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Privacy win for drivers ictorians could be seeing a breakthrough in privacy soon, thanks to our favourite provincial Privacy Commissioner Elizabeth Denham, who will be turning her eyes to a matter that has irked residents for seven years DANIELLE now: automated licence plate POPE recognition (ALPR) technology. news@ The commissioner launched mondaymag.com the investigation Monday, July 30, after receiving a submission from three independent researchers who used access-to-information laws to investigate B.C. police ALPR programs, and shared their findings. “Our focus is looking at the Victoria Police Department’s use of the technology to see whether or not it is compliant with privacy laws in B.C.,” says Cara McGregor, spokesperson for the Office of the B.C. Information and Privacy Commissioner. “While we are focusing on one particular case, the report is meant to give guidance to all police departments in B.C.” ALPR technology allows for the automated collection of photographs of vehicles and licence plates by cameras mounted on police cars, which are then compared to a list of licence plate numbers associated with individuals who are of interest to police. The program instantly notifies police when there is a match. Since 2005, the RCMP and a growing number of municipal and regional police forces in B.C. (including VicPD) have been using the cruisermounted automated camera systems. “Tracking the movements of innocent drivers represents a serious threat to Canadian privacy rights — rights which are essential for our freedom of expression and association,” says technical security specialist and digital rights activist Kevin McArthur, one of the three people involved in the submission to the commissioner. “When combined with new federal and provincial laws expanding other types of secret digital surveillance and information gathering, the dangers are all the more heightened. So this review could not be more timely.” Specifically, Denham’s report will look into the type of information VicPD collects with the technology, how that information is used and how long it is retained. The report is scheduled to be released later this summer. “This is an incredibly important application that directly contributes to improved road safety,” says VicPD Chief Constable Jamie Graham. “For example, ALPR can help officers stop prohibited drivers, drivers without insurance and recover stolen vehicles.” VicPD says it has been in full cooperation with the commissioner’s office, and added that it has developed its own policies and procedures to govern the use of this technology, ensuring that it complies with all relevant legislation. “If VicPD is in compliance with the Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy Act, that

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will be released. If they are not, the onus will on them to make sure they are,” says McGregor. “We will also be looking at what other guidance can be given on how this type of technology is used.” The commissioner also announced a second investigation to focus on the public interest disclosure section of the act, which requires public bodies to disclose certain information, such as environmental harms or public risks to health and safety. A research report from UVic’s Environmental Law Clinic prompted the investigation, by examining the extent to which a number of public bodies are complying with that section of the act.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAYS POLICE Speaking of VicPD, what better time to consider the force than in celebration of the city’s next masspopulace celebration: the sesquicentennial party? As thousands (or at least hundreds) of expected party-goers parade the streets this Thursday, Aug. 2, VicPD has announced it will take part in the celebrations at Centennial Square by setting up a display illustrating the department’s “deep roots” in the community and how policing has evolved since the department was founded in 1858. From noon to 6pm, along with all the other festivities, vintage cop cars will be on display, including a 1921 patrol wagon and “Car 40” (a restored 1940 Dodge), along with artifacts from the Victoria Police Historical Society Museum. Modern wheels, including a VicPD Charger patrol car and a new Victory motorcycle, will also be featured, and are guaranteed not to chase you. M

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CONTENTS VOL. 38, NO. 31 Aug. 2 - Aug.8, 2012

NEWS & VIEWS

MONDAY LIFE

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THE WEEK

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FOOD & DRINK - PAM GRANT

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GEORGIA NICOLS HOROSCOPE

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EDITOR’S NOTE

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LETTERS

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KIERAN REPORT

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CITY WATCHDOG

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CITY SOMETHING Amelia Street Block Party

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VISUAL ART Collective movement inspires Integrate Arts Festival

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RE: “Unlocking dark secrets of Victoria’s 150-year history,” July 26-Aug. 1 Dear Sirs, I was shocked and appalled by this issue of your otherwise fine publication. First, the cover, featuring a gruesome photo of some hideous human-bird mutant frightened both myself and my cat Groober to the extent that we spent the entire day after first viewing it cowering in a closet. Second, I feel it is most irresponsible of you to reveal these black episodes from our fair town's past — especially given the tender sensibilities of some residents such as Groober and myself. I have had nightmares horrible beyond description as a result. However, I must commend you for omitting mention of

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STREET SMARTS What is your solution to homelessness in Victoria?

KIERAN REPORT

Enbridge now Clark’s coming-out party wo of Victo r i a ’ s cherished grumpy old men of politics — David Anderson and Bob Plecas — have come out of retirement this week to BRIAN respectively bury and KIERAN resurrect the fortunes bkieran@ of Premier Christy mondaymag.com Clark in the wake of her 15 seconds of money grubbing fame on the national stage. As the whole country knows, Clark has turned her back on her fellow premiers and refused to participate in a provincially-driven national energy strategy process. It was all about the proposed Enbridge pipeline from Alberta to Prince Rupert and the premier’s demand for a bigger share of the revenue split. Lost in the momentary excitement of Clark actually doing something at the Council of the Federation meetings in Halifax — “talking tough” as her spin doctors characterized it — was the fact that money is the least of our concerns back home. British Columbians, particularly our First Nations, are strongly opposed to this

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pipeline and its attendant oil tanker traffic. In the context of Enbridge’s deplorable oil spill track record across North America the depth of the money pit is irrelevant. If anyone in Victoria is entitled to an informed opinion it should be Bob Plecas, an outstanding mandarin and strategist throughout the Social Credit/Liberal era. In his reflective years Plecas is often heard on local radio dispensing his free enterprise grounded thoughts on the political scene. In an effort to prop up the premier on her return from Halifax, Plecas rushed into print with a lengthy Vancouver Sun opinion piece declaring that “Christy Clark came of age ... with her announcement on the Enbridge pipeline.” Gone, he declared, was the “thin and facile” Christy. The smile “has been replaced with tough action. She finally stood up for British Columbia on a very hard issue.” In the task of helping us believe the premier knows what she’s doing Plecas reframed her embarrassing clandestine visit with Alberta Premier Alison Redford in Edmonton ahead of the premiers’ meeting. “Clark did the right thing and the honourable thing. She looked Redford in the eye and told her what she was going to announce. Redford did not want to

Issue a place where homeless people can stay.

hear the message. Her office leaked to the press that Clark would be there for a meeting and played petty politics. Redford proved that she does not have the strength of character of a (former premier) Peter Lougheed or Ralph Klein.” Plecas concluded boldly: “Enbridge is Clark’s coming-out party.” Did someone say party? Former federal environment minister David Anderson and a power pack of environmentalists, native leaders and stakeholders had a standing room only press conference in Vancouver this week where the retired Victoria MP pressed the theme that B.C.’s environmental integrity is not for sale. “No amount of money can protect our coast and no amount of money can repair the damage of a spill of heavy Alberta crude oil,” Anderson said. “Given the poor reputation of Enbridge for environmental and worker safety, it is high time for the Enbridge Northern Gateway application to be rejected and the 40-year ban on bulk oil movements on the waters of the West Coast to be reaffirmed.” The Plecas treatise leaves me with the impression he was well schooled for his role in the campaign to reinvent the premier. But, I suspect the majority of British Columbians will agree that Anderson and the Enbridge opponents are making the most sense on this issue. M

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Central Saanich in need of reality check hen backed into a corner, any politician with an instinct for self-preservation will tell you that finding a solution to homelessness and extreme poverty is one of their top priorities. Unfortunately when push comes to shove, reality takes over and appeasing the voting public claws its way back to the forefront of politics. SIMON In municipal politics, the vanguard of the NATTRASS voting public is usually that small but vocal snattrass@ minority bent on reviving the glory days mondaymag.com of the mid-50’s, which means that while politicians may hail housing-first strategies and long-term treatment as the way of the future, political pressure makes damn sure that these dreams never come to fruition. Central Saanich is currently offering its own proof of this stalemate by cracking down on the unpermitted interim housing program operating at Woodwynn Farms. Pleading victim to the momentum of bureaucracy, Acting Mayor Cathie Ounstead was recently quoted saying “It’s not for us to determine whether it’s a good cause or not a good cause, we just need to regulate all our

