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City asks for owner obedience og owners beware: Mr. Poodles can’t roam as he wishes around all of Beacon Hill Park and the Dallas Road pathway anymore — well, he never could, but it appears you weren’t listening, at least until now. DANIELLE In an effort to “balance the POPE needs of all users of the pathway news@ and park,” the City of Victoria is mondaymag.com initiating an additional Animal Control Bylaw presence during summer evenings and weekends in the Beacon Hill and Dallas Road area to educate dog owners, ensure they have close supervision of their dogs and that they carry a leash at all times. Parks manager David Speed says no rules will be changing at this time, but after a number of complaints surrounding the multi-use areas, the city’s efforts will focus on awareness of the rules that already exist. Within Beacon Hill Park, for example, dogs must be kept on a leash at all times and are not allowed in the Heronry at Good Acre Lake, at the Children’s Petting Zoo or at playgrounds in the park. Signs are posted reminding users of these rules, and ignoring them comes with a hefty swat: dog owners can face fines ranging from $100 to $300. “Off-leash regulations are in place to prevent dogs from running uncontrolled along the pathway, bumping into people causing injury; and to protect wildlife in the park from being chased, such as peacocks, squirrels and deer that make Beacon Hill Park their home,” according to the city. Increased patrols will continue until the end of September, when the area is most popular. All dogs are required to be licensed, of course, and, with the exception of designated off-leash areas and private property, all dogs must be leashed at all times in the city.

A BANQUET OF RISK MANAGEMENT What could taste better this June-uary than a barbecue with a side of big business? Perhaps serving it to 750 people living in poverty on a memorable day. This Thursday, June 21, Our Place Society is partnering with global insurance brokerage Aon to provide an outdoor barbecue serving up hot dogs, hamburgers, salad, ice cream and refreshments for almost 1,000 people without homes. Thursday also marks National Aboriginal Day, and Our Place will celebrate with drumming events and live entertainment. If that wasn’t enough, those poking around early will be treated to a 7 a.m. special breakfast of pancakes and sausages at Our Place, compliments of the United Way. “We’re thrilled that Aon has decided to use our facility to give back to the community by engaging with people who are homeless or living in poverty,” says Don Evans, executive director of Our Place. “When an organization comes to Our Place to give back, the whole community benefits.” Why the big-business match-up? Aon, which specializes in risk management, is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year and was looking to create a

Stricter leash laws will be a costly reminder to owners.

global day of community service. On June 21, Aon colleagues around the world will contribute 25,000 volunteer hours to local charities. Our Place is also receiving new shelving units built by Aon staff. “We wanted to do something hands-on, providing food for people who really need it,” says Kris Charmley, Aon’s Victoria branch manager. “Our Place Society has a stellar reputation for supporting Victoria’s most vulnerable citizens, so there was no question that we would direct our efforts to this very worthy organization.” Now, if we could convince summer to get on board.

DINNER DISCOURSE AT CITY HALL Speaking of barbecues, if you weren’t around Victoria City Hall last Thursday, June 14, you might have missed the 150 people gathered in front to protest the social profiling and discrimination that the Vancouver Island Public Interest Resource Group says has defined most interactions between Victoria Police and the capital’s homeless community. Inside city hall, an impressive list of speakers advocated for reforms including the creation of a municipal anti-discrimination policy and the elimination of the chattel bylaw and sections of the streets and traffic bylaw that greatly impact marginalized people. Ideally, council would have heard from those members of Victoria’s street community, but many of those voices went unheard at the end of the night. “The challenge,” according to VIPIRG’s Gordon O’Connor, “is to get the street community in to speak to council in the first place.” While VIPIRG collected a number of forms from members of the crowd who wanted to address council, the city requires residents to submit their requests the morning before the meeting. City councillor Lisa Helps put forward a motion to allow late submissions, but it was defeated 5-4, with councillors Marianne Alto, Chris Coleman, Ben Isitt and Helps voting in favour and the rest against. Looks like council’s preference for efficient meetings over meaningful discourse is painfully apparent. M – Simon Nattrass

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MONDAY LIFE

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STREET SMARTS How have microbreweries changed the beer industry?

KIERAN REPORT

Still (cash) crazy after all these years oneyswilling politicians a n d over-indulging boozers have one thing in common; their hangovers can be unforgivBRIAN ing. KIERAN The Liberals bkieran@ should have learned mondaymag.com that lesson a decade ago when they sold BC Rail to CN for cash and tax breaks worth maybe $1 billion. In the process of applying expensive lipstick to their fiscal pig, the government abandoned a valuable public asset that promised to be an engine of Hinterland economic prosperity if managed with vision and energy on behalf of taxpayers. Refusing to be schooled by that stillsmouldering fiasco, the Liberals are about to privatize another valuable public asset, the Liquor Distribution Branch (LDB), in order to briefly deflate the size of the operating deficit. Ten years after BC Rail, the tune is so familiar: Still (cash) crazy after all these years. During a typically rancorous question period in the legislature this spring,

NDP MLA Shane Simpson (VancouverHastings) tried to get to the heart of the government’s ill-conceived and rushed decision to butcher the LDB cash cow. Simpson wanted Energy, Mines (& Liquor) Minister Rich Coleman to explain the implications of a Business in Vancouver story that quoted from an internal memo making the rounds at Exel Logistics, a major global player in the world of liquor distribution. The memo, Simpson told the House, had been penned by Exel vice-president Scott Lyons. It discussed Exel’s desire to get the LDB privatization contract by direct award and, when that could not be achieved, its determination to use “their strong relationship with the minister to influence the writing of the RFP (request for proposals).” This “strong relationship” refers to the alleged influence of former Exel lobbyist and Liberal insider Pat Kinsella. Coleman, a veteran Liberal ward boss who has rarely been out of sight of the booze file, sprang to his feet. “That question I can only categorize as the most demeaning, insulting and disgusting question I’ve heard relative to the public service of British Columbia since I’ve been here in 16 years,” he blustered. To borrow from Shakespeare: Minister thou doth protest too much. The notion of Coleman being the valiant defender of the

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honour of the public service is laughable. Here’s the deal: The LDB currently generates an annual profit for taxpayers in the neighbourhood of $900 million. But Finance Minister Kevin Falcon wants to offload “non-strategic surplus assets” including B.C.’s monopoly on wholesale liquor distribution to reduce the operating deficit. He glosses over the fact that B.C.’s total accumulated debt is $52 billion and will skyrocket another $6 billion this year. Somewhat after the fact, the government has appointed a fairness monitor “to oversee the procurement and evaluation process” and has hastily issued the RFP. However, it has refused to consult with stakeholders and it has failed to produce a business plan to justify the sale. Many industry and consumer voices have raised the alarm about turning the people’s liquor distribution monopoly over to a private multi-national corporation. BC Craft Brewers Guild chairman Tod Melnyk says brewers are “concerned that this initiative appears to replicate the Alberta liquor distribution model where there have been significant issues. The potential increase in pricing, which will impact consumer spending ... is also of utmost concern.” All I can say is that when it comes to managing our assets this gang needs a designated driver. M

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Now, I am no longer embarrassed to pull out a six-pack at a dinner party. DAN COX, The Strath, Victoria

They’ve made the market more competitive — more choice and better choice. ROB STORIE, Victoria

They’ve made it so local beers get the edge on success, and host fun events, too. GITA LOTA, Victoria

CITY WATCHDOG

‘Bylaws need to catch up with city policy’ ill Goodson has been many things, among them an electrician, a teacher, and — since health concerns limited her ability to work — The Capital’s one and only shoe shiner. Dreamed up as a way to supplement her meager disability beneﬁts, Goodson’s most recent career move was stalled as she ran afoul of the City of Victoria, whose poliSIMON cy on buskers and street vendors doesn’t inNATTRASS clude shoe shiners, or anyone else offering snattrass@ a service other than entertainment, operatmondaymag.com ing in the public sphere. “There is a huge demand for it, and the public is completely behind me,” says Goodson as she relates the story of her many attempts to reason with bylaw officers, city officials, and most recently Victoria city council. I happened to walk past during one such attempt to convince bylaw enforcement to change their tune; I watched while passersby voiced their support, leaning out of car windows to shout encouragement — even the bylaw officers seemed less than enthused as they delivered their written warning.

It seems like it won’t be long before Goodson can safely ply her trade at her favourite spot on the 700 block of Fort Street. The city’s own policy states that council supports the use of public space for small-scale entrepreneurship and economic development, and Coun. Lisa Helps says she will be asking council to reconsider the bylaw responsible for Goodson’s woes. “The city’s bylaws need to catch up with the city’s policy, plain and simple,” says Helps. The street vendors bylaw and others like it are symptoms of a deeper problem here in The Capital. This is not a simple case of outdated bylaws. As Goodson points out, “50 years ago we had shoe-shiners on every corner.” Somewhere in our recent history, it became standard fare for councils in the Garden City to dream up regulations for every square inch in service to some Victorian-era ideal of aesthetic perfection, one that doesn’t include riff-raff buffing shoes on the street corner. Thankfully, this experience seems to indicate that the folks currently occupying city hall may be looking to pry open the iron grip of the past that’s currently squeezing creativity and imagination into the basements and alleyways of our city. If so, they have a long fight ahead of them. M

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MONDAY SPECIAL > BEER FEATURE

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when it comes to design he lets me do what I want for the most part. He’s easy to please, but then again, I know what he wants,” he says with a laugh. “The art on the label is the consumer’s door to the product if they don’t already know the brand or the brewery. After you open it, it’s the product that sells them. Luckily, I feel fortunate that both work together really well. My label brings them in, but it’s the beer that brings them back.” And the management agrees. “A lot of what the art brings to the beer is the culture of the brewery,” says Matt Lockhart, communications and events coordinator at Phillips Brewing Company. “Who we are really informs the styles of the beer and how we approach making beer, and it only makes sense to extend that culture to the look or the branding of the beer. It’s the same personality expressed in a different way.”

