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“The American Country Awards,” theacas.com
It’s a tale told by many a chef – how they learned their craft at the knee of a family elder. Not Roble Ali.
Though his granddad was, indeed, a caterer who once cooked for JFK, Ali – consulting chef at New York’s Avenue and star of Bravo’s new docu-series “Chef Roble & Co.” – says what he learned from his family is he likes to eat. And eat well.
“A light bulb went off in my head that, ‘Hey, if I want to eat the way that I want to eat all the time, then I need to figure out how to cook!’ ” he says, laughing.
“So in fourth or fifth grade I picked up a book at a book fair about making classic American sweets like brownies, chocolate chip cookies. I was like, ‘If I can buy this book and figure out how to make my own chocolate chip cookies, I am set.’ ”
He never did master the cookies.
But Ali did discover a natural talent for savory cooking, and after nixing a career in psychology, he took his mom’s advice and enrolled in the Culinary Institute of America campus near their Poughkeepsie, N.Y., home. In short order, Ali’s sister Jasmine, who worked in media, helped her little brother score catering gigs with stars such as singer Faith Evans, music magnate Russell Simmons and hip-hop magazine mogul Datwon Thomas.
“I cooked for Michael Jackson once, for an event that he was
Solution
– Chef Ali is embarking on his own highend catering business with Jasmine and a comical crew, creating over-the-top events for a quirky clientele including Vanessa Williams, Kandi Burrus of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” and in the Sunday, Dec. 4, series premiere, a socialite who wants him to supply a live monkey and only red, black and white foods.
“I might be setting up a kitchen one day in a stairwell; I might be in some amazing penthouse kitchen the next day; I might be in an elevator shaft the next day,” he says. “It’s almost like ‘Catering Impossible.’ ”
•What are you reading?
“Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too,” love-games. oxygen.com
Airing Monday on Fox and billed as “the show for the next generation of country music fans,” the honors feature Trace Adkins and Kristin Chenoweth as hosts. Fans vote for the winners, not only in traditional categories but also in such unusual areas as touring.The official home page provided fans the opportunity to vote, but it also has news, photos, Tweets and extras (such as embeddable badges for blogs).

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‘Medium Raw’ by Anthony Bourdain. His show is my favorite TV show, too.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m working on a line of cutlery – something different than anything that’s been out there before.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I ate at a restaurant, and it was horrible! That’s what I get for trying to barbecue in New York City.”
•When was your last vacation – where and why?
“My girlfriend is a professional model, so I went with her to Milan and Paris for fashion week. I basically just went to hang out, carry her bags, go to after-parties and eat at awesome restaurants.”
Web Links
Premiering Sunday on Bravo, “Chef Roble & Co.” follows Chef Roble Ali as he cooks for the biggest events in New York.To learn more, click on www.bravotv.com/chef-roble-and-co

Returning Monday on truTV, “Lizard Lick Towing” follows a team of North Carolina-based repo men and women on the job. Learn more at www.trutv. com/shows/lizard-lick-towing/ index.html
Season three of the dating competition series “Love Games” features former “Bad Girls” — Judi from season seven and Kori and Sydney of season six — competing and searching for love from among 13 eligible suitors. Tanisha Thomas (“Celebrity Fit Club,”“Bad Girls”) is the host. The home page has complete background info on the girls and the guys, along with pictures, video highlights, previews and a link to catch up on previous seasons.

The interview series “The Mortified Sessions” launches Monday on Sundance Channel. Get the lowdown at www.sundancechannel.com/the-mortified-sessions/
Starting Monday on VH1, “T.I. and Tiny:The Family Hustle” chronicles the rapper’s life since his release from prison. Click on blog.vh1.com/201111-09/t-i-and-tiny-the-familyhustle-to-premiere-december5-at-9-pm-et/

TNT’s “Mystery Movie Night” continues Tuesday and Wednesday with “Hide” and “Silent
“Boss,” www.starz.com/ originals/Boss

The series starring Kelsey Grammer as the troubled mayor of Chicago concludes its first season on Friday. If you’ve fallen behind, you can visit the official home page to watch previous episodes online.There are also downloads, message boards, mobile alerts, background on the characters and actors, a newsletter, and links to Twitter accounts associated with the series.

