Late Laughs

Conan

Not looking too good right now for the Republican healthcare plan. At this point, it appears the Republican healthcare plan is going to die on the floor of the House. Coincidentally, dying on the floor of the house happens to be the Republican healthcare

Today, Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch was grilled about his stance on torture. And after just five minutes of questioning, Gorsuch broke down and told them everything.

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

It turns out Paul Manafort was paid $10 million to advocate for Putin. Trump was furious! He said: “That’s more than he pays ME!”

White House press secretary Sean Spicer said that there’s currently no “Plan B” for replacing Obamacare. Then, women said, “Yeah, we know EXACTLY where you guys stand on Plan B.”

Solution on page 10.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Last week, President Trump released his first budget. They’re calling it a hardpower budget because it features a $54-billion increase in military spending, and to pay for the new spending, Trump is cutting everything else, like the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which funds PBS. Look, Trump’s a real estate developer. It was only a matter of time until he put up condos on Sesame Street.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

The president’s pal, Vlad Putin, is up for re-election next year. He is the favorite to win the Russian election, especially with all the momentum he got from winning the American election.