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“Entire Wolfpack of Reseda,” www.myspace.com/wolfpackofreseda ingredients – to come up with an original design. So I really wanted to concentrate on the inspirations.” Inspirations that include magicians, ballerinas and family bonds. Ultimately, Ben-Israel aims to embolden his proteges to always think outside the box.

“I agreed to the role of the Sweet Genius as long as everybody works to the same goal – to create magnificent desserts,” he says. “But it’s still a game. So as long as everybody is willing to play with me, I am happy!”

•What has been your strangest fan encounter?

“I went to a costume shop to prepare myself for Halloween and I was dressed up as a dancing bear. I thought no one would recognize me, but another group of revelers started screaming loud, ‘He’s the Sweet Genius! He’s the Sweet Genius!’ ”

•What are your three favorite magazines?

“Food Network Magazine. I also love Martha Stewart Weddings. And the last one I’ve been subscribing to for over 20 years – New York Magazine.”

•What are three must-haves in your fridge?

“I always have Ottomanelli chicken bones to make soup. I have fresh ginger – it’s my ultimate favorite component. And I’m a great sparkling water drinker.”

•Is there a dance performance you never tire of?

“That is a huge question! I love Balanchine – can I say a choreographer I’d always watch, instead?”

“PBS Games,” www.pbs. org/special/pbs-games/

If solitaire just isn’t doing it for you anymore during the odd coffee break or lunch hour, navigate over here for quizzes, trivia questions and brain teasers based on such PBS programs as “Sesame Street” (did you know the guy who voices little puppet Elmo is 6 feet tall?). There are also links to info on such topics as arts and entertainment, culture and society, health, history, home and how-to, news and public affairs, parents, science and nature, and technology, along with social media links and widgets.

Now live in its entirety on Myspace, the eight-episode scripted horror/comedy from Fox Digital Entertainment — described as “Office Space” meets “True Blood” — focuses on Ben March, an ordinary office-bound 20-something who becomes convinced that a werewolf has bitten him in the Los Angeles suburb of Reseda. He forms his own “wolfpack” and becomes the alpha wolf of Reseda, but he may have a hard time holding onto his humanity.

“A Day in the Life,” www. hulu.com/a-day-in-the-life

The original series from documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (“Super Size Me”) presents new episodes every Monday, exclusively at the online TV service Hulu.com, looking at individuals on the pop culture landscape who interest him. He allows the audience to have a “fly on the wall” experience of a day in the lives of actors, musicians, comedians, chefs, athletes and entrepreneurs. A recent episode followed Joel McHale, host of “The Soup” on E! Entertainment Television and star of NBC’s “Community.”

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(:45) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley, Sam Worthington. ‘R’

››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “King of California” (2007) Michael Douglas. (12:10) ››› “The Believer” (2001) Ryan Gosling. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Little Boy Blue” (1997) Ryan Phillippe. ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman. ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) “Son of Morning” (2011)

(1:50) ››› “24 Hour Party People” (2002) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson. “Lightkeep”

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“The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. (CC)

›› “Bachelor Party” (1984) Tom Hanks. Hookers, mule and more show up for guy’s bash. (CC) CSI:

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Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)

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(12:15) “House of the Rising Sun” (2011) Dave Bautista. Mayweather

(:15) ›› “The Alarmist” (1997, Comedy) David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Somewhere”

(2010) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC) “IndianCupbrd” (MAX) (5:20) ›› “You Got Served” (2004) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:40) › “The Order” (2003, Suspense) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:25) ›› “The Infiltrator” (1995) Oliver Platt. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Sicilian Clan” (1969, Crime Drama) Alain Delon. ‘GP’ (CC) (SHOW) “Ceremony” “Womb” (2010) Eva Green. A woman gives birth to a clone of her dead lover. ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) Sunset Place ›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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“The Matrix Revolutions” (CC) › “Collateral Damage” (2002, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas. (CC)

›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel, Colm Feore. (CC)

›› “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. Vicious creatures stalk the survivors of a spaceship crash.

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›› “Nothing to Lose” (1997) Martin Lawrence, Tim Robbins. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Wait Until Dark” ››› “The Three Faces of Eve” (1957, Drama) (CC) (:45) ›››› “12 Angry Men” (1957, Drama) Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb. (CC)

› “They Came to Rob Las Vegas” (1969, Action) Gary Lockwood, Elke Sommer. Premiere.