Witness.” Keep up on the latest premieres in the movie series at www.tnt.tv/mysterymovienight/
“Frosty the Snowman” and “Frosty Returns” air Friday on CBS, featuring the jolly snowman and his magic hat. Get the details at www.cbs.com/specials/frosty/
MONDAY EVENING DECEMBER 5, 2011
(5:00) ›› “The Addams Family”
“A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
››› “Mystic Pizza” (1988, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Lili Taylor. (CC)
›› “Real Genius” (1985) Val Kilmer. Science students go after their idea-stealing professor. TriVita Nopalea Paid Program (AP) Animal NightmaresSaved (N) (S) Fatal AttractionsShouldn’t Be AliveSaved (S) Fatal AttractionsShouldn’t Be AliveAnimal NightmaresSaved (S) Fatal AttractionsShouldn’t Be AliveOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensHousewives/Atl.Real HousewivesHappensChef Roblé & Co.Million Dollar List.PaidPaidPaidPaidReal Housewives (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBig Mac: InsideBiography-CNBCAmerican GreedMad MoneyBiography-CNBCAmerican GreedPaidCashPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockSouth PkWork.SunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertFturamaChapRENO JonSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican Chopper “The Build-Off” (N) American Chopper “The Build-Off” (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) ANT JessieRandom“Santa Clause 3”ANT JessieRandomGood WizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT PhineasPhineasMickeyPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialScoutedChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe The ChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidREPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football San Diego Chargers at Jacksonville Jaguars. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball St. John’s at Detroit Mercy. (N) (Live) 2011 World Series of Poker Final Table. From Las Vegas. (Taped) SportsCenter Football Live Baseball Tonight SportsNation (CC) NFL Presents SportsNation (N) (CC) College Football Bowl Selection Special (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassThe Journey HomeSigns/RosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeAngelica LiveThe TaHeritageSaintsAngelsDanaAdvenOriginalHistory (FAM) Rudolph/Misfit Toys ››› “The Polar Express” (2004) Mickey The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?TriVitaPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerDrenda (FSN) JayWords50 Greatest Twins50 Greatest TwinsBaseballSpotlightMy Due RoadsVikingsJayDan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
DieWays Ways 1,000 Ways to DieWays PaidPaidPaidPaid PaidPaid (SYFY) Neverland (Part 1 of 2) Neverland (N) (Part 2 of 2) Neverland (Part 2 of 2) Neverland (Part 2 of 2) Sanctuary (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) MasterPottersBehindCreatingFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (Live). (CC) OsteenMannaPraiseWorldCeltic ChristmasFirst BaptistNativityMidnight Clear Simple kindness. Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)
Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Batman Returns” (1992, Action) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Cardinal” Now Playing ››› “The Mystery of Edwin Drood” (1935) Premiere. (:45) ››› “A Christmas Carol” (1938) Reginald Owen. (:15) ››› “David Copperfield” (1935, Drama) W.C. Fields, Freddie Bartholomew. (CC)
››› “A Tale of Two Cities” (1935) Ronald Colman. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Oliver Twist” (1922, Drama) Jackie Coogan, Lon Chaney. MGM Parade ››› “Johnny Belinda” (1948) (TLC) CakeCake Boss: Next BakerCake Boss:NextCandyCandyCake Boss:NextCandyCandyCake Boss: Next BakerCakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) The Closer (N) Rizzoli & Isles (N) The Closer (CC) Rizzoli & IslesSouthland (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Home”(S) (TOON) JohnnyGumballAdvenMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua HeartAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierHeartKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationThe Layover (CC) The Layover (N) No ReservationNo ReservationThe Layover (CC) No ReservationNo ReservationThe Layover (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) The ExesRoseanne Roseanne Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens
Roseanne “Crime and Punishment”
Roseanne The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company Three’s Company
“It’s Only Money” The Nanny The Nanny Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Marine Down” (S) (CC) NCIS “Left for Dead” (S) (CC)
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ›› “Hostage” (2005, Action) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak. (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:09) ›› “Into the Sun” (2005, Action) Steven Seagal, Matthew Davis. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Covert Affairs An asset is killed. (VS) NHLNHL LiveNHL Hockey: Coyotes at Blackhawks NHL LiveNHL Overtime (N) College TalkNBC Sports TalkNHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Strangers No ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Enlightened (N)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Enlightened (S) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:10) ›› “The Banger Sisters” (2002) Goldie Hawn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:50) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Greenberg” (2010, ComedyDrama) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lazarus Effect (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Green Zone” (2010) ‘R’ ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999) Jim Carrey. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Another 48 HRS.” (1990) Eddie Murphy.‘R’ (CC)
(12:05) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Love and Action in Chicago” (1999) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Roads to Riches” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “The Comancheros” (1961) John Wayne. (S) (SHOW) “AgainstCur” (:15) “The Canyon” (2009) Yvonne Strahovski.‘R’ Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody”
››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002, Suspense) Ben Affleck. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) “Sacrifice” (2011) Cuba Gooding Jr. iTV.‘R’ (:45) “Below the Beltway” (2010, Comedy) Tate Donovan. iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Saint Misb” (TMC) (5:00) “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do”
›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson.‘PG-13’
›› “Sex and a Girl” (2001) Angela Gots. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down” ‘R’
(12:15) “Loaded” (2004, Adult) Jesse Jane, Asia Carrera. Premiere.‘NR’ (CC) Jean Claude Jean Claude Van Damme ››› “Monsters” (2010) Scoot McNairy. Premiere.‘R’ “Crocodile Hunter: Collision”
TUESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 6, 2011
(AMC) (5:00) “Addams Family Values”
›› “A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC) ›› “A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
›› “Addams Family Values” (1993, Comedy) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia.
