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“This is funny – I love to have breakfast for dinner. ... I had chorizo with eggs and potatoes. ... My aunt actually sent over some homemade tortillas. I made chorizo and papa and egg burritos, and I had that for dinner. And I had a Snapple.”
•What is your next project?
“There’s so much. I’m actually doing stuff for ESPN. I do a show called ‘Born & Raised’ for ESPN, and I also do radio on 102.7 KIIS-FM here in Los Angeles. It’s amazing to be a part of a radio station like that, you know? ... I’m dabbling in everything.”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“My last trip was actually to Santa Barbara, and we went wine tasting. We went to Los Olivos. That was my last trip. I took my mom, and my mom loves wine. She had a good time. She had a really good time.”
“Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com
The new Crackle Web series from Jerry Seinfeld begins with “Larry Eats a Pancake,” in which the comedian picks up “Seinfeld” writer Larry David in a blue 1952 Volkswagen bug and takes him to breakfast at the Los Angeles diner John O’Groats. The two then debate a variety of the unimportant topics that enlivened “Seinfeld” in its day. The next episode features Ricky Gervais.
“The Thick of It,” www.hulu. com/the-thick-of-it Hulu has partnered with BBC Worldwide Americas to produce a fourth season of the awardwinning, profane British political comedy “The Thick of It,” created and written by Armando Iannucci, writer of HBO’s political satire “Veep.” Peter Capaldi stars as Malcolm Tucker, the ruthless director of communications for the fictional Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship. Also starring are Chris Addison, James Smith and Joanna Scanlan.
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Hard Knocks: Training Camp (:15) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:15) “Jolene” (2008) Jessica Chastain. An orphan spends ten years traveling to experience life. ‘R’ “Rock Slyde” (2009) Patrick Warburton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) “Pros & ExCons” (2005) ‘R’
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(1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (CC)
“Donnie Brasco” (1997) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC)
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››› “Elvis on Tour” (1972) Elvis Presley. (CC) (:45) ›› “Jailhouse Rock” (1957) Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Viva Las Vegas” (1964, Musical) Elvis Presley.
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(HBO) › “Gulliver’s Travels” (2010) Jack Black. ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “Puss in Boots” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) The Newsroom Ratings plummet. True Blood “Gone, Gone, Gone” (S) Porn 101(:45) ››› “Live!” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Eva Mendes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (CC)
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(5:30) “Crank: High Voltage” ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) PaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “Morlocks”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Alphas Lost Girl (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) CollectionParanormal Wi.“Carny” (2009) Lou Diamond Phillips. PaidPaid (TBN) SuperPottersBehindReportHarvestP. Stone › “Left Behind” (2000) Kirk Cameron. PriceFocusSecretsCrefloIsrael: Journey of ReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey. The Office (CC) ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ››› “Pat and Mike” (1952)
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Hard Knocks: Training Camp ››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003) George Clooney. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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