Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Let’s get right to the mammoth story erupting out of the world of finance today [Sept. 18], because for the first time since the pandemic, the Fed cut interest rates by half a percentage point this afternoon. Oh my god! Do you know what this means? Cause I do not. I was a theater major. This money has been an accident.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

During a new interview, JD Vance admitted that he created the false claim about immigrants eating pets to create media attention. ... Yep, Vance admitted that he made the whole thing up, but besides being overtly racist and making Trump look like a total fool at the debate, no harm done, right?

The FDA just approved a sleep apnea detection feature on the new Apple Watch, as opposed to the old sleep apnea detection feature — your wife rolling over and slapping you.

I heard about a new study that found drinking three cups of coffee a day could protect your heart. The study was 80 pages, all one word, no punctuation.

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