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COVER STORY Campbell gets ‘action hands’ in ‘Burn Notice: Fall of Sam Axe’

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

According to “Burn Notice” star Bruce Campbell, doing TV action scenes may not be lifethreatening, but it does carry certain risks.

“You just fear that you’re going to get crippled,” he says, “that’s all, that you’ll get hamstrung by something.

“I did blow my hamstring when I was fighting a stunt guy on ‘Burn Notice’ a couple of years ago. I didn’t want a repeat of that. So I stayed healthy for the entire shoot. No major injuries - just my hands. I got ‘action hands.’ ”

The shoot that Campbell, 52, is referring to is the one in and around Bogota, Colombia, for “Burn Notice:The Fall of Sam Axe,” a prequel movie to the USA Network series premiering Sunday, April 17, also on USA.

Directed by“Burn Notice” lead actor Jeffrey Donovanwho plays former CIA operative Michael Westen - and written by series creator Matt Nix, it takes Campbell’s character, womanizing former Navy SEAL and semiretired covert operative Sam Axe, five years back in time, when he was still Lieutenant Commander Axe.

Also starring are Alex Fernandez, Brendan O’Malley, Chandra West, Pedro Pascal, Kiele Sanchez, Ilza Rosario and RonReaco Lee.

“It’ll be tantalizing,” Campbell says.“It’ll give the fans something totally new to watch, because this is a five-year prequel.

“So we’ll see if people are interested in watching different stories with these characters. We’re hoping yes.”

As the movie opens, Axe has run afoul of an admiral (John Diehl) - unsurprisingly, there’s a woman involved - and he gets sent on a mission to Colombia to advise a local military platoon. Before long, Axe realizes that he may be on the wrong side in the dispute and that a group of terrorists may be something else altogether.

Before long, Axe is hip-deep in action.That includes escape and evasion, explosives, and firing guns, hence the “action hands.”

“I had Winchester finger one day,” Campbell says.“When you think about it, if you fire a Winchester, you have to put your hand in the section that cocks the gun. And your middle finger - I’m a lefty - tends to do a lot of the work.

“So I realized why Chuck Connors, in the TV show ‘The Rifleman,’ wears gloves.The rifle will tear your little fingers apart. So my scabs have just started falling off both hands.”

At the same time he was dealing with the ravages of “action hands,” Campbell also had to take direction from his co-star.

As for whether it was hard to have Donovan bossing him around, Campbell says, “No, he bossed me around in a previous episode. Last season, he directed one episode.We thought he did a good job, the whole crew, so when this opportunity came up to make this movie, he had expressed an interest in it. I supported it and ran it up the flagpole and got him elected.

“He’s great with getting a performance, because he knows if you’re dogging it. He knows if you’re fumbling through something. He’ll make you work until you get it. He’s got multiple techniques to do that, because he’s an actor. He knows all their little tricks.”

Regarding tension on the set, Campbell says, “Between me and Mr. Donovan? I always call him Mr. Donovan during the

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Natalie broke her engagement with John. Vimal asked Marty why he was in the genetics lab so long the night he switched the DNA results.Tess and Cutter heated up the steam room until Ford arrived. Threats flew until Cutter said he would expose Ford and Tess’ marriage as a sham. Dorian and David made love and mulled over casting decisions for their movie. Charlie admitted to Viki that he was in love with Echo. Clint told Kelly that the tape he made proved that Aubrey and show, when I’m acting with him, because he’s No. 1 on the call sheet, and I’m No. 2 on the call sheet. So I call him Mr. Donovan just to put him on the spot, and I call him Mr. Director or Mr. Donovan when we’re filming.

Cutter were lovers determined to rip off Joey. The Young and the Restless A courthouse guard found the jail matron unconscious in the restroom and the bars removed from the window. Sharon discovered an envelope of valid IDs and cash in her getaway car. She stopped at a gas station restroom and dyed her hair to match her new driver’s license photo. Adam bought a one-way ticket to St. Martin and did not notice that Phyllis and Nick booked tickets for the same flight.