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bylaws in a fair manner for all residents.” In the midst of a whirlwind of community support from neighbours and others throughout the CRD, every attempt to place Woodwynn Farms on solid ground has been thwarted by regressive politicians. “They’re telling us we need institutional zoning,” explains Executive Director Richard LeBlanc, “but whenever we put in an application we’re turned down.” The province has also turned down the farm’s application to build more housing on its land located within the Agricultural Land Reserve. “I think it’s important to recognize that there are two levels of objections,” says LeBlanc, “There’s the stated objections, and then the underlying objections.” Permits have been denied based on all manner of technicalities, but private statements abound from municipal politicians and other opponents condemning the farm and characterizing its guests as dangerous riffraff. Situations like this one emphasize the amazing capacity of our region’s politicians for saying one thing while doing the opposite. The attitude of those blocking the development of Woodwynn Farm is characteristic of our political and social stance on homelessness — that it’s a problem to be solved somewhere else by someone else. With any luck, Central Saanich will choose to ignore the vocal minority in favour of a more compassionate reality. M

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Making a splash

Monday’s Arts Czars Series - Part 3

MAESTRA TANIA MILLER HAS SPENT A DECADE AT THE HELM OF THE VICTORIA SYMPHONY

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pwards of 40,000 people will be “The thing about being a conductor is that when you’re ed to better myself. I was very active in becoming the best making their way to the Inner Har- young there’s so much repertoire to learn. Music is about teacher I could be. I could see very quickly that there was a bour this weekend for the 22nd life and about understanding the essence of what the music part of me that was not fulfilled in teaching, that there was annual Victoria Symphony Splash, is trying to communicate. When you haven’t lived very long, more that I wanted to do,” says Miller. Victoria’s largest outdoor musical there’s a lot that is still on the surface in terms of underIt was at a summer conducting conference at the event of the summer. standing life, and the longer you live, the deeper your under- University of Calgary where she met her fate: Robert The Olympic Mountains, the standing of what music can truly express,” she says. Reynolds, who gave Miller a position in his studio and Empress Hotel and the provincial Having grown up in the small farming town of Foam encouraged her to attend the University of Michigan, Ann legislature provide the picturesque Lake, Sask., Miller didn't have access to orchestras. It Arbor, where she earned her masters and doctorate in backdrop for the quintessentially wasn’t until she was 16 that she saw the Regina Symphony opera studies and orchestral conducting. Victorian event, that sees tens of thousands of spectators Orchestra perform for the first time. “In those five years, I feel that I transformed in to quite flood the downtown core vying for the best possible vanFrom a very young age, Miller studied piano and organ a different person and musically, I transformed into a diftage point to see the spectacle of music and light. and intended to become a professional pianist. “I had no ferent musician. My focus was 100 per cent on conducting,” “Symphony Splash has turned into an icon of what this idea that conducting was in my destiny at all,” she says. says Miller. community is,” says music director Tania Miller. “People After high school, she decided to attend the University She co-founded Michigan Opera Works while completwait all day in their lawn chairs and you can feel the excite- of Saskatchewan, where she studied music and education. ing her post-graduate studies, which led her to the assisment. When I'm up on that stage I can feel the atmosphere. By the time she was 21, she was teaching music to high tant conductor position at California's Carmel Bach Festival It's very tangible to me ... school students. “It was difficult. I looked about the same (1997-2001). In 2000, Miller took the assistant conductor job at the MARY ELLEN GREEN And it’s completely unique. age as the kids,” she says. There are orchestras who Miller was a driven teacher. She would spend her per- Vancouver Symphony Orchestra, where she stayed for four arts@mondaymag.com will play summer concerts sonal time taking lessons and attending conferences to years before accepting the music director position with for audiences of 5,000 to 8,000, that's not unusual at all, further her education in hopes of creating the best music the Victoria Symphony. She now spends 16 to 20 weeks but we don’t know of any other concerts in North America program in the province. of the year in Victoria conducting between 25 and 30 conthat attract as many people as Splash.” “I was taking conducting courses because I always want- certs. The rest of the time, Miller travels the globe doing And Miller believes that it’s the city guest conductor spots which brought and the people who live here that make her to Switzerland, Hartford, Chicago, the event so special. Vancouver and Ottawa this year alone. “Sometimes it’s about what the setHer contract with the Victoria ting is, what your concert hall is, that Symphony comes due at the end of the makes something work,” says Miller. “A 2012-13 season. beautiful place can create possibility. In “Looking back on my younger years, the case of Victoria, you really have a you can make up for a lot with enthusirounded amphitheater here that starts at asm, love and passion for music and ultithe Empress and goes all the way around. mately those were things that carried me There’s also a pride in this specific area. in the early days. As I travel through life To be around the harbour is a large part and my tenth year, I have this sense that of being in Victoria.” my love for the orchestra has grown, my And while the experience starts with understanding of the community that it the space, it’s also the people who fill it represents and is presenting to has grown, that makes it magical. and my understanding of life and the “People in Victoria are very much culpurpose of music in life has deepened and turally minded and they love music and that's a wonderful thing.” M For more information about Victoria the arts,” says Miller. “It’s also a city that Symphony Splash, visit victoriasymphony.ca is small enough to be community minded and everyone comes together ... and as the sun goes down, it becomes dark and still and there’s this hush, and that hush is like a vortex for great music to take PROGRAM everybody and make people feel someOrchestral performance at 7:30pm thing collectively. You've got the whole group right by the hearts, right by the O Canada throats. It’s very powerful.” Stokes “Inner Harbour Overture” This will be the 10th year Maestra Dvorák “Slavonic Dance No. 1” Miller, 42, is at the helm of the Victoria Suppé “Overture to Poet and Symphony and the massive floating barge Peasant” in the Inner Harbour where the Splash Mendelssohn “Violin Concerto” magic happens — a full day of music and (1st movement) featuring young festivities capped off by fireworks and soloist Eehjoon Kwon, violin cannon fire to Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's Schifrin “Theme from Mission “1812 Overture.” Impossible” “It feels a little shocking that it’s already Liszt “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2” been 10 years. As a music director, you INTERMISSION always think two years ahead of where Fucik “Entry of the Gladiators” you are and I think that process of always Ka Nin Chan “Harmonious looking forward causes these years to just Interest” (World Premiere) slip by. For all of us at the symphony, time moves very quickly because we’re having Coates “London Suite: so much fun and because we’re so excited Westminster Knightsbridge March” about what we are, what we’re doing and Stokes “Canoe” from Klee Wyck, the music we’re presenting.” with Eve Daniell, soprano When Miller came to Victoria in 2003 Williams (arr.) Lavender she was the first female to hold such a “Tribute to John Williams” significant position in Canada. But what Williams “Imperial March” from makes her even more remarkable is that Star Wars ARNOLD LIM she was only 33, making her the youngest Tchaikovsky “1812 Overture” Maestra Tania Miller is the music director for the Victoria Symphony, playing Symphony Splash Aug.5. symphony conductor in the country. [8]

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NEWS & VIEWS > ACTION

Hands to fight tar EVENT DRAWS HAND-HOLDERS TO BEACHES

2012

August 10-12th Music and Dance Performances in: Tango, Nuevo, Jazz, Latin, Fusion.