Right from the get go, Hoyne knew what he wanted to see on his 650ml bomber labels. “The entire idea is to have fun and be imaginative. Our message is that the quality of the beer is always of the highest priority but we’re not pretentious — we want to have fun and to portray that with our marketing.” Hoyne hired designers Caleb Beyers and Hanahlie Beise of Caste Design Projects to design his labels. “Each of the labels have a bit of a story to them,” says Hoyne, who always keeps a notepad in his breast pocket. “I dream up the names, I have a bit of an idea of what I want the imagery to look like, then we chat, usually over a beer, and Caleb will do some pencil sketches. We select one that has potential and we work towards it. We have lots of laughs along the way, we scrutinize details, we get it to where we’re all very happy with it. Every detail is important, but I will also defer to people who have expertise or perhaps a different opinion.” Hoyne’s Down Easy Pale Ale depicts people tubing down the Cowichan River (sans beer due to liquor control’s input), the Big Bock has some cock implied (for the same reason) and the Devil’s Dream IPA was named for the first tune his daughter learned to play on the violin while training with Daniel Lapp.

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Hoyne Brewing might seem like the new kid on the brewing block, but dig a little deeper and it’s clear that brewmaster Sean Hoyne is one of the pioneers of the local scene. The avid homebrewer with degrees in sciences and creative writing applied to apprentice under craft-brewing pioneer Frank Appleton. “I brought a six-pack of my beers and recipes to the interview and we sat together, drank beer, talked literature, became good friends . . . and I learned a lot of the professional craft under him.” While studying under Appleton, the two set up Swan’s brewery in 1989. Almost L-R: Gillian Dolding, Robin Connelly and 10 years later, Sean Hoyne tip a glass at Hoyne Brewing. Hoyne founded the brewery at Canoe Brewpub where he stayed for 13 years before leaving to start his own brewery. Now that he gets to make all the decisions, he’s having fun with it and not taking anything too seriously. “Let’s face it, we’re making beer here, not ammo,” he says with a laugh.

“We’ve been using local artists since we launched our Big Flavour series just over a year ago,” says John Fitterer, sales and marketing manager at Lighthouse B r e w i n g Michelle Landry designed this week's Monday Company. cover and some labels for Lighthouse Brewing. “Since then, we’ve dealt with six or seven local artists.” Among the group is Michelle Landry, who created this week’s beer-themed Monday cover. Over the last year, Landry has designed four bomber labels (Belgian White, Belgian Black, Dark Chocolate Porter and Uncharted IPA) and two six-packs (Switchback IPA and Tasman Ale) for Lighthouse. Other local artists who’ve worked for Lighthouse include Ken Faulks (Shipwrecked), Marty Machacek (Navigator), tattooist Ryan Tree (Deckhand) and Eliska Gachinha of EFOX (Overboard).

ictoria’s craft breweries employ artisans to hand-craft some of the best brews around, but that philosophy goes further than their beers — they’re making their labels (and more) with the same principles.

PHILLIPS BREWING Tucked in the back lot of Phillips Brewing Co. sits a sea can chock-full of art supplies. This is the “Imaginarium,” or “Part D’Artment” — home to Russell Papp and Chris Dobell, two of three artists employed by Phillips. While Papp and Dobell don’t create labels, they’re in charge of another face of MARY ELLEN GREEN Phillips — crafting custom creative centrepieces arts@mondaymag.com like the “Gypsy Wagon,” a 36-foot gypsy caravan-inspired refrigerated trailer with 32 beer taps that was the focal point of last year’s Rifflandia beer garden. They also create customdesigned signage for Phillips’ clients and other promotional materials. “When a customer sells a certain number of kegs, they get L-R: Russell Papp, Shawn O'Keefe and Chris credit from our depar tment,” Dobell make up the "Part D'Artment." says Dobell. “Russ and I will create custom, personalized, hand-painted signage for their establishments instead of something made by a machine.” “I’m in charge of everything that’s three-dimensional,” says Papp. “And I do the painting,” adds Dobell. Walk into almost any pub in town and it’s easy to spot Papp and Dobell’s work. The signs have a distinct appearance, blending traditional sign-painting with contemporary and street-art style. “It can be so rewarding to take a piece of wood and turn it into a piece of art,” says Dobell. “It’s keeping the craft alive.” The third member of the Phillips “Part D’Artment” is Shawn O’Keefe, the graphic designer and illustrator responsible for designing Phillips’ labels since the company began brewing 10 years ago. “I would guess I’ve designed at least 75 labels,” says O’Keefe, who works on contract but spends around four days a week at the brewery. “When it comes to the labels, there’s tons of artistic freedom. Matt (Phillips) has a vision for certain projects, but

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raft-toria. It’s every beer lover’s delight, and not exactly where you expect to raise a glass of Buck-A-Beer — or is it?

Despite the overflow of Victoria’s microbrew culture, no-name brewskies and mass-produced ales still find their spot on liquor store shelves around town. And while their popularity is stumbling, locals prove there is still room in our glass for them, at least for now. But when it comes to making the decision between quality and price, beer experts are seeing a trend that has surprised many: even some of the city’s youngest and stingiest drinkers are selecting local craft beer when it counts. “The days of Labatt Blue are over. DANIELLE POPE Literally, we have a whole Labatt generation dying out, and now we news@mondaymag.com see these 19-year-olds come in, and they are buying Phillips and Driftwood,” says Lon Sheehan, the Strath Liquor Store’s beer specialist. “The real difference between ‘craft’ versus ‘crap’ beer for me, though, is not whether it was made by a mega or micro brewery — it’s whether they used craft ingredients or not.” When it comes to those ingredients, Sheehan points out that there are only four main components in beer: water, malt, hops and yeast. Germany, for example, has a 500-year-old law about what can really count as beer. Budweiser, on the other hand, has been known to use corn syrup. Location matters, too. Stella in Belgium is an entirely different drink, ingredients-wise, than the Stella we buy in Canada, Sheehan says. And each brew-popular country has its own cap on part of the market: Belgium specializes in yeast, the U.K. in malt, the Pacific Northwest in hops and Germany has mastered the balance. Even mass producers can’t drink away the knowledge that craft is where it’s at. In 2011, Sheehan reports, mega market beer sales were down 10 per cent, while craft sales had risen 10 per cent. At the Strath Liquor Store, 60 per cent of sales and fridge space is dedicated to craft brews, with mid-class beers scoring 25 per cent and the cheapies filling up just 15 per cent. Producers’ tactics to deal with this, however, are mixed: fold, resign into the “value beer” market, join the craft industry, or at least make it look that way. For example, Labatt has managed to harness the cheap beer niche in sales, says Sheehan. Meanwhile, Molson’s Richard’s White, a mid-class beer in Canada, is rebottled into “craft shape” and re-labelled as Blue Moon in the U.S., where it DANIELLE POPE sits alongside craft brews. Sometimes, it's about price. “What we’re seeing from these companies, like Coors, is that they are starting to tailor their products to people who don’t really like beer,” says Sheehan. “We’ve got ice teas and berry mixes and ‘refreshment beverages’ because they know they’ve lost the market. They can’t come up with the product that real beer drinkers are looking for.” So who is still buying the cheap cans? More people than you might expect — and it still comes East A down to price point. “We see a surprising number of people come in and buy Fat Tug, say, and a six-pack of whatever,” Sheehan says. “What does it mean? It means, ‘Yeah, I like real beer, but after a few I just want to get fucked up.’” M

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ART OF BEER “They found me online and contacted me out of the blue,” says Landry. “I do enjoy local craft beers, and it’s pretty cool having my artwork printed on glass. I had never had any of my art screen printed on anything like that before.” Landry is a self-taught illustrator who has a degree in earth and ocean sciences from UVic. As a professional artist, Landry’s work includes books, websites, pamphlets, logos, packaging and more and is heavily influenced by her love of all things fantastical. “I really enjoy both the sense of freedom and collaboration working with Lighthouse,” says Landry. “They give me a name and a theme and just tell me to go to it. They don’t like to interfere with the artist’s process.” In the case of the Switchback IPA, Fitterer says the team at the brewery came up with the mountain bike concept and let Landry take it from there. Now her design is riding the side of a BC Transit bus in town. “We’re all avid mountain bikers,” says Fitterer. “We have more bikes in our lot than cars, so we thought it would be a good fit. We gave the concept to Michelle and she gave us back a great label.” “[Having local artists design the labels] offers much the same benefit as buying local beer,” says Fitterer. “We like to have everything as local as possible, our beers, our employees, our ingredients, we just firmly believe in supporting local in any way we can.” M

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Beer festival turns 20 with spotlight on Canadian brew THOSE IN ATTENDANCE COULD SAMPLE MORE THAN 150 BEERS FROM 55 STALLS OVER THE WEEKEND ictoriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s social event of the year is turning 20. From humble beginnings as a one-day indoor festival with 15 breweries and 1,500 people, the Great Canadian Beer Festival has grown into a world-class, two-day outdoor event that attracts more than 50 breweries, 8,000 people (20 per cent from out of town) and injects more than $200,000 a day into the local economy, according to GCBF chairman Gerry Hieter. Never in its 20 years has the festival lived up to its name quite like it will this year. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This year weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re focusing on Canadian beer. It will change the flavour of the festival enormously,â&#x20AC;? says Hieter. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the closest weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever come to living up to our name.â&#x20AC;? Breweries from B.C., Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan and the Yukon territory have already confirmed. More than 80 per cent of the 55 stalls at the 2012 festival could feature Canadian

