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Chef SAMMY DEMARCO enjoys ‘Chow’-ing down on Travel Channel
If sampling a locale’s food isn’t enjoyable enough, sharing the experience with your best friend can make it even better.
Chef Sammy DeMarco (alias “Sammy D”) is doing just that, taking road trips with longtime pal and movie director Frank Coraci (“The Wedding Singer”), in Travel Channel’s new Tuesday series “Chow Masters.” In back-to-back episodes on April 29, they sample macaroni and cheese in San Francisco and tacos in Austin, Texas, with the cook behind the version they judge to be the best of three receiving $10,000 and a Golden Skillet Award.
“I grew up in a Sicilian-Italian family,” boisterous cook and restaurateur DeMarco says, “so I was never a stranger to food. It was always around and part of my life, and coming through my career and working in some high-end places, I always found myself going downtown and eating casual food late at night.”
DeMarco eventually added some of those edibles to his own eateries in locales from Atlantic City, N.J., to Australia. “It wasn’t re-creating the wheel,” he says, “but food that people crave, and that really is comfort food ... the stuff after you’re done doing something else. People relate to it.”
What became “Chow Masters” originally was pitched as a burger-centric program. “As we started filming, the show evolved,” DeMarco reports. “With comfort food, there’s so much more range. It’s a wider opportunity to do more fun stuff.”
Having Coraci (“my best friend since childhood”) along only has added to the fun for DeMarco.
“All of sudden, he’s in my world, and I’m in his. This is only good if you look over the table and say to someone, ‘Hey, this is great, isn’t it?’ We did a lot of things together for the first time, so it’s really exciting to be getting on the road and experiencing things with him 40 years after I met him.”
•What are you currently reading?
“I look at a lot of Dr. Oz’s stuff, and I read a lot of motivational stuff that helps me focus on balancing my life. Chefs get wrapped up in what they do. I also listen to a lot of audiobooks; I travel tremendously, so on the plane, I just put those on.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“We’d been out out for brunch, so we did simple gyros at home.”
•What is your next project?
”I’m launching Ingredient Group, which is my own licensed food company (pertaining to) any food-related items. And I have an American dumpling concept that I’m looking to launch.”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
”It was in Delray (Beach, Fla.). We wrapped up shooting in Miami, and my mom spends the winters in Delray, so I shot down there and spent time with her.”
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(:10) “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995) Chris O’Donnell. (CC) “SecretMy”
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(EWTN) Mother AngelicaKarol: Man Who BecameKarol: Man Who BecameShaking the EarthDaily Mass (CC) Beati.Savoring Our Faith (CC) Holy Wd.LectioEWTN LiveThe TaLife Is Worth Living (CC)
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››› “The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming” (1966) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Cincinnati Kid” (1965) Steve McQueen. (CC) (DVS) (:15) › “Doll Squad” (1973, Action) Michael Ansara, Francine York. › “10 Violent Women” (1982, Action) Sherri Vernon. Time Out ››› “Adventures of Don Juan” (TLC) Undercover BossSex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to OMG! EMT! (CC) Sex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to OMG! EMT! (CC) Undercover BossPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Mission: Imp. 2”Tip-OffNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Rachel Ticotin (CC) ››› “Mission: Impossible 2” (2000) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) › “The Smurfs”King/HillKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyBoonBoonAttackBleachSpace Naruto1 PieceExorcistLagoonShellNarutoFullmetalSamuraiStarTitanLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...(12:01) World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man Cleveland 3’s Company
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›› “Tony: London Serial Killer” (2009) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan.
›› “Tony: London Serial Killer” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan.
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