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Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Despite the shocking attack on Saturday [July 13], yesterday [July 14] RNC organizers insisted that the convention wouldn’t just go ahead — it would continue “with a vengeance.” No! No! We’re toning down the rhetoric! Remember? I don’t want to continue anything with a vengeance. I want to continue everything with a bong hit, a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and reruns of the “Gilmore Girls.”

This isn’t Babydog’s first brush with politics, because during the pandemic, she was the face of the vaccination initiative championed by [her owner, Gov. Jim Justice]. Really says something about this election when a dog believes in science more than the candidates. Is there anything in the rule book that says Babydog can’t run for president? She’s better than RFK Jr.; she takes her worm medication.

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Today [July 15], the Republican National Convention kicked off in Milwaukee. It’s four days of intense Republican speeches, like when your uncle comes to stay with you for Thanksgiving.

Democratic senator from New Jersey, Bob Menendez, was found guilty of corruption on a massive scale after taking bribes in exchange for official acts. If you’re wondering about the current state of the Democratic Party, this is ranked 1,000th on their list of problems.

Big news today [July 17], guys. I saw that Skechers is suing L.L.Bean for allegedly copying its patented shoe designs. Yeah, Skechers versus L.L.Bean. It’s being described as the whitest lawsuit of all time.

Today [July 18] was the final day of the Republican National Convention, and it closed with Trump formally accepting the Republican nomination. ... Ahead of Trump’s keynote address, Hulk Hogan delivered a speech. Meanwhile, Biden’s campaign is being visited by The Undertaker. ... Between Hulk and Trump, there wasn’t a drop of spray tan left in the building.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! With Kumail Nanjiani

This is my first time ever hosting a late-night talk show. ... I am so excited to be here. What a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television, just sharing your personal opinions with millions of people. I feel like right now I could come out in favor of ranch dressing and it would still end my career.

As the host of a late-night talk show, it is my duty to weigh in on the politics of the day, so I’m just going to get this out of the way real quick. Here is my official statement on the situation regarding Joe Biden. Joe Biden is old, older than most people but not everyone. Is he too old to be president? Who’s to say? Certainly not me. The people who want Biden to step aside may be right and the people who want him to stay in the race may also be right. Nobody is wrong and please don’t be mad at me. ... But if you do want to be mad at me, please post about it on Twitter using my personal handle, @ JimmyKimmel.

According to a study from the University of Southern California, 70% of people rated jokes written by ChatGPT as funnier than those written by regular people. ... I kind of believe it. I can think of 50 people off the top of my head who aren’t as funny as a robot — and some of them have Netflix specials. ... AI might be capable of writing jokes, but only a comedian can cry in their used Kia Sportage full of unsold merch after a disastrous set at the Flappers in Burbank. They will never take that job away from us!

Late Night With Seth Meyers

President [Joe] Biden tested positive yesterday [July 17] for COVID-19. On the plus side, everyone around him was already distancing.