Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Ladies and gentlemen, “We are coming to you live” is what I’ll be saying next week when Kamala Harris and Donald Trump face off in their first presidential debate. I’ll be right here after that show live, talking about all the big moments of the debate: who gaffed, who zinged and, of course, who received moderator David Muir’s final rose.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

I heard that during all NFL games this season, Applebee’s will offer 50-cent boneless wings and a bucket of cocktails. That explains their new slogan: “Applebee’s. We’ll make you feel like you’ve been tackled.”

A new study revealed that Saturday at 10:09 p.m. is the time that most people around the world are having sex. Some scientists cure diseases. Others do this study.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Ahead of next week’s [Sept. 8-14] debate with former President [Donald] Trump, Vice President Kamala Harris will reportedly prepare by holding a debate camp in Pittsburgh. Meanwhile,

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Trump is preparing by yelling at a customer service rep from Spectrum. McDonald’s has announced it will add a mini McFlurry to its menu. The way it works is the machine is still broken, but you’re a little less disappointed.