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Woodwynn still believes hat do cruise ships and homeless people have in common? No, it’s not a bad joke — the answer is their impact on tourism. That connection is what links groups like Victoria AM DANIELLE to jump ship from their typiPOPE cal role as welcoming ambasnews@ sadors to the city’s visitors mondaymag.com and clamber onto the rescue wagon to help raise awareness for a little farm that’s trying to do it all. Woodwynn Farms may have been given the veto for “Camp Compassion” months ago, but that isn’t going to stop the group from hosting one of the biggest family-friendly entertainment events the farm (and Central Saanich) has seen, complete with an inspirational title: “We Believe.” This Saturday, Aug. 25, over 3,000 people are expected to partake in an event presented by Victoria AM that will send all proceeds to support Woodwynn Farms’ “Homefulness” program. “The mission of the event is really three-fold,” says Louise Chabros, executive director of Close to Home out of Woodwynn, and past president of Victoria AM. “To grow awareness about the farm and its initiatives in Central Saanich, to demonstrate to everyone how much support is already behind the farm — both from residents and from Victoria businesses — and to raise money for its operating costs.” The event will offer live entertainment, hosted by MC Charlie Ferris, featuring Daniel Lapp, Ashbury West (a Neil Young tribute band), Tanya Gillespie, a mysterious magician, wandering puppets and more. No outside food or beverages of any kind will be allowed to maintain the alcohol-free and smoke-free environment, but free water will be handed out, and celebrity chefs will be competing with members of the Creating Homefulness Society in a KD Cook-off, which will allow eventgoers to sample Kraft Dinner, too. Camp Compassion appeared in early July on the 78-hectare property in an attempt to develop a “therapeutic farm community” for up to 96 former street people. Bylaws currently permit only four permanent residents to live on the site, however, and the applications to rezone one-hectare of the property to allow housing on the site was turned down by the Agricultural Land Commission. “We are in need of this therapeutic community to go ahead for the benefit of all of us,” says Chabros. “Victoria AM is aware that there are alternate viewpoints to the question of how the land at Woodwynn Farms should be used ... We believe that the questions about land use should be brought to the attention of the voting public so that the affected people may participate in this important decision.” Check out the event Saturday, 10am-6pm at the farm (7785 West Saanich). Tickets $10 each, or $20 per family. More: WoodwynnFarms.org.
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Think you have what it takes to be a burlesque dancer? The Cheesecakes are recruiting all courageous body types and personalities this month.
JOB POSTING: DRAWER DROPPER Anyone can go on stage and picture the audience naked for courage, but if you’re fantasy has been more along the lines of having the audience picture you naked, your dream is about to come true. The Victoria Cheesecake Burlesque Revue is seeking a few more flavours to add to their repertoire, and are eyeballing all gutsy gals (and all body types and ages over 19) in Victoria, who can commit to rehearsals and travelling adventures — no prior experience needed. “We work hard and play hard, but have a ton of fun doing it,” says Cheesecaker Champagne Sparkles, adding that the recruitment comes after some current members made life changes that will take them out of the circuit. Sure, stripping (almost) naked on stage while hundreds of whistling fans cheer you on could seem a little intimidating, but cheesecakery is about more than just swinging tassels. The award-winning ladies are known for their highenergy acts, comedic timing, seductiveness and girl-next door accessibility, and have shimmied across stages in Paris, Berlin, Las Vegas, New Orleans, San Francisco, Vancouver, Seattle and, of course, Victoria. Sparkles has a message for people who are considering the gig but are nervous or aren’t sure if they have what it takes. “No matter where you are starting from, you will find this kind of performance so empowering, and you will be amazed by how good you make other women feel, just by getting up on that stage yourself,” she says. To apply, check out cheesecakeburlesque.com/ files/Cheesecake_Audition_Application.doc, and prepare to submit a salacious video to show the crew your moves by midnight on Aug. 31. M
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CONTENTS VOL. 38, NO. 34 Aug. 23-29, 2012
NEWS & VIEWS
MONDAY LIFE
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THE WEEK
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FOOD & DRINK - PAM GRANT
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REPORT CARD
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GEORGIA NICOLS HOROSCOPE
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EDITOR’S NOTE
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LETTERS
MONDAY GUIDE
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KIERAN REPORT
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CITY WATCHDOG
12-13 CITY SOMETHING Sara Marreiros transports you to an oceanside town in Portugal, while former Eagles member Joe Walsh brings the hits to Esquimalt’s Bullen Park
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THEATRE Three local performers Singe the periphery of the Fringe
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FILM & LIBATION Expendables 2 is blow-’em-up violence and fun
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CALENDAR OF EVENTS
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ANGEL WITH A BULLET
In Part 2 of this 4-part novel excerpt, wisecracking AltWeekly reporter Dixie receives a call from her editor, informing her that a prominent local artist has been found dead in his apartment. The trouble is, that artist is a former lover . . .
Anything can happen at Fringe — and usually does. With more than 50 shows from around the globe at 8 venues over 10 days, there is sure to be something for everyone.