GREAT CANADIAN BEER FESTIVAL Sept. 7 (3 to 8pm) and Sept. 8 (noon to 6pm) Royal Athletic Park beer, up from just over 55 per cent last year. The reason? After nearly 20 years, the GCBF no longer qualifies for consular liquor privileges â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a cross-boarder agreement between the Canadian Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade and the U.S. Consular General that allows liquor to be imported and consumed during a specified charitable event. After a debacle with the B.C. Liquor Distribution (LDB) and Liquor Control and Licensing Branch (LCLB), who pulled GCBFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s consular liquor privileges less than 24 hours before the gates were supposed to open for the 2011 festival (privileges were eventually

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reinstated just three hours before the gates opened), Hieter says he â&#x20AC;&#x153;just couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go through that again.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;They say we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t qualify because weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not a registered charity,â&#x20AC;? says Hieter. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a not-for-profit society and our mandate is to put on the best beer festival we can. If thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s any money over and above our expenses and the money we need for the following year, that goes to charity. But thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not good enough for the Liquor Control and Licensing Branch, because now theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re saying weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not allowed to have a bank balance from one year to the next. We have to give it all to charity ... Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re literally trying to legislate us out of business,â&#x20AC;? he says. But never fear, 14 American breweries have applied to participate in this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s festival. These breweries already have distribution in B.C. and, therefore, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t require a special licence to participate. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There are probably as many American breweries as Canadian breweries in the B.C. market right now,â&#x20AC;? says Hieter. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We used to get all these little guys from Port Angeles, Port Townsend, Bellingham and Anacortes who donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sell beer in B.C., but they come because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fun and thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the benefit of ferry traffic from Victoria. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all pretty disappointed they canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t come this year.â&#x20AC;? With 55 stalls offering three brews on average, those in attendance could sample

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IS BEER GETTING SNOOTY? ver the 20 years that Hieter has been involved with the Great Canadian Beer Festival, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s watched attitudes about beer change dramatically. A pioneer in the B.C. beer scene, Hieter helped set up many breweries, including Victoriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Lighthouse Brewery and the Whistler Brewing Company, among others. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the beginning, craft beer was a tough sell,â&#x20AC;? says Hieter. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The big guys just considered us a fad, but the hardest part was convincing people that we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make a mistake because our beer didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t taste like Kokanee.â&#x20AC;?

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IS BEER SNOOTY? And although the big brewers are king when it comes to quality and consistency, Hieter says local craft brewers have a leg up on their competition. “You cannot beat the quality of a factory-made beer. That’s what they do best. Their quality is second to none, their consistency is impeccable. Where the difference comes in is the big brews are a victim of their own size, they have to put in corn and they have to buy six-row barley and they have to use hop extracts because it’s all the cheapest to use, whereas you wouldn’t catch a local craft brewer touching any of those things. They don’t use corn, they use two-row barley, they use the best, freshest hops they can find. It all comes down to ingredients.” Hieter says the proliferation of beer blogs and websites like ratebeer.com have flooded the market with information and opinions, many anonymous and many negative, giving anyone the ability to become an amateur beer expert. “Now when I go to the liquor store, I hear people having very informed conversations about beer and it blows my mind.”

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The local craft beer market is made up predominantly of ales and Hieter says this stems from an upsidedown market. “You could make an ale and have it in the keg in 10 days, or you could make a lager and have it in the keg in 21 days, but you couldn’t charge as much for the lager as the ale because people perceived the ale to have more value because it was darker and had more flavour,” says Hieter. “Everything goes full circle and I’m predicting that in a couple of years we’ll see everybody with good pilsners and lagers, and I think Sean Hoyne is first out of the gate and he’ll be the benchmark, so good for him.” M

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Keeping it clean — the draft lines that is By Danielle Pope news@mondaymag.com

ou’re sitting at the bar with your friends, ready to enjoy a cold pint. But when the server delivers the round, your draft beer is so foamy it looks cloudy. Your friend’s beer has no head, and your other friend remarks there are particles in his drink. You might not know it, but you’ve just become the victim of a dirty line — and, no, not the sassy pick-up kind. Victorians spend plenty of time thinking about where our beer comes from — the locality of the hops, the brewery that crafts the ale — but when it comes to the actual faucet and draft line that draws that scrumptious pint from keg to mouth, most of us don’t even bat an inebriated eye. Yet one company makes its business thinking about those details, and believes every consumer has the right to know the truth about beer. “You wouldn’t boil something in water over and over again and never wash your pot,” says Shelly Plaxton, co-owner and founder of Draught WISE Draught Integrity Technicians. “People have this perception that because there is alcohol in beer it keeps everything clean, but it’s just not so … and you wouldn’t believe some of the things we see.” Draught WISE has been cleaning nozzles and changing draft lines since 2010, when Plaxton and her husband, Gregory, launched their Victoria-based company at that year’s Great Canadian Beer Festival. Since then, they’ve mopped the market with a strong following, and 39 Victoria bars have now earned themselves the “Draught WISE Seal” for keep-

ing up with the recommended industry standard of cleaning their lines every two weeks. Another near-dozen establishments call on Draught WISE once a month, with some remaining customers, or even home brewers, requesting infrequent visits. Cleanings are now performed with a rinse of sodium hydroxide (like that found in dish soap) instead of the chlorine of years past, and each session can cost a business between $45 and $100. Nozzle and pipe cleaning isn’t the sexiest topic of the beer industry, but Plaxton says avoiding it doesn’t hide the facts: dirty lines are costly, sometimes unsafe and always affecting the quality of the beer, especially in craft brews. When beer is pushed through draft lines, yeast builds up on the faucets, couplers and walls of the pipes, particularly the high yeast in unpasteurized craft beers. This can then result in “beer mold” or “beer stones.” Both can be gross or dangerous substances to consume, and Plaxton says drinking dirty beer can actually give people that hung-over feeling. Beer stones also have the added effect of creating traction and turbulence in the lines as beer rushes past, which results in foamy beer and a loss of product. “We have a real beer culture in this city, and wherever you go you should be able to taste the beer as the brewmasters intended for you to

taste it,” says Plaxton. “Of course, if you have a raspberry wheat ale filling a line for six months, then try to replace it with a pilsner, you’re going to taste a raspberry pilsner.” Plaxton and her husband are huge advocates of the idea that it’s up to the customers to demand a clean product, and the company lists establishments that have earned their seal on its website. But while Draught WISE is not the only cleaning company on the Island (some larger restaurants hire their own cleaners, for example) Plaxton encourages every beer drinker to ask about cleaning procedures. “If beer is one of your biggest sellers, you have to protect it,” she says. “This is just like DANIELLE POPE an oil change for your car — there is a cost Shelly and Gregory Plaxton of Draught WISE. involved, but it has to be done and you will be happy you did. We want people to support local draft, not be afraid of it.” M

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t wasn’t that long ago that a woman knocking back a couple of pints in a bar on her own would have been silently dismissed as déclassé, just as the thought of a construction worker discussing the merits of risotto as a dinner option with the bartender would be unimaginable. With the profusion of watering holes in Victoria today, it’s hard to believe that at one time you had to cross

a bridge to get a beer after work, unless you were dressed to pass muster in one of downtown’s fancy hotel bars. Today, the working masses have plenty of options where they can grab a quick beer and a bite to eat. Better still, we have progressed from profusion of terrycloth covered tables and hot dog menus of 30 years ago. This week we look at two of Victoria’s brew pubs, each with extensive menus that combine their liquid products with great local ingredients. Both offer wheelchair access and adult-only zones, in addition to areas where patrons of all ages are welcome.

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MONDAY SPECIAL > BEER FEATURE

WARNING: May contain nuts & BRAS — LOCAL WATERING HOLE, BIG BAD JOHN'S, TURNS 50 By Mary Ellen Green

The ceilings are covered in bras, and deep within the clutter lie giant spiders ready to pounce on unsuspecting and befuddled patrons. And it o the dismay of elephants every- manages to maintain its unmatchable sense of where, it’s been confirmed that more nostalgia even though there’s new stuff added than 650,000 pounds of peanuts have to it every day. been annihilated by streams of spirit“It’s the only space in the building we never ed patrons at local watering hole Big touch,” says Craig. “It’s virtually maintenance Bad John’s. free. We dust it once in a while, the burlap seat The local institution — where a bucket of covers get changed and we’ve flipped the floor peanuts on every table is customary — is cel- a few times.” ebrating its 50th birthday, and “And it still has the origiguaranteed, there’ll be nuts, and nal TV,” says Gerry Laing, who bras at the 15-day “Big Bad John’s started as a bus boy in 1968 BIG BAD JOHN'S Birthday Week” party. and has been there ever since. 50TH BIRTHDAY The hillbilly bar, which was “A bottle of beer was 50 WEEK PARTY given its theme as a potential cents when I started,” says June 15 - July 1 draw to tourists visiting Seattle Laing. “We didn’t get draught featuring World’s Fair in 1962, belongs to until 1986.” entertainment, third-generation owners Craig, While prices during the celprizes, trivia, staff Grant and Kirk Olson, grandsons ebration won’t be quite that reunion and specials of Barney Olson, who purchased cheap, BBJ’s is offering a $5 on food and drink the hotel in 1946. burger and fries, and $3.75 The brothers bought out their “XXX” house lager. uncle John after their father Keith Hillbilly band Kin Fo will passed away in the ’90s. John, who’s now 82, play a show Tuesday, June 26 (8 p.m.) and a was six-foot-four, 240lbs, “and he was pretty staff reunion is planned for Sunday, July 1 bad,” says Craig with a mischievous smile. (noon to 6 p.m.) I didn’t ask, but I have a feeling the bar might Any former staff members are welcome and be named after him. encouraged to attend, whether the conditions But if John is indeed bad, he’s got to be of their departure were pleasant or not. Laing bad in the most unpretentious, bad-ass sort of has been fired three times and he still plans to way, because that’s the attitude in this eclectic attend. space. Who knows? Big Bad John just might even The walls are covered in stickers, photo- make an appearance. graphs and currency from around the world. Beers. Nuts. Cheers to another 50 years! M arts@mondaymag.com

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MONDAY SPECIAL > BEER FEATURE

