If youre in LA and you have a spare room, then you should def keep reading. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem('posted_date', 1409859836); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById('update_posted_time_3437443').innerHTML = 'posted on ' + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1409859836); });
1. I have money! View this image ' I mean, not a ton. Am I working for a tech startup and can I therefore afford a master bedroom in a Silverlake loft? No! But I can pay the shit out of a rent bill in an East Hollywood 2 bedroom. Or a past-its-prime crafstman in Highland Park. If its between $500.00 and $700.00, Im your gal!
2. I have a job! View this image ' So Ill keep making money while I live with you! If you need me to provide proof of employment, well then you are the most thorough and detail-oriented person reading Buzzfeed right now. And also, yes, I can do that.
3. I tread lightly! View this image ' Honestly, I never watched Breaking Bad, a fact which might make the one person reading this throw their computer in a fit of rage. If you can still read this through your cracked monitor screen, think how nice it would be to have a roommate you barely notice! I really only go home to sleep and I never cook for myself, so your life would be largely unaffected by my presence.
4. I dont have a lot of stuff! View this image ' I have a lot of skills that might come in handy during our time living together. I work at a technology store that fixes iPhones. Did you break your phone in a drunken rage/while reading list reason #3? I got you. I can also write excellent resumes, house sit, dog sit, cat sit, bird sit (?), and baby sit. I speak basic level German and L.A. Reggaeton Radio station level Spanish. Im lowkey super buff and can lift way more than you think I can. I also have a $25.00 gift card to Subway right now that we can split.
7. Im honest.
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