Blue Q 2012 Holiday Supplement

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HOLIDAY 2012

THE GREATEST STOCKING EVER FILLED

Dear Santa, We would like a few special things in our stockings this year. We want a coffee table we can drink. We want a baby camel that spits a tiny swimming pool for our hard-workin’ hamsters. We want a moon map for strolling with our darlings in the cool earthlight. We want a fake ear that holds 100 quarters to blow Grandpa’s mind. We want to fall asleep in sweaters made out of lost baby socks. We, of course, want the socks to be lost, not the babies. If the babies are lost, we would like a metal detector to find all the robot babies. We want a before dinner mint that makes vegetables taste like crisp bacon. We want pre-melted crayons, framed for national random beauty day. We want fancy ice cream that makes us fatter than a manger full of promises. We want to blow sturdy bubbles to lift us back to the ones we love. Derrick C. Brown


HAND SANITIZERS Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.

Details

Order in 6’s Size: 2 oz/59 ml

Quite ly possib ’s ld r o the w pular, o most p riced well-p gift. e impuls

“Serious Stuff” PEE-PEE POO-POO Item # QQ617

actual size

Also great for grown-ups! WHAT THE HELL! Item # QQ618

If you’re not sanitizing, you’re getting infected.

Trust yourself. Trust Anal Traveler.

ANAL TRAVELER Item # QQ619


breath sprays

front

UNDERSTAND MEN Item # QQ068

Details

Order in 12’s - Size: .25 fl. oz./7.5 ml

FEEL INCREDIBLY HIGH Item # QQ069

back

front back


VERY BEST QUALITY

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LIP SHIT lip balm Lip Shit is the real deal. It may be the bestest, most delightful lip balm on the market.

new!

Details

Deliciously unique flavor blends. Beeswax to moisturize and protect.

All natural. Super cute tin.

Order in 6’s Size: .3 oz/8.5g

new!

Lip Shit Display • Free when filled. • Holds 6 each of 6 designs. • 8.5”w x 5.5”d x 11.5”h. • Header included. • Item # BS483

ASIAN PEAR Item # QQ007

GRAPEFRUIT ROSEHIP Item # QQ006

actual size

CUCUMBER MINT Item # QQ005

PEACH LAVENDER Item # QQ008

COCONUT BASIL Item # QQ003

RASPBERRY LEMONGRASS Item # QQ002

LEMONADE HIBISCUS Item # QQ001

VANILLA CARDAMOM Item # QQ004


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