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WINTER SKIN CARE TIPS:
BY: ANASA NATURALS
Dry, Chapped, Dull, Cracked, Ashy... Winter Skin, Oh My! Don’t let winter skin get you chapped! We’ve compiled a list of simple tips to help keep your skin healthy, soft and glowing all winter long. TURN DOWN THE HEAT: Harsh winter elements can be brutally drying to your skin, especially if you spend time outdoors on a daily basis. Yes, I know it’s tempting to spend long moments in a hot steamy shower on cold winter mornings; but you’re doing a disservice to your skin because hot showers actually
dry it out even more. Try keeping your showers warmer (as opposed to hotter) because hot water strips your skin of its natural oils called sebum, removing this happy protective barrier that is so important to the health of your skin! And remember shorter showers and lower temperatures also save water and power, which save you on your water and energy bill. Making Happier Skin and a Happier Pocketbook! DRINK WATER: While you might not feel overly thirsty during cold winter days, the truth is your skin needs water now more than ever. Drinking plenty of water keeps your skin supple, glowing and less prone to chapping. Ice cold water tends to have a negative impact on digestion, so try drinking water at room temperature or even a little warm. But most importantly, drink plenty of it - at least six to eight (8 ounce) glasses per day. The good news is that come spring time, you’ll be hard pressed to kick the habit! MOISTURIZE: Immediately after each shower or bath gently massage a skin loving natural Shea butter, Cocoa butter or natural cream into your skin to keep it
healthy, supple and to tone the underlying muscles. You’ll be thrilled with the results in just one week. Also, butters and creams infused with herbs like Hemp, Tea Tree and Mint, or soothing Lavender have many other emotional and physical rejuvenating properties. EXFOLIATE: Exfoliating the skin might not come to mind when it comes to protection...but if you want to keep your skin looking youthful and soft, it’s important to exfoliate away those dead skin cells. Commercially prepared exfoliating scrubs often contain harsh chemical ingredients like sodium lauryl sulphate, a foaming agent that can cause further dryness and mild skin inflammation. When shopping for a scrub look for gentle, non-abrasive and chemical free sugar scrubs. Sugar granules in comparison to salt crystals are smooth and nonabrasive, and sugar is alpha-hydroxy rich to give you glowing skin and perfect to use even after shaving, with no burn. Anasa Naturals, LLC Culinary Inspired Bath & Body Essentials 303.621.4169 Office 801.421.4169 Fax info@AnasaNaturals.com
CHEATER? WRITTEN BY: MARQUECE JONES
Over the course of time growing up and becoming a man I have realized a few things about my fellow sex and the opposite sex. Basically if you’re in your youthful years chances are you are EXTRA horny ALL the time. I don’t mean sometime…I mean to the point where you thought of getting a masturbation session in at work all the time! And it’s also likely that if you’re a male and in a relationship you have either actually cheated or thought of cheating. This brings me to the topic of why I’m writing this… Men cheat ladies… It happens. Not all of us, and those of us that do are not bad, and that bull shit saying “once a cheater always a cheater” is garbage. But I’m not here to bitch about how people should feel about a cheater, I just want to drop some knowledge on my theory of why men cheat. A while back (and I’m not sure who I heard this from but it made sense) I was told that men cheat with not the intention to hurt our woman, but because it’s a mechanism within our minds that make
us do so. Men were made to reproduce from the beginning of time. Fellas ask yourselves this… You ever see a woman walk by ugly or cute and you still eye her body? I know you do it. Hell you’ll even find ways to peek while being with your girl. It’s like guy code or something. Naturally without even realizing it your mind is telling you that YOU want to give her your seeds. Now if you act on it is on you or not but it’s the harsh reality we as men deal with… And damn is it hard! If you do act on it you get what you want and want her out of your sight ASAP unless you plan on cuddling. The typical guy wishes he probably just jacked off n got his nut out easy so he wouldn’t have to worry about sticking around with ol’ girl. Shit, maybe I’m giving up to much info for the female readers but I’m just kicking it to you real funky. My theory on it goes as follows… If you want to cheat, beat your meat. Simple and to the point, right? Now women… Man for the life of me I truly believe that yall weren’t meant to be understood let alone
