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The Tonight Show

Starring Jimmy Fallon

Some business news. I saw that Red Lobster is exiting bankruptcy and will operate their restaurants. I don’t want to say how they’re saving money, but it’s not good that the “Lobster” is now in quotations.

Everyone’s talking about last night’s [Sept. 10] debate between Vice President Harris and former President Trump. And it seems like most people agree it was a tough night for Trump. We haven’t seen a debate performance that bad since, well, the last debate.

I read that a Carnival Cruise ship recently had a close call after it grazed an iceberg. The ship is fine, but the iceberg has chronic diarrhea.

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The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Complete the grid so each row, column and 3-by-3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9. For strategies on how to solve Sudoku, visit sudoku.org.uk.

[Donald] Trump ... doesn’t believe in preparing for the debate. ... For his part, Trump has resisted any attempts to get him ready for the debate. Notably, refusing to practice with podiums. Well, of course not. He prefers [as Trump] the late, great Hannibal Lectern.

How about that debate last night [Sept. 10]? I mean, what a smackdown! [Kamala] Harris ran Trump over with a truck. It ... was so bad ... RFK Jr. scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer.

Obviously, the most damaging moment last night [Sept. 10] was Trump’s decision to walk on stage.

But a close second is this insane moment that came out of nowhere. [Shows the clip of Trump talking about immigrants eating pets in Springfield, Ohio] ... When they heard that, a lot of people went “Huh?” while others said “What?” and dogs were like “Ruh roh.”

This pet-eating brain worm got into Trump’s skull through JD Vance, you see, who’s been spreading a racist rumor that Haitian immigrants are abducting people’s pets and eating them in Ohio. Okay, ... this is a good time to remind you please remember to spay or neuter your JD Vance. We don’t want more of that.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

All eyes from sea to shining sea were on the City of Brotherly Love tonight [Sept. 10] for the debate of the decade, Vice President Kamala Harris versus former President Donald Trump. It was like watching the Lorax debate the Grinch tonight. Usually, when Donald Trump gets a spanking like this from a woman, it’s with a Forbes magazine. ... Kamala was pushing his buttons like a 12-year-old playing Fortnite.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Former President [Donald] Trump held a rally on Saturday [Sept. 7] and said he would eliminate the

Education Department. It’s part of his new “Every Child Left Behind” program.

Ahead of tonight’s [Sept. 10] debate, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly prepared by debating an adviser playing former President Trump wearing a boxy suit. So, thanks to David Byrne for his service to our country.

New Jersey residents are complaining that they can smell a foul odor that is reminiscent of cat urine, which sanitation officials assured them was just Staten Island marking its territory.

According to a CNN poll, 63% of people who watched last night’s [Sept. 10] debate thought Vice President Kamala Harris won. The other 37% spent today guarding their pets with their life.

The White House pushed back yesterday [Sept. 10] on false claims spread by congressional Republicans that Haitian immigrants in Ohio are eating family pets and said that they are “based on an element of racism.” An element of racism? That’s the biggest understatement since Tostitos, a hint of lime.

Ohio Sen. JD Vance was in New York today [Sept. 12], but only until he saw our massive, childless woman. [Shows picture of the Statue of Liberty]