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Weather is still her mainstay, but by joining “Today,” Dylan Dreyer has learned a lot more about being in the kitchen.

The meteorologist for the weekend editions of NBC’s morning program often finds herself in food-related segments, whether she’s in the show’s New York studio, sampling sushi at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport or visiting the Pennsylvania factory where Easter Peeps are made. Rain or snow might be easier to forecast than what or where she’ll be eating next, but she’s enjoying that aspect of the job.

“It was pitched to me as, ‘You’ll be doing the weather,’ but it turned out that (weekend ‘Today’ co-anchor) Erica Hill really enjoys cooking,” says the truly sunny Dreyer, who was a forecaster for Boston NBC affiliate WHDH before the network came calling. “She had pitched a couple of food segments, then I would chime in and say, ‘Hey, I like to cook, too.’ I cook a lot at home, so the more I can be involved, the better.”

Though she also enjoys preparing soups, Dreyer claims chicken potpie as her specialty.

“It was the first recipe I ever cooked without having a recipe,” she says. “I just mixed a bunch of different ingredients together, and it’s the only thing I cook that’s totally mine. I love experimenting with any recipe book; Ina Garten is my ‘go-to’ right now, and I’ve just been cooking my way through her various books, which has been a lot of fun. For my husband, too.”

Before long, Dreyer may be folding her main “Today” role into culinary coverage if a notion she has takes flight.

“I’ve pitched an idea to do seasonal cooking. I will spend whatever amount a recipe calls for, but if I cook within the season and buy what’s most ripe at that time, I feel like I could really save some money ... and also make some fresher-tasting meals.

“Now that I’ve moved to New York City,” Dreyer adds, “I don’t have access to a grill, but I learned from my dad, who was the best griller I know. That would be perfect for the plaza.”

What are you currently reading?

“I’m working my way through Ina Garten’s ‘The Barefoot Contessa’s Back to Basics’ cookbook.”

What did you have for dinner last night?

“We went out, and I had zucchini and pork ragout ... with a side of Brussels sprouts, because those are my new favorite thing.”

What is your next project?

“Besides the weather, I have a couple of (‘Today’) pieces coming up. I love going to factories and seeing how things are made.”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“My last vacation was our honeymoon, and we went to Italy. And I think the ‘why’ is self-explanatory!”

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If you haven’t been paying attention, this little Web series has become one of the hottest properties on the Internet, proving that Jane Austen adaptations can dominate cyberspace as well. Based on “Pride & Prejudice,” the series of video diaries by a 21st-century version of Elizabeth Bennet is apparently pausing at 100 episodes, which have garnered 23 million views on YouTube. Now you can start “reading” again, from the beginning.

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The 13-episode original series launched April 19 on Netflix, which has also created this Facebook page where fans of the show can connect. The onehour murder mystery revolves around the residents of a former steel town in Pennsylvania, whose lives are turned upside down when a 17-year-old is murdered. Eli Roth directs; Brian McGreevy and Lee Shipman are writers. Famke Janssen and Dougray Scott star.

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With a new season just under way on Discovery Channel, fans have to busy themselves during the week between Tuesday fishing expeditions, so Discovery Channel is offering up a fantasy game. Pick your boat, your crew and your spots, and sign up to win weekly prizes and possibly an adventure trip.

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› “Houseguest” (1995, Comedy) Sinbad, Phil Hartman. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) All Access (:45) All Access (:15) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) All Access (N) The Borgias “The Purge” (S) (CC) All Access Gigolos (CC) “Elephant White” (2011) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Trade” (2007, Drama) Kevin Kline, Cesar Ramos. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “Blessed & Cursed” (2010, Drama) Damita Haddon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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