›› “Sabrina” (1995) Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond. A chauffeur’s daughter awakens love in a rich workaholic. (CC) Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) Viking WildernessViking WildernessOn Thin Ice: Into the Arctic (N) (S) Viking WildernessOn Thin Ice: Into the Arctic (S) Viking WildernessViking WildernessPolar Bear:SpyDeadliest TownsOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerMad FashionFashionMatchmakerMad FashionReal HousewivesMatchmakerFashionPaidPaidPaidPaidWork of Art (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBillions Behind60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockSouth PkFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertTosh.0Work.DailyColbertFturamaTosh.0Work.TogetherSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperMoonshiners (S) American ChopperMoonshiners (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperPopoffPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidTriVita (DISN) ANT JessieAustin“Nightmare-Christmas”ANT JessieAustinGood WizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! NewsChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) Women’s College Basketball Jimmy V Classic -- Texas A&M at Connecticut. College Basketball Memphis at Miami. (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight NFL Live (CC) SportsNation (CC) Football Live Year of the Quarterback (CC) Year of the Quarterback (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveThe Abundant LifeThe TaWas SheenPapal AudienceThe OriginalChurch
(FAM) (5:30) “The Polar Express” ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidTriVitaPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing (FSN) StoriesPrepUFCVikingsWild Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks. Wild PrepWorld Poker Tour:PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two “Night at the Museum: Smithsonian”Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchyHorror StorySons of AnarchyRescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid(Off Air)Paid (GOLF) USGA Championship Season (N) Top 10Top 10British Open Highlights PGA Championship Highlights Golf Central Golf Videos British Open Highlights PGA Championship Highlights Golf Central Golf Videos Paid Program GolfPaid Program Paid Program GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.My PropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHuntersPropertyPropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHuntersPropertyFirst Pla.My PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClever (HIST) Modern Marvels ›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001, War) Ben Affleck.
FamilyiCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeNannyNannyNannyNannyMattersTBAParentsParents (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenAuctionAuctionFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Batman Forever”Eureka (N) (CC) Warehouse 13 (N) Haven (N) Eureka (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) HavenStargate Atlantis“Moby Dick” (2010) William Hurt. PaidPaidPaidVacuum (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeParsleyPraise the Lord (Live). (CC)
ACLJHead-OnFull WorldA Christmas SnowTBN Christmas Card Seasonal music. T KinWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)
› “Batman & Robin” (1997, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Mission of Danger” (1959)
A Night at the Movies (N)
›››› “A Christmas Story” (1983, Comedy) Peter Billingsley. (CC) (DVS)
A Night at the Movies
›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947, Fantasy) Maureen O’Hara. (CC)
››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944, Musical) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)
› “Tenth Avenue Angel” (1948) Margaret O’Brien. (CC) A Night at the Movies MGM Parade (TLC) All-AmericanWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearDon’t TellWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearDon’t TellAll-AmericanPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGhost Intervention (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) “Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. Premiere. Rizzoli & Isles“Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (CC)
(TOON) JohnnyLooneyLooneyGumballKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua HeartAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierHeartKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumHidden City (CC) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumHidden City (CC) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStoragePolicePolicePawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStoragePolicePoliceThe InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC)
Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company Three’s CompanyThe Nanny The Nanny Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Letter Never Sent” Psych Juliet’s con man father visits. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Letter Never Sent”
›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” (2009) Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Red Wings at Blues NHL LiveNHL Overtime (N) NBC Sports TalkSportsSportsSportsNHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (CC) Preview, 24/7 ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Enlightened (S)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Cathouse Hung (S) (CC) ›› “John Carpenter’s Escape From L.A.” (1996) ‘R’ Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue (S) (:45) ››› “A Scanner Darkly” (2006) Voices of Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (MAX) (5:35) ››› “Megamind” (2010) (:15) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
› “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “48 HRS.” (1982, Action) Nick Nolte. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:10) Strike Back (S) (CC)
“Naughty Reunion” (2011, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:25) ›› “Fellini’s Casanova” (1976, Drama) Donald Sutherland, Tina Aumont.‘R’
› “An Invisible Sign” (2010, Drama) Jessica Alba.‘PG-13’ (:40) ›› “The Burning Plain” (2008) Charlize Theron. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “La Mujer de Mi Hermano” (2005, Drama) ‘R’
(:45) ›› “Humboldt County” (2008) Jeremy Strong, Brad Dourif. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Unstrung”
(:15) “Looking for Richard” (1996) (S) (SHOW) (4:50) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC) Shameless “Three Boys” (iTV) (CC) Shameless “Killer Carl” (iTV) (CC) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Russell Peters: Green Card “Year of the Carnivore” (2009) Cristin Milioti.‘NR’ ›› “A Quiet Little Marriage” (2008) ‘NR’(CC) “Santa” (TMC) (5:00) “Lars and the Real Girl” (CC) “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
WEDNESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 7, 2011
“A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
›› “A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003, Romance-Comedy) George Clooney. (CC)
›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A video clerk agrees to have his everyday life televised. (CC)
Program Paid Program (AP) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Top Chef:TexasWork of ArtTop Chef:TexasTop Chef:TexasChef Roblé & Co.Work of ArtTop Chef:TexasMillion Dollar List.PaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef:Texas (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTarget: InsideThe Coffee Ad.American GreedMad MoneyBMW: A Driv.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkFturamaDailyColbertFturamaArtie Lange: Jack and CokeSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Moonshiners (N) Sons of Guns (S) Moonshiners (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) ANT JessieRandom“Ultimate Cmas Present”ANT JessieRandomGood WizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialE! SpecialChelseaE! NewsChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) College Basketball Arizona at Florida. College Basketball Xavier at Butler. (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) College Basketball Colorado State at Duke. (N) (Live) College Basketball St. Bonaventure at Illinois. (N) (Live)
NFL Live (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight SportsNationNFL’s Greatest Games From Jan. 20, 2008. (N)
SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsThe FaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveSigns/MaryThe TaBen.CatholicApostoFranciscan Univ.OriginalSaints
(FAM) “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York”“National Lamp. Christmas”The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidTriVitaPrince LifeJ. MeyerTriVita
(FSN) College BasketballUEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. FootballPrepPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) Two Two ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. Horror StoryHorror StorySons of AnarchyHorror StoryJustifiedJustifiedJustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) PGA Year in Review
(N) (S) (CC) Bobby Jones’Year to Remember Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Central Golf Central Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad.
European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, First Round. From the United Arab Emirates. (N) (Live)
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(HGTV) HuntersHouseHouseHuntersIncomeKitchenProperty BrothersProperty BrothersIncomeKitchenProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHouseHuntersTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidThread
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(11:50) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill.
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“B-Girl” (2009, Drama) Julie Urich. (S) ‘PG-13’ ››› “Bandslam” (2009, Musical Comedy) Aly Michalka. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “The Passion of Ayn Rand” (1999) Helen Mirren.
(:15) “Bad Girl Island” (2007, Mystery) AnnaLynne McCord. Premiere.‘R’ Scenarios USA (Off Air)“The Canyon” (2009) ‘R’
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(GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, First Round. From the United Arab Emirates. Golf Central Playing Lessons Playing Lessons Playing Lessons Playing Lessons FehertyFehertyEuropean PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Second Round. From the United Arab Emirates. (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf
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“Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
›› “The Last of Mrs. Cheyney” (1937, Comedy) Joan Crawford. (CC)
›› “High Pressure” (1932, Comedy) William Powell.(CC) ››› “My Man Godfrey” (1936) William Powell.(CC) (12:15) ›› “Double Harness” (1933) Ann Harding.