“I treat him like he’s my boss, and it actually worked out pretty good.Technically, he was not my boss for the Sam Axe movie. So I could have been much more difficult, but I actually wanted him to be there, because I needed somebody to cover my back as an actor, and I knew he had that.”

And there was the weather, which wasn’t much like the show’s usual filming conditions in Miami.

“We were at 8,600 feet elevation,” Campbell says.“Daytime there was about 65, and the nighttime was about 48, so it was a little chillier.We had locations that were up at 11,000 feet, so we froze our butt off several times.”

Sam also got to mentor the de facto leader of a rebel group - a teenage girl named Beatriz (Rosario). Since Axe usually prefers the company of older women, it was a bit of a switch.

“He can be the father figure that way,” Campbell says.“The girl has no father. She was orphaned and taken in by a group of farmers who were angry at a neomilitary group.They get branded as terrorists, so there’s all kinds of trouble that comes in.

“So on top of everything else, Sam is sort of tutoring a 15year-old girl.”

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››› “Alvarez Kelly” (1966, Western) William Holden, Richard Widmark. (CC) ›› “Virginia City” (1940, Western) Errol Flynn, Miriam Hopkins. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Siege at Red River” (1954) Van Johnson. (:45) ›› “Great Day in the Morning” (1956) Virginia Mayo, Robert Stack.

››› “Hangman’s Knot” (1952) Randolph Scott. (CC) ››› “Devil’s Doorway” (1950) Robert Taylor. (CC) Now Playing (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedExtreme Extreme Hoard-BuriedExtreme Extreme Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSee-Believing (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Inside the NBASouthland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Hellbound” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodBorderBorderFoodFoodFoodFoodBorderBorderFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve.

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Intelligence officer is killed. (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008, Fantasy) Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes. (CC)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL HockeyHockeyNHL HockeyHockeyAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince” (2009) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Saving Pelican Water for Ele. Game of Thrones “Winter Is Coming”

(:05) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Game, Thrones (:35) ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “The Rules of Attraction”

(2002) James Van Der Beek.‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “The Door in the Floor” (2004, Drama) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:35) › “Half Baked” (1998) ‘R’

››› “Up in the Air” (2009, ComedyDrama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) Life on Top (:15) “Co-ed Confidential 2 Sophomores: Back 2 School” (2008, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Species” (1995) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “The Seven-Per-Cent Solution” (1976) Nicol Williamson.‘PG’

(:05) ›› “Charge!” (2000) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The Road” (2009) ‘R’ U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Wedding” Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Wedding” ››› “The Cry of the Owl” (2009) Paddy Considine.‘R’

(:40) “Agora” (2009, Adventure) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria.‘R’ (TMC) (5:05) ››› “Sling Blade”

(1996) Billy Bob Thornton.‘R’ ››› “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) (S) ‘NR’

››› “Bowling for Columbine” (2002, Documentary) Michael Moore. (S) ‘R’

›› “Harvard Man” (2001) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Buffalo 66” (1998, Drama) Vincent Gallo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Call Girl Wives” (2004) Amanda Auclair. (S) ‘NR’

“Once More With Feeling” ( 2009) Drea de Matteo.‘NR’ “StepLiquid”

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Impact” (1983) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. (CC) (:15) ›› “Sudden Impact” (1983, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle. (CC) The Killing “A Soundless Echo” (:32) ›› “Never Been Kissed” (1999, RomanceComedy) Drew Barrymore, David Arquette. (CC) The Killing “A Soundless Echo” Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Life “Mammals” Bear WhispererBear WhispererBear WhispererBear WhispererBear WhispererBear WhispererLife “Mammals” TapeTapeTapeFreakBear WhispererBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Bethenny Ever Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/OCHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidProject Runway (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportFord: RebuildingTrash Inc:TheFuelMad MoneyTrash Inc:TheFuelPaidKill

