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Chef poker ups the ante on Food Network’s ‘Kitchen Casino’
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Since Bill Rancic won the original “The Apprentice,” he’s been a fixture on reality TV, and this week he adds a cooking competition to his resume.
Though it may seem like he’s milking the never-ending possibilities of the genre, Rancic is a natural fit as host of Food Network’s “Kitchen Casino,” premiering Monday, April 7.
Rancic’s abiding interest in food includes the Italian restaurant he and wife Giuliana, the E! correspondent, have in Chicago. They’re opening a nearby steakhouse and another restaurant in Washington, D.C.
Rancic understands what people want – food and gambling being pretty high up there – and wants to deliver it, which he does in this show.
“We have casino-themed challenges that basically combine your cooking skill with strategy, so if you are playing a game of chef poker you have to be prepared to bluff,” Rancic says.
Chefs are dealt ingredients on cards, as if they were playing poker. They can trade or hold cards, which could be as random as Cool Whip, oxtail, white bread and Kool-Aid.
“If you liked ‘Chopped,’ then you will love this,” Rancic says.
If chefs trade cards, they could conceivably lose oxtails but get chicken livers. “Then you are stuck,” he says. “Then you have to cook with it.” troops battle the North Vietnamese.
Chefs will also play a slots game, but instead of lemons and 7s, ingredients they must use will pop up.
Rancic knows his way around a kitchen, has taken cooking classes and discovered he liked to cook at age 10. His grandmother taught him how to make pancakes.
He invited over all her friends in the neighborhood, and when cleaning up, found that each woman had left $5 under her plate.
“I thought, ‘This is amazing,’ ” he says, and he immediately started lobbying his parents to spend more time at Grandma’s.
Eventually, his mom found his stash of cash in his sock drawer and put an end to him making money off the old ladies. Rancic laughs at the memory of his childhood entrepreneurial skills.
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›› “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Rosalie” (1937) (:15) ››› “California Suite” (1978) Alan Alda, Jane Fonda. (CC) Carson on TCM › “Mexican Spitfire Out West” (:45) MGM: When the Lion Roars MGM blockbusters; host Patrick Stewart. (S) (Part 2 of 3) (CC)
››› “The Paper Chase” (1973) Timothy Bottoms, John Houseman. (CC) ›› “The Courtship of Andy Hardy” (1942, Comedy) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Bad Seed” (1956) Nancy Kelly. (CC) (TLC)
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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. ‘PG-13’ 24/724/724/7Weigh-In Live Prison TerminalPvt. Jack Hall ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:55) ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) High Hopes ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’
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(8:50) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Showtime” (2002) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Tombstone” (1993, Western) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) “The Secret of My Success” 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) “Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Inside Comedy MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) › “The Brass Teapot” ‘R’ (:05) ››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London” (2004) Frankie Muniz.
››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) Jim Carrey.
(:20) ››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(AP) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellToo Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellTo Be AnnouncedUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl. ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. Premiere. ›››› “Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) DebtDebtDebtDebtSuze Orman ShowTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowAmerican GreedPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) Newsr’mSpotlightChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row Stories Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) “The Dukes of Hazzard” ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill. (CC) Daniel ToshDave Attell: R.Comedy Dave Chappelle: Killin’ SoftlyChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerComedy PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Last FrontierLast FrontierTimber Kings (S) Timber Kings (N) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Last FrontierLast FrontierPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieJessie(:15) ›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008) (S) Lab RatsKickin’ ItDogGood DogJessieDogGood ANT ›› “Genius” (1999) (S) DeckDeckFish Phineas“Mickey’s Great” (E!) E! News › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. ›› “Maid in Manhattan” (2002) Total DivasEric & Eric & SoupChelseaHelloPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportCtrCollege Hockey NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Basketball Nike Hoop Summit. From Portland, Ore. (N) (Live) NHRA Drag RacingCollege Softball Washington at Stanford. (N) (Live)
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(LIFE) “Girl He Met”“Death Clique” (2014) Lexi Ainsworth. “Zoe Gone” (2014) Jean Louisa Kelly. (:02) “Death Clique” (2014) (CC) (:02) “Zoe Gone” (2014) (CC) ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(SYFY) “Lake Placid: The Final Chapter”“Bermuda Tentacles” (2014) Premiere. “Swamp Shark” (2011) Kristy Swanson. “Bermuda Tentacles” (2014) ›› “Eye of the Beast” (2007, Horror) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) MiraclesNot a ConcertGoliathEmmaus ››› “Barabbas” (1962, Historical Drama) Anthony Quinn. (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangDeal With It ›› “You, Me and Dupree” (2006, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson.
› “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs.
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(HBO) (4:45) ›› “Battleship” (2012) (CC)
››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
››› “Pacific Rim” (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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VICE (S) (CC) ››› “Trance” (2013) James McAvoy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Constantine” (2005, Fantasy) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Identity Thief › “Simon Sez” (1999) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (4:40) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell, Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’
›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) “Carnal Awakening” (2013) Reena Sky. ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Life on Top (S) (:25) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (S) ‘R’ (:15) › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) (CC) (SHOW) Shameless Sheila fights for custody.
››› “Django Unchained” (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi (:05) Shameless “Lazarus” (CC) House of Lies (S) (:35) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Frighteners” (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Mimesis” (2011, Horror) Allen Maldonado. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Frighteners” (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mimesis” (2011, Horror) Allen Maldonado. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) “National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie” (2011) ‘R’ (CC) Mumford & Sons: Road “Reunion”
›› “Lionheart” (1990) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:50) ››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006, War) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (CC)