fully understand yourselves. A woman will find any way to flip some shit on you. If she cheats it’s YOUR fault. Even if you didn’t do anything your still in the wrong for her actions! What kinda shit is that though?!? Anyway, women cheat… It’s no secret… Shit if you’re on Twitter you’ll see that they are nastier than men. Unlike men, women typically have a motive to cheat. That doesn’t mean its the case for all women, but they still do it. The comparison between men and women cheating is surly greater on the men side but don’t give up hope ladies. Never think that if a man cheats on you your vaginal activity is wack… Some men think ain’t no pussy like new pussy so that’s why they seek other sex partners. The solution to this is mix shit up and step outside the box that way you slim the odds on someone cheating on you, and that works for both sexes! Follow me on twitter! @Quantum_Preme
GROUPISM Written By: Jason Swaygo
Denver is tied for the 6th strongest sports market in the United States, yet from the opinion of many athletes, Denver ranks amongst the top 2 or 3 in groupie dedication, commitment and excellence. Denver hasn’t had a whiff of a championship in 12 years, but still the city’s groupies remain amongst the elite. Why? The answer is quite simple. Unlike New York, LA, Chicago, Baltimore-DC, seeing a celebrity of any kind is a very rare occurrence. Therefore Denver groupies latch on to its athletes like an infant is to its mother’s tit. With
a 3 to 1 female to male ratio, the astringent thirst is authentic and the competition amongst groupies far supersedes anything you’ll witness at any Bronco or Nugget training camp. Please don’t lump all groupies into the same category either, saying all groupies are the same is a form of bigotry in their eyes and make no mistake, they will march and occupy your stadiums for it. Nugget groupies tend to be craftier, higher class, and more superficial, for there are only 15 players on a NBA roster so their groupie value is naturally higher. Whereas Broncos have a 53 man roster and no guaranteed contracts, and being that football players are Neanderthals & heathens by nature…..their groupies tend to reflect as much. Avalanche & Rockies groupies are 98% white, move with extreme
stealth & precision and cannot be tracked without the proper weaponry. When was the last time you seen an Avs groupie in person? Enough said. Yes I know there are plenty of those who are groupies of all teams, but those are the same groupies we promoters have and who will negotiate their panty pie for a seat at the VIP table, they don’t count. With all this being said, let us all be grateful the NBA lockout culminated when it did. Imagine the disaster that would have ensued when Denver Nugget groupies realized the uncertainty of an NBA season was just too much and decided to seek refuge at The Landmark, where the Broncos reside. A line in the sand would have been drawn, rent money would have been spent on Red Bottoms, and children would have been left on grandma’s doorstep. We all saw what happened with Israel and the Palestinians right? Let us give thanks.
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internationally. She’s a party hostess, compensated to show up, wear fierce shoes, and propel her character into even more ambiguity. Wiz
hold name that means many things Khalifa, who she says is her soul to many different people. To some, mate, has paraded her on stage at she’s the arm candy of hip-hop’s most notorious and creative asshole, Kanye West—West notably fashioned model Selita Ebanks as a rare and exotic bird with awkward movements and hoe tendencies as a throw to Rose in his video for “Runaway”—and the current boo thang of skinny jeans bandit and rapping phenom, Wiz Khalifa.
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other reason for Amber to open her of her partying gigs, Amber Rose mouth. You know what we mean. is a hostess on Master of the Mix
mystery (she famously doesn’t
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say it, and she recycles ugly discus-
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“Fame” is making the rounds, she just told Kanye to basically fuck off, and there’s no telling what else the beauty has in store. No matter what, we know you’ll be watching.
