Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

To educate the public about the importance of yesterday’s [July 9] event, the administration hired a social media influencer to film a promotional video for the NATO summit, though the influencer later admitted that he initially thought he was being recruited for a “Sharknado” project. Do other people think that NATO is part of

“Sharknado”? Cause that would certainly explain [Donald] Trump’s hostility to NATO.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Chipotle is bringing back their gold-foil burrito wrappers for the Olympics. It’s pretty much a reverse Olympics. First, you get the gold, then you do the 100meter dash to the bathroom. Not to be outdone, in honor of the Paris Olympics, Taco Bell is filling their chalupas with cigarette butts.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

During an interview on Friday [July 5] with ABC News, President Biden attributed his poor debate performance to a cold. A cold? You were speaking like the aliens from “A Quiet

Place” were there. I tried turning on captions, but that just made it worse.

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Disgraced Fyre Festival organizer Billy McFarland is reportedly working for the Trump campaign, which is the first good news Biden has gotten in weeks.