Late Laughs

Jimmy Kimmel Live! With Martin Short

Donald Trump says he’s close to announcing his running mate and has reportedly narrowed it down to three people. It was four, but O.J. [Simpson] died.

According to [the] TSA, last Sunday [June 23] set the record for the most travelers ever screened in a single day, and there was chaos at the airports as you can imagine. All around the country, passengers were even more unhinged than the doors on a Boeing 737.

There are reports that if Trump gets re-elected, Melania might not live in the White House with him. Apparently, Melania hated her time in Washington, but she still might come to D.C. for state dinners and official events. ... I actually have a little empathy for Melania. I mean [when] she entered into this marriage, she had a certain expectation. And that expectation was that the average life expectancy for an American male is 76.3 years old.

Tom Hanks is reuniting with director Robert Zemeckis for their fifth film together. Zemeckis directed Hanks in “Forest Gump,” which I believe is the only movie about Vietnam to be turned into a chain of whimsical shrimp restaurants.

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