›››› “Ziegfeld Follies” (1946) William Powell, Judy Garland. (CC)
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(:15) ››› “Melinda and Melinda” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) (CC)
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››› “Confidence” (2003) Edward Burns. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Murder on the Orient Express” (1974) Albert Finney.‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW)
› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(7:55) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner.‘R’ Gigolos (CC) Dave’s Old Porn Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville.‘R’ ›› “Barry Munday” (2010) Patrick Wilson.‘R’(CC)
››› “Internal Affairs” (1990, Crime Drama) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Casino Jack” (2010, Docudrama) Kevin Spacey, Barry Pepper.‘R’
››› “Narc” (2002, Crime Drama) Ray Liotta, Jason Patric. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:50) ›› “Blue in the Face” (1995)
(:05) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Once Fallen” (2010, Drama) Brian Presley. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ›› “Prey of the Jaguar” (1996) Maxwell Caulfield. “ColorJust.”
›› “Masters of the Universe” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Capote” (2005) (S) ‘R’
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(FX) Ice Age ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. ››› “Zombieland” (2009, Comedy) ››› “Zombieland” (2009, Comedy) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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›› “Slightly Honorable” (1939) Pat O’Brien. Premiere. Now Playing
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›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’ (:40) Taxicab Confessions (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Devil’s Own” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Down Per.” (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Air America” (1990)
›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(11:50) “Dangerous Attractions” (2010) Femme Fatales (:45) ››› “Running Scared” (1986) Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Fast Food Nation” (2006, Drama) Greg Kinnear. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “DiaryWimpy” (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009)
›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Rubber” (2010, Comedy) Stephen Spinella.‘R’ M-1 Challenge (N) (Live)
›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Johnny Was” (2006) Vinnie Jones. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Merantau” (2009, Action) Christine Hakim. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’
›› “The Fixer” (1998) Jon Voight. Partners turn on a reformed Chicagoan. (:20) “Brotherhood” (2010) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “In the Presence of Mine Enemies” (1997) (:15) “Gadgetman” (1998) (CC)
Inside the NFL Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ››› “Sex in an Epidemic” (2010) (:40) “From the Sky Down” (2011) iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:10) ›››› “On Golden Pond” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:30) “Route 30” (2008) ‘NR’
2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH
SATURDAY DAYTIME DECEMBER 10, 2011
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Wild Kratts The Mayo Clinic Diet Five steps toward weight loss. (S) Bob Ross:The Happy Painter (S) (CC) How to Shop for Free Rick Steves’ European Christmas (S) (CC) 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. (S) (CC) Historic Walks New York; Philadelphia; Hollywood. (S) Lost Twin Cities III
KDLH The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) Doodlebops Doodlebops Busytown Busytown Danger Rangers Horseland (S) College Basketball Duke vs.Washington. (N) (Live) (CC) College Football College Football Army vs. Navy. From FedEx Field in Landover, Md. (N) (Live) (CC) Paid Program Evening News
KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Jack Hanna Ocean Mys. Born to Explore Culture Click Everyd Health Food for Thought TBAESPN All-America Show To Be AnnouncedESPN Sports Saturday (N) NewsWorld News
KCCO The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Doodlebops Doodlebops Busytown Busytown College Basketball Duke vs.Washington. (N) (Live) (CC) College Football College Football Army vs. Navy. From FedEx Field in Landover, Md. (N) (Live) (CC) NewsEvening News
WDSE (Off Air)Mister Rogers Super Why! Dinosaur Train Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder AngelinaBiz Kid$ (CC) Knitting Daily (S) America Sews Quilting Arts (S) Sewing With Nancy: Applique Woodsmith WDSE Cooks “H is for Holiday” Local cooks make their favorites. Bob Ross:The Happy Painter (S) (CC)
KAWE BusinessLakelandCaillou (CC) Curious George Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder Signing Time! (S) TravelKids 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D.
