COVER STORY Melissa Leo goes to Big Easy

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

The most famous image of Melissa Leo is at the Academy Awards, letting the F-bomb drop while accepting her Oscar in a gown that defined old Hollywood.

A far more typical image of the actress is of her on a recent blustery day. She’s in well-worn jeans, a gray sweatshirt, plain boots, no makeup and hair pulled back. Leo strides into a hotel on New York’s Bowery, and it would take a sharp-eyed fan to recognize her, which suits Leo just fine.

Leo, who travels without an entourage, picks up borscht from a Ukrainian restaurant and offers to share. Just stopping by Vaselka proves what a downtown woman she is. Leo grew up in this neighborhood before it was chic.

Settling into a club chair, Leo happily discusses playing a mule her first time onstage, what happened at the Oscars, and the return of HBO’s “Treme” Sunday, April 24, in which she plays Toni.

“I have to say, I don’t think she’s a civil rights attorney,” which is how Toni is often characterized, Leo, 50, says.“She is a bleeding heart not just for leftleaning politics but for music, the sacred music of that city.”

That city is post-Katrina New Orleans, and Leo refers to it, without malice, as “a beautifully backward town.”

She had shown up for work with her Oscar in her luggage, but airport security found it troublesome. Leo won her Oscar for her portrayal of Alice Ward in “The Fighter.”

“It’s very powerful,” she says of the statuette.“It’s not just an icon that we use as a term. It’s an actual, not a virtual, icon. Security in New Orleans didn’t know who he was or how I got him.”

So she parked the statuette with her accountant (“my money husband,” she says) while her house in upstate New York undergoes renovations. It’s been five weeks since the Oscars, and Leo has had time to reflect.

“I had a fair amount of practice to make a nice thank you,” she says.“I had noticed what a great big stage it was and I remembered being on the opposite side, watching Kate (Winslet) get hers. She was so dignified and thanked all the right people and it seemed so f... easy!”

Winslet and Leo worked together in the remarkable “Mildred Pierce,” also on HBO.

Just after the Oscars, in a separate interview,Winslet tells Zap2it, “I sent her a text message and said:‘Is that f... you, Melissa, you motherf... cow?’ And the b... hasn’t called me back! Everyone dumps all this s... on me, all the f... time!”

Yes, the great Kate speaks like a drunken sailor, but in a plummy British accent.

Incidentally, Leo did not receive the text message because she does not text.

Leo apologizes again for what she said, and adds, “It is American vernacular, and I am sorry to offend. Network televi-

Melissa Leo stars in “Treme,” which returns for its second season Sunday on HBO. (Photograph by Leslie Hassler) sion is not the time and place. The time delay is wonderful.”

With a glint, she adds, “Thank f... goodness!”

As for the rest of that glamour-soaked evening, Leo adores the dress created for her, which isn’t as heavy as the 70-pound dress she wore to the SAG Awards. And Kirk Douglas is still a sexy man, she says.They’re meeting for tea in Los Angeles.

Some of her recent characters — Lucy in “Mildred Pierce” and Toni in “Treme” — are the sort of women other women want for a best friend.There’s an iron core of loyalty and a can-do spirit about them.The common thread between them is that “both of these characters ment with Brandon’s murder. Patrick and Robin’s first marriage counseling session left them both drained.

One Life to Live

Phyllis Rose showed the photo of Charlie and Echo kissing. Natalie was horrified and told her mother that she was sure the photo had been doctored.Tess told Viki she was a failure as a wife and mother.

Viki was writhing in pain, and Tess thought it was a heart attack until Viki admitted that she was actually Niki Smith. Clint, though, had a real heart attack. John ac- knowledged he covertly obtained Tomas’fingerprints.

The Young and the Restless are inwardly happy,” she says. “They are living the lives they had envisioned for themselves.”

Adam had the grim task of identifying Sharon’s charred body in the morgue. He recognized the engagement ring he had given her. Sharon, meanwhile, had stumbled into a barn and fallen asleep and was awakened by a handsome man. Spencer told Adam he was under arrest for aiding and abetting Sharon’s release. Malcolm and Sofia were enjoying their honeymoon.

Leo also emanates that. As a child, attending nearby P.S. 122, which has since become an arts space, she knew she wanted to act even before she knew what to call it. She loves to work, which is why she’s hoping “Treme” is renewed and she continues working with series creator David Simon, for whom she worked on “Homicide: Life on the Street.”

Leo has been incredibly busy the last couple of years, racking up 24 credits. She downplays that number, explaining some were student films or two-day gigs.

If she could have her pick, Leo says, she would work“in European film,” she says.“That’s a pretty broad statement. No particular language, no particular country.”