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Re: Kieran Report, Aug.16-22 Thanks Brian, great, although depressing, article. I have shared it with all my local, freerange and organic B.C. contacts. THOMAS MALER, VICTORIA
We can stop this idiocy Brian Kieran's opinion "Carbon boondoggle robs poor to fuel rich" is fabulous. I especially like his summarizing statement: "In fact, our carbon neutral status is nothing more than a tax-shifting scam that dispenses corporate welfare to less-thanneedy business barons." Then he proceeded to back that up with statistics that make sense, many of them from the Canadian Tax Federation. Schools, hospitals and social services should not be forced to pay corporations for changes that they should be doing anyway and can afford to pay for themselves. This travesty, combined with the B.C. Liberal definition of natural gas as "clean" energy as part of their carbon-neutral calculations, promotes the realization that the B.C. government is interested only in bolstering corporate power
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Re: The Week, Aug.16-22 While I was glad too see coverage about the Ryder Hesjedal bike racks, I was disappointed with the content. Of all the adjectives available, why is "expensive" chosen as a descriptor in the photo of Ryder with the bike racks. Given the idea behind
the racks, the adjective commemorative I think is far more suitable. But I guess the word expensive was used to introduce the reader to the general bias of the article. Must be how Danielle Pope sees life from her "vehicle crazed" viewpoint. JANET BESLER, VICTORIA
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ictoria is two grow-ops less this week, when Saanich Police seized over 900 marijuana plants in the Cordova Ridge area and arrested a couple that had no previous record with police. But the move is just another way to make confiscation look like “heroism,” according to advocates. A 51-year-old Duncan man and 50-year-old Victoria woman were arrested Thursday night, Aug. 16, when BC Hydro personnel alerted police to two “sophisticated hydro diversions” at the location. Police found two large grow operations in full production, along with several kilograms of freshly cut and dried bud. Health Canada permits are always checked first in these cases, says Sgt. Scott Treble of Saanich Police, but the individuals did not have permits on file with the government. “Stealing hydro is always wrong, but these are the kinds of acts we can expect to see so long as we are living in prohibition,” says Ted Smith, local
pot activist and creator of the Cannabis Buyers’ Club. “This could have been the perfect ma-and-pa operation where the government was supporting people who are creating important medicine.” The individuals, who are now facing proposed charges of production of marijuana, production of marijuana for the purpose of trafficking and theft of electricity, were not part of the Buyers’ Club. All 900 plants will be incinerated according to federal policy, says Treble, minus a few samples kept for testing. “It doesn’t surprise me the police treat this seizure as an act of heroism, but when you think of how many people that medicine could have helped, this is heartbreaking,” says Smith. “Why don’t we see the police come out with press releases every time they have finally jailed a man who was caught beating his wife? They act like this is helping communities, but who is really winning here? Not Victoria.” M — Danielle Pope
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KIERAN REPORT
The Party of No can’t seem to say yes chance encounter with a Prince George fly fisherman on the Quinsam River has encouraged me to reflect on what lies BRIAN ahead if we prove the KIERAN pollsters right and bkieran@ elect the New Demomondaymag.com crats next May. Our conversation started with the Interior visitor’s complaint about the high price of gasoline on Vancouver Island. Of course I had to fuel his outrage with my thoughts on the government’s punitive carbon tax. Soon our discussion came to the NDP’s current status as a governmentin-waiting and that made my Quinsam River friend spitting mad. As if it was yesterday, he recalled that the NDP government of the 1990s could have prevented the deadly rampage of the mountain pine beetle and spared B.C. billions in resource damages. Instead, the NDP failed to take action because it would have meant violating one of its sacred environmental canons. The beetle infestation was first detect-
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ed in Tweedsmuir provincial park and could have been contained there if forest companies had been permitted to go into the park and selectively log infested areas. The government said no, nature must take its course. The sanctity of the park boundaries would not be violated on the NDP’s watch. The battle against the beetle would only start when the multiplying insects had eaten their way out of the park and started in on timber land to the east. In effect, thanks to NDP chromosomal intransigence, the war against the pine beetle was lost before it even started. My Prince George companion reminded me of a fundamental truth about the NDP: The Party of No does not know how to say yes to common sense. The pine beetle fiasco demonstrated a chronic failure to understand that governance demands flexibility, that there is a time to put away the Red Book and govern outside the safety of socialist doctrine. I’m sure my NDP friends will chide me for returning to the 1990s for such an example of their inability to adapt to real life governing experience. Fair enough. Let’s look at an example in the here and now. Last week, I took the Liberals to task for their Pacific Carbon Trust (PCT), a greenhouse gas (GHG) fighting Crown
We don’t have a lot of good drivers here. I avoid crosswalks when possible.
corporation that takes precious education and health tax dollars and dispenses them as corporate welfare to business barons. The NDP should be all over this. It’s a left wing no-brainer. Giving Canfor a tax-generated handout to implement green business practices should be just as politically offensive to the NDP as killing little beetles on the sanctified side of a provincial park boundary. In fact, NDP leader Adrian Dix has managed only sabre rattling when it comes to the Trust. Rather than call for the Crown corporation to be dismantled, he has called for “a fix” and the details are few and far between. I suspect “premier” Dix will indulge in a little ideological shape shifting and use the Trust to finance whacky GHG schemes that could never fly unassisted. Green corporations will be popping out of the woodwork with shaggy dog projects similar to the Nature Conservancy of Canada’s 55,000-hectare Darkwoods project in the Kootenays, which recently received a healthy welfare cheque from PCT for simply letting its forests grow. I fear a 2013 government will behave very much like the 1990s version that was ravaged at the polls after a decade of incompetence. M
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I feel moderately safe, but I keep my eyes wide open. LARRY BROOKES, Victoria
I feel pretty safe, so long as everyone is paying attention. LINDSAY STRINGER, Victoria
I don’t feel safe at all. I’ve been nearly hit two or three times, so have friends.