Sisters of the Tap CRAFT BEER GROUP OFFERS WOMEN PINT OF CAMARADERIE By Danielle Pope news@mondaymag.com

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eal women drink real beerâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the sentiment and mission statement of Victoriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s newest craft beer appreciation group, and the only female-focused hop sippers in the city: Sisters of The Tap. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have nine breweries in Victoria, and there are great women involved in the industry, but still no group celebrating that fact,â&#x20AC;? says Lindsay McQueen, events coordinator for Spinnakers Gastro Brewpub, and Sisters creator. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I wanted a group where women can come and learn more with no pressure.â&#x20AC;? Sisters of The Tap will cheer its inception with its first â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beer Schoolâ&#x20AC;? on Wednesday, June 20, 5:30 p.m. at Spinnakers (308 Catherine). No membership is required to be part of the group, and all women are invited to meet, sample 16 craft varieties and learn about the creation of each. After that, McQueen hopes to host monthly meetings, educational tastings, special events, even group road trips. While international groups like the Pink Boots Society, aimed at industry professionals, and Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Angels, aimed at consumers, were created with chapters all over to empower women to advance their experience and enjoyment of beer culture, Victoria has had a dearth of options until McQueenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s project, which will be the first Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Angels chapter in the city and aims to â&#x20AC;&#x153;connect women who appreciate craft beer with others and to promote the education and enjoyment of craft beer.â&#x20AC;? Start-up Sisters include McQueen, Spinnakers brewster Kala Hadfield, Salt Spring Island Ales co-owner Becky Julseth, Spinnakers general manager Claire Radosevic and sommelier Tanya Loeppky.

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Start-up Sisters of the Tap are ready to say cheers: Becky Julseth (left), Claire Radosevic, Kala Hadfield and Lindsay McQueen.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;There was a point when craft brews were edged out of the market, along the time that mass production beer became popular and aimed at the male-dominated working class,â&#x20AC;? says Salt Springâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Julseth. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Being an owner of a brewery, this is an issue on our mind, and we work to attract a female market as well as a male one â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that means sophisticated bottles and labels that people want to hold the way they do wine or spirits.â&#x20AC;? Hadfield has grown up working in Spinnakers, but has been brewing herself for eight months, and says there is no real female-focused beer, but there are still plenty of misconceptions. Many of those myths, she says, come from being surrounded by generic, mass-produced beers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A lot of women are intimidated by beer, or donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think they like dark beers,â&#x20AC;? Hadfield says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But if you sit down and start out with a nice kĂślsch, and work into the nut brown ales, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see drinking real craft brews is nothing like generic beers.â&#x20AC;? Other myths are that dark beers have to be heavy, says Hadfield, or that all beer contains wheat (except for hefeweizens, craft beer has little or no gluten). Another myth is that beer is fattening, adds Julseth. Like any other food, it contains many nutrients, including protein and fibre. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People have expectations of what they are going to experience when they drink beer, but tasting a chemically infused berry ale in a can is nothing like sipping craft beer made with real raspberries,â&#x20AC;? says McQueen. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a whole other experience.â&#x20AC;? Julseth says the key is to just jump in, then slowly broaden your flavour preferences. Being part of a group like Sisters of the Tap can open that door. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beer is similar to coffee or wine â&#x20AC;&#x201D; bitter flavours can seem scary at first,â&#x20AC;? she says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but once youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve warmed up to the idea, your pallet will really open to a whole new universe.â&#x20AC;? M

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MONDAY SPECIAL > BEER

Summer beer round-up SUMMERY SUDS THAT WILL KEEP YOUR WHISTLE WHET

ictoria's breweries and brewpubs have a slew of seasonal suds heading to liquor stores and draft lines across the city. Here are our favourites for summer:

PHILLIPS BREWING CO. Analogue 78 This Kolsch pours a rich golden colour with a slight head. The nose is slightly sweet and its crisp, clean mouthfeel finishes dry. Brewed with Kolsch yeast and lagered. ABV 5%. Available on tap and in six-packs of 341ml bottles. Raspberry Wheat Ale

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This wheat ale is infused with raspberries and pours a deep ruby red colour topped by a frothy bubblegumpink head and a nose that is sweet citrus raspberry. Its light champagne mouthfeel is capped by a clean dry finish. Pairs well with patios and sunglasses. ABV 5%. Available in 650ml bottles.

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Summer So lstice Experience the beginning of summer at Royal Oak Burial Park, with live music and the quiet gift of poetry in a beautiful landscape, while Wendy Morton and Rhonda Ganz turn your words and memories into poems. Enjoy the Ambient Music of harpist Gwyneth Evans, Banquo and Ensemble Laude.

Stroll through the new interment Terraces, visit the Woodlands green burial area and see the plans and the site for the Little Spirits Garden, a community memorial dedicated to infant and child loss.

Find your ancestors. Burial Park staff will be on hand for grave location assistance and to answer your questions.

Remember the dead, whether interred at the Burial Park or elsewhere. Create a personal memorial with unique ﬂoral tributes, poems, messages and paper prayer ﬂags.

Scheduled Performances 12 o’clock ~ Banquo in the green burial Woodlands 2pm ~ Ensemble Laude in the Mausoleum 1pm & 3pm ~ Homegoing Brass Band, traditional processional music

Special Event 4pm ~ Reception and informal presentation on some history & traditions of processional music, in our beautiful art deco chapel.

Summer So lstice

ambient music

tea

poetry

remembrance

picnics

Saturday, June 23rd 11am 3pm Special musical guests

The Homegoing Brass Band Traditional processional music Join us from 4-5 pm for a reception and informal conversation about processional music.

4673 Falaise Drive, Victoria

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MONDAY SPECIAL > BEER SUMMER SUDS continued from Page 18

VANCOUVER ISLAND BREWERY

SALT SPRING ISLAND ALES

Flying Tanker White IPA With the recent return of the 650ml Bomber bottling system to VIB, the summer is starting to look pretty refreshing. First up is the Flying Tanker IPA, the first white IPA in Canada, which pays homage to B.C.'s historic Martin Mars water bombers. This unique twist on a traditional IPA delivers a full payload of hops with a floral, citrus nose, but is balanced with the smoothness of wheat malt. In quick succession, notes of coriander, grapefruit rind and lemon are also noticeable. ABV 6.8%. Available in 650ml bottles.

Heather Ale Winner of 2011’s North West Brew News’ “People’s Choice Award,” the Heather Ale is now being bottled for the first time. Made in the ancient herbal beer brewing tradition which dates back 4,000 years, this easydrinking beer is made with Island-grown and wild-crafted heather flowers and has virtually no bitterness. ABV 5%. Available in 650ml bottles and on tap.

Beachcomber Summer Ale An unfiltered ale styled after a German Weiss bier, this easy drinking wheat beer pours a glowing golden yellow with the aroma of banana and notes of spice and tropical fruit. Ingredients: a very unique strain of yeast from the Weihnenstephan brewery in Germany (the oldest continually operated brewery in the world). ABV 5.3 %. Available on tap and in six-packs of 341ml bottles.

DRIFTWOOD BREWERY Belle Royale The team at Driftwood decided to steer the Belle Royale in a new direction this year, incorporating it into their sour beer program. This season's version has spent a year inside used French and Appalachian oak wine barrels, undergoing lactic and Brettanomyces fermentation to produce a sour, funky, lightly oaked cherry delight. Expect to see her in 650ml bottles sometime this summer.

LIGHTHOUSE BREWING CO. Tasman Ale Tasman Ale is brewed with Tasmanian hop varieties Topaz and Summer, along with Motueka and Rakau from the Tasman region of New Zealand. Fresh and crisp, this copper-hued ale features distinctive tropical fruit characters, clean and light bittering and a soft malt body. Lighthouse Tasman Ale will be released the last week of June. ABV 5%. Available in six-packs of 355ml bottles. Switchback IPA A Northwest-style ale with amber colour and 80 IBUs. The combination of Citra, Falconers Flight and Zythos hops creates fresh pine, citrus and tropical fruit flavours. The aggressive bitterness of the hops is balanced with medium bodied, fresh malt characters. ABV 6.5%. Available in six-packs of 355ml bottles.

HOYNE BREWING CO. Summer Haze Honey Hefe This unflitered summer beer is made with a touch of honey from the hives at the Fairmont Empress. A very easy drinking, slightly sweet ale with a touch of citrus and spice, the Summer Haze Honey Hefe is incredibly thirst quenching and delightfully smooth. ABV 5.1%. Available in 650ml bottles and on tap.

SPINNAKERS BREWPUB Shoaling Waters India Session Ale Spinnakers celebrates 100 years of the incorporation of Esquimalt, the place of shoaling waters, with this session IPA, based on the legendary seafaring ales of the English midlands, sent to supply the colonies throughout the Empire. This low-gravity India session ale is well hopped, well balanced and has a drinkability designed to inspire sociability. ABV 4.5%, IBU 65. Available in 650ml bottles.

CANOE BREWPUB Summer Honey Wheat Ale This refreshing wheat ale will be pouring at Canoe all summer long. It is a crisp, refreshing patio-beer, infused with honey from the Peace River region and a subtle dose of Cascade hops. ABV 5%. Available in 650ml bottles and on tap.

CANOE BREWPUB Tessier’s Witbier: Released June 22 A Belgian style Witbier. Wheat ale flavored with coriander, sweet orange peel and a secret spicy spice. ABV 5%. Available in 650Ml bottles and on tap at Swan's. Trumpeter Pilsner A noble hoppy pilsner made with Saaz Hops and Pilsner Malt. Light, crisp bitterness with a splendid hop finish. ABV 4.8%.Draft only at Swans Pub. Coconut Porter A chocolate malt porter with hand toasted organic coconut. A don’tmiss beer experience. ABV 5.5%. Available in 650ml bottles and on tap at Swan's. MONDAY MAGAZINE JUNE 21 - 27, 2012 mondaymag.com

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MONDAY GUIDE > ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

Jazz Something t's time once again for the TD Victoria International JazzFest, featuring more than 425 musicians in 95 perIformances on 13 stages. Get your tickets at the Victoria Jazz Society office (1031 Vancouver) to avoid service Here are some of Monday's top picks for this week.

