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“The Borgias: Extras,” www. sho.com/site/borgias/extras. sho
If watching “The Borgias” Sunday nights on Showtime just isn’t enough for you, the network offers up a menu of online extras to keep you busy in between episodes. There are a variety of themed spots; an in-depth look at “the original crime family”; “The Borgias Bust,” in which your friends get a personalized news report in which they are wanted for questioning in relation to a crime bust; games — the artthemed “Uncover the Borgias” and the photo-based “What’s the Diff?”; and podcasts.
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With its future uncertain at this writing, CBS’ “CSI: Miami” ends its 10th season on Sunday. Get caught up on the action so far this year by clicking on www. cbs.com/shows/csi_miami/
Showtime’s dark comedy
“Nurse Jackie,” starring Emmy winner Edie Falco, returns for a fourth season on Sunday. Get ready for drama in and out of
“Syfy Games,” www.syfygames.com
In between watching episodes of your favorite Syfy shows, you can play games connected to science-fiction concepts and to the channel’s Saturday original movies and to some of its original series, such as “Battlestar Galactica” and “Sanctuary,” starring Amanda Tapping (“Stargate SG-1”) as Dr. Helen Magnus. Gamers can choose from MMO (massively multiplayer online) social, action, strategy, RPG (role-playing game), arcade games and more.
“Disney Apps,” disney. go.com/create/apps the hospital at www.sho.com/ site/nursejackie/home.sho
On this page, fans of Disney shows can explore a wide variety of apps, including ones that allow them to “Create Your Own Dress Poll,” “Create Muppet Mayhem in Your Video,” “Create Your School Day Picture,” create a Flipbook, make a comic, create a pet, mash up two of your favorite Disney properties — such as “Buzz Lightyear” and “Cars 2” — make a motion comic, make a drawing and make a music video.
On Sunday, Lifetime debuts “The Client List,” starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a single mom who works at a massage parlor that provides extra “services.” Get the details at www. mylifetime.com/shows/theclient-list
On Sunday, National Geographic Channel airs “Titanic: The Final Word With James Cameron.” Click on channel. nationalgeographic.com/ channel/titanic/final-wordwith-james-cameron/
With big Bering Sea storms, different quotas and reshuffled crews, Discovery’s “Deadliest Catch” returns for its eighth season on Tuesday. Get the lowdown at dsc.discovery. com/tv/deadliest-catch/
If you think brides can be crazy, check out “Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids,” which returns Friday on TLC. Get fitted at tlc.howstuffworks. com/tv/say-yes-to-the-dressbridesmaids
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››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Too Short (:45) ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Cathouse (12:55) ››› “All the Real Girls” (2003) Paul Schneider. (:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Down Periscope” (1996) (CC) (MAX) (4:45) ›› “Sex and the City 2” ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) “Sexual Witchcraft” (2010) Christine Nguyen. ‘NR’
(12:05) ››› “Romancing the Stone” (1984) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Femme Fatales “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” (1994)
(:05) ››› “Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte” (1965) Bette Davis. ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) “Lara Croft” “Meskada” (2010, Drama) Nick Stahl. Premiere. ‘R’ The Borgias “The Borgia Bull” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “The Borgia Bull” (CC)
(6:55) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
(2010) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’
Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC)
›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. “Something Like a Business” (2010) Kevin Hart. ‘R’ Bobcat Goldthwait“Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” (2010) Demetria McKinney. (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Illuminata” (1998) ‘R’
›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Centurion” (2010, Action) Michael Fassbender. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Stripped” (2002, Adult) Devon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “A Get2Gether” (2005, Comedy) B. Cole. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:10) › “Triggermen” (2002, ComedyDrama) Neil Morrissey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane. (CC)
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››› “As Good as It Gets” (1997, Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver.