CITY WATCHDOG
CHAD DAVID, Victoria
VicPD transparency is a one-way street ast week, VicPD Cst. David Bratzer found himself in the limelight after he was denied access to the recent proposal by the RCMP to take over Esquimalt’s policing services. That proposal was accepted by Esquimalt council, only to be overruled by the minister of justice. The constable justified his inquiry to local media, saying, “I feel this is an appropriate SIMON time to ask ourselves, ‘Was this a transparent NATTRASS process?’ And the answer, in my view, is ‘no.’” snattrass@ While Bratzer insists that he was acting as a mondaymag.com private citizen, one can’t help but think his employer — currently knee-deep in contract negotiations — would benefit from access to the competition’s apparently superior offer. (On Monday night, however, Esquimalt council bowed to pressure and voted in favour of releasing the proposals within 30 days.) Bratzer’s approach seems to be characteristic of the entire Victoria Police Department, which found itself in hot water with the B.C. Privacy Commissioner last week over its newfound habit of collecting thousands of license plate numbers from innocent civilians for no particular reason.
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The department is under investigation by the commissioner for its failure to address whether or not the program — which has vehicle-mounted cameras recording license plate numbers at random — complies with privacy law. Mirroring his department’s apparent commitment to transparency, Chief Jamie Graham brushed off concerns over the new program, assuring us that “If you haven’t done anything wrong and there’s no issues, what’s to be worried about?” This isn’t the first time VicPD has defended collecting reams of personal data. The department stood by the controversial BarWatch program while it was being investigated by the privacy commissioner for retaining personal data scanned from bar patrons’ I.D. Unfortunately, this desire for openness appears to be limited to everyone but VicPD itself. The department refused to provide local media with the same information requested by Cst. Bratzer, and a recent report on the issues behind Esquimalt’s decision to jump ship repeatedly cited flow of information as a primary concern. VicPD brass was also strangely silent on the topic of its current conflict with the privacy commissioner, despite Chief Graham’s previously vociferous support for its license recognition program. It would appear that, at least when it comes to the Victoria police force and its members, transparency is a one-way street. M
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FRINGE Madness ANYTHING GOES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING FUN LITTLE LADY hat could be more Fringe than a cockroach woman? Turns out, not much. Winning a reputation as the “fringiest” and “most daring” show in the Canadian circuit, Little Lady brings a wacky and dark metamorphosis to this year’s Victoria Fringe lineup. The show was created in three weeks as a self-portrait by Sandrine Lafond, former Cirque Du Soleil performer and Celine Dion dancer. Lafond turned the loss of a job last year into the ammo she needed to create her first play and take “herself” on tour to show the world. “All my life, I’ve worked with companies that have wanted something from me — the strong lines of my body, the way I move — but I’ve always thought people have not asked enough of me,” says Lafond. “Everyone has a side they don’t want to see, or are scared to show the public, but these are the most interesting sides to see.” Lafond used her peculiar flexibility to create a character that frames society’s modern obsession with image through a grotesque fable that juxtaposes her
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ag along on one woman’s journey to find the perfect penis in The Cockwhisperer — A Love Story. Comedic writer and actress Colette Kendall of Hamilton, Ont., stars in this trilogy of semi-autobiographical stories about lust and love. “I want people to walk away with what they get out of it,” says Kendall. “Definitely, there’s some embellishment, but the COCKWHISPERER main issues are all things I’ve Comedic dramatic dealt with in my life.” monologue The former stay-at-home Downtown Activity Centre mother of three with a bio-chemistry degree started doing stand(755 Pandora) • 60 minutes up at the behest of her boyfriend Thurs., Aug. 23 at 6:15pm just before her 40th birthday. Sat., Aug. 25 at 10pm She’s since been nominated for Sun., Aug. 26 at 8pm three Canadian Comedy Awards Mon., Aug. 27 at 9:30pm for best solo show, including one Sat., Sept 1 at 3:30pm for The Cockwhisperer. Sun., Sept. 2 at 5:30pm “It felt like I was three-yearsold playing in a sandbox again. I loved it,” says Kendall. She began taking improv classes at the Staircase Theatre (she’s now executive director) and did her first Fringe tour when her children were 10, 8 and 6-years-old. Now, the oldest is 18 and has even attended a performance. “It’s been interesting,” says Kendall. “We’re pretty liberal with all subject matter in my household and have always been open with the way we speak and the words we use ... I do talk about my first husband, which happens to be my children’s father. It’s not meant to be a play where there’s judgment cast. I explain a grey situation and I don’t come out looking great and he doesn’t come out looking great. But that’s life — it’s grey.” While the play covers awkward topics like losing virginity, spousal abuse and impotence, it’s still a comedy and Kendall’s track record proves this show should be full of zingers.