Tango Jazz

By Danielle Pope news@mondaymag.com

here is something you can do. That’s the message organizers of Hands Across the (Tar) Sands are holding this week, as hundreds of Victorians prepare to join hands with global neighbours to come together in honour of clean beaches and to protest dirty energy. “When we held our first event after the 2010 Gulf of Mexico oil spill, people told me they were walking around paralyzed and shocked, and with this sense of deep hopelessness,” says organizer Renee Lindstrom. “When they came to the beach, more than 400 people linked hands and there was hope. This is not your typical environmental activist moment — this is about connection.” That connection is especially timely for British Columbians, as residents across the province stand up against the proposed Enbridge Northern Gateway pipeline project — a project that even former federal environment minister David Anderson has argued is not in Canada’s best interest. Now, Victorians will have the chance to hold hands again in the third-annual event at Willows Beach on Sat., Aug. 4, at noon. But while Lindstrom has heard from many people who are resistant to the idea of activism, she calls the Hands event “inner activism.” “My personal perspective is that change happens individually with each person, so that change is going to come when we recognize the value of what’s important to us,” says Lindstrom. Lindstrom has lived in Victoria for 20 years, but spent her childhood in the Queen Charlotte Islands (now Haida Gwaii) and spent every day on the beach, she says, which developed her “deep love” for the ocean and marine environment. “I have teenage children and recognized that my childhood would not be available to them, so I felt like I had to do something,” she says. For the last three years, Lindstrom has partnered with fellow activist Zia Cole to bring Hands Across the Sand to their city, after founder Dave Rauschkolb launched the idea in Florida as a response to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. The concept quickly caught on world-wide and more than 1,000 events were held in 43 countries. While the 2011 event focused on the disasters in Japan and debris that was sure to affect coastlines everywhere, Dave Rauschkolb nicknamed the 2012 event “Hands Across the Tar Sands” in support of the struggle Western Canada is facing. “This really is a wake up call,” Lindstrom says.

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Friday, August 10 Straight from Seattle and other points US, Tangabrazo; Jazz-Tango Fusion Specialists Hermann’s Jazz Club, 8 pm • $15 Adv / $18 Door

Friday Aug 10

Free and Fab F Fabulous

Hundreds of Victorians will link hands at Willows Beach this Saturday, to stand for clean shorelines.

“We simply need to recognize that we have a responsibility to acknowledge what’s going on. This is personal now — the tar sands are coming home and are going to affect our beaches.” Lindstrom says she has no estimates on how many people to expect at this year’s event, though hand-delivered invitations have gone out to aboriginal communities in the area, and the group is hoping for a turnout of 1,000 people or more. While the model is 15 minutes of silent handholding (which will start at noon sharp), participants are invited to come out to the base of the Willows Beach teahouse at 11am for an hour of connection festivities, speeches by aboriginal advocate Rose Henry and special guests, along with singing, dancing and more. “It might not seem like holding hands for 15 minutes is a big thing, but you would be amazed at the power it has,” says Lindstrom. “When we come together, regardless of who we are in the world, that’s when change happens.” M For more information, visit the group’s Facebook page “Hands Across the Sands – Victoria, BC,” or see the global event website at: handsacrossthesand.com.

at Centenial Square Friday August 10, 12 Noon Violin virtuoso Pablo Diemecke’s Diemaler String Quartet. Sun August 12 1pm-6:30pm Trio Tango, The Klez Galz, Kumbia plus tango/salsa classes.

Quartango

Saturday Aug 11

Saturday, August 11 The legendary Quartango Virtuosity, musicality, elegance sensuality and humour, Quartango’s music evokes deep emotions… even after 25 years Alex Goolden Hall, 8 pm • $26 Adv / $30 Door G

Festival F ti l W Wrap P Party Sunday, August 12 Hot Swinging Brazilian Jazz vocialists Anna Acevedo’s Quartet teams up with Victoria pianist, Pablo Cardenas. Herman’s Jazz Club, 8 pm • $10 Adv / $12 Door

Sunday Aug 12

Saturday, August 11 Larsen’s Music Centre Tangabrazo music workshop 2pm Tix available at Munro’s Books • Martin Batchelor Gallery • Francophone Society Victoria For complete schedule of artists, venues, free events and workshops see

www.passion4tango.com We acknowledge the support of The Province of BC

House of art by day. Funhouse by night. Victoria’s favourite social and cultural mixer. URBANITE | featuring: Kurelek. Animation. Longshanks. August 10, 8-11pm

Tickets at the door or online at aggv.ca | Love your art gallery. MONDAY MAGAZINE AUGUST 2 - AUGUST 8, 2012 mondaymag.com

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MONDAY GUIDE > ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

City Something

TOP PICKS

OUR

FOR AUG. 2 – 8

PLEIN AIR PAINT OUT

M

iss the TD Art Gallery Paint-in but love outdoor art? Check out the Sidney Plein Air Paint Out. On Saturday, Aug. 4 from 9am to 4pm, Sidney 's Odette LaRoche Gallery will host a day of art displays, a plein air painting competition and purchasing opportunities for both artists and collectors. The 10th year of the Paint Out, which runs from the Beacon Park bandstand to the Sidney waterfront, promises a fun family filled day of impressionist art. Registration is at 8:15am (open to all artists). Artists will paint until 1pm, then the art will be judged. Awards will be given at 2:30pm and the public will be invited to view and purchase pieces at 3:00pm. For more information visit odettelarochegallery.com/plein_air_paint_ out.hmtl. M —By Clare Walton

AUGUST IS

MONTH AT LONG & McQUADE

OWN THE SPIRIT OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

756 Hillside Avenue, Victoria, 250.384.3622 [10]

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KATHLEEN MCGEE

K

athleen McGee is the kind of girl that your parents warned you about. The kind of girl that will make you laugh and blush at the same time. A native of Edmonton, Alta (which gives her plenty of fodder for jokes), McGee has been performing stand up across Canada for the last five years, making friends with rig pigs and red necks alike. Catch her Victoria debut at Heckler’s Fri., Aug. 3 and Sat., Aug. 4. Reservations between 7:30 and 8pm, show at 9pm. 250-386-9207. $10. M

AMELIA STREET BLOCK PARTY

C

elebrate Victoria’s 150th birthday by attending a block party on Victoria’s historic Amelia Street, hosted by Atomique Productions of Rifflandia fame. The street, which contains a cluster of heritage houses occupied by businesses, will be closed to traffic so the public can enjoy this all-ages event. The block party will highlight the music, art, food and culture of Victoria in the hopes of raising awareness about why the historic block on the edge of downtown should be preserved. The day features music by Acres of Lions, Kather yn Calder, Clay George, The Righteous Rainbows of Togetherness, Chris Ho and Bryan Boitano, interactive visual art, live theatre by Theatre SKAM, a beverage garden, local food vendors, power ballads sing-along, live band karaoke, a kid’s corner and craft area. A donation of $5 is suggested for admission. The block party will take place Sat., Aug. 4 from noon to 8pm on Amelia Street (off Pandora between Blanshard and Quadra). More information at ameliastreetblockpar ty. com. M —By Clare Walton


august 10-12 • victoria, bc

august 11 & 12 • royal athletic park children’s festival, artisan village, beverage garden & festival of food on site

evening shows august 10-12 at Logan’s Pub tickets on sale at Larsen Music, lyle’s place, hemp & Co., Ditch records, LONG & MCQUADE & online at www.folkwest.ca

MONDAY MAGAZINE AUGUST 2 - AUGUST 8, 2012 mondaymag.com

[11]


the milk carton kids

caravan

with marc atkinson & daniel lapp

jonathan reiSchman and the pine siskins

Caravan

THE Milk Carton Kids

John Reischman & the Pine Siskins

Caravan is a remarkable gypsy jazz band with Marc Atkinson on lead guitar, Chris Frye on rhythm guitar, Joey Smith on acoustic bass, and Daniel Lapp on fiddle and trumpet. Marc’s playing and composing is described as “jaw dropping”, “stunning”, “dazzling”, “flawless, surprise-filled and sizzling”.

The Milk Carton Kids are two guitars and two voices creating a new combination of classic folk and sophisticated backporch Americana. Their approach has been described by NPR as “gorgeous contemporary folk.” The Milk Carton Kids have been making big waves across the North America and have just released their second CD ‘Prologue’.

