Sports this week

Sunday, April 7

6:00 a.m.

ESPN2 College

Basketball State Farm College

Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championships (2:00)

8:00 a.m. CNBC UCI WorldTour Cycling UCI WorldTour Cycling. Paris - Roubaix (Live) (3:00)

ESPN2 PPA Tour Pickleball

North Carolina Cup From From Cary, N.C.-- (2:00)

9:30 a.m. (11) KARE Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Liverpool From From Old Trafford in Trafford, Greater Manchester, England.-- (Live) (2:00)

10:00 a.m. ESPN2 College Softball Georgia at Tennessee From From Sherri Parker Lee Stadium in Knoxville, Tenn.-- (Live) (2:00)

11:00 a.m. CNBC Marathon Paris (3:00)

ESPN United Football League Birmingham Stallions at Michigan Panthers From From Ford Field in Detroit.-- (Live) (3:00)

11:30 a.m. (11) KARE Premier League Soccer Sheffield United vs. Chelsea From From Bramall Lane in Sheffield, England, United Kingdom.-- (Live) (2:00)

Noon (7) KCCO Boys High School Basketball Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championships (1:00) (23) WUCW LIV Golf League LIV Golf League. Miami, Day 3 (Live) (5:00)

ESPN2 College Softball LSU at Florida From From Katie Seashole Pressly Stadium in Gainesville, Fla.-- (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Final Round From From TPC San Antonio in San Antonio.-- (Live) (1:30)

TNT NHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres at Detroit Red Wings From From Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Mich.-- (Live) (3:00)

12:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Sporting Kansas City From From Children’s Mercy Park in Kansas City, Kan.-- (Live) (2:30)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Cleveland Guardians at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(Live) (3:00)

1:30 p.m. (11) KARE PGA Tour

Golf Valero Texas Open, Final Round From From TPC San Antonio in San Antonio.-- (Live) (3:30)

GOLF PGA Korn Ferry Tour Golf Club Car Championship, Final Round From From Landings Club -- Deer Creek Golf Club in Savannah, Ga.-- (Live) (3:30)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Championship: Teams TBA From From Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse in Cleveland.-- (Live) (2:30)

3:00 p.m. (7) KCCO College

Basketball HBCU All-Star Game

From From Grand Canyon University Arena in Phoenix.-(Live) (2:00)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR United Football League Houston

Roughnecks at D.C. Defenders

From From Audi Field in Washington, D.C.-- (Live) (3:00)

4:00 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (1:00)

5:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

T-Mobile Match Play, Final 1-2

From From Shadow Creek in Las Vegas.-- (3:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Baseball

Houston Astros at Texas Rangers

From From Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas.-- (Live) (3:00)

9:00 p.m. ESPN NHL Hockey

Dallas Stars at Colorado Avalanche From From Ball Arena in Denver.-- (Live) (2:30)

BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Lakers From From Crypto. com Arena in Los Angeles.-- (Live) (2:30)

11:30 p.m. ESPN2 College

Basketball State Farm College

Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championships (2:00)

Monday, April 8

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Lakers From From Crypto. com Arena in Los Angeles.-- (2:00)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey

Minnesota Wild at Chicago Blackhawks From From the United Center in Chicago.-- (2:00)

10:00 a.m. GOLF 2024 Augusta

National Women’s Amateur Final Round From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (3:00)

Noon BSNOR NASCAR Race Rewind 2023 AutoTrader

EchoPark Automotive 400 From From Sept. 24, 2023 from Texas Motor Speedway.-- (1:00)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Cleveland Guardians at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(2:00)

2:00 p.m. USA Premier League

Soccer Tottenham Hotspur vs. Nottingham Forest From From Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in London.-- (Live) (2:00)

3:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Lakers From From Crypto. com Arena in Los Angeles.-- (2:00)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(Live) (3:00)

8:00 p.m. TBS TNT TRUTV 2024

NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Championship: Teams TBA From From State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.-- (Live) (2:30)

Tuesday, April 9

6:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(2:00)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Lakers From From Crypto. com Arena in Los Angeles.-- (2:00)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(2:00)

2:00 p.m. (7) KCCO UEFA Champions League Soccer UEFA Soccer. Arsenal vs. Bayern Munich From Quarterfinal, 1st Leg.-- (Live) (2:00)