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SUPERDOPE MORE THAN A MOVEMENT Written By: Ru Johnson
They form like the perfect fist. Five pillars of strength, stamina, determination and fierce creativity. The camaraderie oozes from each of them as they crowd around the entrance into my building dressed entirely in black. “It’s a coincidence,” Bigg Mike Smooth says, his eyes laughing and illuminating the tats on his face. Coincidence? Don’t believe it for a second. These guys are calculated, adept, and making Usain Bolt speed moves in their perspective areas. There’s Davey, the quiet, charming, beat-making thoughtful Libra, Bigg Jeff, the Gemini with
the gentle smile, protective nature and ill rhymes, A.Fox, the rapper/ singer and easily the most mysterious one, Graffiti, the designer, the thinker, the level headed Aries whose ambition can’t be matched, and finally, Bigg Mike Smooth. Simply put, Mike is the boss, the face, and the personality of the crew. The short trip to the elevator is full of jokes and easy going energy between them. Mobbing down the hallway, they look like a motley crew of rappers, business men and more importantly, friends. They bumble into my apartment with a
hood elegance and grace. Perched in various locations in my living room, the conversation seems to take on a tone of its own. Graffiti opens up first with the history of the “dope movement.” “It’s weird because we’ve all known of each other for years. I’ve been down with D. Boy for sometime now, me and Fox’s family are damn near the same people and we didn’t even know that. Me and Mike, of course have been friends and I’m just getting to know Jeff really, but the chemistry is already there. The team just clicks perfectly. We all want this, whatever “it” is and we’re bringing our talents together to get it.” Interestingly enough, Graffiti’s Dope Designz brand was launching around the same time Davey
Boy was finalizing his ASCAP publishing license under “Super Dope Music.” The two came together in a melding of minds to create the Superdope brand and the history commenced to being written. “It was great minds coming together. Graffiti and I came up with the same idea around the same time. I was using “Super Dope Music” as my publishing and he was pushing the dope graphics brand. Mike really embraced it and came up with the idea of pushing it as a movement. Mike is really able to look at a situation and see it as being bigger than what it is now. He saw it as something as more than ASCAP publishing and something that will take over the world,” D. Boy elaborates. Almost a self-fulfilling prophesy, calling the brand “superdope,” makes it so before a product is even released. An idea that Davey says is
organic for a reason, “You know an apple tree because it grows apples. You don’t have to wonder if that apple tree is going to grow apples because that’s what it’s meant to do. Grow apples.” With this kind of affirmation, the crew has a responsibility to creative a cohesive chemistry with the art they produce and the way it’s introduced to the masses. This is where Bigg Mike Smooth comes in. He’s an innovator, a motivator and pushes the Super Dope crew beyond measure. How does one contain the masses, though? Mike says it’s less about control and more persuasion, if you will. “I kind of feel like, I don’t necessarily want to contain people. I just want them to listen to what I say. I understand that if I’m in a dirt field and I grab a handful of corn and throw it out some of it is going to
grow and some of it is not. There are some seeds that I water on purpose.” This kind of sentiment is what builds trust amongst the Superdope crew. Jeff, a rapper, quiet beat maker and lyrical gangsta says when he banded together with the other four guys, his belief in his own art soared. “I’m still trying to figure out what kind of artist I want to be. It’s hard for me to jump into this situation not really knowing what kind of artist I want to be. I’m protective as hell over these four people though because I feel like I’ve bonded with them and I can relate to them. We all come from similar situations of hardships. This is the first group of people I’ve been around that I feel like I can trust. It’s the first people who I feel like believe in me and that they give a damn about me.”