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of this play was set to go on the night of the big earthquake in Japan last year,” says Claire Tanaka, Ryuzanji’s translator and interpreter. “We didn’t know whether to put it on or not. Was it approprit may be a challenge to understand Japanese sub- ate? But we decided yes — the messages were truer culture, but that doesn’t mean Fringers will have than ever.” any trouble figuring out whether the players are The play combines the serious tone of life-andwinners or losers in the life-and-death game that is death with light-hearted jokes based around a Hanafuda Denki — A Tale of Playpopular card game in Japan. Yet ing Cards. the real story surrounds a funeral HANAFUDA DENKI The play, based on “a very home director, his daughter and Drama with music Japanese kind of Threepenny his dead staff. 75 minutes Opera,” was first written and “Of course, it’s impossible to All Ages Tickets $11/$9 staged in 1967 by avant-garde expect people will get all of the Metro Studio Theatre pioneer Shuji Terayama. Yet references ... but it does become (1411 Quadra) the 12-actor version coming easy to interpret what is going to Victoria Fringe, created by on,” says Tanaka. “We’ve heard Tue, Aug 28, 6:30pm Tokyo’s internationally acclaimed a lot of people see this show and Wed, Aug 29, 6:30pm Ryuzanji company, makes it modsay it has left them with a new Thu, Aug 30, 10:30pm ern with dramatic costumes, perspective on death. Some peoFri, Aug 31, 9:15pm elaborate makeup and ghostly ple have said they are not afraid Sat, Sep 1, 8:15pm illusions. of dying now.” Sun, Sep 2, 2:00pm “One of the first performances — Danielle Pope
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exquisite movement skills with the world of distortion and manipulation the character faces. “My dream is that people will come away from this performance entertained, but with questions — questions that challenge how we think about bodies and what we value,” she says. While Lafond is now in her 40s, she says the c character has taught her a lot about herself. With n funding to carry Little no L Lady to the stage, she was t thrilled to skitter on board t Fringe circuit, and will the h have performed the play 6 times by the time the 67 F Fringe concludes. Luckily, h time with Cirque Du her S Soleil and other compan trained her to be flexnies i ible enough to crunch into a fresh performance every t time.
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REDHEADED STEPCHILD obody knows what it’s like to be picked on more than a redheaded stepchild. And 12-year-old Nicholas knows the biggest boy in Grade 6 is going to beat him up tomorrow, yet his ex-Jehovah’s Witness golf-pro stepmom won’t let him stay home. Hopefully his worldly alter-ego Rufus Vermillion will know what to do. Find out how this young carrottop deals with the abuse in Redheaded Stepchild, a coming-ofage story by Toronto’s Nobody’s Business Theatre. The solo-comedic drama, written and performed by real-life ginger Johnny Walker, was inspired by a 2008 “Kick-A-Ginger Day”
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FEATURE SPECIAL > FICTION: EXCERPTS FROM A NOVEL
Angel With A Bullet PART 2 OF 4: LOCAL AUTHOR M.C. GRANT'S NEW NOVEL BEING RELEASED ON SEPT. 8 “So? You know how tough it is to mend fences once you’ve plowed them over? The police commissioner and the publisher are golfing buddies.” “The commish doesn’t advertise.” “So?” “So our publisher only gives a crap about the people who buy ads, and one of the reasons they buy ads is because they know I don’t play favorites.” “Is that so?” “Yeah.” “It’s got nothing to with the other reporters, editors and photogs, or the calls I make in the newsroom every day?” “OK,” I relent, sensing he’s feeling a touch sensitive. “You make me look good, but you know it’s me they’re dying to read.” “I don’t know any such thing.” “Flatterer.” “What?” “You know what I always say?” “Yeah, don’t hate you because you’re beautiful.” I laugh. “Give me the address. I can handle it.” His voice softens. “You really sure?” “I really am.” He gives me the address.
Monday’s Editor-in-Chief, under the pen name M.C. Grant, will be releasing his latest mystery novel across North America and the UK on Sept. 8. Through a special arrangement with his publisher, Midnight Ink, we are giving readers a special sneak peek at the opening chapters over four weeks. Grant will be signing Angel With A Bullet at a special book launch at Chapters on Douglas St., on Sat., Sept. 8 at 2 p.m.