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Balkan Beat Box A uniquely dance worthy, gypsy-punk spectacle — A fusion of klezmer, Mediterranean and Balkan tradition with electronica, hip hop, dancehall beats and Jamaican dub. Tuesday, June 26, 7pm Centennial Square

George Benson Ten-time Grammy winner and one of the most revered guitarists in jazz history, George Benson’s groundbreaking Breezin’, which came out in 1976, was the first jazz album to go triple platinum. Best known for his pop/R&B vocals, Benson is a master of versatility who can play any style, be it swing, bebop or R&B. Sunday, June 24, 7:30pm Royal Theatre Chris Botti Five-time Grammy nominee Chris Botti has played his trumpet with Paul Simon, Joni Mitchell, Marc Cohn and Natalie Merchant. His new CD Impressions features appearances by Vince Gill, Herbie Hancock, David Foster and Andrea Bocelli. Monday, June 25, 7:30pm Royal Theatre Delhi 2 Dublin Described as “the United Nations of rock ‘n’ roll” by Hour Magazine, Vancouver’s energetic and infectious Delhi 2 Dublin have come up with an amazing party sound that seamlessly blends Celtic and Bollywood style Bhangra music with elements of dub reggae, hip-hop, and electronica, With DJ RAAJ, who helped pioneer the Bollywood nightclub scene in San Francisco. Sunday, June 24, 7pm Centennial Square

TOP PICKS

OUR FOR JUNE 21 - 27 Pablo Cardenas Project Fusion Cuban-born pianist Cardenas combines classical training with jazz, fusion, Latin, plus traditional and modern Cuban styles. With Peter Dowse on electric bass, and Kelby MacNayr on drums. Sunday, June 24, 1:30pm Centennial Square Mederic Collignon It will be jazz music with a twist as French trumpet player Médéric Collignon makes his debut in Victoria at the TD JazzFest. Known for his shouting, his deliberately trashy bouts and his flashes of genius, this multiple award winner is wildly eclectic, having been influenced as much by funk and jazz-rock as the works of composer Oliver Messiaen. With Jus De Bocse Tuesday, June 26, 8:30pm Hermann’s Jazz Club The HIFI The HIFI is a highenergy musical collective that knows all the best ways to have a great time on the dance floor. A mash-up of jazzy New Orleans funk, hot soul, rock and R&B, this group comprises some of Victoria’s most gifted musicians. Monday, June 25, 12pm Centennial Square Monday, June 25 and Tuesday, June 26 at 4pm Canoe Brewpub Donato/Bourassa/ Lozano/Tanguay Tribute to Bill Evans

Get The Blessing

This punk like, post-punk quartet is here from England to kick jazz in the pants. Underpinned by a sophisticated but churningly powerful rhythm section, the dual sax and trumpet frontline blast out strong riffs filled with interesting melodic and harmonic ideas. Wednesday, June 27, 9:30pm Upstairs Cabaret [20]

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Even though legendary jazz pianist Bill Evans died over 30 years ago, his unique legacy of intelligent romanticism lives on. That influence is the inspiration for Autour De Bill Evans, a recent tribute album by Effendi Records artists, including Michel Donato, bass, François Bourassa, piano, Frank Lozano, saxophones, and Pierre Tanguay, drums. Tuesday, June 26, 7:30 p.m. Alix Goolden Hall Twin Bill with the Phil Dwyer Sextet

MONDAY GUIDE > FILM The quirky kingdom of Wes Anderson ANDERSON HAS DELIVERED ONE OF HIS BEST FILMS EVER By Robert Moyes arts@mondaymag.com

ight out of the gate, director Wes Anderson (Mount Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums) brought a unique combination of family dysfunction and a love of quirky weirdness to his filmmaking. Then, right around the time people started complaining that his movies were becoming too predictably mannered, he helmed Fantastic Mr. Fox, a marvelous piece of stopmotion animation that was worthy of Oscar consideration. He’s back with live actors for Moonrise Kingdom, and even though some critics have carped about “style over substance,” I’d have to say that Anderson has delivered one of his best films ever — and one likely to win him a (slightly) broader fan base. Sure, all the quirks and mannerisms are still in evidence — from the stylized acting to numerous horizontal and vertical tracking shots that can dissect a home as though it is a museum exhibit. But by setting the action in the mid-’60s and focusing the attention on Sam and Suzy — two po-faced 12-year-olds who think they’re star-crossed lovers — the film’s oddities don’t seem excessively cute or precious. The story begins with Sam and Suzy running off together, disappearing into the wilderness of a small, mostly well-groomed island off the coast of New England. Their disappearance provokes alarm and a large-scale search; and as the story moves along, the parents and other adults prove to be as troubled as the pair of tweener misfits they are hunting for. Moonrise sustains its mood of wry romanticism and sly deadpan humour with ingenuity, while actors such as Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Edward Norton and Bob Balaban keep the audience chuckling and sometimes laughing out loud. This certainly isn’t for everyone, but Anderson deserves more than a cult audience. M

MOONRISE KINGDOM ★★★½ Directed by Wes Anderson Starring Edward Norton, Tilda Swinton PG-13, 93 minutes Continues at the Odeon and Uni 4

FILM & CINEMA CALENDAR OPENING BRAVE - (Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/ Westshore) Billy Connolly and Emma Thompson provide the voices for an animated tale set in ancient Scotland that tells of a young princess who must rely on her courage and her archery skills to undo a beastly curse. Looks like fun! Starts Fri. ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER - (Odeon/SilverCity/ Westshore) In this departure from strict historic truth, the 16th President of the U.S. discovers that vampires are planning to take over the country and decides to kill them. All of them. This special effects-driven gorefest is from the Russian director of Night Watch, himself a noted vampire specialist. Starts Fri. SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD - (Capitol) A "planet killer" asteroid is hurtling towards Earth and Steve Carell and Keira Knightley develop a sweet friendship during the six weeks they have left. Oh, and it's a comedy. Starts Fri. CHERNOYBL DIAIRES - (Caprice) Horror fans may enjoy this dark thriller about some "extreme tourists" who visit the abandoned city where the workers at Chernobyl lived. Wouldn't you know, though — those pesky tourists soon realize that they're not, uhm, alone! The gasps start Fri.

CONTINUING ★★★ THE AVENGERS - (Capitol/ SilverCity/Uni 4) A mob of Marvel-ous superheroes comes together to help prevent a global apocalypse, in a decent but uninspired orgy of one-liners and special effects. The galaxy of greatness includes Iron Man (Robert Downey), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), and Captain America (Chris Evans). BATTLESHIP - (Caprice) The classic Hasbro board game sails into the cineplex, transformed into a sci-fi epic as a naval armada does battle with a terrifying extraterrestrial force. ★★★½ BERNIE - (Capitol) The latest from Richard Linklater (Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise) is a droll true-crime story starring Jack Black as a small-town Texas mortician who kills a wealthy widow, then goes to great trouble to create the illusion she's still alive. This is a wonderfully entertaining slice of oddball Americana. See review. ★★★½ THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL - (Odeon/Uni 4) A diverse group of British seniors seek out an affordable retirement hotel in India, only to find it in shabby disarray. But despite the initial disappointment, India's exotic charms win them over. This heartfelt comedy-drama has a great cast that includes Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson and Judi Dench. ★★ DARK SHADOWS - (Caprice) Tim Burton directs Johnny Depp in a tepid adaptation of the campy 1970s soap opera that featured a family of dysfunctional vampires. Fangs, but no fangs.

A DROLL DEATH IN TEXAS ust as quirky, but in a totally different way, is Bernie, a unique hybrid directed by talented, self-taught auteur Richard Linklater (Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise). This totallyweird-but-it’s-true sort-of documentary combines actors with more than 30 real residents of a small Texas town; the movie both recreates and comments on a remarkable murder case where everyone loved the killer and detested the victim. The film stars Jack Black, who for years has been playing the same buffoonish character in all his comedies but here turns in a truly impressive piece of acting. He is the title character, an assistant funeral director, new to town, who quickly wins everyone over with his charm, enthusiasm, and civic spirit. He’s especially compassionate with those who are recently bereaved, and manages to befriend Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), a rich widow who had always been as mean as a viper. Before too long he’s accompanying her on first-class trips to exotic destinations, eventually cutting back his hours as a mortician to become Marjorie’s full-time assistant. But after awhile the friendship sours as Marjorie becomes demanding and hateful, and by the time no one has seen Marjorie in months, the local sheriff (Matthew McConaughey) starts to investigate. Oh, dear. From Black’s affecting performance as the gay mortician to all those larger-than-life residents of Carthage, Bernie is a funny, vastly entertaining slice of oddball Americana. M

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★★ DR. SEUSS' THE LORAX(Caprice) This is an over-stuffed, garishly coloured eco-parable that is preachy and only fitfully engaging. Featuring the voices of Danny DeVito, Zac Efron and Taylor Swift. ★★½ THE HUNGER GAMES (Caprice) With Twilight fading fast, the latest teen sensation is this fantasy account of a future world where every year 24 young people are selected to fight to the death on live TV. Everyone else seems to love this movie, but other than for the great lead performance by JenniferLawrence I found this derivative and a bit cheesy. ★★★ MADAGASCAR 3: EUROPE'S MOST WANTED (Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4) Those mouthy NYC zoo escapees are up to their usual colourful antics in a wittily entertaining animation romp. MEN IN BLACK III - (SilverCity/ Westshore) Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reprise their roles as alien-bashing crime fighters in a third outing for this wacky sci-fi comedy series. And thanks to a time travel aspect, Josh Brolin has fun playing the younger version of Jones' character. ★★★½ MOONRISE KINGDOM (Odeon/Uni 4) The ever-quirky Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Fantastic Mr. Fox) is in fine form as he tells a tale about two very young lovers who run away, thus sparking an unusual search. The great cast includes Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, and Frances McDormand. See review. ★★★ THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS - (Caprice) The Aardman Studios crew (of Wallace and Gromit fame) set sail with this rollicking — and extremely silly — spoof of all things piratical. Featuring the vocal talents of Hugh Grant, Salma Hayak, and Jeremy Piven.