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(DISN) DeckDeckWizardsWizardsWizards-PlaceDeckDeckWizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyMannyOso (E!) E! NewsE Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(ESPN2) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at D.C. United. (Live) SportsCenter Special (N) (CC) Year of the Quarterback MMA Live (N) SportsNation (CC) NBA Tonight SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter Special (CC) Football Live Draft Special SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (CC)

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(FAM) “Remember the Titans” ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?TriVitaPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChang

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles. (Live) Twins Due BaseballFinal ScrTable TennisMLB Baseball: Twins at Orioles

(FX) “Role Models”Two Two Two Two ArcherArcherArcher ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998)

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Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Requiem for a Heavyweight” (CC)

››› “The Painted Veil” (1934) Greta Garbo. (CC) ›› “China Sky” (1945, War) Randolph Scott.

››› “The Inn of the Sixth Happiness” (1958, Biography) Ingrid Bergman, Curt Jurgens, Robert Donat.

››› “Shanghai Express” (1932) Marlene Dietrich. (CC)

›› “China Doll” (1958, War) Victor Mature, Li Li Hua. (:15) ›› “West of Shanghai” (1937) Boris Karloff. ›› “Julie” (TLC) UnUnPolice WomenPolice WomenCleanersCleanersPolice WomenCleanersCleanersPolice WomenUnUnPaidPaidPaidPaidSexy TriVitaHome Made (TNT) Bones Block party. NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Inside the NBASouthland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyJohnnyHoleRegularMADKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) ConConCarniCarniFoodFoodTriple Rush (N) BorderBorderFoodFoodTriple Rush (CC) BorderBorderCarniCarniPaidPaidPaidPaidShark Paid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeederSpeederWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeederSpeederThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Com-

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(HBO) Gun Fight Americans debate gun ownership. (S) (CC)

›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Real Sex (CC) Fast FiveREAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (11:55) ››› “Greenberg” (2010) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Summer Heights (:15) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Sex & the City Masterclass (S) “Showtime” (S) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Splice” (2009) ‘R’

››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Hoodlum” (1997, Crime Drama) Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Splice” (2009, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Zane’s Sex Chronicles 3” (2009, Adult) (S) ‘NR’(CC)

››› “A Dangerous Woman” (1993) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “No Down Payment” (1957) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Twilight” (2008) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (N) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S)

››› “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson.‘R’ (CC)

“A Kiss of Chaos” (2009) Adam Rodriguez. An artist’s life turn more chaotic.

››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. iTV. (S) ‘R’

› “Halloween II” (2009, Horror) Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Dangerous Invitations” (2002) Beverly Lynne.‘NR’

(1:50) › “Sorority Row” (2009) Briana Evigan.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Naked Face” (1985, Suspense) Roger Moore.‘R’ (CC) “Picnic”

(:05) › “The Collector” (2009) Josh Stewart.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Mala Noche” (1986) Tim Streeter. iTV.‘NR’ “The Adventures of Huck Finn” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “The Infidel” (2010) ‘NR’

“Sudden Impact” (1983)

›› “The Dead Pool” (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson. (CC)

›› “The Dead Pool” (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson. (CC)

›› “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (2005, Horror) Laura Linney,Tom Wilkinson.

›› “Secret Window” (2004, Suspense) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. › “Creation of the Humanoids” (1962) Dan Megowan. The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) I’m Alive (S) (CC) Killer OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (N) Killer OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Killer OutbreaksI’m Alive (S) (CC) Killer OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC ››› “Mystic River” (2003) Sean Penn. Premiere. ›› “Timeline” (2003, Adventure) Paul Walker. HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) Walt:The ManThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) America’sThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) America’sPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USAIn the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkWork.Work.FturamaFturama“South Park: Bigger”“South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut”TogetherPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) American LoggersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) American LoggersStorm Chasers (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DeckDeck › “College Road Trip”DeckSonnyFish DeckDeckDeckDeckFish Fish Fish (:25) “The Cheetah Girls”CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar (E!) E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialThe E Spec.ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins Final ScrAction SportsMLB Baseball: Indians at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) › “Armageddon” ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) Dennis Quaid. ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) JustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNinjaKill Paid