3:00 p.m. TBS SheBelieves Cup

Third-Place Game: Teams TBA

From From Lower.com Field in Columbus, Ohio.-- (Live) (2:00)

4:00 p.m. (23) WUCW Minor

League Baseball Iowa Cubs at St. Paul Saints From From CHS Field in Saint Paul, Minn.-- (Live) (3:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NHL Hockey

Washington Capitals at Detroit

Red Wings From From Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Mich.-(Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 College Baseball Florida at Florida State From From Henley Field in Lakeland, Fla.-- (Live) (3:00)

TBS SheBelieves Cup Final:

Teams TBA From From Lower.com Field in Columbus, Ohio.-- (Live) (2:00)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(Live) (3:00)

TNT TRUTV NBA Basketball

Boston Celtics at Milwaukee

Bucks From From Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee.-- (Live) (2:30)

8:30 p.m. ESPN NHL Hockey

Minnesota Wild at Colorado Avalanche From From Ball Arena in Denver.-- (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. TBS MLB Baseball

Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres From From PETCO Park in San Diego.-- (Live) (3:00)

TNT TRUTV NBA Basketball

Golden State Warriors at Los Angeles Lakers From From Crypto. com Arena in Los Angeles.-- (Live) (2:30)

Wednesday, April 10

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Washington Wizards at Minnesota Timberwolves From From the Target Center in Minneapolis.-(2:00)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(2:00)

Noon BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (Live) (3:00)

2:00 p.m. (7) KCCO UEFA

Champions League Soccer UEFA Soccer. Paris Saint-Germain vs. Barcelona From Quarterfinal, 1st Leg.-- (Live) (2:00)

ESPN 2024 Masters

Tournament Par 3 Contest From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (Live) (2:00)

5:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker

Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 2 (1:00)

6:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker

Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 3 (1:00)

6:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball

Dallas Mavericks at Miami Heat

From From Kaseya Center in Miami.-- (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 NBA Basketball NBA Unplugged with Kevin Hart: Dallas Mavericks at Miami Heat From From Kaseya Center in Miami.-- (Live) (4:30)

TRUTV NCAA Tournament Encore (2:00)

7:30 p.m. TNT NHL Hockey Vegas

Golden Knights at Edmonton Oilers From From Rogers Place in Edmonton, Alberta.-- (Live) (3:00)

8:30 p.m. TRUTV NCAA Tournament Encore (2:00)

9:00 p.m. ESPN BSNOR NBA Basketball Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets

From From Ball Arena in Denver.-(Live) (2:30)

Thursday, April 11

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets From From Ball Arena in Denver.-- (2:00)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-(2:00)

Noon BSNOR MLB Baseball

Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers

From From Comerica Park in Detroit.-- (Live) (3:00)

2:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 Masters

Tournament First Round From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (Live) (4:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey

NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA From From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.-(Live) (2:30)

5:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker

Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 3 (1:00)

6:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball

New York Knicks at Boston Celtics

From From TD Garden in Boston.-(Live) (2:30)

TRUTV NBA Basketball BetCast:

New York Knicks at Boston Celtics (Live) (2:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 Masters Tournament First Round From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (3:00)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers From From Comerica Park in Detroit.-- (3:00)

7:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey

NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA From From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.-- (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball

New Orleans Pelicans at Sacramento Kings From From Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, Calif.-- (Live) (2:30)

TRUTV NBA Basketball BetCast: New Orleans Pelicans at Sacramento Kings (Live) (2:30)

Friday, April 12

6:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers

From From Comerica Park in Detroit.-- (2:00)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets From From Ball Arena in Denver.-- (2:00)

2:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 Masters

Tournament Second Round From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (Live) (4:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Softball

Duke at Clemson From From McWhorter Stadium in Clemson, S.C.-- (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 Masters

Tournament Second Round From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (3:00)

BSNOR NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Minnesota

Timberwolves From From the Target Center in Minneapolis.-(Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m.

ESPN2 Professional Fighters League (Live) (3:00)

Saturday, April 13

6:30 a.m. USA Premier League

Soccer Newcastle United vs. Tottenham Hotspur (Live) (2:00)

9:00 a.m. USA Premier League

Soccer Nottingham Forest vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers (Live) (2:00)

10:00 a.m.