★★★½ PROMETHEUS - (Odeon/ SilverCity/Westshore) Ridley Scott returns to his sci-fi roots with a creepy, visually stunning prequel to the classic, still-terrifying Alien. Starring Michael Fassbender and Noomi Rapace. ★★ ROCK OF AGES - (Capitol/ SilverCity/Westshore) Tom Cruise stars in a flabby and unfunny rock musical paying tribute to the over-thetop world of 1980s heavy metal music. ★★★ SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN - (Caprice) Lasse Hallström (Chocolat) directs Ewan McGregor and Emily Blunt in a whimsical tale, part satire and part romantic comedy, about a fisheries expert who becomes a consultant to a sheik who wants to bring the sport of fly fishing to the desert. SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN - (SilverCity/Westshore/Odeon) Supposedly Charlize Theron steals the show as the evil queen, in an exotic retelling of the classic fairy tale. With Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame. THAT'S MY BOY - (Odeon/ SilverCity/Westshore) The egregious Adam Sandler is back with a new low brow "comedy," this one featuring SNL's Andy Samberg as his wayward son. WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING -(Caprice) This nontraditional chick flick looks at five couples confronting the joys and challenges of becoming parents. Starring Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez.

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ax Power is keeping a secret. The international man of mystery and founder, president and CEO of Radio Contact Productions — hosts of Tall Tree Music Festival, June 21, 22 and 23 in Port Renfrew — has released the lineup for the the third-annual celebration of music, art, community and the environment on Brown’s Mountain, but he won’t say in what order the bands are playing until the gates open Thursday at 4 p.m. In fact, he won’t even tell the bands. “The Radio Contact team works hard to line up the artists in such a way that the music always flows — so every artist complements one another. It’s about creating the best possible audience experience, and also about shifting people outside their comfort zones when it comes to music. Maybe they’ll hear something new, maybe it’ll open doors for them, and just maybe it will be an experience they’ll never forget,” says Power by email from Russia where the chess enthusiast is monitoring the local scene. This year’s lineup includes international electronic heavyweights Mark Farina (founder of Mushroom Jazz), San Francisco’s J Boogie and Austin’s DJ Chicken George alongside some of B.C.’s best: Longwalkshortdock, The Pack A.D., Kyprios, Sweatshop Union, Vince Vaccaro, Kuba Oms, Quoia, Georgia Murray, Steph MacPherson, Carmanah, Sunday Buckets and more. So many more, in fact, that there are more than double the number of performers from last year. Three days for $129.99 works out to $1.94 per act — less than a toonie each. (Radio Contact curates the bands, while (DJ) John Beaumier of Whitebird Promotions curates the electronic music.) Power and his team have been working diligently around the clock

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to make improvements to the morethan-500-acre site, which includes a new camping zone, an improved valley stage with a natural amphitheatre, a larger sound system and the most important change — a path to a tall tree. “We thought it was important to have an actual tall tree on site,” says Power. “Brown’s Mountain is a development site, so it doesn’t have a lot of old growth, but it’s absolutely amazing to see what old growth looks like.” Proceeds from the festival will go to support the Ancient Forest Alliance and its bid to build a boardwalk at the awe-inspiring Avatar Grove, a now-protected 10-hectare stand of 80-meter-tall old growth Douglas fir and western red cedar just 15 minutes from Port Renfrew. The proceeds will also go the Port Renfrew Chamber of Commerce and to the local rec centre, where Radio Contact has hosted its other festival, Song and Surf. Power says that one of the best parts of Tall Tree is the community that hosts it and the fact that its remote (out of cell phone range) location means everyone in attendance has to “unplug and tune in.” “I love the fact that there is no cell coverage in Port Renfrew — it removes one of the biggest distractions and unnecessary conveniences that make up for a huge portion of our day-to-day lives. Coming to Tall Tree forces people to unplug from the modern world and tune in to ours. And it truly is an amazing world waiting out here to be discovered.” Check out the Tall Tree website for more information, tickets and the Tall Tree Six Pack — a list of values Radio Contact uses to guide the festival. But Power says it best: “Make your mother proud. Create, don’t hate.” M

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STAGE THURS. JUNE 21 THE FOREIGNER - Director Toshik Bukowiecki and the Victoria Theatre Guild present Larry Shue’s Obie award-winning comedy set in a fishing lodge in rural Georgia where two meddling Englishmen, Froggy and Charlie, arrive as guests. Runs THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY at 8pm through June 30. At Langham Court Theatre (805 Langham). JON LOVITZ - Former Saturday Night Live comedian comes to Victoria. With guests Jared Borland and Peter Hudson. 7pm at Alix Goolden Hall (907 Pandora). Tickets at Lyle’s Place, Ditch Records and at ticketzone.com

FRI. JUNE 22 SIZZLING SUMMER SHIMMY SHAKEDOWN - A Bellydance variety show with dancers shimmying in rhythm with swords balanced on their heads. 8pm at the Metro Studio (1411 Quadra). $18. SWING CITY - Cha Cha lesson at 8pm, dance at 9pm. Edelweiss Hall (108 Niagara). $10/8.

SAT. JUNE 23 BIKE RIDE - Theatre SKAM’s fourthannual outdoor performance festival on bikes around the Galloping Goose Trail featuring Cat Thom, Determined Illusions, Head Through painting, Paper Street Theatre, Puente Theatre, TigerMilk Collective, Theatre Inconnu, Salt Frog and This is Twisted Theatre. SATURDAY and SUNDAY 3:30pm to 6:30pm at Cecelia Ravine Park (475 Burnside). Tickets $15 at ticketrocket. org. FOLKDANCE PARTY - Music by Jamshed at the Saanich International Folkdancers Party. 7:30pm at St. Matthias Church (600 Richmond). $TBA. 250-384-0592. SACRED HULA DANCESHOP - Acclaimed Sacred Hula Master Dancer and Award-winning BestSeller Author Leilani Petranek. 1:30pm at the Church of Truth (111 Superior). $45/35.

MR. AND MISS GAY VANCOUVER ISLAND - A drag pageant that will leave you wanting more. 8pm at Paparazzi (642 Johnson). Free. SUNDAY NIGHT IMPROV - Hosted by Dave Morris. 8pm at the Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad). $10/8.

MON. JUNE 25 THE CLEAN STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW- Last Laugh Monday. Nine hilarious performers joke about rare and everyday experiences. 7:30pm at Moka House (1633 Hillside). $5.

IMAX DINOSAURS: GIANTS OF PATAGONIA -(noon, 2pm, 5pm) Those "terrible lizards" come back to life in a feature that complements the fascinating dinosaur exhibit currently on at the RBCM. ★★★½ ROCKY MOUNTAIN EXPRESS -(11am, 3pm, 7pm) Here's a patriotic account of the many daunting challenges behind building the CPR railway: part history lesson, part glorious travelogue. TORNADO ALLEY -(4pm, 8pm) Take an incredible trip into the violent heart of tornadoes via never-before-seen footage collected by a fearless (crazy?) storm chaser. TO THE ARCTIC -(10am, 1pm, 6pm) NOTE: no 10 am show on June 22. BEAVERS -(10 am June 22 only)

CINECENTA Cinecenta at UVic screens its films in the Student Union Building. Info: 7218365. cinecenta.com. BULLY -(Wed.-Thurs., June 20-21: 7:00, 9:00) A lot of interest — and praise — has been generated by this hard-hitting (as it were) documentary on the bullying that is sadly pervasive throughout the school system. ★★★ 21 JUMP STREET -(Fri.-Sat., June 22-23: 7:10, 9:25) The TV show about undercover cops in high school jumps to the silver screen, getting a spoofy and raunchy makeover in the process. As guilty pleasures go, this one is pretty darned funny. Starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

HAROLD AND MAUDE -(Sun., June 24: 7:10, 9:00) Hal Ashby's cult 1971 film combines gallows humour and innocent romance in its portrayal of the relationship between a young, death-obsessed man and a peppery 80-something (Ruth Gordon). A GLOBAL WARNING / THE POLAR EXPLORER -(Mon., June 25: 7:10, 9:15) This pair of 50-minute docs by award-winning director Mark Terry begins with a portrait of global warming in the Antarctic, then shifts to the other polar cap to explore the Northwest Passage on a three-week scientific expedition. THE STORY OF FILM: AN ODYSSEY -(Tues., June 26: 7:00, 9:20) Cinecenta continues its own 15-hour odyssey with the segments five and six of filmmaker and historian Mark Cousins' epic history of cinema artistry (which has a global moreso than a Hollywood perspective). THE FORGIVENESS OF BLOOD -(Wed.-Thurs., June 27-28: 7:10, 9:15) A teenager caught up in a blood feud in Albania is the portagonist of this psychologically complex drama by the director of Maria Full of Grace.

SCREENINGS MOVIE MONDAY - Screening A Portrait of Myfanwy Pavelic. Victoria's much-loved — and internationally celebrated — portraitist gets her own video portrait in this locally-made film. The director will be available for a Q&A. 6:30pm MONDAY in the 1900-block Fort. By donation. 595-FLIC. moviemonday.ca. SOCIAL JUSTICE FILM NIGHT -is screening a popular documentary about the legal battle between a Palestinian widow and her new neighbour, the Israeli Defence Minister, who wants to cut down her grove of lemon trees because they represent a "security risk." THURSDAY, 7pm, 2994 Douglas Street.