CHAPTER 1 CONT'D My mother harrumphs. “Well, you don’t see me buying second-hand tits off the Internet, do you?” “Second hand—” “That’s what Marcy says. Pamela Anderson, the bouncy Playmate from Baywatch, auctioned her old implants, the extra-large ones, on eBay. Thelma bought them.” “I doubt that’s true,” I say. “That’s what Marcy says.” “Marcy’s your friend. It’s twisted, but she’s trying to be supportive.” “Unlike some people I could—” “Don’t start, mother. I’ve told you before I’m not getting in between you and Dad. It’s better that I stay out of the way until you decide what you’re going to do.” “You’ve always loved your father more.” “You know that’s not true.” “Do I?” She begins to sob. “Of course you do,” I say gently. “You’re just tired. It’s after midnight. You should be sleeping.” “How can I sleep when he’s—” “You don’t know what dad is doing, and letting your imagination get the better of you won’t help. Why don’t you hang up the phone and get some sleep?” “You just want rid of me.” “No, Mom. I want you to—” “Fine! I know when I’m not wanted.” The phone goes dead in my ear. And that’s why it’s wise to follow my own incredibly astute advice culled from years of life experience. I’ve worked horrible jobs, dated selfish men (and enough good ones to have hope there are still a few out there), and eaten dinner with annoying relatives whose photographic memories retain the most embarrassing moments of my tender thirty-six years. It’s this accumulated experience that confirms I don’t need to answer the phone to know there’s nothing like a guilt trip from your mother to make impossible the sleep of angels. I AM STILL TOSSING and turning when the phone rings again. Remember Dixie’s #1 Tip? I answer. “Apology accepted,” I say wearily. “Now can you let me sleep?” “Dix?” The voice has a wheezy, high-pitched squeak that could easily belong to a laughable cartoon pervert. It is that type of cruel observation, however, that if voiced aloud could make paying the rent difficult. And affordable rent in San Francisco is difficult enough even with a job. “Hmmm, depends,” I say with tongue lodged comfortably in my cheek. “You don’t sound like Ryan or Hugh or——” “This is why I hate calling you, Dix. I get a headache every damn time.”
“Hi, boss.” “Don’t get cute.” “Too late.” “You’re giving me a migraine.” “Ahh, but what have you given me lately?” “How about a job? I even pay you a wage. But that can all end, Dix. Should I get someone else to work on next week’s cover?” “Cover?” “I don’t like to repeat myself.” “Could you say that again?” “You want me to hang up?” “I’m all ears, boss.” “No, you’re all lip. You ever hear of Diego Chino?” All the moisture leaves my mouth. “The artist?” “Yeah, I guess that’s what you’d call him. I can’t get my head around that abstract stuff.” “I know him.” The memory of him leaping over my bed shimmers and fades. “He does nice work, but it’s been marketed to death. He signed a seven-figure deal with Ralph Lauren last year for a line of art-inspired sweaters and a new fragrance. I don’t recall if either has made it to market yet, but the success certainly changed him.” “He’s dead.” I wince. “Geesus, boss, don’t pull any punches.” “What are you talking about? It’s a story. I need you—” “I said I know, knew, argh!” I’m flustered, but my lips keep moving. “We were close. Kinda. We dated. Geesus!” A heavy sigh drifts over the phone line. “Oh!” he says. “Sorry, I’ll get—” “Don’t even think about it,” I snarl and suck in a deep, cleansing breath. “I want it.” “If you were close maybe it’s not—” “The operative word is were.” My game face is on and I’m back in control of my lips. “I haven’t talked to him in over a year. I want the story. He became a big deal in this town. His death will leave a mark.” The boss sighs again. “You sure? I just received the tip. The body’s fresh. No details, except it’s messy.” “Isn’t that sweet.” The sarcasm drips off my tongue like venom. “You hear messy and think of me.” Another heavy sigh that sounds more like a wheezy death rattle. “Forget it.” “Give me the address?” “No, this isn’t a good idea. You’ll go in guns blazing and piss off everybody.” “So?”
I HANG UP AND STARE into the fishbowl that rests on top of the dresser facing the bed. Bubbles, the world’s oldest goldfish, having survived now for 92 days, turns her back to me in a disturbing show of indifference. I hit speed dial on the speakerphone and pull on some clothes. Fortunately, I keep my natural copper hair in a frenetic, just-got-out-of-bed-and-couldn’t-give-a-damn cut so that when I get out of bed, I look like I don’t give a damn. “Dispatch.” “I need a ride, Mo.” “Dixie, baby, I’ve been thinking about you.” Mo’s guttural Bronx accent usually sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles, but tonight it’s more like he crunched up a few and gargled the broken shards. “You sound rough, Mo. The clean air getting to you?” “Doc says I need to give up the smokes.” “You should listen.” “The man puffs more than I do.” “Then listen to me. Give up the cigs.” “Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it before, but . . .” He hesitates, a sudden loss for words, which is unusual. “What aren’t you telling me?” I ask.
To discover just what Dixie's going to find when she investigates the death of one of San Francisco’s most influential artists — tune in next week for Part 3. From Angel with a Bullet: A Dixie Flynn Mystery by M. C. Grant. © 2012 by M. C. Grant. Used by permission from Midnight Ink Books, www.midnightinkbooks.com.
