PREMIER LEAGUE LEGENDS BY BEN FARR
There was a time when the reds were reliant on a keeper called Peter He was a Giant!
He stood bold like a statue after he’d scored Looking all around while the crowd roared And the fans still sing about Eric the King
He’s scored again! The fans are amazed He runs away celebrating wih one arm raised The Toon Army roars with every goal he scores
Trophy after trophy Sir Alex added to his collection each one so shiny you could see your reflection But don’t get on the wrong side of him You’ll get the hairdryer He was a ferocious manager It was like he breathed fire!
Ryan’s running down the wing While the fans sing Every defenders nightmare was the winged-heeled welshman with lots of chest hair!
Look who’s on the ball it’s Michael, he’s only small He moves so fast defenders don’t see him until he’s run past!
When Arsène the wizard arrived His team seemed revived... They became the greatest team in the realm There was no opponent they couldn’t overwhelm This band of knights went undefeated an achievement that is yet to be repeated
Give a free-kick away if you dare Becks can score from almost anywhere He’ll curl it around the wall, beware! How does he do it? Maybe his power comes from his golden hair
If the situation was alarming Arsenal could always count on their very own Prince Charming
Jose didn’t need a magic mirror on the wall “I am the special one” he said The best manager of them all
What happened to Stevie was quite drastic A brave leader, a knight Liverpool’s captain fantastic They could have won it all but Stevie slipped over and lost the ball
Everyone predicted Leicester would fail But what happened was the greatest fairy tale A true Cinderella story ended with Leicester taking all the glory
THE END
BEN FARR