MUSIC THURS. JUNE 21 TIM CUTHBERT - Singer-songwriter in the spotlight at The Well (821 Fort). 7pm. $TBA.

ADULTS - Geoff Lundstrom and Jason Cook. 9pm at Canoe Brewpub (450 Swift). $5 after 9pm.

FRI. JUNE 22 TD VICTORIA INTERNATIONAL JAZZFEST - Dianne Reeves and Taurey Butler at the Royal Theatre (7;30pm, rmts.bcbca.); Chris Tarry Group at Hermann's Jazz Club (8:30pm); Santa Lucia at Victoria Event Centre (9:30pm). Tickets at Victoria Jazz Society (1031 Vancouver) or by phone at (250)-388-4423. THE VICTORIA BRASS ENSEMBLE - Playing a variety of classical music from 1:30 to 3:20pm in the Cameron Bandshell at Beacon Hill Park. Free. SHARI ULRICH - Juno award winner will be appearing with her daughter Julia Graff (on violin, piano, guitar, mandolin, accordion & vocals) and McGill classmate Ted Littlemore (on piano, accordion & vocals). 8pm at Merlin’s Sun Home Theatre (1983 Fairfield). Email timgosley@telus.net for reservations. $20. SHRED KELLY- A hoot hollering toe tapping six-piece with serious stomping power. 9pm at Canoe Brewpub (450 Swift). $5 after 9pm. ASHLEY WEY -10pm at The Office Lounge (759 Yates) Jazzfest 2012. Free. MUTATED EARTHLINGS - With Fuck You Pigs, Capital City Stalkers and New Tricks 9:30pm at Logan’s Pub (1821 Cook). $10. LEMON TREE CONCERT SERIES - With With National Tape, Cynical Cypher and North Town. All ages. 8pm at Intrepid Theatre Club (1609 Blanshard). $10. Tickets at Lyle's Place.

SAT. JUNE 23 TD VICTORIA INTERNATIONAL JAZZFEST - Preservation Hall Jazz band and Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue the Royal Theatre (7:30pm, rmts.bcbca.); Eliane Elias Brasileira at Alix Goolden hall (7:30pm); Parc-X Trio at Hermann's Jazz Club (8:30pm); Sofia Rei at Victoria Event Centre (9:30pm). Tickets atVictoria Jazz Society (1031 Vancouver) or by phone at (250)388-4423.

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TRADES, TECHNICAL AUTOMATED TANK Manufacturing Inc. is looking for Welders. Due to a huge expansion to our plant located in Kitscoty, Alberta, 20 km west of Lloydminster. We have openings for ten 3rd Year Apprentices or Journeyperson Welders. We offer best wages in industry. 3rd Year Apprentice $28-$30/hour, Journey person $32-$35/hour, higher with tank experience. Proﬁt sharing bonus plus manufacturing bonus incentive. Full insurance package 100% paid by company. Good working environment. Join a winning team. Call Basil or Blaine at (ofﬁce) 780-846-2231. Fax 780-846-2241 or send resume to: blaine@autotanks.ca production@autotanks.ca Keep your feet on the ground in a safe welding environment through inhole manufacturing process. No scaffolding or elevated work platform.

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ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 The power of positive thinking is a wonderful thing. Many books have been written about this and it cannot be disputed that everything you see around you and everything you touch began with a thought in someone’s mind. So thoughts are important. In the coming year (and beginning this week) you will easily enjoy a more positive frame of mind. You’ll be more optimistic and eager to share your ideas with others. But how valid are your ideas and values? That’s always a tricky question, isn’t it? This week something might occur to test your grasp of reality. (Hey, our gene pool always needs a lifeguard.)

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GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20 I’ve been writing (and will continue to do so) about what a great year this is for Gemini. Through a celestial fluke, Venus is in your sign for 18 weeks, a rare occurrence that will not happen again for 105 years.

LEO JULY 23-AUG 22 You’re entering a popular year ahead, which is something you’ll enjoy. But sometimes it’s tricky handling the demands that others make on your time, isn’t it? In your desire to please others or keep them happy, you might feel you’re selling out your own freedom, independence or personal integrity. This is not good. This week something will happen that challenges this very question. In other words, how can you skillfully handle your relationship to others, yet not let yourself down or sell out? Another test might arise regarding your hopes and dreams for the future. How realistic are they? You might find out.

VIRGO AUG 23-SEPT 22 As Jupiter travels across the top of your chart this year, it will promote your good name among your peers. Eighteen months in the future, your reputation will be shining with accolades and praise that you earn in the coming months. All of this will build up to “send” you in a particular life direction. This week ahead could be a test for you to determine if you’re going in the direction that you really want to go. Perhaps you have some kind of false optimism about what you can achieve? A splash of cold water might help you to be more realistic about where to

LIBRA SEPT 23-OCT 22 You’re a social sign and you love ideas. Something in your life now encourages you to study or learn more about a philosophy, ideology or life-belief system. You want to learn and expand your world, not just out of curiosity but because you believe it will enrich your life or enhance you in some way. You might do this through reading, listening to teachers or travelling — all broadening experiences. (Especially reading, which can really broaden your butt!) However, how will you know that what you are learning is valuable or even credible? Something this week might arise to show you if you’re on the right path or not.

SCORPIO OCT 23-NOV 21 An interesting week ahead! Very likely, your values will be tested. Naturally, you embrace your values because they’re yours; they reflect your core beliefs. But when you look back at your life since you were a young teenager, a few basic values have changed because you learned or experienced more. This week your values might be tested about something, especially related to how your values differ from the values of others, or something to do with shared property, inheritances, insurance matters and debt. If you’re lucky, you’ll be disillusioned, which means your illusions will be ripped away, letting you see things clearly. (Weird, eh?)

CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19 Your reputation is so important to you. (Scandal is horrifying.) This is one of the reasons you’re careful doing your job because you want the respect of others, especially bosses, parents and VIPs. In the coming year, you can improve your job or get a better job or get a better boss; but how will you do this? In the week ahead, something might occur that tests everything you think about your job or your ability to get a different job. For example, you might be listening to the wrong person or kidding yourself about your job in some way. Your challenge right now is to be as realistic as possible because you’re dealing with your own future!

AQUARIUS JAN 20-FEB 18 Without question, you’re looking at a fun-loving, playful, romantic year ahead. Many will take a fabulous vacation. All of you will be happier and enjoy pleasurable, relaxing moments. Relationships with children and romantic partners will be a source of pleasure and happiness. But all of this depends on your choices, doesn’t it? It also depends on your ability to balance your need for fun and pleasure with the respon-

sibilities you have to family, job and even yourself. This week could be a wake-up call regarding your values and decisions about how to allocate your time. (On the other hand, according to Mae West, “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”)

PISCES FEB 19-MARCH 20 How wonderful that the next 18 months will bring you a happier home life and an enriched appreciation of where you live. In fact, this blessing is so strong it also applies to real-estate transactions. Nevertheless, to make this good fortune work for you and loved ones, you have to be realistic about what you want to achieve and what is actually possible. You have to clearly define to yourself what you want. If you go into a big supermarket and have no idea what you want, when you get home you’ll no doubt discover you need more things. Something might happen this week that makes you realize what you do and don’t need in your personal life.

Reaching back to move forward…

SAGITTARIUS NOV 22-DEC 21 This week, your ruler Jupiter is tested by dreamy Neptune. This is the classic “wake up and smell the coffee” moment. (I hate smelling the coffee.) It means you have to ask yourself if your optimism and faith, especially in partners, committed relationships and close friendships, is well-placed. Perhaps you are not seeing the relationship for what it really is? Are you being suckered in and deceiving yourself? (You know who you are.) It’s so easy to believe in what we want to believe, isn’t it? Something could happen this week that makes you open your eyes to the truth of a close relationship. Could be good; could be bad. Either way, you will know the truth, which is far more important.

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You are a tactile sign and you certainly value what you can touch and hold, especially mortgage-free land. As an archetype, Taurus is the country Squire or the banker. You want tangible security in your lifetime. (Preferably surrounded by beautiful things, antiques and excellent food and drink.) However, some of your ideas — about money, assets and possessions and how to keep them, hold them, or what to do with them — are going to be tested this week. For example, it’s true that money and possessions are wonderful to have, but for what purpose? How do they alter you, change you or edify you? When you think about it, you never see a hearse pulling a U-Haul.

result, you’ll be more inclined to put the interests, needs and wants of others before your own. This is a tricky business because you don’t want to be a doormat; you just want to be helpful to others. This week something will test you or demonstrate in some way just how realistic your ideals are. Remember: True generosity is giving what is needed.

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BC BLOOMS: A CELEBRATION OF GARDENING IN BC - Horticultural exhibits, land art throughout the grounds, garden tours, live music, displays, croquet on the lawn, Morris and Scottish country dancing, Diamond Jubilee foot parade and more. 1-6pm and SATURDAY 10am4pm at Government House Grounds (1401 Rockland). Free. 250-356-9499. DOCUMENTARY RELEASE: “VICTORIA’S CASTLE” - Learn what Victoria's famous Craigdarroch Castle is really all about in a new documentary by Castle Society Board Member Robin Adair. Extended to June 29! 7pm at Craigdarroch Castle (1050 Joan). Admission $13.75, plus $5 for film. 250-592-5323, thecastle.ca.

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GORGE ON ART - Join the free community event, featuring over 35 professional and emerging artists exhibiting their work along the scenic Gorge Waterway. See paintings, sculpture, photographs, ceramics, watercolours, and jewellery. Ongoing artists’ demonstrations and musical entertainment, food and refreshments. Sponsored by the District of Saanich. 11am-4pm at Gorge (between Admirals and Adelaide). Free. 250-4755557, diane.thorpe@saanich.ca.