As one of the music world’s top-ranked mandolin players and composers, veteran artist John Reischman is renowned for his exquisite taste, tone and impeccable musicianship. As an original member of the legendary Tony Rice Unit, John helped to define the ‘new acoustic’ instrumental scene.

www.marcatkinson.com

www.johnreischman.com

www.themilkcartonkids.com

Joy Kills Sorrow Joy Kills Sorrow exploded out of Boston’s thriving folk music scene with its bold new brand of acoustic music. Joy Kills Sorrow find myriad ways to marry the timeless appeal of roots music with the excitement of living life to the fullest, right here and right now. www.joykillssorrow.com

Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba

www.aboubacar.ca

stage 1

11:00-11:45 12:00-12:45 1:05-1:55

2:10-3:00

3:15-4:10

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11:30-12:15 12:30-1:30 1:45-2:30 2:50-3:50 4:10-5:30

tAVERN

logan’s

stage 2

4:25-5:05 5:20-6:00 6:15-7:00 7:15-8:00 8:15-9:00

Sunday

Royal Athletic park

Royal Athletic park

Pierre Schryer & Adam Dobres Mae Moore Wordsmiths: The Victoria Slam Poetry Team(host), David Newberry, The Abramson Singers My Roots are Showing John Reischman and The Pine Siskins, The Breakmen Lend me your ear and I’ll sing you a song Emily Braden(host), Adonis Puentes, Mae Moore John Reischman and the Pine Siskins Emily Braden & The DeepDowns The Fretless The Breakmen Adonis Puentes and His Band

11:00-12:00

Reuben Weir and The Red Hot Swing Set The Kerplunks The Archers The Abramson Singers Ceilidh: The Fretless(host), Pierre Schryer & Adam Dobres, Crikeymor

11:30-12:10 12:30-1:15 1:35-2:20 2:40-3:40 4:00-5:30

Friday 9:15-9:10:05 10:20-11:10 11:30-12:30

Crikeymor David Newberry Emily Braden & The DeepDowns

MONDAY MAGAZINE AUGUST 2 - AUGUST 8, 2012 mondaymag.com

12:20-1:40

2:00-3:20 4:00-5:00 5:20-6:20 6:35-7:35 7:50-8:50 8:50-9:00

Let us compare Mythologies: David Newberry(host), Dan Weisenburger, Jaron Freeman-Fox It Don’t Mean a Thing... The Capital City Syncopaters(host) Reuben Weir and The Red Hot Swing Set, Emily Braden, Adam Dobres, Richard Moody Roots and Branches: Joy Kills Sorrow(host), The Milk Carton Kids Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba Joy Kills Sorrow Caravan The Milk Carton Kids Finale

9:15-10:05 10:20-11:10 11:30-12:30

The Breakmen

The Abramson Singers The Capital City Syncopaters The Breakmen

10:20-11:10 11:30-12:30

Jeremy Walsh & Ivonne Hernandez West My Friend Caravan

Described as everything from indie-roots to chamber-folk, their acoustic blend of instruments and four-part harmonies challenges the conventions of popular music to create a performance that is both engaging and innovative. Their sonically adventurous approach to music defines West My Friend as a key part of the new generation of grass-roots folk music.

The Abramson Singers Vancouver native Leah Abramson writes quirky, catchy and beautiful songs about topics such as truck drivers, old maids, the oil sands and the famous rebel Louis Riel, Leah is a heartbreaking storyteller and singer, hearkening back to simpler times, while embracing present concerns. www.leahabramson.com

Capital City Syncopators

Mae Moore

www.thebreakmen.com

A Prohibition Era Dance Band! With Reuben Wier on Vocals and Guitar, Avram Devon Mcagerty on Vocals and Banjo, Marcus Hissin on Vocals and Tuba, Chris Herbst on Vocals and Lap Steel, Matt Pease on Drums and Washboard

The Fretless

The Kerplunks

Mae Moore is Canada’s quintessential bohemian - a musician, painter, and long-time environmentalist. Mae’s mature and sophisticated mixture of pop, folk and jazz music has garnered her nine top forty hits, two Juno nominations and two SOCAN Awards for commercial radio airplay.

The Fretless is a young and innovative band that melds the worlds of celtic, folk and chamber music into an amazing and unique sound they like to call Rad Trad. They may look like a string quartet, but with innovative arrangements and roots deeply based in Celtic and Canadian fiddle.

The Kerplunks are multi-award winning children’s entertainers bringing high-energy, colourful performances to the stage- with outfits that match! The Kerplunks play catchy tunes guaranteed to get kids engaged, singing along and joining in on the actions.

www.thefretless.com

www.thekerplunks.com

Emily Braden

Pierre Schryer & Adam Dobres

With her powerful range and soulful sound, Emily Braden explores everything from gospel wails, confident blues, hard funk and feverish vocal improvisations to heartfelt, subtle ballads. Emily’s career as a versatile and engaging soloist is rooted in an early passion for powerhouse vocalists such as Ella Fitzgerald and Aretha Franklin.

JUNO nominee and celebrated performer Pierre Schryer is one of Canada’s leading traditional fiddlers, having established himself as a gem on the music scene among fans and fellow musicians. Adam Dobres, who was obsessed with the magic of Lenny Breau’s guitar playing, spent endless hours lifting solo’s off his old jazz recordings.

www.emilybraden.net

www.pierreschryer.com

Adonis Puentes Band

Crikeymor

Adonis Puentes is a key personality in the ever expanding Latin music scene. He opens up the marvelous world of Cuban music to his audiences the second they hear his rich voice. Adonis’ music bridges generations and cultures with a charisma and delivery that shines brighter than life.

Featuring a full complement of traditional instruments, Crikeymor consists of Nancy Grossert on fiddle, Tasia MacKay on Irish flute, Eric Reiswig on uilleann pipes, Jeremy Walsh on guitar, Andrew Morris on bodhran and all on vocals. Jigs, reels, polkas and songs are delivered with passionate energy music made to put a spring in your heels!

Sunday 9:15-10:05

www.ivonnehernandez.com

West my Friend

www.westmyfriend.com

With a lively on-stage show and strikingly original repertoire, the Breakmen are pure Canadiana. With the new release “Heartwood”, the band’s signature sound remains as they begin to incorporate touches of soul, classic R&B, a bit of old country and a solid taste of roots rock and roll.

British Columbia Fiddle Orchestra Jeremy Walsh & Ivonne Hernandez West My Friend Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba YOMADA Square Dance

Saturday

Award-winning singer-songwriter Jeremy Walsh wins audiences over with his expressive vocals, multi-instrumental talents, and energetic stage presence. By the age of three, fiddler Ivonne Hernandez started playing everything from her mother’s favorite Maritime reels to her father’s Chilean folk music. A child prodigy, she has honed her craft over the years, and is now the reigning five-time Grand Champion of North American Fiddle.

The Archers, were crowned Youthinks “BC’s Best Teen Band” in April of 2011 and won Victoria’s “Garage Band Live” title that May. The Archers share the roles of guitar, piano, bass, drums, mandolin, banjo and multiple other percussion instruments, creating, through this trade off of instruments, an impressive and versatile sound. www.thearchersband.com

Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba perform West African amasumbou music - a mingling of musical traditions - including ancient Guinean rhythms, popular West African dance-driven melodies of mandeng guitar. The result is dance hall world music alongside traditional percussion - a combination that gets everyone on their feet dancing or moving in their seat!

Saturday

Jeremy Walsh & Ivonne Hernandez

The Archers

oliver swain

www.maemoore.com

David Newberry David Newberry sings folk music with rock sensibilities. Increasingly noisy songs provide insights into the complex contemporary social world. His live shows are frequently full of storytelling, humour, and a celebration of life. David Newberry packs each phrase with thought, meaning, and complexity. www.davidnewberry.ca

Reuben Wier & The Red Hot Swing Set The infectious melodies and driving rhythms of Django Reinhardt have strongly influenced the trio’s sound, combined with Reuben’s love of artists of the twenties and thirties such as Billie Holliday, Clarence Williams, and Fats Waller. aLSO PERFORMING:

BC Fiddle Orchestra Victoria Slam Poetry Team Jeremy Loveday

About folkwest 2012

Festival of families

2011’s inaugural FolkWest - with over forty hours of incredible performances across three stages and brilliant sound by Pacific Audio Works - definitely made the world a better place (especially if you were within earshot). Creating a community of over 300 volunteers, 75 performers, dozens of community organizations and businesses and 4500 attendees is another way music and FolkWest made Victoria a better place. Whether you’re dancing with the grass between your toes, making new friends volunteering in the hospitality tent, creating art with the kids while listening to fiddlers from around the world or watching the sun set over the Main Stage listening to one of the greatest songwriters in the country, there are a thousand ways to enjoy the weekend at FolkWest. World and Dance Music is a bigger part of the program this year and some changes to our site and security will make the 2012 FolkWest experience even better.