“Like a bunch of spirits coming together as one�
Taking this real life approach and applying it to his style of music, Jeff ’s music is authentic and descriptive. He uses his words not only to incite the masses but to paint a better picture for his own life, “I’m talking about life in general. I’ve gone out and done all that crazy shit but I’m working on making my life better. Right now being Superdope is all about progression in life.” For Fox, the “songer/singwriter,” as he says, being dope is about fulfilling your mission from God. In whatever capacity you believe that, this young man is most definitely on the path to elevate his own dopeness. Fox employs the motivation of his past hardships to propel him forward. “Right now I feel like I was born dope because I could have been a crack baby. Even though I know I’m dope it’s hard to be confident in myself all the time. I know I’m dope but I didn’t want to stop at dope. That’s what makes me superdope. My mom smoked crack and I was around it, it was right in front of me. I faced it and I grew from it and I know it made me who I am today.” He continues, saying these are the intimate parts of his life listeners aren’t privy to, “That’s the music people haven’t heard yet. It was me and my mother and her addiction all I could do was go to school and listen to music. I was a very shy kid but I sang in the choir growing up. My aunt forced me. I was in the choir for years. I learned a lot but when I was alone I would listen and study music.”
Fox and D. Boy are like the Ginuwine and Timbaland of the crew. The collaboration album I Am SUPERDOPE will be released on Valentines Day and is really the culmination of the entire crew’s hard work and loyalty to each other. A loyalty, Jeff maintains, is built from respect and admiration for each other’s talents. “The way I started messing with D. Boy was cause Fox came to my house and we made a beat and I’m thinking it was gonna be dope and Fox takes it to D. Boy and he remakes it and I thought, oh man, I don’t wanna make beats anymore,” Jeff says with a laugh. It’s this serendipitous approach to the movement that ensures the success of each leg of the brand. Graffiti says that as a crew, once the talents are engaged at full degree, there’s no stopping the force. “I look at Superdope like a bunch of spirits coming together as one. If it really was a person, it would be the super dopest human ever. If you take Jeff ’s real life lyrical abilities stage presence and skills as a rapper and D. Boy with his musical ability and genius production and Fox with his punch lines and the actual vocals, you’ve got the best artist ever.” Combine all of that talent with Graffiti’s visuals and marketing, Mike’s leadership skills and the entire brand’s unmatched motivation and you’ve got a pretty amazing monster. It’s Mike and Graffiti’s job to not only maintain interest, but lead the fray. Knowing that people will fol-
low what you say is a huge responsibility but one Graffiti and Mike say they are more than built for. “I can get people to do what I’m doing just because I’m doing it and it’s always been that way. Even if I didn’t understand it, or it wasn’t positive, people would follow what I do. Why not make “Superdope” mean something positive? I want to use my voice and my intelligence to bring people into something incredible. Cult sounds crazy but that’s what is. People are going to be dedicated to this movement. It’s going to grow far and beyond who we are. With the magazine, radio show, promotional projects, it already has grown beyond us,” Graffiti says. Mike continues with, “Since day one I’ve had people listen to what I say, no matter what it is. I could probably tweet right now that I’m going to go punch a hole in the wall at King Soopers and there would be a bunch of people who feel like they need to do the same thing. It’s about using our power and influence for good and in this case, it’s music, production, graphics, visuals and marketing.” Whether people are born dope or dope people are made is still up for discussion, but if you’re looking for a perfect example, Bigg Mike Smooth, Graffiti, Davey Boy, Bigg Jeff, A. Fox are surely the prototype. The Valentines Day mixtape release is soon approaching, Your Favorite Show is in solid rotation on NFN radio and new projects are emerging left and right. A recipe of motivation, ambition, loyalty and a sincere fearlessness has these young phenoms on the rise.
form of buck-wild coitus, medium ranked coitus, sub par coitus, fellatio, or even a firm handshake below the waist would suffice as an excellent Valentine’s gift for a man. Don’t bother purchasing any deserts if he can’t dine on your bare flesh. Leave that sexy lingerie at Victory Secret if you’re not planning on twirling it around your head like David’s sling some time throughout the night. It’s an unpleasant truth, but if you’ve ever gotten a FILA headband for Christmas, multiply that level of disappointment by thirty.
