Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Ladies and gentlemen, we are live ... after the 2024 Vice Presidential debate. ... It was the most vice important night of the entire campaign. The vice-citement was palpable. These two men were both a heartbeat away from being interesting this evening [Oct. 1].

JD Vance went on a whole rigmarole trying to justify the overturning of Roe v. Wade. [Shows clip of Vance saying that Kamala Harris supports suing Catholic nuns] What are you talking about? Nuns don’t perform medical procedures! I know that ‘cause if they did, they’d be the star of CBS’s latest medical drama, “OBGY-Nun.”

The Tonight Show

Starring Jimmy Fallon

Tesla just recalled 27,000 Cybertrucks due to a rearview camera issue. Customers complained that every time they looked into the camera, they saw someone laughing at them.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The election is only 32 days away. We have two major candidates for president. One wants to take away your health care, already took away reproductive rights, was found guilty of 34 felonies with more to come, was impeached twice and openly tried to overturn the election. The other candidate isn’t the first candidate and that’s kind of all you need to know.

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