• Swan Lake Christmas Hill Nature Sanctuary • Greater Victoria Compost Education Center • SunShine Clowns • Tim Gosley/Merlin’s Sun Puppetry • Kerplunks • bubbles, hands-on art activities • free face painting • balls, hoola hoops, Frisbees

Starting an arts festival in this day and age is no simple task and we at FolkWest want to acknowledge everybody who helped out this year. What an amazing outpouring of support – Thank You!

artistic director

Have a great Weekend. We’ll see you at the Park.

Festival of food Fruition Paletas Hungry Rooster Farms Gate Foods The Hot and Cold Cafe

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[13]


the milk carton kids

caravan

with marc atkinson & daniel lapp

jonathan reiSchman and the pine siskins

Caravan

THE Milk Carton Kids

John Reischman & the Pine Siskins

Caravan is a remarkable gypsy jazz band with Marc Atkinson on lead guitar, Chris Frye on rhythm guitar, Joey Smith on acoustic bass, and Daniel Lapp on fiddle and trumpet. Marc’s playing and composing is described as “jaw dropping”, “stunning”, “dazzling”, “flawless, surprise-filled and sizzling”.

The Milk Carton Kids are two guitars and two voices creating a new combination of classic folk and sophisticated backporch Americana. Their approach has been described by NPR as “gorgeous contemporary folk.” The Milk Carton Kids have been making big waves across the North America and have just released their second CD ‘Prologue’.

As one of the music world’s top-ranked mandolin players and composers, veteran artist John Reischman is renowned for his exquisite taste, tone and impeccable musicianship. As an original member of the legendary Tony Rice Unit, John helped to define the ‘new acoustic’ instrumental scene.

www.marcatkinson.com

www.johnreischman.com

www.themilkcartonkids.com

Joy Kills Sorrow Joy Kills Sorrow exploded out of Boston’s thriving folk music scene with its bold new brand of acoustic music. Joy Kills Sorrow find myriad ways to marry the timeless appeal of roots music with the excitement of living life to the fullest, right here and right now. www.joykillssorrow.com

Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba

www.aboubacar.ca

stage 1

11:00-11:45 12:00-12:45 1:05-1:55

2:10-3:00

3:15-4:10

[12]

11:30-12:15 12:30-1:30 1:45-2:30 2:50-3:50 4:10-5:30

tAVERN

logan’s

stage 2

4:25-5:05 5:20-6:00 6:15-7:00 7:15-8:00 8:15-9:00

Sunday

Royal Athletic park

Royal Athletic park

Pierre Schryer & Adam Dobres Mae Moore Wordsmiths: The Victoria Slam Poetry Team(host), David Newberry, The Abramson Singers My Roots are Showing John Reischman and The Pine Siskins, The Breakmen Lend me your ear and I’ll sing you a song Emily Braden(host), Adonis Puentes, Mae Moore John Reischman and the Pine Siskins Emily Braden & The DeepDowns The Fretless The Breakmen Adonis Puentes and His Band

11:00-12:00

Reuben Weir and The Red Hot Swing Set The Kerplunks The Archers The Abramson Singers Ceilidh: The Fretless(host), Pierre Schryer & Adam Dobres, Crikeymor

11:30-12:10 12:30-1:15 1:35-2:20 2:40-3:40 4:00-5:30

Friday 9:15-9:10:05 10:20-11:10 11:30-12:30

Crikeymor David Newberry Emily Braden & The DeepDowns

MONDAY MAGAZINE AUGUST 2 - AUGUST 8, 2012 mondaymag.com

12:20-1:40

2:00-3:20 4:00-5:00 5:20-6:20 6:35-7:35 7:50-8:50 8:50-9:00

Let us compare Mythologies: David Newberry(host), Dan Weisenburger, Jaron Freeman-Fox It Don’t Mean a Thing... The Capital City Syncopaters(host) Reuben Weir and The Red Hot Swing Set, Emily Braden, Adam Dobres, Richard Moody Roots and Branches: Joy Kills Sorrow(host), The Milk Carton Kids Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba Joy Kills Sorrow Caravan The Milk Carton Kids Finale

9:15-10:05 10:20-11:10 11:30-12:30

The Breakmen

The Abramson Singers The Capital City Syncopaters The Breakmen

10:20-11:10 11:30-12:30

Jeremy Walsh & Ivonne Hernandez West My Friend Caravan

Described as everything from indie-roots to chamber-folk, their acoustic blend of instruments and four-part harmonies challenges the conventions of popular music to create a performance that is both engaging and innovative. Their sonically adventurous approach to music defines West My Friend as a key part of the new generation of grass-roots folk music.

The Abramson Singers Vancouver native Leah Abramson writes quirky, catchy and beautiful songs about topics such as truck drivers, old maids, the oil sands and the famous rebel Louis Riel, Leah is a heartbreaking storyteller and singer, hearkening back to simpler times, while embracing present concerns. www.leahabramson.com

Capital City Syncopators

Mae Moore

www.thebreakmen.com

A Prohibition Era Dance Band! With Reuben Wier on Vocals and Guitar, Avram Devon Mcagerty on Vocals and Banjo, Marcus Hissin on Vocals and Tuba, Chris Herbst on Vocals and Lap Steel, Matt Pease on Drums and Washboard

The Fretless

The Kerplunks

Mae Moore is Canada’s quintessential bohemian - a musician, painter, and long-time environmentalist. Mae’s mature and sophisticated mixture of pop, folk and jazz music has garnered her nine top forty hits, two Juno nominations and two SOCAN Awards for commercial radio airplay.

The Fretless is a young and innovative band that melds the worlds of celtic, folk and chamber music into an amazing and unique sound they like to call Rad Trad. They may look like a string quartet, but with innovative arrangements and roots deeply based in Celtic and Canadian fiddle.

The Kerplunks are multi-award winning children’s entertainers bringing high-energy, colourful performances to the stage- with outfits that match! The Kerplunks play catchy tunes guaranteed to get kids engaged, singing along and joining in on the actions.

www.thefretless.com

www.thekerplunks.com

Emily Braden

Pierre Schryer & Adam Dobres

With her powerful range and soulful sound, Emily Braden explores everything from gospel wails, confident blues, hard funk and feverish vocal improvisations to heartfelt, subtle ballads. Emily’s career as a versatile and engaging soloist is rooted in an early passion for powerhouse vocalists such as Ella Fitzgerald and Aretha Franklin.

JUNO nominee and celebrated performer Pierre Schryer is one of Canada’s leading traditional fiddlers, having established himself as a gem on the music scene among fans and fellow musicians. Adam Dobres, who was obsessed with the magic of Lenny Breau’s guitar playing, spent endless hours lifting solo’s off his old jazz recordings.

www.emilybraden.net

www.pierreschryer.com

Adonis Puentes Band

Crikeymor

Adonis Puentes is a key personality in the ever expanding Latin music scene. He opens up the marvelous world of Cuban music to his audiences the second they hear his rich voice. Adonis’ music bridges generations and cultures with a charisma and delivery that shines brighter than life.

Featuring a full complement of traditional instruments, Crikeymor consists of Nancy Grossert on fiddle, Tasia MacKay on Irish flute, Eric Reiswig on uilleann pipes, Jeremy Walsh on guitar, Andrew Morris on bodhran and all on vocals. Jigs, reels, polkas and songs are delivered with passionate energy music made to put a spring in your heels!

Sunday 9:15-10:05

www.ivonnehernandez.com

West my Friend

www.westmyfriend.com

With a lively on-stage show and strikingly original repertoire, the Breakmen are pure Canadiana. With the new release “Heartwood”, the band’s signature sound remains as they begin to incorporate touches of soul, classic R&B, a bit of old country and a solid taste of roots rock and roll.