Bad Ideals “Heart In the Paint” Written By: David Reed (Takes a deep breath) February is the only month that has such a strong suggestive undertone of love, and the entire western world partakes in it. You turn on the TV, surf the channels roulette style and find Valentine’s Dayrelated episodes of any show. You go to the grocery store and notice the shelves are overflowing with Valentine’s Day candy. In reality, the V-Day Snickers tastes just like the Easter snickers, the Christmas Snickers, the 4th of July Snickers, the Thanksgiving Snickers, the Halloween Snickers, the Groundhog Day Snickers, and the Chinese New Years Snickers! It’s all the same Snickers, except for the Kwanza Double Chocolate Snickers. It was as racist as it was scrumptious. (Pause.) Regardless of the fact that you can buy roses and miscellaneous assorted chocolates all year long, but we wait until February engage in excessive spending because we believe in the spirit Valentine Jig. In return, we hope to reap the fruits of our labor. Isn’t that why we shake our dreads, bust our guns, and go so Waka Flocka hard in the paint for Valentine’s Day? Whether it’s for the main bitch or the mistress, we envision that all the work we’ve put in will result the drawls yelling “Geronimo” while cliff diving from the young womanly buttocks. The hope of applying the ceremonial tribal war paint and sacrificing the panty-drawls to the Valentine’s Day gods under a howling moon is why I’ve been standing in the candy aisle for the past twenty minutes. (Deep sigh)
Women; however, are the epitome of the “pop-quiz I didn’t study for” when it comes Valentine purchases, regardless of the fact she’s been dropping subtle hints for the past 364 days. You’re still going to botch this task because men get women what they think they’ll like. I’ll put you on game; the answer is in the woman’s lack of self-satisfaction. What does that mean? Well, what does your woman complain or obsess about the most? Does she complain about her weight? This is the perfect opportunity to get her fashionable gym outfit this year. Not only is she going to appreciate the gift, but also it shows that you pay attention to the things she cares about. Isn’t that what every woman wants? Does she complain about her looks? Pay that extra bread to get her hair and makeup done. Does she carry all her belongings in her arms cradled like a refugee from destination to destination? Get her a purse. We make it so much more complicated than it has to be. February 14h isn’t strictly all about love. For some women, Valentine’s Day is also “Side Chick Revelation Day.” The epiphany of every woman collectively surfaces as she gains a greater understanding of where she stands with her lover. It’s a cold and harsh reality that many are oblivious to. You’ve got to pay attention to the subtle yet crucial signs. Did your boyfriend get your ratchet ass a Boost Mobile phone for Valentine’s Day because you kept going over your minutes (the one without the camera)? Did he get you a voucher for a free car wars for that 1992 Honda Civic for Valentine’s Day? Was that voucher a result of ten previously purchased carwashes? Did you get a VIP wristband for Valentine’s Day? Maybe, I should rephrase it. Is today the day after Valentine’s Day and you’re still wearing your VIP wristband from the night before? Did your boyfriend take you to the Red Lobster for Valentine’s Day? No? Did they offer cheddar biscuits at whatever Non Red Lobster restaurant you two attended? Did he mysteriously get food poisoning around 7pm and have to evacuate the aforementioned seafood establishment? Did you not hear from him until later the next day? I rest my case. Happy Side-Chick Revelation Day!