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LOCAL FRINGE PICK: BEAUTIFUL OBEDIENT WIFE et UVic grads Alexa Gilker (writer) and Sandi Bar- took a look at The Kharkiv Letters and decided to rett (director) weave you a dark and humorous tale rewrite it. “It was so angsty,� she says with a laugh. of human trafficking in Beautiful Obedient Wife, a Gilker was inspired to write the play after doing new work by The Chicken my Grandmother Gave Me research on human trafficking for non-profit orgaProductions premiering at the Victoria Fringe. nizations she’s involved with. What she discovered Beautiful Obedient Wife tells the story of Masha, about the mail-order bride phenomenon left an a young Ukrainian woman who unknowingly gets impression on her. caught in a net of the mail-order “Women often chose to put bride phenomenon. themselves in this situation,� BEAUTIFUL Masha’s wanna-be rockstar says Gilker. “But they often don’t boyfriend and her own povertyknow how they’re being marketOBEDIENT WIFE striken mother sign her up to be ed on the other end. But in this St. Andrew’s School Gym a mail-order bride without her situation, Masha doesn’t chose, (1002 Pandora) knowledge in hopes they can scam it’s chosen for her.� Thurs., Aug. 23 at 9:45pm money out of a possible suitor. Gilker wrote the play with the Sat., Aug. 25 at 4pm When the would-be Canadian idea in mind that Masha is a Sun, Aug. 26 at 8:30pm groom shows up in the Ukraine member of feminist Ukrainian Fri., Aug. 31 at 10:45pm looking to collect his bride, it forcprotest group FEMEN, that is Sat., Sept. 1 at 7;45pm es a hilarious fight for a woman well known for organizing topSun., Sept. 2 at 5:45pm who doesn’t want to be won. less protests against sex tourism, “When he shows up, all hell international marriage agencies breaks loose,� says Gilker, who and other issues facing women in wrote the first draft of this play in her third year at the Ukraine. “She’s fighting for her independence UVic. The drama, then called The Kharkiv Letters, was and I think that’s something that young people in included in the anthology Out on a Limb - Short Plays Canada can relate to,� says Gilker. by New Playwrights produced by Signature Editions. “I write for the reason of exploring certain issues The recent grad was recently accepted into grad and I find comedy is such a fascinating way to do school for playwrighting, but decided to defer for a it. People laugh and then they wonder why they’re year to test the waters at home. laughing.� “Everyone floods out of here immediately and Beautiful Obedient Wife stars Randi Edmundson there’s a gap to be filled,� says Gilker. “That’s why I as Masha, Erin Sterling as Masha’s mother Katya, applied for Fringe. At some point you have to do the Mik Byskov as Masha’s boyfriend Vlad, Kieran inevitable, you have to write something. There’s such Wilson as Canadian Mike Smith and Trevor Hinto a big learning curve to produce your own show as a as the ladies’ sleazy landlord Viktor. It also feawriter, but so glad I did it. It’s been so much fun.� tures live Ukrainian folk music by local four-piece When she found out she got into the Fringe, she Carousels. M
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to get out of the BYOV business was that I was tired and sad of seeing performers sink a bunch of money into putting a show in a rented venue outside the safety net of the festival,� says Munsil. “We want the performers to have a good experience and feel like they’re well supported and there’s only so much support we can offer when we’re not hands-on at the venue.� All three performers have brand new oneperson shows; Peters (Public Confessions of a Public Servant, Not Your Grandma’s Poetry) is bringing her spoken-word monologue Where’s My Flying Car?! (recently workshopped at Uno Fest). Experience character driven improv in The Life and Death of Dave Morris (2011 Pick of the Fringe with Photobooth) and get ready for judgment day (or just judgment) with the second installment of God is a Scottish Drag Queen: The Second Coming featuring a droll deity dressed in an ’80s floral power suit (and all new jokes). Each night of the festival will be a rotating double-header. Audience members can chose if they’d like to stay for one show ($11) or two ($20). Doors are at 6pm and shows are at 7pm and 9pm. The festival runs Fri., Aug. 24 until Sun., Sept. 2. Tickets are only sold at the door the day of and they are cash only. There are only 50 seats for each performance, so get there early. Delamont sold out this venue for the full 10 nights as a BYOV last year. Alone. For more information about the Victoria Singe Festival, visit singe.ca, or see their ad in the Fringe Festival program on Page 19. M
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he brilliant crew who gave us the n a throwaway moment at the stop-motion animated masterpiece end of the rousing actioner Ex- Coraline are back in business with pendables 2, the gang of well-aged ParaNorman, the touching and cleverly and heroic mercenaries is pre- gruesome tale of an 11-year-old misfit sented with a rusted rattletrap of who is a bullied outcast because of his a plane to replace the one they just lost. ability to talk to dead people. And given “That belongs in a museum,â€? complains that these ghosts are friendlier comone. “We all do,â€? repany than hostile plies the character schoolmates and played by Arnold suspicious adults, PERFECTLY Schwarzenegger, who can blame POTABLE and the joke plays poor Norman? The macho mercenaries of well on several levThis sad, Expendables spend most els. Welcome to one misunderstood of their downtime drinking of the most enterfellow lives in beer at a biker bar, and if taining cheesefests a town with a they had the choice I am of the summer, a dark past: it was sure they would happily sequel to the surprisonce a Puritan slurp Phillip’s Amnesiac ingly successful 2010 colony, and a Double IPA. At nearly 9 per flick about a crew of young “witchâ€? cent alcohol, this intenselymanly meatheads was once hanged hopped palate pummeler who undertake suiafter being falseis not to be taken