››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) (S) ‘R’ “OC Confidential” (2008) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Crime Spree” (2003) Gérard Depardieu, Renaud. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Till Human Voices Wake Us” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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TCM Film Festival: Peter O’Toole ›››› “The Lion in Winter” (1968, Historical Drama) Peter O’Toole, Katharine Hepburn. (CC)
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) ‘PG’
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Game of Thrones “The Night Lands” Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Eastbound ››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Going the Distance” (2010) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Limits of Control” (2009, Drama) Isaach De Bankolé. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Arthur” (2011) (CC)
›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) Lingerie (S)
(:05) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide (:25) ››› “The Dogs of War” (1980) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›››› “Zorba the Greek” (1964, Drama) Anthony Quinn. (Subtitled-English) ‘NR’ (CC)
MAX on Set (S) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “I Am Number Four” (CC) Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (N) (S) (CC) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Sonny” (2002, Drama) James Franco. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Squeeze” (1997, Drama) Tyrone Burton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010) Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:50) “Dark Descent” (2002) Dean Cain. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Blue in the Face” (1995) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) “The Inspectors” (1998) (S) (CC)
(12:05) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) Cedric the Entertainer. Wendy Liebman: Taller on TV (CC) Lip Service Female comics perform. (S) “Cafe” (2010, Drama) Khan Baykal. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Ernest Scared” (TMC) (5:35) ›› “Spooner” (2009) ››› “Night Catches Us” (2010) Anthony Mackie. ‘R’ ›› “Asunder” (1998) Blair Underwood. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(AP) Fatal AttractionsThe Haunted (S) Monsters InsideAnimal PhobiaThe Haunted (S) Monsters InsideAnimal PhobiaFatal AttractionsThe Haunted
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MMARepoRepoRepoGTTVEntouMMAEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidKitchenPaid (SYFY) (5:00) ›››› “Aliens” (1986) ››› “X-Men” (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman. ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) Winona Ryder Dream Machines ›› “Alien Siege” (2005) Erin Ross Stargate UniversePaidPaid (TBN) ShroudPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (Live). (CC) Search for Tomb of JesusCrefloResurrectionDonnie McClurkin Easter ›› “Jesus” (1979) Brian Deacon. Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Heart Condition” (1990) Bob Hoskins, Denzel Washington. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Father’s Little Dividend”
››› “Arthur” (1981, Comedy) Dudley Moore, John Gielgud. (CC) Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli
››› “New York, New York” (1977) Robert De Niro. A musician is torn between his career and his singer-wife.
››› “The Sterile Cuckoo” (1969) Liza Minnelli, Wendell Burton. (CC)
››› “In the Good Old Summertime” (1949) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “On the Town” (1949) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Bones (S) (CC)
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(:05) ›› “Wild Things” (1998, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:55) ›› “Love and Action in Chicago” (1999) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords
› “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Life” (1999) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Death Becomes Her” (1992) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(12:10) ››› “Body Heat” (1981, Crime Drama) William Hurt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville. ‘R’
(:35) › “Twelve” (2010) Chace Crawford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “The Prankster” (2010, Comedy) Matt Angel. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “The Good Mother” ‘R’ ›› “Sex and a Girl” (2001) Angela Gots. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Group Sex” (2009) Josh Cooke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll” (2010) Andy Serkis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:15) ››› “Centurion” (2010, Action) Michael Fassbender. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Perfect Host” (2010) David Hyde Pierce. ‘R’ (:35) “Gunless” (2010) Sienna Guillory. ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Mandela and de Klerk”
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“Bedazzled” MGM Parade ›››› “Casablanca” (1942, Drama) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Forbidden Games” (1952) Brigitte Fossey, Georges Poujouly.
››› “Cape Fear” (1962, Suspense) Gregory Peck, Robert Mitchum. (CC) “The Iron Rose” (1973, Horror) Françoise Pascal.
› “The Devil Within Her” (1975, Horror) Joan Collins. Six Murderous Perfect Crime ›› “I Married a Doctor” (1936) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “We Are Marshall” (2006, Drama) (CC) ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002) Mel Gibson. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoBest of CNKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S)
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(HBO) “Quiz Show” (:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil.
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Eastbound (:45) ›› “Stag Night” (2008) Kip Pardue. ‘R’ (CC)
Cathouse (:40) › “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (1997) Jennifer Love Hewitt. (:25) › “Virus” (1999) Jamie Lee Curtis. ‘R’ (CC) Water, Ele. “Flipped” ‘PG’ (MAX) ››› “The Usual Suspects” (1995) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Seven” (1995) Brad Pitt. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. ‘R’
Girl’s Guide Sex Games Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 3 › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ››› “Amistad” (1997) Morgan Freeman. Africans revolt on a Spanish slave ship in 1839. Salvation(:05) ››› “Seabiscuit” (2003) (S) (SHOW) “The Entitled” › “Scary Movie 2” (2001) Shawn Wayans. (S) ‘R’ ››› “Scream” (1996, Horror) Neve Campbell, David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC)
“Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “Chick Magnet” (2011) Rolando Millet. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Command Performance” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “The Last Play at Shea” (2010) Narrated by Alec Baldwin. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (CC) “King of Paper Chasin’” (2009, Crime Drama) D.L., Jason Rivera. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat” (2002) Martin Lawrence. (S) ‘R’
“A Get2Gether” (2005, Comedy) B. Cole. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Frogs for Snakes” (1998) Barbara Hershey. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “The Right to Remain Silent” (1996) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)
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(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Warlock” (1959, Western) Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda, Anthony Quinn. (CC)
(:15) ››› “The Shootist” (1976, Western) John Wayne. People pester old, dying gunfighter. (CC)
››› “El Dorado” (1967, Western) John Wayne. A gunfighter and a drunken sheriff face an evil land baron. (CC)
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