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Grabbing and gulping on the go with
Daymon “Daym” Patterson loves to eat, doesn’t cook and would live off takeout if his wife didn’t prepare meals at home.
He’s developed a loyal YouTube audience by talking about fast food.
Capitalizing on that following, the Travel Channel launched “Best Daym Takeout.”
The Wednesday series has Patterson ordering takeout (not fast food) from restaurants around the country, then eating the food in a car.
Patterson samples local specialties such as deep-dish pizza in Chicago and po’boys in New Orleans. In the six episodes, he also visits Atlanta, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Portland, Ore. He does not care about ambience, waiters’ response time or if he can replicate a dish.
Nutritionists might roll their eyes, but Patterson knows what people eat and whom they relate to.
In Focus
“I wasn’t going to leave YouTube for anything,” he says. “I wanted to keep it close to what people know.”
He visits three restaurants in each episode, and one is named “Best Daym Takeout.”
Patterson, a massive man, likes big portions and familiar food, though in the show he does try new dishes such as crawfish.
Commenting on whatever he was eating began as a lark and with no place more exotic than Burger King. A big-box store employee, he was on a break and needed to stay close to the store, so he went to a Burger King, ordered the French toast and recorded his reaction.
The next week he uploaded his review of a Dunkin’ Donuts sandwich.
“It was all just because of the ease and accessibility,” he says. “Fast food was right there. If I didn’t like it, you knew from my facial expressions."
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(:35) Life on Top (:05) Life on Top Girl’s Guide (:10) ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994, Drama) Andy Garcia. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “French Kiss” (1995) Meg Ryan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:15) › “Twisted” (2004) Ray Donovan “Housewarming” 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) Dexter “A Little Reflection” (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Trevor Noah: African American (S) (:15) Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse (S) (:15) ›› “Face Down” (1997, Suspense) Joe Mantegna. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Big Lebowski” ‘R’
››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S) ››› “The Way Back” (2010, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Colin Farrell. Premiere. ‘PG-13’
›› “Once in the Life” (2000) Laurence Fishburne. Premiere. ‘R’
“Batbabe: The Dark Nightie” (2009) Darian Caine. (S) ‘NR’
›› “Beaches” (1988, Drama) Bette Midler, John Heard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Baby Dance”
(AP) River MonstersRiver Monsters: Unhooked (S) Super CrocRiver Monsters: Unhooked (S) Super CrocRiver MonstersTo
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›› “Heart Condition” (1990) Bob Hoskins, Denzel Washington. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “The Cat and the Fiddle”
››› “Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ” (1925) Ramon Novarro, Francis X. Bushman.
›››› “The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg” (1927) Ramon Navarro.
››› “Mata Hari” (1931, Biography) Greta Garbo. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Night Is Young” (1935) Ramon Navarro, Evelyn Laye. (CC)
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Burn Notice “Bitter Pill” (12:02) Graceland “Bag Man” (:02) ›› “Crank” (2006, Action) Jason Statham, Amy Smart. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Summer Camp “Truth or Dare” (WGN-A) MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) “Anchorman: Legend of Ron” The Newsroom (S) (CC) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Real Sex (S) (CC)
True Blood (S) (CC) Hard Knocks: Training Camp Cathouse ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’
(:15) ››› “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”
(2005) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Phenomenon” (1996) ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:20) › “Snake Eyes” (1998) ‘R’
››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Strike Back (S) (CC) Strike Back (S) (:40) “Baby Dolls Behind Bars” (2012) Jazy Berlin. (S)
›› “The Watcher” (2000) James Spader. ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Lake Placid” (1999) Bill Pullman. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “Dawg” (2002) Denis Leary. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Problem Child 2” (1991) John Ritter. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Daylight” (S) (:45) History of the Eagles The evolution and popularity of The Eagles. (S) (CC) Polyamory Mr. Web Therapy
››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Restitution” (2011) Mena Suvari. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) Movie (S) (CC) (:15) “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) › “The Crow: City of Angels” (1996) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Fahrenheit 9/11” (2004) Filmmaker Michael Moore examines the Bush adminstration. (Off Air)“The Forger” (2012) Josh Hutcherson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) “The Tortured” (2010) Erika Christensen. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde” (2003) (TMC) (5:10) ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) ›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTwitter Rev.The Profit American GreedMad MoneyThe Profit American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperStroumboulopAnderson CooperAnderson CooperStroumboulopAnderson CooperAnderson CooperStroumboulopNew Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Work.Work.Work.Work.Tosh.0J. Oliver ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) ›› “Waiting...” (2005) Ryan Reynolds. (CC) Pete HolmesPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Monster SharksThe Great White Gold Rush (N) (S) Saint Hoods (N) (S) Gold Rush (CC) Saint Hoods (CC) The Great White Gold Rush (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Shake ItAustinANT JessiePhineasGravityDogGood AustinAustinAustinJessieJessieJessieJessie ›› “Jumping Ship” (2001) PhineasDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) E! News (N) VanessaSoupFashion PoliceFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion Police ›› “Bring It On: All or Nothing”PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Little League Baseball Little League Baseball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) Film Room SportsNation ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinals. Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (CC) NFL History 2013 ESPYs Awards (CC) 30 for 30 (CC)