lightly! cide missions while ly accused. That With notes of citrus and spraying deadly bulwas 300 years pine that overlay a core of lets and droll quips ago and the malty caramel sweetness, with equal effect. witch’s legendthis is one of the champs Sporting a couary curse begins of the local beer scene, ple of tons worth by transforming and deservedly has a cult of iconic, ’80s-era the judge and following. action stars like jury who senSylvester Stallone, tenced the young Bruce Willis, Dolph girl into a zombie Lundgren and Chuck Norris and a army. That is just the beginning of the sprinkling of slightly younger counter- witch’s wrath, and only Norman with parts such as Jason Statham and Jet his ability to talk to the dead can save Li, the stage is set for brutal military the town. ops executed with deadly precision. Finding a middle ground between In this outing, a sneering, sadistic vil- the Brothers Grimm and Tim Burton, lain (Jean-Claude Van Damme) has ParaNorman is a quirky entertainment enslaved an entire region of Eastern indeed. The art direction is the movEurope to help him dig out five tonnes ie’s greatest asset, beautifully drawn, of weapons-grade plutonium that was animated and coloured. But despite a buried in secret when the Soviet Union strong premise and a great protagocollapsed. But his real mistake was in nist, ParaNorman eventually runs out killing one of Stallone’s men, and you of steam, and then out of charm. Not just know that this sunglasses-sporting only does the plot not make a lot of badass is due to go down. Hard. sense — if the young girl wasn’t really a Although none of these actors was witch, how can she cast a terrible spell? ever a threat to Laurence Olivier or Paul — but the movie gets preachy indeed Newman, they have long-since passed as it touts the virtues of tolerance. Still, into the pop culture pantheon — cin- there’s quite a bit to like here. M ema survivors who have aged almost as badly as Keith Richards while acquir- EXPENDABLES 2 â˜…â˜…Â˝ ing a thin patina of gravitas over long Directed by Simon West careers spent needling adversaries with Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li one liners before blowing them away. R - 102 minutes • Continues at the Here they acquit themselves adequate- Odeon, SilverCity and Westshore ly in a movie that alternates between sometimes dazzling action sequences and moments of mind-boggling What The Hell?! as plot logic isn’t just sus- PARANORMAN â˜…â˜…Â˝ pended so much as blown to smith- Directed by Chris Butler, Sam Fell ereens. With a staggering body count Starring Casey Affleck and some sly self-referential humour, PG-13 • 93 minutes • Continues at this cartoon movie will delight its target the Capitol, Uni 4, & SilverCity audience. M
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ll Signs: Once CANCER JUNE 21in a blue moon JULY 22 we have what’s Although the Full Moon happening on this Friday will be mild Friday, August 31. Ergo: for everyone, in fact for a Blue Moon! Generally, your sign it will be a there are 12 Full Moons mildly accident-prone a year (one a month). situation. In fact, this However, occasionally, accident-prone quality 13 Full Moons occur in could build up starting the year, which means around Wednesday. This one month has two Full is good to know so you GEORGIA Moons. In this case, the can take precautions; second Full moon in the NICOLS most accidents are presame month is a Blue ventable. Tip: Don’t be Moon. (For the keeners, in a rush. Don’t act or there’s another definition that states say things in haste. Give yourself a Blue Moon is the third Full Moon lots of time to do everything and in a season of four Full Moons, but guard against distractions, especialhey, “Let’s not quibble, Sybil.”) To ly anger. You might have something recap: On August 1, we had a Full on your agenda that you want to Moon in Aquarius; and this Friday, convince others about. If so, be genwe’ll have a Full Moon in Pisces. I tly convincing. And finally, don’t predict this will be a gentler Full squat with your spurs on. Moon with a minimal amount of fallout. Pisces is a sensitive, shapeshifting sign. We’ll have wiggle LEO JULY 23-AUG 22 room to deal with things. (“Is this Financial matters might come to a a death threat?” “Just label it docu- head by Friday. Earlier this summents.) See what I mean? mer, you were spending money like it was going out of style. (But you had fun!) Now you’re surveying the ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 Every Full Moon triggers increas- battlefield and checking damages: ing emotional energy building up credit card balances, unpaid bills in all of us. However, this week, the and dwindling resources. Actually, Full Moon in Pisces will be a gen- this week could be a turning point. tler situation. (Whew!) At worst, It might be your rallying cry! Your you might experience conflict last bottle of expensive champagne with co-workers starting around – for awhile. Naturally, you’re not Wednesday. You might feel annoyed going to change. But even chamwith someone. (Grrr.) It will prob- pagne tastes on a beer wallet can ably be someone who has already still be fun for you because you annoyed you but this week they know how to have fun. In a few really get to you. You might identify weeks, it will be a great time to shop with Alice Roosevelt who once said, for wardrobe goodies. (Oops, did I “If you haven’t got anything good to just say that?) say about anybody, come sit by me.” This could be related to the fact that VIRGO AUG 23-SEPT 22 you have excellent ideas about how You will certainly feel the build-up to improve things at work (and to before Friday’s Full Moon because your health as well, incidentally), it’s directly opposite your sign. To and perhaps someone fails to see explain: Every Full Moon is an the genius of your ideas. Pity. opposition between the Sun and the Moon so “you” are part of this formula. (Sun in Virgo and Full Moon TAURUS APRIL 20-MAY 20 in Pisces – 180°.) This means that The Full Moon on Friday is inter- by midweek, you might feel tension esting because it provokes issues building up