British Columbia Fiddle Orchestra Jeremy Walsh & Ivonne Hernandez West My Friend Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba YOMADA Square Dance

Saturday

Award-winning singer-songwriter Jeremy Walsh wins audiences over with his expressive vocals, multi-instrumental talents, and energetic stage presence. By the age of three, fiddler Ivonne Hernandez started playing everything from her mother’s favorite Maritime reels to her father’s Chilean folk music. A child prodigy, she has honed her craft over the years, and is now the reigning five-time Grand Champion of North American Fiddle.

The Archers, were crowned Youthinks “BC’s Best Teen Band” in April of 2011 and won Victoria’s “Garage Band Live” title that May. The Archers share the roles of guitar, piano, bass, drums, mandolin, banjo and multiple other percussion instruments, creating, through this trade off of instruments, an impressive and versatile sound. www.thearchersband.com

Aboubacar Camara and Doundounba perform West African amasumbou music - a mingling of musical traditions - including ancient Guinean rhythms, popular West African dance-driven melodies of mandeng guitar. The result is dance hall world music alongside traditional percussion - a combination that gets everyone on their feet dancing or moving in their seat!

Saturday

Jeremy Walsh & Ivonne Hernandez

The Archers

oliver swain

www.maemoore.com

David Newberry David Newberry sings folk music with rock sensibilities. Increasingly noisy songs provide insights into the complex contemporary social world. His live shows are frequently full of storytelling, humour, and a celebration of life. David Newberry packs each phrase with thought, meaning, and complexity. www.davidnewberry.ca

Reuben Wier & The Red Hot Swing Set The infectious melodies and driving rhythms of Django Reinhardt have strongly influenced the trio’s sound, combined with Reuben’s love of artists of the twenties and thirties such as Billie Holliday, Clarence Williams, and Fats Waller. aLSO PERFORMING:

BC Fiddle Orchestra Victoria Slam Poetry Team Jeremy Loveday

About folkwest 2012

Festival of families

2011’s inaugural FolkWest - with over forty hours of incredible performances across three stages and brilliant sound by Pacific Audio Works - definitely made the world a better place (especially if you were within earshot). Creating a community of over 300 volunteers, 75 performers, dozens of community organizations and businesses and 4500 attendees is another way music and FolkWest made Victoria a better place. Whether you’re dancing with the grass between your toes, making new friends volunteering in the hospitality tent, creating art with the kids while listening to fiddlers from around the world or watching the sun set over the Main Stage listening to one of the greatest songwriters in the country, there are a thousand ways to enjoy the weekend at FolkWest. World and Dance Music is a bigger part of the program this year and some changes to our site and security will make the 2012 FolkWest experience even better.

• Swan Lake Christmas Hill Nature Sanctuary • Greater Victoria Compost Education Center • SunShine Clowns • Tim Gosley/Merlin’s Sun Puppetry • Kerplunks • bubbles, hands-on art activities • free face painting • balls, hoola hoops, Frisbees

Starting an arts festival in this day and age is no simple task and we at FolkWest want to acknowledge everybody who helped out this year. What an amazing outpouring of support – Thank You!

artistic director

Have a great Weekend. We’ll see you at the Park.

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Gates: 10:00 am - 9:00 pm (Sat. & Sun.) Tickets: Adult Weekend Pass: $70 (at gate $80) Youth Weekend Pass: $60 (ages 13 - 18) Adult Saturday Pass: $42 Adult Sunday Pass: $42 Youth Saturday Pass: $37 Youth Sunday Pass: $37 Members of Lower Island Folkfest Society get 10% when purchased at Larsens Music. Logans $5 with Weekend Wristband, $20 without Check website for updated pricing for evening performance and details:

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xplore the rhythm, motion and eccentricities of the Common Starling in MURMUR, a solo exhibition of drumskin paintings by artist, illustrator, animator and musician Aimee Van Drimmelen, opening Aug. 3 at the fifty fifty arts collective (611pm, 2516 Douglas). This will be Van Drimmelen’s first solo exhibition in Victoria since relocating from Montreal via Saskatchewan, where she spent the winter living in her family’s cottage and collecting unwanted synthetic drums and drumskins. Her art is inspired by murmuration, the collective movement of the Common Starling, and combines ink and water techniques with hand drawn animated stills. Some drumskins are mounted on vintage bass and snare drums, which will be lit up like light boxes as a focal point for the installation. Van Drimmelen’s band The Backhomes will be performing at the opening, which is scheduled

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as part of the sixth annual Integrate Arts Festival (former Off the Grid Arts Crawl), Aug. 3 and 4. Integrate features an art crawl with 29 local galleries, artist run centres and studios that will be offering free viewings between 6 and 11pm Friday. Most of the participating galleries are easily accessible by bike or bus. There are also a number of off-site events to take in. Animal Productions is also hosting Audio Visual Experience III at the Vic Theatre (8-11:30pm) The following day will be filled with workshops and interactive events (Animal Productions multimedia event 6-8pm at G++) before the finale party (8pm, The Sculpture Studio, 211 Harbour), featuring Oops (former members of Cobras Cobras Cobras), The Holy Terrors, OkPk, Teen Daze and Rufino Hollywood. Dallas Duobaitis will create a black light string web installation at the studio during the party. Tickets are $10 (cash only) and there is a very limited capacity. Pick up an Integrate Arts Festival map at any of the participating galleries or visit integratearts. ca on your smartphone for a mobile version of the website that will guide you through the festival. M

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Capri Aspe and Jeffrey Theriault star in ZarYevka Ballet's production of Thief! on 42nd Street.

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Strange beauty in the bayou ART FILM BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD IS ONE-OF-A-KIND

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n a summer where the movie screens are dominated by costumed super heroes and crass comics, Beasts of the Southern Wild stands out like a unicorn at a hotdog stand. A one-of-a-kind art film by a New York collective known as Court 13, Beasts is a funky fable about a six-year-old black girl named Hushpuppy, who lives in a couple of ramshackle shacks with her alcoholic father in a muddy corner of the Louisiana bayou. Part of a small community of impoverished drop outs who exist “off the grid� and in the shadow of an industrial park, Hushpuppy inhabits a grubby but darkly magical world where giant creatures named Aurochs occasionally come charging through, for all the world like mastodonsized boars. Hushpuppy’s father, Wink, is slovenly and sometimes abusive, but is also determined to see that his motherless daughter grows up to be self-reliant. After barely surviving what is presumably Hurricane Katrina, this small group has a brief run-in with Social Services busybodies before resuming their harsh, hand-to-mouth lives. Hushpuppy has her own adventures, including swimming out to a floating brothel for a poignant encounter with a black prostitute who could be her mother. There’s not a lot of plot here: Beasts is more of an immersive tone poem than a narratively conventional film. At times allegorical, it often feels like a live-action version of Where the Wild Things Are, full of dream-like strangeness butted up against the grimy reality of human existence at its most basic. Filmed with non-actors – and it occasionally shows – the film has a purity that transcends any technical limitations. Although probably too weird for casual moviegoers, this is a very impressive film debut. M