Written By: Ryan Hood Not much consideration goes into what it take to get music to the masses. For most of us, listening to a song, an album or a playlist is usually available at the push of a button. But where does it all start? Of course from the creative minds of artist themselves but, perhaps just as important, are the places that their music is made, the studio. A studio is one of the few places that a artist has to focus directly on the music that they’re making, right down to every note. But with the ever expanding world of music, studios are popping up all over the world to accommodate. Denver is no exception. With the fast rise of the music scene in Denver, comes the ever present pressure on an artist to find that perfect studio that will produce that perfect sound. So the question lies, “where does one go?”, smart money here in Denver, would be on KMG Studios. KMG (short for Kimble Music Group) is a new upstart studio with the technology and business savvy to rival any studio around. The highly educated and professional staff lead by founder and CEO, Greg Kimble has a relentless, no quit attitude and schedule that could make anyone feel like they are just plain lazy. Perhaps most surprising however, is their attitude towards the artist and music that separates them from the pack and assures that KMG is going to be Denver’s premier spot for artists for years come. KMG broke ground in Denver in December of 2010 and has maintained a business policy that is unheard of its field. “At KMG, we’re not looking for clients we’re looking for family”, Kimble describes. Greg feels that what separates KMG from all the other studios, is the passion that he and his entire team have for all things music and their ability to help the artist not just record their sound, but perfect it. From mixing, performing, mastering and recording KMG has an atmosphere of artists for, and with, other artists. Kimble
explains, “We give you a team of people who can write, sing a hook, make crazy edits, and whatever else you need, and we do it without getting in your way, or stepping on your toes.” KMG is always willing to go to the extra mile to work with their artists to give them the sound they want with a professional and creative atmosphere. Greg stresses that even though these tools are at the fingertips of the artist, it is up to them to take advantage. He continues, “even if all you want to do is come in, have us back off, and record a song, we’re still doing to do it better than anybody... and for less money.” Greg’s philosophy on music drives the business that he runs. Although he feels education is important (and he received his with the most amount of certificates possible) he feels that too many people get caught up in the world of ratios, numbers and frequencies that they start mixing music with their eyes instead of their ears. KMG’s required fifteen hour days with no days off schedule, ensures that the philosophy at KMG is, “if it sounds good, then it is good.” KMG may be an upstart company but their cliental in the local music scene and beyond rivals anyone in Denver. From Shady Records’ very own,Yelawolf to Jamie Foxx and more, everyone seems to be knocking on the KMG door to get involved. After earning a degree at the prestigious conservatory of recording arts and sciences in Arizona, Kimble made the decision to move to Colorado. After battling credit issues and even homelessness Kimble finally got into a 500 square-foot facility to start running his studio. Finding a facility however, was just step one. Step two was to build a team that shared the same passion for the recording arts. First came Ryan Frederick, the head engineer at KMG. A music recording and technology graduate from Michigan, Ryan met Greg at a karaoke competition. After a mutual respect based off of vocal talent between
the two was formed, Ryan and Greg, started laying the ground work which lead to over twenty-hour days of building and developing the sound at KMG. Next, Cayla Fitzgerald, KMG office manager and lovely girlfriend of Greg Kimble. Greg describes Cayla as the “glue that holds everything together” and its clear that her business skills and organization has solidified everything that KMG is attempting to accomplish in the coming years. And finally comes the wide-eyed intern, Mr. Darnell Fuller who is a electrical engineering major at Metro State University. Darnell has described that working with Greg and KMG has a “big time feel” and is very excited to watch KMG grow to be the top studio in Denver and soon, the world. It would appear that the final step for KMG world domination, is a layout of the future. With such an impressive tenure you’d think it’d be enough for the staff at KMG to coast on their accomplishments but for this young ambitious group of artists turned entrepreneurs, they are just getting started. Expansion projects to their studio have already begun to take shape with the addition of more recording space and a lounge. Also in production, a new website and Greg’s ambitions even aspire to one day bring education to the less fortunate through music and audio engineering. But above all else, KMG’s goal is to continue create a brand new environment in the music industry, to not let the artist’s pocket book dictate their creativity and to bring great quality, great customer service back to an affordable price and change the lives of the artists that dream of so much. Kimble Music Group will no doubt, soon be on the tongue of every creative mind in the music industry and the only question is, who will join them in their quest to change the world? KMG Studios (480) 332-9690 Arapahoe & I25, Greenwood Village, CO
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Dear Kevin Kain, I just found out my GIRL is a PROSTITUTE!! I only see my girl/baby’s mother when I come home from college on break. A few weeks ago I noticed she had 2 cell phones. I asked her what the other phone was for & she said it belonged to her brother. I called my phone from the mysterious cell phone & saved the number. Today I GOOGLED the number and found Links to BACKPAGE.com & other PROSTITUTION related websites where my girl has been offering to sleep with men for money. What do I do?