(GOLF) GolfTop 10Top 10PGA Tour Golf The Heritage, Second Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, First Round. PGA Tour Golf The Heritage, Second Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Gary McCord GolfGolf Central Golf Central

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(NICK) BrainSponge.VictoBig TimeMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeJimmyParents

(SPIKE) Ultimate FighterUltimate FighterAuctionAuctionCoal (S) Coal (S) Good Pets-BadGood Pets-BadPolice ChasesPolice ChasesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidAhh Bra (SYFY) “Lost City Raid”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Sanctuary (N) (S) Stargate UniverseSanctuary (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) ›› “The Midnight Meat Train” (2008) DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Holy Sup.BehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangPraiseFirst The Times 2XtremeImpactHeroes-BibleCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser. (CC) (:05) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (:35) ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser. (CC) Bloopers 4 MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “With Six You Get Eggroll”

›› “Daisy Kenyon” (1947, Romance) Joan Crawford, Dana Andrews.

››› “Stella Dallas” (1937, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles. (CC)

›› “Susan Slade” (1961, Drama) Troy Donahue, Connie Stevens.

›› “Strange Behavior” (1981, Horror) Michael Murphy, Louise Fletcher.

›› “Raw Meat” (1972, Horror) Donald Pleasence. Underground “Painting Clouds With Sunshine”

(TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPrincess BridesSay YesSay YesPrincess BridesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesNinjaPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaid

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›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (CC) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) ›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (CC) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) JusticeBen 10GeneraStarKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillJerryJohnny (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresTriVitaNinjaPaidPaidKill-Paid (TRUTV) Bait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarWorkedWorkedRepoRepoForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S)

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››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott. (CC)

“Burn Notice:The Fall of Sam Axe” (2011) Bruce Campbell, RonReaco Lee.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

›› “The Dukes of Hazzard” (2005, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville. (CC)

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(HBO) “Whole 10 Yds” › “Jonah Hex” (2010) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Talking Funny (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Colin Quinn Long Story Short (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “John Carpenter’s Escape From L.A.” (1996) ‘R’ (:10) ›› “Illegal Tender” (2007) Rick Gonzalez, Wanda De Jesus. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lisa Lampanelli: Long Live ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Public Enemies” (:15) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Lust at First Bite” (2010) Brandin Rackley.‘NR’ (CC) (:20) Life on Top (12:50) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’ ›› “Casual Sex?” (1988) Lea Thompson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Grace of My Heart” (1996, ComedyDrama) Illeana Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell. “Dorian Gray” (2009, Horror) Ben Barnes, Colin Firth. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Miss Conception” (2008) Heather Graham. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30)

››› “Bart Got a Room” (CC)

›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. (S) ‘R’

(:15) Gigolos (S) (:45) Secret Diary of a Call Girl (iTV) ›› “Hannibal” (2001, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “White Coats” (2004, Comedy) Peter Oldring. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Push” (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.‘R’ (:20) ›› “Short Eyes” (1978) Bruce Davison.‘R’ ›› “CQ” (2001, Comedy) Jeremy Davies. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Reunion” (2009, Drama) Brett Cullen. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) APRIL 17 - 23, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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“Broken Trail” (2006, Western) Robert Duvall, Thomas Haden Church. A cowboy and his nephew rescue five Chinese from prostitution. (CC)

›› “U.S. Marshals” (1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (CC) (AP) Maneaters (CC) Last-CowboyDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogPit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Cutest DogBad Dog! (CC) Polar Bear: Spy (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersBethenny, MarriedHousewives/OCHousewives/Atl.Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) House (S) (CC)

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›› “Bhowani Junction” (1956) Ava Gardner, Stewart Granger. (CC)

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›› “Sea Devils” (1937) Victor McLaglen, Ida Lupino. (:45) ››› “The Lost Patrol” (1934) Victor McLaglen.

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