Late Laughs

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

The world’s largest Starbucks opened in Chicago. It’s a Starbucks that’s five stories high. I think I know how this happened: when the builders said, “What size do you want it?” the Starbucks people were like, “Tall.”

It was announced that the next Real Housewives franchise is coming to Salt Lake City! And, this is cool, since the show is in Utah, all the housewives will be married to the same guy.

I love Thanksgiving. It’s that special time when you spend half the day complaining about driving, then the other half wishing you were back on the road.

Pier 1 is closing and filing for bankruptcy. It may not mean much to you, but I promise your aunt is devastated.

I heard a spinoff of “The Masked Singer” is in the works with masked dancers. A show where people dance but you don’t know who they are! It’s called “Dancing with the Stars.”

I read about a White Claw factory that’s opening in Arizona. Or, as students at Arizona State are calling it, “church.”

Last year, Pokémon Go users spent almost $900 million in the app. Either that or a three-year-old got on their parent’s phone for five minutes.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy is taking the summer off to do ... whatever the hell white people do. So, he asked me to guest host. The word “guest” doesn’t seem quite right. When you invite a guest over for dinner, you don’t make them show up to an empty house and cook their own damn food, do you?

This was probably the worst Fourth of July ever. This year, instead of fireworks, we all watched our summer plans

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Actor Mark Wahlberg and TV host Dr. Oz have been fighting on social media this week about the importance of