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Ted Allen
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I ordered Indian from my favorite place, Kinara, in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.”
•What is always in your refrigerator?
“Many kinds of cheese, particularly Parmesan. My favorite thing in the world is eggs, and my other favorite thing in the world is Dijon. I live for mustard. Ham, which I also live for, and Nueske’s in Wisconsin makes the most unbelievably delicious ham.”
•What is your next project?
“Right now we are talking about the ‘Chopped Tournament of Stars’. My next project will be another season of ‘Chopped’ and shoots 39 episodes, and I am excited. We have made 257 of these shows.”
•What do you love to cook now?
“Ironically, considering my job on a culinary game show all about speed, I like to stick a pork shoulder in my smoker and let it cook for eight hours. ... I love long, deep, developed flavors. Lately I have really been into polenta because one of my colleagues on ‘Chopped,’ Scott Conant, cooks polenta for three to four hours and transforms it into this sexy, silky, lush medium.'
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(:25) “Dark Secrets” (2012) Kelli McCarty. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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“White T” (2013, Comedy) Jamal Mixon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) SuicideGirls (12:05) › “About Cherry” (2012, Drama) Ashley Hinshaw. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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“The Dinosaur Project” (2012) Natasha Loring. (CC) “Chicken”
››› “Requiem for a Dream” (2000) Ellen Burstyn. (:45) › “Tamara” (2005, Horror) Jenna Dewan, Chad Faust. Premiere. ‘R’ ››› “Crimes of the Heart” (1986) Diane Keaton. (TMC) “Kindergarten” (:25) › “Boys and Girls” (2000) Freddie Prinze Jr. (S)
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›› “Jailhouse Rock” (1957, Musical) Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Go, Johnny, Go!” (1958) Jimmy Clanton.
››› “The Buddy Holly Story” (1978) Gary Busey, Don Stroud. (CC) ›› “Jamboree” (1957) Kay Medford, Paul Carr.
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(CC) (12:01) ›› “Hannibal Rising” (2007, Suspense) Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Helena Lia Tachovska.
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(12:15) ›› “The Heat” (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:10) ›› “Hyde Park on Hudson” (2012) Bill Murray. “Edward Scissor” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “The Internship” (2013)
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›› “Gangster Squad” (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:55) Femme Fatales “Libra” (S) (11:55) ››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores (S) (:20) ››› “The History Boys” (2006) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Afghan Luke” (2011) Stephen Lobo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Inescapable” (2012) Alexander Siddig. ‘R’ (:15) “The Journey of August King”
(:15) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “Coach Carter” (2005) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Californication ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Californication ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ Pauly Shore’s Vegas Is My Oyster (S) (CC) ›› “The Secret of My Success” (1987) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) › “Boat Trip” (2003) (S) ‘R’
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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (3:15) ››› “Doctor Zhivago” ››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944, Musical) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)
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››› “Quo Vadis?” (1951) Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr. A Roman officer is persecuted for loving a Christian. (CC) ››› “Where Eagles Dare” (1969) Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) 1st 1st Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Dallas (CC) Cold Justice (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (CC) ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) (CC) (DVS) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003) (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokéBen 10LegendsClarenceTom/ ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) RegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenNinjaGoNinjaGoNinjaGoNinjaGo“The Wizard of Oz” (1939) (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationFoodFoodFoodFoodBikinisBikinisBikinisBikinisDonut Crazy (CC) Food ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClipaholicsClipaholicsMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC)
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(HBO) “Fever Pitch” ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7 ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) Jason Statham. (CC)
››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Sentinel” (2006) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) One Last Hug (:45) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Volcano” (1997) (CC)
›› “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(8:50) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. ‘R’ (CC)
(10:50) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (S) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Material” (:45) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995) Chris O’Donnell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) › “Boys and Girls” (2000) Freddie Prinze Jr. (S)
›› “Wicker Park” (2004, Suspense) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Gone” (2012, Suspense) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) (TMC) “Hollywood” (:45) ››› “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40)
›› “Dare” (2009, Drama) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Notting Hill” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
SATURDAY EVENING APRIL 19, 2014
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow (S) (CC)
Pioneers of Television (S) (CC)
Ellen DeGeneres: The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) ››› “Dressed to Kill” (1980) Michael Caine. Austin City Limits (S) (CC)
Antiques Roadshow (S) (CC)
Pioneers of Television (S) (CC)
Ellen DeGeneres: The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) ››› “Dressed to Kill” (1980) Michael Caine.
