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Late Laughs
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Now watching an elderly man sway to Vatican elevator music for 40 minutes might make you wonder: “Is he OK?” And you wouldn’t be the only one, because yesterday [Oct. 14] more than 230 doctors and health care providers called on
[Donald] Trump to release his medical records. Do you know how hard it is to get 230 doctors to agree on anything? I’ve been trying to get one dentist to transfer my X-rays to another dentist for 45 years. I don’t even have those teeth anymore!
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
As of tomorrow [Oct. 15], we are three weeks from election day. We are in the “Somebody please put
Trump in a home stretch of this thing.” ... It was a messy weekend for Donald Trumpster human dumpster. ... He made many statements. He said Democrats want to ban windows. He said Democrats want to ban cows. He called America an
“occupied country.” He threatened to withhold federal aid for California wildfires in the future if Gov. Newsom doesn’t do what he says. He again bragged about not using a teleprompter while reading from a teleprompter.
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