Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

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Donald Trump’s hush money trial took a break today [April 29] to observe Passover, but a lot happened while we were on break last week [April 20-24]. Specifically, there were unconfirmed allegations that Donald Trump was actually farting in the courtroom.

And he was doing so while falling asleep. [As Trump] That’s right! Farting while falling asleep, or, as I call it, multitasking.

Today [May 1] is a day off from Donald Trump’s hush money trial, which gave him precious time at home to fart at his family.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Dave & Buster’s is gonna start allowing customers to bet on arcade games. Until now, the only way to gamble at Dave & Buster’s was to eat there.

Domino’s just launched a new promotion that tips customers who tip their delivery drivers. Yeah, so they’re giving customers money to give their drivers money. If only there were a simpler way.

Disney World is going to host an exhibit of George W. Bush paintings. Yep. Every kid’s dream: to go to Disney World and ride the George W. Bush exhibit.

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