HOLIDAY 2012
THE GREATEST STOCKING EVER FILLED
Dear Santa, We would like a few special things in our stockings this year. We want a coffee table we can drink. We want a baby camel that spits a tiny swimming pool for our hard-workin’ hamsters. We want a moon map for strolling with our darlings in the cool earthlight. We want a fake ear that holds 100 quarters to blow Grandpa’s mind. We want to fall asleep in sweaters made out of lost baby socks. We, of course, want the socks to be lost, not the babies. If the babies are lost, we would like a metal detector to find all the robot babies. We want a before dinner mint that makes vegetables taste like crisp bacon. We want pre-melted crayons, framed for national random beauty day. We want fancy ice cream that makes us fatter than a manger full of promises. We want to blow sturdy bubbles to lift us back to the ones we love. Derrick C. Brown
HAND SANITIZERS Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
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Order in 6’s Size: 2 oz/59 ml
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“Serious Stuff” PEE-PEE POO-POO Item # QQ617
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Also great for grown-ups! WHAT THE HELL! Item # QQ618
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ANAL TRAVELER Item # QQ619
breath sprays
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UNDERSTAND MEN Item # QQ068
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Order in 12’s - Size: .25 fl. oz./7.5 ml
FEEL INCREDIBLY HIGH Item # QQ069
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LIP SHIT lip balm Lip Shit is the real deal. It may be the bestest, most delightful lip balm on the market.
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Deliciously unique flavor blends. Beeswax to moisturize and protect.
All natural. Super cute tin.
Order in 6’s Size: .3 oz/8.5g
new!
Lip Shit Display • Free when filled. • Holds 6 each of 6 designs. • 8.5”w x 5.5”d x 11.5”h. • Header included. • Item # BS483
ASIAN PEAR Item # QQ007
GRAPEFRUIT ROSEHIP Item # QQ006
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CUCUMBER MINT Item # QQ005
PEACH LAVENDER Item # QQ008
COCONUT BASIL Item # QQ003
RASPBERRY LEMONGRASS Item # QQ002
LEMONADE HIBISCUS Item # QQ001
VANILLA CARDAMOM Item # QQ004