Can you answer these 4 weird questions from Thailand’s university admission test?

Yes, these are real questions.

1) During dinner, which is the most important meal for the family, Patcharaporn is arranging the table for her mother, who was born on Friday. Which colors should Patcharaporn use for the tablecloth?

a. Orange b. Pink c. Green d. Blue a. Invite your friends to play soccer b. Consult with your parents c. Try to sleep d. Hang out with your opposite-sex friend e. Go to the cinema with your best friend a. Nid is beautiful b. Nid has a good personality c. Nid likes to go out at night d. Nid doesn’t reject men

2) What should you do when sexual hormones kick in?

3) Nid is an attractive girl who loves to go out with boys at night. She made out with some of them and ended up getting pregnant. Which of the following is the reason why several men are attracted to Nid?

4) What is the least carbon-emitting dish? a. Garlic pepper chicken with rice b. Fried Noodle with Pork c. Salmon Steak d. Seafood sukiyaki

Answers: 1) Blue: Everyone knows Fridays are blue days, duh. 2) Play soccer: Because soccer players are bastions of virtue. 3) Nid is beautiful: Because thirsty exam writers make the world go round. 4) Genuinely no one knows the answer. Even the Thailand country director for Greenpeace didn’t know and said it was an example of how Thai education relies on retention rather than critical thinking.

It was chance—albeit a slim one—for a real relationship. Then came the lockdown; everyone was hungry (and thirsty) for affection. Now that we can go back outside, online dating seems to have soured—hookups, scams, and very bad choices abound. Are we actually expected to go and meet real human people out in the wild? It’s too hot. There are bugs. This can’t be right. So, we’re wondering: What’s next?

Find your type

Valentine’s Day is (seemingly always) just around the corner, and while dating apps are the go-to, here are a few places you can try to meet some like-minded strange irl.