Late Laughs

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Thank you for joining us here in Los Angeles on what was a big afternoon [May 30] in New York and for the United States of America. We have a verdict in the case of The People vs. OJ ... I mean DJ. Donald John Trump is guilty of 34 felony charges. After seven long weeks, the courtroom is empty and Donald Trump’s diaper is full.

Poor Donald Trump. Seven weeks of sleep farting all down the drain. You do have to hand it to him; no president has ever been convicted more than Donald Trump.

Late Night With Seth Meyers (R)

In a new foreword in the paperback version of his memoir, former national security adviser John Bolton criticized former president [Donald] Trump and said, “A mountain of facts demonstrates that Trump is unfit to be president,” and it’s never a good sign when a paperback book has the strongest spine in the party.

The New York Mets have announced that for the first half of the season, Saturday day games will start at 1:40 p.m., in an effort to bring more families and large groups to the ballpark. Well, I guess that’s easier than being good at baseball.

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