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ll Signs: and talking It’s been to everyone. a drag But it’s a fun putting busy-ness. up with Mercury Fo r t u n a t e l y, retrograde but yay! all those crazy It’s over this week snafus and because on August errors in your 8, Mercury “stops” co m mu n i c a and slowly moves tions with othforward. But take ers and your note: Mercury GEORGIA daily life — doesn’t catch up yes, you have NICOLS to where it was suffered — will when it first went subside greatly retrograde until August 22. this week. Look for ways to This means if you’re spending boost your income in mucho dinero on a computer the next few weeks or a vehicle, you might want because they to wait until then. But for exist. You’ll day-to-day transactions, com- also be spendmunications and dealing with ing money transportation, websites and on beautie-mail, we can all breathe a ful treasures for yourself and sigh of relief. But in some way, loved ones. This is a very it hasn’t been all bad. In fact, strong time for those of you for many, it’s been fascinat- who write, sell, teach, act or ing and thought-provoking drive for a living. to run into people from our past. (I know it made me realize that when I was younger, CANCER JUNE 21-JULY 22 I was shorter and I weighed Well, your focus is certainly about money, finances and less.) cash flow, isn’t it? (“Slip the juice to me, Bruce.”) This ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 week fair Venus enters your By all means, continue in party sign to stay for the rest of mode because that’s what it’s the month. This is good news all about for your sign right because when Venus is in your now. Slip away on a vacation! sign, you become unusually Enjoy parties and socializing! gracious, diplomatic and ohRevel in a romance! And be a so-charming. It’s also a good kid again with playful times time to shop for wardrobe with children. Because old goodies because you like what flames are back on the scene, you see in the mirror. (This some of you will strike up a could also be why you’re new love with someone, espefocused on money and cially younger. Tension with cash flow.) Be partners or a close friend still patient with famlinger so do be polite and ily members at patient. (Why be otherwise?) home because In the next month, you’ll tension here have an increasing interest in is possible, redecorating where you live perhaps due to renovations or and entertaining at home. In some kind of chaotic activity. fact, real-estate oppor(It’s important for you to have tunities or chances a warm feeling in your tummy to find a pretabout your cozy nest.) tier home will exist. TAURUS APRIL 20-MAY 20 Everything about home, family and your private world is back to normal (as if one’s life is ever normal). Earnings continue to look good for the coming year. (Money is so handy when you want to buy things.) And you have lots of energy to work and get better organized. The next few weeks are particularly good for schmoozing with siblings and neighbours, writing, teaching, selling and marketing because your words are golden! You can make money from your communications, and you will write or communicate with exquisite grace and ease. (Yeah, yeah, this might be an exaggeration but you sound that way because you have such a gorgeous voice.) GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20 Your luck continues, so fear not because this good fortune will continue for a year. (Come to Momma — baby needs a new pair of shoes!) This week you’re busy with short trips, conversations with siblings and neighbours plus running around doing errands

LEO JULY 23-AUG 22 “Is everybody happy?” It’s your turn to shine, dear Leo. And because Mercury retrograde is technically over this week, your life will settle down considerably. Secret love affairs are a strong possibility in the month ahead for many. (Who takes their love life more seriously than Leo? I ask you.) You are also unusually direct and forceful in all your communications with others. (It’s Mars.) That means this is an unusually powerful time for those of you who sell, market, teach, act, write or need to persuade anyone about anything. Yes, you’re hot! This is why everyone wants to see you right now. (Be mindful of the possibility of a change of residence or change of jobs in the next year or so.) VIRGO AUG 23-SEPT 22 It’s your birthday in a month. That’s why the next few weeks are the perfect time to look back over your shoulder and see how well you’re doing at the art of living. How do you want your next year to be different? It’s appropriate to play it low-key and work alone

or behind the scenes right now but one influence will definitely counter this. As Venus changes signs this week, it will encourage mucho schmoozing and perhaps even romance (especially where a platonic friendship becomes romantic) for the rest of the month. Quite likely, you’ll be hanging out with artistic friends or meeting creative people this month. You’ll also be spending more money. (There’s no time like the pleasant!) LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) This continues to be a wonderfully popular time for you! Others admire you now (including bosses, parents and authority figures) because Venus, high in your chart, makes you look charming and capable. In fact, your appeal is so strong, you might strike up a romance with someone older, richer or in a position of authority. You’re revved up because Mars is in your sign, which is wonderful for sports, sales, teaching and anything where you have to be assertive and aggressive. (Mars rules your ego, your sex drive and your muscles.) Travel plans continue to beckon. Ditto for exciting opportunities in medicine, the law, publishing and the media. Whee! SCORPIO OCT 23-NOV 21 The Sun is still at high noon in your chart, which puts you in the limelight. (This is why everyone notices you, especially bosses, parents and VIPs.) It’s important to know that this light is flattering! Therefore, accept increased responsibilities and requests that come your way because you will shine. Travel for pleasure and romance with someone from another background or a different country is very likely this month. Meanwhile, in another hotel, some of you are having secret love affairs. (Scorpios are into recreational sex.) Continue to work at settling disputes about insurance matters, inheritances and shared property because things look great for you this year! SAGITTARIUS NOV 22-DEC 21 You so want to get outta Dodge! All Sagittarians are craving adventure and new experiences. Some of you are keen to learn more and so you are wrapped up in course work or studies. Others are exploring opportunities in publishing and the media. But without question, you want to travel! Since Mercury retrograde technically ends this week, you’ll feel a sense of “getting ahead” with future plans. This will feel like a relief because you hate to be stalled about

moving forward. Tension with a friend or members of a group might arise because of competition or just plain old conflict. Be your sweet self. Meanwhile, romance with someone who is “different” could blossom. CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19 You don’t feel casual about anything right now. Oh no. Everything matters! For starters, this is an intense month, which is why you feel passionately about everything, especially your love life. And when it comes to work, you’ll be so ambitious! You’re determined to make a name for yourself. Fortunately, partnerships and close friendships will be unusually warm and friendly this month. (Nice.) In fact, your relationships will be so successful this is the perfect time to mend broken fences. And if you have to tear one down, before you do so, find out why it was put up in the first place. (Haste makes waste.) AQUARIUS JAN 20-FEB 18 It’s all about partnerships and close friendships. In fact, it’s almost as if you are defining who you are, either by seeing yourself reflected in the eyes of others or by your relationship with them. The notion of travel appeals because you want to spread your wings! You want to see new places, talk to new faces and learn new things. Work-related issues are surprisingly smooth. It’s easy to get along with co-workers; in fact, some of you might develop a new friend or even a romance that is work-related. This year continues to bless you in terms of activities with children, vacations, fun, social occasions, the arts and anything to do with sports. You rule! PISCES FEB 19-MARCH 20 You’ve been working your butt off. But hey, it feels great to accomplish things, doesn’t it? Yes, retrograde Mercury has dogged your steps but you can relax. In fact, you can really relax because fair Venus is now in the part of your chart that promotes fun vacations, entertaining outings, social occasions, romance, love affairs, sports events and playful times with kids. (Yay me!) Meanwhile, while all this is going on, your sex drive is super-amped. (You can see why Pisces people are tripping the light fantastic, skipping along doing little pirouettes!) You will defend your best interests now if disputes arise about shared property, inheritances and the like. Despite all this fun stuff, you’re more than a pretty face.

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FILM & EVENTS CALENDAR OPENING TOTAL RECALL -(SilverCity/ Westshore, Capitol) Colin Farrell stars in a flashy remake of the sci-fi thriller about a man who ostensibly takes a fantasy "brain trip" only to get caught up in real life-and-death adventures. Ah, but what is really real? Starts Fri. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS -(SilverCity/Westshore/Uni 4, Capitol) Greg is totally ready for summer when suddenly his plans all fall apart. What's the poor guy gonna do now? Starts Fri.