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IVY PULL - Join Friends of Brighton Avenue Walkway volunteers in a new community effort to remove invasive species and encourage native plants. Get exercise and meet new friends at the same time. Second and fourth SUNDAYS 9-11am at the walkway between St. David Street and Transit Avenue (Oak Bay). Free. 250-475-4412. SUMMER SALTY SUNDAYS Explore the Maritime Museum's Salty Sundays, every second Sunday of the month. Enjoy crafts, activities, programming and tours. 1pm at the Maritime Museum (28 Bastion Square). $12, programming is included with admission, two kids free with each paying adult. 250-385-4222, mmbc.bc.ca. TEA LEAF READINGS - See into your cup and have your tea leaves read by Ellena. SUNDAYS 2-4pm at James Bay Coffee and Books (143 Menzies). 250386-4700, jamesbaycoffeeandbooks. com. BOARD GAMES NIGHT - Scrabble and more. SUNDAYS 5:30pm at the Superior (106 Superior). Free. 250380-9515.

WRITING HOME: A WHOLE LIFE PRACTICE WITH MARY ANN MOORE - Embrace your personal story. Envelop yourself with your own wisdom. Live your life from that heartopening place, and learn to write about it. 12:30-3:30pm at Cook Street Village Activity Centre (380 Cook). $45. 250-729-2630, maryannmoore.ca.

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JAMES BAY MARKET - Live music, food, farmers, artisans and service providers offer quality handmade, homemade and homegrown products. SATURDAYS 9am-3pm at 332 Menzies. Free. jamesbaymarket.com. METCHOSIN FARMERS' MARKET - Farm fresh goodies and locally grown offerings to please every taste. through October. SUNDAYS 11am-2pm at Metchosin Municipal Grounds (4450 Happy Valley). Free. metchosinfarmersmarket@gmail.com. BASTION SQUARE PUBLIC MARKET - Check out the eclectic mix of arts, crafts, imports and entertainment, along with locally grown produce and fruits; homemade breads, pastries. THURSDAYSSATURDAYS 11am-5:30pm, SUNDAYS 11am-4:30pm at Bastion Square and Langley. Free. 250-885-1387. VICTORIA DOWNTOWN PUBLIC MARKET - Visit Victoria's one-stop shop for all of your local grocery and farmers market needs. WEDNESDAYS noon-5pm until October at Market Square (Inner Courtyard). Free. victoriapublicmarket.com.

VICTORIA WRITERS FESTIVAL FIRST EVENT - Bare witness to The Onion Loves the Onion: An AgriLiterary Soiree, an evening of readings on all things farming and gardening. Governor General's Award-winning poet Lorna Crozier will read from her famous poem series The Sex Lives of Vegetables, and from newer work, and heritage farmer Anny Scoones will read her stories about raising pigs on the Saanich Peninsula. 7pm at Dales Gallery (537 Fisgard). $5. 250-480-0602, victoriawritersfestival.com. A PERSONAL ENCOUNTER WITH PALESTINIAN/ISRAELI REALITY - Join Rev. Dale Perkins, one of 12 participants in a Pilgrimage of Solidarity to Israel/Palestine, to learn about the inspiring work Palestinians and Israelis are doing for justice and peace. 7-9pm at UVic (Room C126, David Strong Building, 3800 Finnerty). Free. 250-978-9325.

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TUES. JUNE 26 SPINNAKERS BREWPUB HOSTS GRANVILLE ISLAND BREWERY - Five paired coursed, five Granville Island beers, five Spinnakers beers, a welcome beer taster and a chance to win prizes! 6:30pm at Spinnakers Gastro Brewpub (308 Catherine). $65 includes tax & gratuity. 250-386BREW, spinnakers.com. SCRABBLE NIGHT - Bring a board game and a friend, or play on the in-house boards and find an opponent there. TUESDAYS 6:30-9pm at James Bay Coffee & Books. Free. 250-3864700. RIDE'EM HARD! DIRTY COWGIRL CHAIR DANCING WORKSHOP - Get your cowgirl going and check out this fun and athletic summer workshop. 8-10pm at Passion and Performance (661 Burnside). $25. 250-590-8099, passionandperformance.com.

TUES. JUNE 26 HOW TO BRING UP A TODDLER WITHOUT SAYING "NO" - Join Sarah-Jane West, NNEB (UK) ECE (Canada), who has over 25 years of child care experience on two continents. Come away with the insights, information, and tools to raise your toddler with self-esteem and self-confidence, all without using the word "NO" — it can be done. 7-9pm at Tumblebums Play Centre (735 Goldstream). $60/$100 per couple. 250-474-7529. OPEN MIC - Poetry night. WEDNESDAYS 7-9pm at The Well (821 Fort). Free. 250-590-4995.

GALLERIES THURS. JUNE 21 OPEN SPACE - MediaNet presents three video artists (Deirdre Logue, Lysanne Thibodeau and Farheen Haq) who will screen short videos and lead a discussion on creating media art works with autobiographical elements. 7pm at 510 Fort. FIFTY FIFTY ARTS COLLECTIVE - Deconstructed Architecture, local musician and performance artist Psychic Pollution crosses the lines of perfection in modern architecture through drawings, architectural sculpture, video and ambient music. Opening reception 7pm-10pm. To July 8 at 2516 Douglas.

FRI. JUNE 22 VICTORIA EMERGING ART GALLERY - See the third-annual awards show and vote for your favourite. 6-8pm at 1016 Fort. DELUGE GALLERY - RPM: The Lost Art of LP Covers, a fundraising show and sale. 7-10pm. To July 7 at 636 Yates.

SAT. JUNE 23 THE FERNWOOD ART STROLL Fernwood artists open their private studios to share, show and sell their original works of art. Infor at thefernwoodartstroll.com. 11am-4pm at various locations in Fernwood. XCHANGES GALLERY - See Urbeing by Elyse Portal. Artist reception 7pm at 2333 Government.

MUSIC CONT'D SAT. JUNE 23 A GREAT NOYSE - An evening of music and adventure. A retelling of Sir Frances Drake’s round-the-world voyage from the perspective of the musicians who sailed with him. Accompanied by music that Drake would have known, performed on authentic period instruments, and featuring the male choral group, Drake’s Men. 7pm Maritime Museum of B.C. (28 Bastion Square). $15 for seniors/students and MMBC members, $18 for general admission. MANILA CHAMBER SINGERS - Philippine folk, contemporary music, international songs, spiritual and popular songs. 7pm at First Metropolitan United Church (932 Balmoral). $20. SOUNDINGS VOCAL ENSEMBLE Presents Still Singing after All These Years, a 10th anniversary concert. Saturday at 8pm at Oak Bay United Church. Sunday at 2:30pm at St. Mary’s Anglican Church Saanichton. $20/15. ASHLEY WEY- Part of JazzFest 2012. 10pm at The Office Lounge (759 Yates). Free. STEVE KOZAK - Blues with the West Coast All-Stars. 7pm at Harpo’s (Upstairs Cabaret). $20. THE SARDINES - Mike Hann and Tyler Harvey playing a happy mix of good times music. 9pm at Canoe Brewpub (450 Swift). $5 after 9pm. POMPA DOORS - Pop-Americana. 9pm at Canoe Brewpub (450 Swift). $5 after 9pm.

SUN. JUNE 24 TD VICTORIA INTERNATIONAL JAZZFEST - An evening with George Benson at the Royal Theatre (7:30pm, rmts.bcbca.); Delhi 2 Dublin and DJ Raaj at Centennial Square (7pm); Barry Elmes Quintet at Hermann's Jazz Club (8:30pm); Jose James and Ali Milner at Club9ONE9 (9:30pm); and Aurora Scott at the Office Lounge (10pm). Tickets at Victoria Jazz Society (1031 Vancouver) or by phone at (250)-388-4423. Full schedule at jazzvictoria.ca. KINGDOM CLOUD - From technicolour tropical grooves to driving proto-punk. With Horse Girls and Le Rat. 10pm at Logan’s Pub (1821 Cook). $7. BRYAN SKINNER AND FRIENDS - Traditional and original songs and tunes, with Bryan on vocals, guitar, and bodhran and his friends Aaron Ellingsen on fiddle, Kirn Khaira on bass, and Jasper de Groot on accordion, as well as a surprise guest or two. After open stage. At Norway House (1110 Hillside). $5. victoriafolkmusic.ca. GREATER VICTORIA CONCERT BAND - Playing a variety of music from 1:30pm to 3:20pm at the Cameron Bandshell at Beacon Hill Park. Free. KINGDOM CLOUD - From technicolour tropical grooves to driving proto-punk. With Horse Girls and Le Rat. 10pm at Logan’s Pub (1821 Cook). $7. CHAMBER MUSIC IN THE COUNTRY - Program will include Beethoven Septet in E flat major and the Mendelssohn String Quartet in F minor performed by outstanding local musicians: Keith MacLeod, clarinet; Jennifer Gunter, bassoon; Steve Denroche, horn; Nancy DiNovo and Christi Meyers, violin; Kenji Fuse, viola; Laura Backstrom, cello; Bruce Meikle, bass. 2:30pm at First Unitarian Church (5575 W Saanich). $25/20 250-413-3134. Also TUESDAY at 7:30pm at Muse Winery (11195 Chalet Road). $27. M.D. WREN & THE SICK KIDS With Craig & The Single Men. 9pm at Logan's Pub (1821 Cook). $6.

MON. JUNE 25 TD VICTORIA INTERNATIONAL JAZZFEST - An evening with Chris Botti at the Royal Theatre (7:30pm, rmts.bcbca.); Shine On-The Universe of John Lennon at Hermann's Jazz Club (8:30pm); Locarno at Upstairs Cabaret (9:30pm); Rachelle Lynn at The Office Lounge (10pm). Tickets at Victoria Jazz Society (1031 Vancouver) or by phone at 250-388-4423. Full schedule at jazzvictoria.ca.

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