ESPN2 Surfing WSL: Meo Rip Cur Pro Portugal (1:00)

11:30 a.m. (5) KSTP NHL Hockey

New York Islanders at New York

Rangers From From Madison Square Garden in New York.-(Live) (2:30)

(11) KARE Premier League

Soccer AFC Bournemouth vs. Manchester United (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Softball Texas

A&M at Alabama From From Rhoads Stadium in Tuscaloosa, Ala.-- (Live) (2:00)

Noon ESPN United Football League D.C. Defenders at Arlington Renegades From From Choctaw Stadium in Arlington, Texas.-- (Live) (3:00)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers From From Comerica Park in Detroit.-- (Live) (3:00)

1:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Softball Baylor at Texas From From Red & Charline McCombs Field in Austin, Texas.-- (Live) (2:00)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NHL Hockey

Seattle Kraken at Dallas Stars From From American Airlines Center in Dallas.-- (Live) (3:00) (7) KCCO 2024 Masters Tournament Third Round From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.-- (Live) (4:00) (23) WUCW Minor League Baseball Iowa Cubs at St. Paul Saints From From CHS Field in Saint Paul, Minn.-- (Live) (3:00)

2:30 p.m. (11) KARE Swimming

TYR Pro Swim Series From From Northside Swim Center in San Antonio.-- (Live) (1:30)

TRUTV MotoGP Racing MotoGP Racing. Red Bull Grand Prix of The Americas, Sprint Race From From Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas.-- (Live) (1:30)

3:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

MLS Soccer Los Angeles FC at Portland Timbers From From Providence Park in Portland, Ore.-(Live) (2:30)

4:00 p.m. BSNOR Athletes

Unlimited Pro Basketball Game 24 - Team Sims (Orange) vs. Team Gray (Gold) From From Fair Park Coliseum in Dallas.-- (2:00)

5:00 p.m. ESPN UFC (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Hockey NCAA

Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA From From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.-(Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

United Football League

Memphis Showboats at Birmingham Stallions From From Protective Stadium in Birmingham, Ala.-- (Live) (3:00)

6:30 p.m. (41) KPXM NWSL

Soccer San Diego Wave FC at Racing Louisville FC From From Lynn Family Stadium in Louisville, Ky.-- (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NHL Hockey

Boston Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins From From PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh.-- (Live) (3:00)

ESPN UFC (Live) (2:00)

7:30 p.m. ESPN2 College

Baseball Mississippi State at Ole Miss From From Swayze Field in Oxford, Miss.-- (Live) (3:00)

8:30 p.m. (41) KPXM NWSL

Soccer Angel City FC at Chicago

Red Stars From From SeatGeek Stadium in Bridgeview, Ill.-- (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. ESPN Boxing (Live) (2:30)

9:30 p.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey

Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks From From the SAP Center at San Jose in San Jose, Calif.-(Live) (2:30)

Night Swim

After being forced into early retirement due to a degenerative disease, former professional baseball player Ray Waller (Russell) and his family — wife Eve (Condon) and children Izzy (Hoerferle) and Gavin (Warren) — search for a new home. They decide to purchase a house with a pool after hearing that the pool could be used for therapeutic benefits. After restoring the pool, it’s discovered that the water source to the pool is derived from an underground healing spring. But the idyllic discovery harbors a dark secret tied to numerous disappearances from the property over the years.

Director:BryceMcGuire.Stars: WyattRussell,KerryCondon, Amelie Hoerferle,GavinWarren, JodiLong.2023.98min.Horror.

Finestkind

Discontent with his structured life and the expectations thrust upon him by his father, young college graduate Charlie (Wallace) visits his half-brother Tom (Foster), a scallop fisherman in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Charlie convinces Tom to take him on his next fishing excursion and, after narrowly surviving an explosion at sea, the fishing crew celebrates at a local bar, where Charlie meets Mabel (Ortega), a drug dealer. After his father’s boat is seized, Charlie

Dollars raised in our Thrift Store go to help those in need in the Brainerd/Baxter Lakes Community and Tom, not wanting his terminally ill father to die without his boat, agree to participate in a one-time heroin deal in order to raise bail for the boat.

Director:BrianHelgeland.Stars: BenFoster,JennaOrtega,Toby Wallace,TommyLeeJones. 2023.126 min.Crime Drama.