CONTINUING +++½ THE AMAZING SPIDER–MAN -(Capitol/SilverCity) Little-known actor Andrew Garfield suits up as everyone's favourite webslinger in a super hero movie that's smart enough to be a great coming-of-age story. Co-starring Emma Stone. +++ THE AVENGERS -(Caprice) A mob of Marvel-ous superheroes comes together to help prevent a global apocalypse, in a decent but uninspired orgy of one-liners and special effects. The galaxy of greatness includes Iron Man (Robert Downey), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), and Captain America (Chris Evans). ++++ BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD -(Odeon) Nothing but raves have greeted this unusual and touching drama, which uses moments of magic realism to portray the inner life of a young girl who is part of a small community of poor Louisiana folk who live entirely "off the grid." See review. +++½ THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL -(Uni 4) A diverse group of British seniors seek out an affordable retirement hotel in India, only to find it in shabby disarray. But despite the initial disappointment, India's exotic charms win them over. This heartfelt comedy-drama has a great cast that includes Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson and Judi Dench. +++ BRAVE -(Capitol/SilverCity) Billy Connolly and Emma Thompson provide the voices for Pixar's animated tale that is set in ancient Scotland and tells of a headstrong young princess who must rely on her courage to undo a beastly curse. Decent entertainment, albeit occasionally a bit plodding. +++ THE DARK KNIGHT RISES -(Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/Westshore) A diabolical terrorist named Bane poses a terrible threat to Gotham, as Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy comes to an exciting but rather bloated conclusion. With Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman and Anne Hathaway. +++ ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT -(Odeon/Westshore) After their continent is set adrift, Manny, Diego, and Sid have some crazy, rollicking, humour-filled adventures. This is very fine family entertainment. +++ INTOUCHABLES -(Odeon) This funny and heart-warming French film features a wealthy aristocrat, a quadriplegic after a hang-gliding accident, who gets more than he bargained for when he hires a rough-edged black man from the projects to be his care aid. Based on a true story. +++ MADAGASCAR 3: EUROPE'S MOST WANTED -(Capitol/Caprice) Those mouthy NYC zoo escapees are up to their usual colourful antics in a wittily entertaining animation romp. +++ MAGIC MIKE -(Capitol/ Caprice) Channing Tatum stars as a male stripper who takes a protegé under his wing, then eventually has to rethink his lifestyle. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. MEN IN BLACK III -(Caprice) Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reprise their roles as alien-bashing crime fighters in a third outing for this wacky sci-fi comedy series. And thanks to a time travel aspect, Josh Brolin has fun playing the younger version of Jones' character. +++½ MOONRISE KINGDOM -(Odeon) The ever-quirky Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Fantastic Mr. Fox) is in fine form as he tells a tale about two very young lovers who run away, thus sparking an unusual search. The great cast includes Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, and Frances McDormand.

++ STEP UP: REVOLUTION -(Capitol/SilverCity/Westshore) The series about hip hop dancers shifts to Miami, and has lots of fun choreographing flash mobs of radical dancers who are trying to defeat a rich developer who wants to trash their neighbourhood. ++½ TED -(Odeon/SilverCity/ Caprice) Mark Wahlberg stars in a twisted — and sometimes laboured — comedy about a young man whose best friend is a foul-mouthed teddy bear that is a very bad influence on him. Written and directed by Seth MacFarlane, most famous for the TV satires Family Guy and American Dad! +++½ TO ROME WITH LOVE -(Odeon/Uni 4) Woody Allen's winning streak with glamorous European cities continues with his latest comedy, which takes a sly look at adultery, fame, and self-delusion. The great cast includes Penelope Cruz, Ellen Page, Judy Davis, Jesse Eisenberg and Alec Baldwin. + THE WATCH -(Odeon/SilverCity/ Westshore) In this alleged comedy a quartet of guys forms a suburban watch group after a strange murder, only to find themselves defending Earth from an alien invasion. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill won't want to be remembered for this desperately unfunny turd.

LEAVING THURS. +++ SAVAGES -(SilverCity) ++ ROCK OF AGES -(Caprice) SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN -(Caprice) THAT'S MY BOY -(Caprice) IN THE FAMILY -(Caprice)

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++++ BORN TO BE WILD -(10am, 4 pm) DINOSAURS: GIANTS OF PATAGONIA -(11am, 2pm, 7pm) Those "terrible lizards" come back to life in a feature that complements the fascinating dinosaur exhibit currently on at the RBCM. +++½ ROCKY MOUNTAIN EXPRESS -(1pm, 5pm, 8pm) Here's a patriotic account of the many daunting challenges behind building the CPR railway: part history lesson, part glorious travelogue. TO THE ARCTIC -(noon, 3pm, 6pm, 9pm)

SCREENINGS MOVIE MONDAY - Screening The Misfits. This elegiac 1961 drama (based on a screenplay by Arthur Miller) stars Marilyn Monroe, Clark Gable and Montgomery Clift. Both Monroe and Gable were destined to die shortly afterwards. By donation. 6:30pm MONDAY in the 1900-block Fort. 595FLIC. moviemonday.ca BEACON HILL B MOVIES -The Victoria Film Festival returns with their annual Free-B Film Fest in the Cameron Bandshell in Beacon Hill Park. First up: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. SATURDAY, 9 pm.

CINECENTA Cinecenta at UVic screens its films in the Student Union Building. Info: 7218365. cinecenta.com. +++ THE AVENGERS -(Thurs.-Sat., Aug. 2-4: 7:00, 9:40) A mob of Marvel-ous superheroes comes together to help prevent a global apocalypse, in a decent but uninspired orgy of one-liners and special effects. The galaxy of greatness includes Iron Man (Robert Downey), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), and Captain America (Chris Evans). THE LADY -(Sun.-Mon., Aug. 5-6: 7:00 only) France's Luc Besson is the unlikely director of this inspiring biopic of Aung San Suu Kyi, the "accidental heroine" who gradually became the saviour of her Burmese people (and won a Nobel Peace Prize along the way). ++++ WINGS OF DESIRE -(Tues., Aug. 7: 7:00, 9:25) This poetical masterpiece by Germany's Wim Wenders stars Bruno Ganz as an angel who empathetically eavesdrops on the sorrowing inhabitants of Berlin. But when he falls in love with a trapeze artist he is prepared to sacrifice his immortality for a chance at brief earthly happiness. HEADHUNTERS -(Wed.-Thurs., Aug. 8-9: 7:00, 9:00) Based on a crime novel by the great Norwegian thriller writer Jo Nesbø, the story features an executive headhunter who moonlights as an art thief — but his grand life slips sideways when he crosses the wrong man, a ruthless ex-commando.

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SAT. AUG. 4 HANDS ACROSS THE (TAR) SANDS - Join hundreds of Victorians stand up and hold hands for clean shorelines and against dirty energy. Connection activities, dancing, speeches, singing and more, with 15 minutes of handholding starting at noon sharp. 11am-12:15pm at Willows Beach (base of tea room). Free. 250-361-7508.

MON. AUG. 6 CITY UNITED! ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION AND CONCERT The City of Victoria and the United Way are teaming up to present the City United! Anniversary Celebration and Concert. Enjoy live music, entertainment, crafts, cooking and gardening demonstrations, food vendors, free bicycle valet parking, a plant potting station, mystery carnival attraction and the physical fun that celebrates the culture and values of our community. Juno award winners "Digging Roots" will headline a free concert at the Cameron Bandshell at 7 p.m. Noon-9pm at St. Ann's Academy National Historic Site (noon-6pm), and Beacon Hill Park Cameron Bandshell (7pm-9pm). Free. 250-361-0358. CHESS NIGHT - Bring your own game, or use one of ours. Bring a friend, or come on your own. MONDAYS 6-8:30pm at James Bay Coffee and Books (143 Menzies). Free. 250 386-4700.

MARKETS BASTION SQUARE PUBLIC MARKET - Check out the eclectic mix of arts, crafts, imports and entertainment, along with locally grown produce and fruits; homemade breads, pastries. THURSDAYSSATURDAYS 11am-5:30pm, SUNDAYS 11am-4:30pm at Bastion Square and Langley. Free. 250-8851387. SHIP POINT NIGHT MARKET Come out for an evening and see the different mix of arts, entertainment, and crafts offered each weekend. FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS 7-10pm at Ship Point (Inner Harbour). Free. gvha.v3.ca/f_licensee.php. JAMES BAY MARKET - Live music, food, farmers, artisans and service providers offer quality handmade, homemade and homegrown products. SATURDAYS 9am-3pm at 332 Menzies. Free. jamesbaymarket. com. METCHOSIN FARMERS' MARKET - Farm fresh goodies and locally grown offerings to please every taste. through October. SUNDAYS 11am-2pm at Metchosin Municipal Grounds (4450 Happy Valley). Free. metchosinfarmersmarket@gmail. com. VICTORIA DOWNTOWN PUBLIC MARKET - Visit Victoria's one-stop shop for all of your local grocery and farmers market needs. WEDNESDAYS noon-5pm until October at Market Square (Inner Courtyard). Free. victoriapublicmarket.com.


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