Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Late, great? In none of the stories does Hannibal Lecter die and Sir Anthony Hopkins is very much still alive. Does [Donald] Trump just think a character dies when he turns off the TV?

[As Trump] “Well, another great episode of ‘Wheel.’ Rest in peace the late, great Pat Sajak. We’ll always remember how much you love the alphabet. Congratulations, you are dead.”

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Biden and Trump also accepted an invitation from ABC to debate on Sept. 10, and the winner will have the option of being president or the next Golden Bachelor.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

The Westminster Kennel Club show began over the weekend [May 11-12] despite Kristi Noem’s best efforts.

Democratic presidential candidate Jason Palmer announced yesterday [May 15] he’s ended his campaign, and he knew he’d made the right decision when the announcement echoed.

Complete the grid so each row, column and 3-by-3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9. For strategies on how to solve Sudoku, visit sudoku.org.uk.

The NFL has announced it will have a Black Friday game for the second year in a row. It’s the only Black Friday event that causes more concussions than Walmart.