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(:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) (S) (TMC) (5:10)

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Citizen U.S.A.: A 50-State Road Trip

›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “One Day” (2011) Anne Hathaway. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig. ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:50) › “Up Close & Personal” (1996) Robert Redford. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. (S) (:10) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›››› “Alien” (1979, Science Fiction) Tom Skerritt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) Katherine Heigl. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Trading Places” (1983) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010) Josh Hopkins. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Doom Runners” (1997) “Jr. Detective Agency” (2009) Luke Perry. ‘G’ (CC) ›› “Danny Deckchair” (2003) Rhys Ifans. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ››› “Blind Faith” (1998, Crime Drama) Charles S. Dutton, Courtney B. Vance. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) Rosalind Chao. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Barry Munday” (2010) Patrick Wilson. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Lucky Ones” (2008, Drama) Rachel McAdams. (S) ‘R’

(4:00) ›› “Earthquake” (1974) (CC)

“Backdraft” (1991, Action) Kurt Russell. Chicago firefighters work overtime to stop a mad arsonist. (CC)

››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) George Clooney. A fishing boat sails into the storm of the century. (CC)

››› “North Country” (2005, Drama) Charlize Theron. A miner charges her employer with sexual harassment. (CC) The Killing Sarah looks into a secret. Mad Men “The Hobo Code” (CC) (AP) My Cat From HellCats 101 (N) (S) Tanked (N) (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Cats 101 (S) My Cat From HellTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/NJ ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. Inside the Actors Studio (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomSellng MiraclesPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) Will Ferrell. Jeff DunhamJeff Dunham: ControlledThe Comedy Central RoastTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0(:15) The Comedy Central Roast (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) Good Good Good Good “Good Luck Charlie”JessieANT JessieAustinGood Good Good Good “Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars”PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasMickeyMickey (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportsCenter (N) MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at Galaxy Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing 30 for 30 (CC) SEC Storied (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) The Announcement (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) NASCAR Racing

(EWTN) Angelica LiveKarol: A Man Who RosaryLiving RightThe Journey HomeDaily MassFaithSaintsEldest-ChurchHandingCatholicEWTN LiveBeholdLifeR. CoeliRutler

(FAM) ››› “The Lion King” (1994, Musical) ››› “The Lion King” (1994, Musical) “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (1971) PrincePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass

(FSN) 50 Greatest TwinsSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. (N) Twins SpotlightBoxing MLB Baseball: Twins at Mariners Twins Classics

(FX) “X-Men: Last” ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. LouieLouieLouieLouieTwo Two

(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round. (N Same-day

(NBCSN) KenNHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. NHL LiveHockey Poker After DarkPoker After DarkPaidPaidGrt PilPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) VictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) RockBucket’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyTBAGrownPenguin (SPIKE) ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) (S) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) Dennis Quaid. ›› “Fighting” (2009) Channing Tatum. (S) Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Treasure Island (Premiere) (Part 1 of 2) Treasure Island (N) (Part 2 of 2) › “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Treasure Island (Part 1 of 2) Treasure Island (Part 2 of 2) Total BlackoutPaidPaid (TBN) “Passion-Christ”In Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel“Johnny” (2010, Drama) HistoryOak VirtualChristianJourney to EverestStrangerLindseyGospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ››› “Ocean’s Thirteen” (2007, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. (CC)

› “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS)

›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (4:00) “The Bridge on the River Kwai”

››› “Camille” (1936, Romance) Greta Garbo, Robert Taylor. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Waterloo Bridge” (1940) Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Written on the Wind” (1956) Rock Hudson, Lauren Bacall. (CC)

››› “Love Is a Many Splendored Thing” (1955) Jennifer Jones. (CC)

››› “The French Lieutenant’s Woman” (1981) Meryl Streep. (:15) ›› “Down to Earth” (1947) (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) StompPregameNBA Basketball NBA Basketball Inside the NBA (N) ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Monster House” (2006) King/HillChilLoiterFam GuyBoonAqua BleachFullmetalDurararaKekFoolyCowboyBig OGhostBleachFullmetalDurararaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Cool Tools: TrvGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest... ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland

Cleveland The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Love & War” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Endgame” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Moonlighting” (S) (CC)

NCIS A girl is kidnapped. (S) (CC) ››› “X-Men” (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. (CC) NCIS “Dog Tags” (S) (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk “Mr. Monk Goes to Jail” (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t ›› “View From the Top” (2003) WorldScudder

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” ‘R’ Fight Day Now! Mayweather/Cotto The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: 2012 Induction Ceremony Inductees include Beastie Boys. (N) (S) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Identity” (2003) John Cusack. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Conchords (:25) › “Cherry Falls” (2000) Michael Biehn. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “In & Out” (1997) Kevin Kline. (MAX) (5:00) ›› “Trading Places” (1983)

››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Girl’s Guide “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(12:50) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “Fargo” (1996) Frances McDormand. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “A Little Sex” (1981) Tim Matheson. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:55) ››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:35) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (:10) The Borgias “Stray Dogs” (S) Nurse Jackie (:35) The Big C (S)

“Devil’s Playground” (2010) Danny Dyer. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) “Repeaters” (2010) Dustin Milligan. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) “Devil’s Playground” (2010, Horror) Danny Dyer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The English Patient” (1996) Ralph Fiennes. Count’s fling with a British newlywed leads to tragedy. ‘R’

›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:50) “Repeaters” (2010) Dustin Milligan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Kill Me Later” (2001) Selma Blair. (S) ‘R’ “Ernest Scared”