Dear Mr. Your Bitch is EVERYBODY’S Bitch, The fuck you mean, “What do I Do”? The 1st thing you need to do is find out “WHO’S THE PAPPY” of that kid you’re claiming. (Brace yourself brotha...) Next thing you need to know is “WHO’S PIMP’N YO BITCH?” If she says “NOBODY”, be nice, hand her $10 & say, “There’s more where that came from!” GET CHOSEN FOOL!!! Her life aint WIN’n with out this PIMP’n! She needs guidance! You’re a STUDENT! Not only will this be great Business Experience, but you can buy a whole lot of Top Ramen on a PUSSY PROFIT! Yeah, I SAID IT! Wipe those tears & COWBOY THE FUCK UP! My homeboy, “Mr. Hood”, would refer to your current situation as “AN OPPORTUNITY!” Besides, not all PROSTITUTES are bad people! Sure, a HOOKER’S MORALS & SELF WORTH might Bathe in Caterpillar Shit... & exclud-
ing PIMPS, TRICKS & DUMMIES, her relationships with men are completely DOOMED ... That still doesn’t make her any less of a human being! I know plenty of very nice HOES! I’ve never been a CUSTOMER but.......... Ok, I’m lying! (so like, what had happened was, I was in Vegas when I was 21 & she was Asian & she said it was her 1st time doing anything like this & she gave me a discount cause I was cute & shit & she was nice & she wanted to come home with me & meet my momma! ) She GAMED the FUCK OUTTA ME! But that was her job! She was a Vegas Escort & SHE WAS GREAT... What you got, my nigga, is a DENVER HOOKER! Selling pussy for $120 regular price with an EARLY BIRD QUICKY for a 20sack & cab fair! Unfortunately, any chance you had at a normal relationship with this woman ended when your NOSEY ASS started SNOOPING AROUND in her phones! Cut that gay shit out! Sounds like there
were already plenty of trust issues! A Man’s INSECURITIES will TURN a WOMAN OFF faster than a PAP SMEAR! The fact that she’s hookin means she doesn’t care about her body or her relationship nearly as much as she cares about MAKING MONEY! That’s a fight you cannot win brotha! Add that with your upcoming DNA TEST, AIDS TEST, & COLLEGE EXAMS & you got a lot pop’n... You might wanna ask MAURY for some help too... Your shit is fucked homie!
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THE DREAM
Written by: Jai Harris We create our own destiny, working relentlessly despite the controversy We will manifest our dreams into reality by any means necessary Winning is primary and we certainly owe it to our ancestry Cause if we fail to pay respect where respect is due We don’t deserve to gain success because we haven’t paid our dues Its true, we have the choose- win or loose BUT loosing was never an option We must be grateful for the footsteps that we’ve been blessed to walk in So often we’ve been bamboozled into believing that our origins evolved from slavery when on the contrary the enslavers worked strategically to choose a culture sophisticated enough to cultivate their society. This Great American Machine equipped with its own dream A dream that enslaves us, a dream that creates us, this dream separates us A dream that seems to even chase us, feels like we are running in place and this a is a dream we can’t escape from This dream wont let us sleep cause another dreamer is always ready to replace us It feels like the dream hates us, cause the dream will blow us up, but it will also deflate us, like it doesn’t appreciate us But we wont let the dream break us; we only allow the dream to make us..... Stronger We let it build our endurance so that we can dream longer And despite the obstacles, we keep the dream alive But this dream is not for the weak, only the strong will survive. ©jaiharris