Her other goal is to learn to play the guitar. Despite being tone-deaf, Leo bought Ani DiFranco’s guitar at an auction to raise money for New Orleans schools to buy instruments. Though offers are coming in since her Oscar win, what she wants — meaty roles for women — aren’t common.

Leo reflects on that last Sunday in February, when her life changed.

“Nobody could have told me that winning an Oscar would not be the cherry on top, but to get it from Kirk Douglas,” she says, beaming.“I am the luckiest girl who ever lived.”

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Talking Funny (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “The Kingsroad” Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Treme “Accentuate the Positive” (CC)

›› “Jason’s Lyric” (1994, Drama) Allen Payne. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sugar Hill” (1993, Drama) Wesley Snipes, Michael Wright. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Banger Sisters” (2002) Goldie Hawn.‘R’ “Opportunity” (MAX) (5:45) › “Swimfan” (2002) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “Down With Love” (2003) Renée Zellweger. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010) ‘PG’ (CC) Lingerie Feature 08: Runaway Love (N) (S) (CC) ›› “Jennifer’s Body” (2009) Megan Fox.‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “My Blueberry Nights” (2007) Norah Jones.

(:45) ››› “Two for the Road” (1967) Audrey Hepburn.‘NR’ (CC) “Teenage” (SHOW) (5:15) › “Miss Conception” (2008) U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Fight Camp Penn & Teller The Borgias Lucrezia has an affair. Fight Camp Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias Lucrezia has an affair.

››› “Internal Affairs” (1990, Crime Drama) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Safety of Objects” (2001) Glenn Close. iTV Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Mala Noche”

“Give ’Em Hell Malone” (2009) Thomas Jane.‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) (12:15) “Slutty, Busty & Bad” (2009) Mia Presley.‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ››› “The Honeymoon Killers” (1969) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “Children of the Corn: Revelation” (2001) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Lucky Break” (2001) James Nesbitt.‘PG-13’

(1986) Tim Streeter. iTV.‘NR’ ›› “Crashing” (2007) Campbell Scott.‘R’ (CC) “Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega” ‘G’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “The Naked Face” ‘R’

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“Death Wish 4:The Crackdown” (1987) Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz. (CC) (:15) › “Death Wish 4:The Crackdown” (1987, Crime Drama) Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz. (CC) The Killing A new piece of evidence. (:32) ›› “She’s Having a Baby” (1988, ComedyDrama) Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth McGovern. (CC) The Killing A new piece of evidence. Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Life (S) (CC) Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsLife (S) (CC) TapeTapeLost FreakConfessionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/OCHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidActor’s Studio (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe FacebookSupermarketsMexico’s Drug WarMad MoneyThe FacebookSupermarketsPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertJohn OliverFturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonSteve Byrne: Byrne IdentityPaidPaidPaidPaid

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ConanLopez Tonight ›› “Four Brothers” (2005) Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) ››› “The Big Country” (CC) ››› “The Snows of Kilimanjaro” (1952, Adventure) Gregory Peck. (CC)

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›››› “North by Northwest” (1959, Suspense) Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint. (CC) (DVS) ›››› “The Magnificent Ambersons” (1942) Tim Holt (:15) ›› “On Dangerous Ground” (1951) Ida Lupino, Robert Ryan. (CC) ›› “One Million Years B.C.” (1966) (TLC) Extreme RoyalRoyal WeddingCountdown to the Royal Wedding (N) Royal WeddingCountdown to the Royal Wedding (S) Extreme RoyalSayYesITV Morning Show (N) (CC) The Royal Wedding (N) (S Live) (CC) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Inside the NBASouthland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Shells”(S) (TOON)

››› “The Wrong Man” (1956, Crime Drama) Henry Fonda, Vera Miles.

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(HBO) ›› “17 Again” Child Garden ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) Bow Wow. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Fast FiveTreme “Accentuate the Positive” (CC) Taxicab Confessions (S) (CC)

(:10) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Mrs. Henderson Presents” (2005) Judi Dench. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Summer Heights (3:55) ››› “A Serious Man” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (CC) Saving Pelican (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Species” (1995) (S) ‘R’

›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Repo Men” (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law, Forest Whitaker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(10:50) “Dangerous Attractions” (2010) (12:15) ››› “Running Scared” (1986) Gregory Hines. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “It Runs in the Family” (2003) Michael Douglas.‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Phantom of the Paradise” (1974) Paul Williams. “Looking” (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) (CC) Bud Greenspan Presents: 2010 Vancouver Olympics (iTV) (N) (S) (CC)

Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (N) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S) Stripped: Greg Friedler’s Naked Las Vegas (CC) Pauly Shore and Friends (CC) “Attack on Darfur” (2010) Billy Zane. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. iTV. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria.‘R’ (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Rain” (2008) (S) ‘R’

›› “War, Inc.” (2008, Comedy) John Cusack, Hilary Duff. (S) ‘R’

“Killshot” (2009, Drama) Diane Lane. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Big Fan” (2009) Patton Oswalt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:15) “Staying on Top” (2002) Holly Sampson.‘NR’

(:45) ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. (S) ‘R’

(:05) ››› “Color Me Kubrick” (2005) John Malkovich. “StepLiquid”

The Crackdown” › “Death Wish V:The Face of Death” (1994) Charles Bronson. (CC) › “Death Wish V:The Face of Death” (1994) Charles Bronson. (CC) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel, George Clooney. (CC) ››› “Deliverance” (1972, Adventure) Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty. (CC) ›› “Corridors of Blood” (1958, Horror) Boris Karloff. The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Fatal AttractionsKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (N) Killer OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Killer OutbreaksFatal AttractionsKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersTop Chef Masters ››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. ›››

Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. Housewives/NYCPregnant in HeelsPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) America’sMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Larry/CableComedyComedyDenis Leary:South PkSouth Pk ››› “Bad Santa” (2003) (PA) (CC) ›› “Beer League” (2006) (PA) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid

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Royal Wedding“William & Kate” (2011) Ben Cross. “Prince William” (2002) Jordan Frieda. ChrisMotherWillWillReba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainFanboyVictoBig TimeMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeJimmyParents (SPIKE) Ultimate FighterAuctionAuctionRepoRepoCoal (S) Coal (S) AuctionAuction ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) George Clooney. (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “Splinter”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Sanctuary (N) (S) Stargate UniverseSanctuary (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) ›› “Kill Theory” (2009, Horror) DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Holy Sup.BehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangPraiseFirst The Times 2XtremeImpactHeroes-BibleCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

›› “Last Holiday” (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A terminally ill woman lives it up on vacation. (:20) › “My Baby’s Daddy” (2004, Comedy) Eddie Griffin. (12:05) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003, RomanceComedy) LL Cool J, Gabrielle Union. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Pretty Baby” (1950)

››› “Royal Wedding” (1951) Fred Astaire, Jane Powell. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Roman Holiday” (1953) Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Glass Slipper” (1955, Musical) Leslie Caron. (CC)

››› “The Swan” (1956) Grace Kelly, Alec Guinness, Louis Jourdan. (CC)

›››› “The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg” (1927) Ramon Navarro.

›› “Murder on a Bridle Path” (1936) (TLC) Royal WeddingThe Royal Wedding (S) (CC) Say YesSay YesThe Royal Wedding (S) (CC) Say YesSay YesRoyal WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Bones (S) (CC)

›› “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage. (CC) ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) (CC) (12:15) › “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997) Sandra Bullock. CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) JusticeBen 10GeneraStarKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyJohnny (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Most ShockingMost ShockingVegas Vegas ForensicForensicDominick DunneDominick DunneNorthNorthForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Designated Target” (S) (CC)

›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (2008) Harrison Ford. (CC) (:40) ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities. (CC) (:31) In Plain Sight Mary Shannon relocates witnesses.

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(HBO) “Termnator” ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “May” (2002, Horror) Angela Bettis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer. (:15) ››› “Home Alone” (S) (MAX) (5:00) ›› “Hoodlum” (1997) (S) ‘R’ (:15) › “Friday the 13th” (2009, Horror) Jared Padalecki. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami.‘R’ (CC)

“The Erotic Traveler 3: Naked Pearls” (2007) (S) (CC)

(:05) › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Mother of Tears” (2007) Asia Argento. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ››› “Return to Me” (2000) David Duchovny, Minnie Driver. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny. iTV.‘R’ (:45) ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) Ryan Reynolds.‘R’ Gigolos (iTV) (S) DiaryCall Girl Aries Spears: Look I’m Smiling

(:15) › “Play the Game” (2008, Comedy) Andy Griffith. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Scream 3” (2000) “Shadowheart” (2009, Drama) Angus Macfadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Deal” (2008) William H. Macy. (S) ‘R’ (:40) “The Amateurs” (2005, Comedy) Jeff Bridges, Ted Danson. (S) ‘R’

(:45) Jon Lovitz Presents (CC) (:45) › “The Collector” (2009) Josh Stewart.‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Harvard Man” (2001) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’

“The Narrows” (2008, Drama) Kevin Zegers, Vincent D’Onofrio. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “How About You” (2007) Hayley Atwell. “Good Intent”

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