KSTP ››› “The Ten Commandments” (1956, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Edward G. Robinson. Moses leads the enslaved Jews to the Promised Land. (S) News (:19) Castle “Till Death Do Us Part” (:19) Private Practice “Who We Are” Red Carpet (1:49) › “The Messengers” (2007) Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott. Entertainers: With Byron Allen (CC) Happy Easter! (N) (S)
KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Mike & Molly (S) The Millers (S) Criminal Minds “The Return” (S) 48 Hours (N) (S) (CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35)
Miami (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds “Paradise” (CC)
Leverage “The Bank Shot Job” White Collar “Power Play” NewsPaid Program Paid Program
(1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
“Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
“Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
Arms (CC) Mad Men Changes at Sterling Cooper. (AP) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellToo Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellTo Be AnnouncedUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) “How to Lose” ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001) ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) HappensHappensCouchPaidPaidPaidPaidMillion Dollar (CNBC) American GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMoney TalksMoney TalksAmerican GreedPaidPaidMoney TalksAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) Newsr’mSpotlightChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row Stories Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) South PkSouth Pk ››› “Role Models” (2008) (CC) Katt Kevin Hart: LaughKevin Hart: GrownComedy Katt Katt Williams American Hustle ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (N) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DogAustinJessieI Didn’tLiv-Mad.DogMightyKickin’ ItANT AustinANT DogAustinANT Jessie ›› “Cadet Kelly” (2002) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) Secret Societies “Blue Crush 2” (2011, Drama) Sasha Jackson. Total DivasTotal DivasTotal DivasPostedWorst Worst ChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NBA BasketballNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
(ESPN2) SEC Storied (CC) 30 for 30 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) I ThirstRutlerEaster Vigil (N) (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
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NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC)
Joy-IconsSolemn Mass of Easter Sunday (N) Urbi et Orbi
(FAM) “Little Mermaid” ››› “Tangled” (2010) Zachary Levi (:03) ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles. MelissaMelissaMelissaPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC)
Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC)
(FSN) PlayingCollege Softball Texas at Oklahoma. Game Hard ChargeBoxing
Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)
MLB Baseball: Twins at Royals College Softball Texas at Oklahoma. West-CustomsCar Warriors (S)
(FX) (3:30) “Avatar” ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. Fargo SaintAnger LouieLouieFXM PaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE Championship, Final Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, Third Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Second Round. Paid Program Golf Central Euro PGA
(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) (5:00) The Bible (S) The Bible (S) (CC) The Bible (S) (CC) (:01) The Bible (S) (CC) (:01) The Bible (S) (CC) PaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Gabby Douglas”“A Day Late and a Dollar Short” (2014) ›› “Madea’s Family Reunion” (2006) (:02) “A Day Late and a Dollar Short”(:02) ›› “Madea’s Family Reunion”ChrisChrisPaidPaidHair!Paid
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(NICK) Sam & Sam & Sam & Cat (CC) HauntedThunderFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang. (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ›› “The Expendables” (2010, Action) Jet Li (S) ›› “Rambo” (2008) Julie Benz (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidRiflesPaid (SYFY) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. ›› “Big Ass Spider!” (2013) “Bigfoot” (2012) Danny Bonaduce. (CC) ›› “Big Ass Spider!” (2013) “Axe Giant: The Wrath” MetalMetalPaidPaid (TBN) “Passion-Christ”In Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicPassionTravel the Road (CC) Changed Lives“Apostle Peter” ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan. (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangDeal With It Bam’s Bad Ass ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson. › “The Love Guru” (2008) Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) “Where Eagles Dare” (1969) ››› “Laura” (1944, Mystery) Gene Tierney. Premiere. (:45) ›› “Where the Sidewalk Ends” (1950) Dana Andrews, Gary Merrill. (CC) ›› “The Iron Curtain” (1948, Suspense) Dana Andrews, Gene Tierney, June Havoc. Premiere. › “Hatchet for the Honeymoon” (1971, Horror) (:45) › “The Terror” (1963, Horror) Boris Karloff. (CC) MGM Parade (:45) ››› “The Silver Chalice” (1954, Drama) (CC) (TLC) Hoard-BuriedSex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to Outrageous 911 (S) Sex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to Outrageous 911 (S) Hoard-BuriedPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “X2: X-Men Uni.” ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. Premiere. (:32) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003) Patrick Stewart. (:34) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Wizard of Oz”King/HillKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyBoonBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistBlack NarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarTitanLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows (:01) ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. Premiere. (CC) (DVS)
House Severe allergic reaction. (S) House “Teamwork” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) WitchesWhiteMLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Texas Rangers. (N)
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WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House Treating a seizure patient. (S) House “Clueless” (S) (CC)
WitchesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeathDeath ›› “Slow Burn” (2000) Minnie Driver. PaidPaid
(HBO) (:15) ››› “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood memories. (N) (S) Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles Fight Game Road to Marquez Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime.
››› “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. (S)
(:45) VICE (S)
(:15) ›› “Unleashed” (2005, Action) Jet Li, Bob Hoskins. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Musical Chairs” (2011) (MAX) “Internship” ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris. An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. (CC)
› “Getaway” (2013, Action) Ethan Hawke. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Femme Fatales Girl’s Guide (:45) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) The Erotic Traveler (S) (CC) (:25) ››› “Tombstone” (1993, Western) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Black Girl
(:05) ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) Nurse Jackie Californication All Access (N) Boxing Bernard Hopkins vs. Beibut Shumenov. (N) (Live) All Access Californication Nurse Jackie ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “The Secret of My Success” (TMC) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Brood” (1979) Oliver Reed. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Scanners” (1981, Science Fiction) Stephen Lack. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Brood” (1979) Oliver Reed. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Scanners” (1981, Science Fiction) Stephen Lack. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:55) › “Inescapable” (2012) (S) ‘R’