between you and partaround romance, sports, vacations ners or close friends. But let’s face it, and relating to your kids. You might you’re unusually forceful this week! become concerned about a social The good news is you are making a situation. Essentially, things that fabulous impression of others. The are usually fun, pleasure and play bad news is you might be coming will be slightly stressed by Friday’s on too strong, especially if you’re Full Moon. Do not be hasty with investigating something or trying to financial speculation. If you have improve or reform others. Hmmm, any doubts, don’t act. Mars opposite people don’t like that. Especially if your sign now means your patience what you say is true. with partners and close friends is wearing thin. (Read: Someone close to you is annoying!) But you won’t LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) lose your temper because you rarely Your ability to research anything do. Instead, focus on entertaining at this week is quite phenomenal. You home and redecorating. (And if you really do have the edge. Therefore, look like your passport photo, you if there’s something you need to learn more about or you’re seekneed a vacation.) ing a solution to a problem, dig in because you will likely find it! You have an unusually strong focus and GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20 Every month, there are four signs penetrating insight right now, plus that feel the Full Moon tension more an instinct for the jugular. Because than the other signs. Specifically, you are usually diplomatic, this these are the signs that are at 9 shouldn’t be a problem. However, o’clock/3 o’clock and 12 o’clock/6 your efforts could put you at odds o’clock. Well, the Full Moon on with someone, especially at work. Friday (which is a Blue Moon) is a Focus instead on your money-mak12 o’clock/6 o’clock situation for you. ing efforts because this looks highly This means it will likely set up ten- profitable. You are approaching a sion between the demands of home very successful time in your life. and family versus the demands of (“Yay me!”) your external life and your career. To put it another way, you can’t SCORPIO OCT 23-NOV 21 keep everyone happy! Since you Your increased popularity continhave a wonderful opportunity to ues: Everyone wants to see your make improvements at home and to face. Enjoy! You’ll be particularly your family relationships, I suggest powerful and effective talking to you keep your focus there. (There others, especially in group situaare only 24 hours a day and you are tions. You might also meet a powonly two people.) erful teacher or someone who makes a big impression on you. However, relations with children, as well as your relationship with a
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lover or romantic partner, could become conflicted midweek as tension builds up before Friday’s Full Moon. But hey, this is nothing you can’t handle. (Peanuts compared to the last full Moon on August 1.) Get physical outdoor exercise because Mars is in your sign now giving you vim, vigour and vitality! Mars also makes you sexy and frisky. (Hmmm.) SAGITTARIUS NOV 22-DEC 21 With the Sun high in your chart, people notice you more than usual, especially bosses and VIPs. But this week, the Sun is challenged by the Full Moon on Friday. This means you might feel pulled between what others want regarding your career and your public reputation versus what people at home want from you in terms of attention, support or attendance. But you can’t be two places at once, can you? Although you must respect the relations of everyone in your personal life, you can’t ignore your job and career right now. It’s too “public.” Furthermore, you’re making a great impression on others and it would be a shame to waste this. You’ve got the baton in your hand; run with it! CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19 When it comes to politics, religion or issues regarding publishing, the media and higher education, this week you’re deadly, Dudley. (And you’ll be just as convincing and powerful with legal or medical matters.) Enjoy this power of speech and expression because others will really listen to you now. However, be aware that this week is mildly accident-prone for you. This could be a physical accident or a verbal gaffe. Naturally, if you’re calm, collected and you think before you act or speak, it won’t happen. (A closed mouth gathers no feet.) Instead focus on ways to improve your job because gifts, goodies and assistance will come your way.
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SUN. AUG. 26 BIRDING IN UPLANDS PARK - Join VNHS Birder Goeffre Newell of the Friends of Uplands Park in a bird walk from Cattle Point through Uplands Park. 8am at Cattle Point (Oak Bay) by first boat launch. Free. 250-595-8084. SUNDAY AFTERNOON: 1862 - Join the Community Arts Council of Greater Victoria for an afternoon of songs, dances and games from Victoria’s past. Food vendors will be on site, or bring a picnic lunch. Noon-5pm at Centennial Square. Free. 250-475-7123. AFTERNOON CREAM TEA FUNDRAISER FOR INDIA - Enjoy an afternoon cream tea and life music at the Community House, with freshly baked scones, homemade jam and other treats. 1-4pm at Metchosin Community House (4430 Happy Valley). $12. embracingtheworld.org.
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FRI. AUG. 24 SCOTTISH CEILIDH DANCE- Learn jogs, reels and strathspeys as dancers lead you through easy Scottish country dances. 7;30pm at Dance Victoria Studios (2750 Quadra). By donation. viscds.ca. SINGE FESTIVAL- Where's My Flying Car?!, space-age spoken word monologue with Missie Peters (7pm) and The Life and Death of Dave Morris (9pm) at the Fort Cafe. $11/$20 double-header. Through Sept. 2.
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SUN. AUG. 26 THE O'BRIEN'S - Enjoy the unmistakable harmonies of a family band as the O'Brien's perform original songs along with some favourite covers. After open stage, 7:30pm at Norway House (111 Hillside). $5. Victoriafolkmusic.ca.
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