(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryCrossingEvangeRutlerWomen of GraceDaily MassLife on the RockCampusCatholicRememSaints PortraitsHeroic JourneyCro.My Faith
(FAM) › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. › “Zookeeper” (2011) Kevin James. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidNopaleaPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) VikingsTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. (N) Twins VikingsWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at White Sox PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) “Ice Age: Dawn”
››› “Rio” (2011) Jesse Eisenberg ››› “Rio” (2011) Jesse Eisenberg ››› “Tropic
(SYFY) Joe Rogan Qu.WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Continuum (N) Haven “Stay” ContinuumFace Off: The Vets Strike Back (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC)
PriceFontaineCall2AllCrefloBehindPraiseReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ›› “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell. There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? › “Norbit” (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Le Mans” (1971)
››› “The Cincinnati Kid” (1965, Drama) Steve McQueen. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Reivers” (1969) Steve McQueen, Rupert Crosse. (CC) ››› “Papillon” (1973) Steve McQueen. Safecracker and counterfeiter try Devil’s Island escape. (:45) ››› “Soldier in the Rain” (1963) Jackie Gleason, Steve McQueen. ›› “The Blob” (1958) Steven McQueen. (CC) ››› “They Won’t Forget” (CC) (TLC) Gypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingThe Big DayWhat Not to WearThe Big DayWhat Not to WearGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle (S) (CC)
›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) King & Maxwell ›› “Four Brothers” (2005) (CC)
›› “Invincible” (2006) (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularTeenCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenChina, ILSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...UploadUploadMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...UploadUploadMost ShockingLizardPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) The ExesFriends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
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(HBO) ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boardwalk Empire “Resolution” (S)
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The Newsroom (S) (CC)
Hard Knocks: Training Camp ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Primal Fear” (1996, Crime Drama) Richard Gere, Laura Linney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Champ “Madagascar”
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Strike Back (S) (:40) Strike Back (S) (CC) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Strike Back (Season Premiere) (N)
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(11:50) “Dark Secrets” (2012) ‘NR’
(:15) ›› “The Thing” (2011, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Clearing” (2004) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Last Married Couple in America” (1980) (SHOW) (5:15) › “The Darkest Hour” (2011) (6:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Deontay Wilder vs. Siarhei Liakhovich. Deontay Wilder vs. Siarhei Liakhovich. From Indio, Calif. (N) (Live) Ray Donovan “Housewarming” 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
› “Legendary” (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson, John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:10) ›› “Afterschool” (2008, Drama) Ezra Miller. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Saw” (2004, Horror) Cary Elwes, Danny Glover. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Trainspotting” (1996) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “But I’m a Cheerleader” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Cool Runnings” (1993) ‘PG’
(3:55) “Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. (CC) “My Left Foot” ‘R’ (TMC) (5:15) › “200 Cigarettes” (1999) ‘R’
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(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLucyObjectAngelsKnightsHeritageRosaryDaily MassActs MiraclesEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Maximilian: Saint Wisdom
(FAM) ›› “Hocus Pocus” (1993, Comedy) “Legend of the Guardians-Ga’Hoole”“Willy Wonka & Chocolate” “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”“Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)
(FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love Rooster PaidWoodsOutDW-TVDue PolarisGolf LifeMLB Baseball: Twins at White Sox VikingsCycling Tour of Utah. (N) (Live) UFC Reloaded
(FX) “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs”MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ›› “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008) ›› “2012” (2009, Action) John Cusack. (GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Live From the PGA Championship (N) (Live) ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open.
“Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. Golf U.S. Women’s Amateur, Day 4. From Charleston, S.C. Feherty David Duval.
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(LIFE) PaidPerfecPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDoubleDoubleDoubleDoubleDoubleDouble › “Two Can Play That Game” (2001) “Twist of Faith” (2013) Toni Braxton. “Pastor Brown” (NBCSN) Premier LeaguePremier League Classics (N) Premier League Classics (N) Premier LeaguePremier LeagueAuto RacingMotorcycle Racing (N) (Live) RacerTVAuctionsYachting (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayTurtlesRabbidsSponge.Sponge.RangersSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsSam & Sam & HauntedHauntedSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenants ››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. ››› “Coming to America” (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZonePrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: New (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNews ›› “Natalie’s Rose” (1998) Jericho (TBS) Fresh Prince Fresh Prince House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement Name Is Earl › “Norbit” (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton. (CC) ››
“Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell. Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens Family Guy (S) (TCM) “TheyForget” (:45) ›› “Rich Man, Poor Girl” (1938) Robert Young.
››› “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” (1941) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Johnny Eager” (1942) Robert Taylor, Lana Turner. (CC)
››› “The Postman Always Rings Twice” (1946) Lana Turner. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Green Dolphin Street” (1947, Adventure) Lana Turner, Donna Reed, Richard Hart. (CC) ››› “Ziegfeld Girl” (1941, Musical) James Stewart. (CC) (TLC)
PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (N) TattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoos (TNT) Perception (CC) King & MaxwellMajor CrimesRizzoli & Isles2013 PGA Championship Third Round. (N) (Live) (CC)
›› “The Last Castle” (2001) Robert Redford. ›› “Invincible” (2006) (CC) Four (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéLegendsBen 10BatmanTeenScoobyScoobyScoobyScoobyScoobyScoobyScoobyScooby“Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins”“Scooby-Doo: Mask” (TRAV) When VacationsMonumental MysOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumNo ReservationFoodFoodAdam Adam BBQ Cr.BBQ Cr.Best Best WatWatWatWatBikinis-Board. (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingBait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarPawnPawnJokersJokersWipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
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Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ››› “The American President” (1995) Premiere. (CC) (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Royal Pains “Hammertime” Burn Notice “Bitter Pill” (CC) (DVS) Suits “Conflict of Interest” Graceland “Hair of the Dog”
›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (CC)
››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) (5:30) ››› “Madagascar” (S) Hard Knocks: Training Camp ›› “Elektra” (2005) Jennifer Garner. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr.
(:15) “Phil Spector” (2013, Docudrama) Al Pacino, Helen Mirren. (S) (CC)
“First Comes Love” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) “Last Married” (:20) ›› “Black Dog” (1998) Patrick Swayze. (CC)
(7:50) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA.
(:40) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Chain Reaction” (1996, Action) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) › “White Noise” (2005) Michael Keaton. (CC)
“Don’t Be a Menace to South Central” › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:20) ››› “My Left Foot” (1989) (:05) ››› “Shakespeare in Love” (1998) Joseph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Dangerous Minds” (1995, Drama) Michelle Pfeiffer. ‘R’ Web Therapy › “Boat Trip” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘R’ (CC)
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.
“Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (2007) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Dexter “A Little Reflection” (CC) Ray Donovan “Housewarming”
››› “The Way Back” (2010, Drama) Jim Sturgess. ‘PG-13’
››› “Twins” (1988, Comedy) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
“I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
GrownChris Rock: Never Scared (S)
(DISC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieJessie“Judy Moody-NOT Bummer Summer”ANT JessieJessieJessieAustinAustinAustinShake ItShake It“The Poof Point” (2001) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) E! News ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001) Jack Black KardashianFashion PoliceVanessaSoupTotal DivasTotal DivasChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Little League Baseball Little League Baseball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Auto RacingATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Men’s Second Semifinal. (N) (Live)
(EWTN) Mother AngelicaSon of Maryam (CC) RosaryLiving RightPreviewThe Daily MassReligionSavoringFelix Varela MarriageEWTN LiveAt LastLivingAngelusCatholic (FAM) Pirates(:20) ››› “Cars” (2006) Paul Newman (8:55) ›››› “WALL-E” (2008) ›› “Hocus Pocus” (1993, Comedy) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (FSN) (5:00) UFC Reloaded World Poker TourBull RidingCycling NFL Preseason Football: Texans at Vikings UFC Ultimate Knockouts UFC UnleashedWest-Customs (FX) (3:30) ›› “2012” ››› “Avatar” (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. AngerSunnySunnyLeagueLeagueSunnySunnyLeagueLeagueTwo PaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship (N) (Live) Live From the PGA ChampionshipLive From the PGA ChampionshipGolf U.S. Women’s Amateur, Day 4. From Charleston, S.C. Live From the PGA ChampionshipLive From the PGA Championship Live From the PGA Championship (HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmeriPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnAmerican PickersAmeriPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid (LIFE) “Pastor Brown” ›› “Madea’s Family Reunion” (2006) “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail”(:02) ›› “Madea’s Family Reunion”“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail”ChrisChrisJoint PaidPaidJuicing! (NBCSN) Yachting MLS Soccer D.C. United at Philadelphia Union. (N) World Series of Fighting 4 (N) (Live) World Series of Fighting 4 PaidPaidPaidPaidFishingWildLiHunter (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sam & HauntedMarvinBig TimeSee DadFull H’seFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Coming-Amer.” ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) (S) ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) (S) ››› “The Mask” (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey. Ways PaidPaidHang PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Primeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewPrimeval: NewFace Off: The Vets Strike Back Joe Rogan Qu.Joe Rogan Qu.Joe Rogan Qu.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel“Miles from Nowhere” (2009) HistoryOak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangSullivan & Son Deal With It ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami. (CC)
› “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Zieg- feld Girl”
››› “The Bad and the Beautiful” (1952, Drama) Lana Turner. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “Imitation of Life” (1959, Drama) Lana Turner, John Gavin, Sandra Dee. (CC) ››› “Peyton Place” (1957, Drama) Lana Turner. Grace Metalious’ steamy tale of life in a New England town. (CC)
››› “The Three Musketeers” (1948, Adventure) Lana Turner, Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Long Night” (1947) (CC) (TLC) Sex, Lies andHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceSex, Lies andPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (5:45) ›› “Four Brothers” (2005) (CC) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. › “Biker Boyz” (2003, Action) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright” (2013) King/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyCleveBoonBleachNaruto1 PieceSoul SwordIGPXEureka 7Big OFullmetalCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Mysteries-MuseumMonumental MysGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMonumental MysPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestTop 20 FunniestMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestTop 20 FunniestMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (4:30) “The American President” The ExesRaymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Rock a My Soul”
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(HBO) (5:50) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012)
Julianne Hough. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Clear History” (2013) Larry David. Premiere. (S) (CC) (:45) The Newsroom (S) (CC) Hard Knocks: Training Camp (:45) “Clear History” (2013, Comedy) Larry David, Bill Hader. (S) (CC) ›› “The Beach” (2000, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Descendants” (2011, Drama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hard Times” (MAX)
(:10) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Strike Back (S) Amer. Reunion ›› “Taken 2” (2012, Action) Liam Neeson. ‘NR’ (CC)
(:45) Strike Back (S) (CC)
(:35) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) Life on Top (:45) Life on Top (:15) ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Garden State” (2004) Zach Braff. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Love” (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) ‘R’
››› “Shakespeare in Love” (1998) Joseph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Candyman 3: Day of the Dead” (1999) Tony Todd. ‘R’
(:35) “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Candyman 3: Day of the Dead” (1999) Tony Todd. ‘R’ (:35) “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (3:55) ›› “Main Street” (2010) Colin Firth. ‘PG’ (CC) “Vampire”
(:05) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (:35) Ray Donovan “Housewarming” (:35) Dexter “A Little Reflection” (S) (:35) Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse (S) (:40) › “Twisted” (2004, Suspense) Ashley Judd, Andy Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “King of the Avenue” (2010) ‘R’ (:45) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.