It’s a Wonderful Knife

One winter in Angel Falls, while celebrating Christmas with her friends and family, Winnie Carruthers (Widdop) witnesses her friend’s murder at the hands of a serial killer known as “The Angel.” With her brother Jimmy’s (Howard) help, Winnie kills The by electrocuting him with jump- er cables. The killer is revealed to be Henry (Long), a business partner of her father, David (McHale). A year later, Winnie is still grieving her friend’s death when, at her boyfriend Robbie’s (Fernandes) Christmas party, she discovers he has been cheating on her with her best friend, Darla (Marshall). Wishing she had never been born, Winnie is transported to an alternate reality where the killer is still alive and something much worse: he’s now the mayor of Angel Falls.

Director:TylerMacIntyre.Stars: JaneWiddop,JoelMcHale,JustinLong,AidenHoward,Jason Fernandes,Zenia Marshall. 2023.87min.ComedyHorror.

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Flight of the Conchords

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BRET

BUSINESS TIME

COCO

COMEDY

DAVE

DOUG DUO

EUGENE FOLK

FOUX DU FAFA FRIENDS

GREG GUITAR

HBO

HUMOR JEMAINE KIWI

LARRY LYRICS

MEL MURRAY MUSIC NIGEL PARODY RHYMES ROBOTS SALLY SONGS

SUGALUMPS

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Sudoku By The Mepham Group

Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

There have been rumors of an affair between [Prince] William and the Marching Band of Chicanery [the Marchioness of Cholmondeley] since 2019. According to tabloids, back then when Kate [Middleton] supposedly confronted him about it, he laughed it off, ... always a good response when your wife accuses you of cheating. [As Prince William] “Haha, imagine me having an affair. It is to laugh. It reminds me of a jape. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oh, it’s my illegitimate son. I’ve knocked up my mistress.”

Well, folks, the inevitable has inevited. Because after sweeping last night’s [March 12] primaries, Trump

Complete the grid so each row, column and 3-by-3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9. For strategies on how to solve Sudoku, visit sudoku.org.uk. Solution

It is March 14. Happy Pi Day. Pi, of course, goes on infinitely, which is why it has been named the official irrational number of the 2024 election.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

The 96th Oscars are this Sunday [March 10]. The Oscars celebrate all the Netflix movies we watched half asleep while scrolling through TikTok.

I read that a vegan bakery in New York is under investigation for allegedly trying to pass off Dunkin’ Donuts as their own. People got suspicious when the vegan doughnuts tasted good. The owner of the vegan bakery is like, “In our defense, the hole is glutenfree.” the show [the Oscars] last night [March 10] and let it be known on social media toward the end of the telecast. ... Funny, we had John Cena on stage naked and somehow [Donald] Trump still managed to be the biggest dick of the night.

Spring break can get pretty wild. Right now, every bar in Florida has about 1,000 people dressed like John Cena at the Oscars. This week [March 10-16], Florida is very much like the Oscars. Everyone’s either naked like John Cena or 80 and confused like Al Pacino.

Today [March 13], the House passed a bill that would essentially ban TikTok. Can you imagine if TikTok was banned? I mean, just picture lying down in bed and then actually going to bed.

Now, the bill [to ban TikTok] goes to the Senate, which means the fate of every tweenage Tiktoker is in the hands of a bunch of old white people with Hotmail accounts. This is a big deal. This is like iPhone “Footloose,” and there’s no Kevin Bacon to save us.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Apparently, RFK Jr. is seriously considering Aaron Rodgers and Jesse Ventura as potential picks for vicepresident. Yep, Kennedy confirmed that Rodgers and Ventura are at the top of his list, which really makes you wonder who’s at the bottom. William Hung and the “Can you hear me now?” guy?

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

I have to say it’s always an honor to be asked to host an event [the Oscars] you would otherwise not be invited to.

One very prominent American who did not enjoy has locked up the nomination. [Crowd boos]. Yes, I thoroughly agree. Nomination was not what I wanted to hear after the words “Trump” and “locked up.”

Former president [Donald] Trump referred to himself in a Truth Social post this week as “Honest Don.” And at this point, I got to believe even he’s being sarcastic. ... Nobody who’s honest puts “Honest” in front of their name. If there’s a place called “Honest Don’s” in your hometown, it’s either a used car dealership or a pawnshop. Maybe a pizza place, but not the good one.

In honor of National Pi Day [March 14], Pizza Hut offered customers a free large, one-topping pizza with the purchase of a large pie. And if you eat both pizzas, you’ll have to go to the bathroom 3.14 times.