Sex Survey Results

By Our Staff

Every February, we here at Binghamton Review follow a tradition typically held among most campus publications: the sex survey. This survey was sent out to the good people of the Binghamton review listserv, and these were the responses we recieved:

We also asked for any weird or unusual turn-ons, here’s what people said: loves me, wholesomely choking/hitting

Nope

Arthur O’Sullivan You ;( Thighs MILFS

Tanned tomboy Catholic GF. Cargo shorts

Being the top boy in the polycule I like pretending to be a cat

Yes Baxter (or maybe that’s normal)

Literally any crumb of positive attention

A loving, supportive, and equal relationship

Camel porn, opening the tent, clown girl, Pinterest Turtle shell filled with pudding yummy

Filling out semi-ironic Google Forms oh my lanta probably not that unusual but girls who are passionate about science make my weewee go boing boing boing I like to imagine I’m doing her father instead of her in order to assert dominance.