Cable Channels
(A&E)
State “Darkness Falls” Paranormal Paranormal
(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ›› “Cahill, United States Marshal” (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. (CC)
›› “The Alamo” (2004) Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede from Mexico. (CC)
››› “The Man From Snowy River” (1982, Western) Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson. ›› “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. Arthur and his knights embark on a rescue mission. (CC) (AP) Viking WildernessCrocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogAlaska WildlifeMountain GatorsCountry Justice (S) Tattooed in DetroitPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-Parole (BRAVO) (5:00) ››› “Inside Man”FashionTop Chef:TexasTop Chef:TexasChef Roblé & Co.MatchmakerHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal Housewives (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Sat.GuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid › “Superhero Movie” (2008) (CC) ››› “Ghostbusters” (1984) Bill Murray. (CC) ComedyScrubsScrubs(12:55) › “The Hot Chick” (2002) (CC) “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”(4:55) “Beerfest” (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American ChopperAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican Chopper (DISN) 3rd & MickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish JessieANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsGood JessieRandomShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionThe E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special
(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football NCAA Division I, Quarterfinal:Teams TBA. College BasketballCollege Basketball Kentucky at Indiana.
(ESPN2) SportsNation TBANFL Live (CC) NFL Kickoff NBA Tonight English Premier League Soccer SportsCenter College Basketball Cincinnati at Xavier. (N) (Live) College Basketball Oklahoma State vs. Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) Basketball College Basketball Villanovaat Temple. (N) (Live)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutThe FriarAngelsLucyKnightsRosaryDaily MassEWTNScandalOur Lady of GuadalupeRosaryApol.SaintsSunday NightCatholicism
(FAM) Boy ›› “Snow” (2004) Tom Cavanagh. ››› “Snow 2 Brain Freeze” (2008) ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Robin Williams ›› “Unaccompanied Minors” (2006) ›› “Jack Frost” (1998) Kelly Preston “Santa Clause” (FSN) HunterOutd’rHuntingGunsDue PaidWoodsOutDW-TVFlightlineCount.GopherN SunVikingsCollege Basketball BYU at Utah. (N) College Basketball Clemson at Arizona. 50 Greatest Twins (FX) ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” (2005) “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs”MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”
(GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Third Round. From the United Arab Emirates. The Golf Fix The Golf Fix Golf Videos Golf Videos FehertyGolf Central Euro PGA
(HGTV) DisasterDisasterIncomeKitchenPropertyPropertyYardYardCrashersCrashersBathBathRoom BlockBuckBuckCandiceHigh DesignSarahDearColor HouseHunters
(HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced
(LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWillReba (S) “Christmas Child” (2003, Drama) (CC) “Kinkade’s Christmas Cottage” ›› “Noel” (2004) Penélope Cruz. “Home-Christ”
(NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Kung FuPenguinPowerNinjasSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoSponge.Sponge.
(SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker,RangerFlip MenFlip MenXtremeHorse.RestoreRestoreWays Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. “The Rundown” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid“Mammoth” (2006) Tom Skerritt. “Sasquatch Mountain” (2006) (CC) ›› “Abominable” (2006) Haley Joel › “Yeti” (2008) Peter DeLuise. (CC) › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC) (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord Local program. (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Raymond (:40) ›› “Bridget Jones:The Edge of Reason” (2004) Renée Zellweger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth. (12:55) ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “MadManton” ››› “The Bank Dick” (1940) W.C. Fields. (CC)
››› “Bush Christmas” (1947) Chips Rafferty.
› “Lone Wolf Keeps a Date” (1940) Warren William.
›› “Bomba and the Hidden City” (1950, Adventure)
››› “High Sierra” (1941) Humphrey Bogart, Ida Lupino, Alan Curtis. (CC)
››› “The Mortal Storm” (1940) Margaret Sullavan, James Stewart. (CC)
››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970, War) Clint Eastwood. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Cake Boss:NextExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Leverage (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) “Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. (CC) ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) (CC) ›› “The Wedding Date” ››› “Hitch” (2005) (CC) (TOON)
DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Exes3’s Company Three’s CompanyThe Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (S) (CC) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (S) (CC)
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“Eye Spy” (S) (CC) NCIS “SWAK”Biohazard isolation. (VS) Outdoor ChallengeWhitetailWhitetailHuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingGunsBerettaBrownFishingBassPrimalBrownBrownFishingFishingSkiingMotorsports HourMotorsports Hour (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:25) ›› “Down Periscope” (1996)
›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. A blind attorney fights crime at night. (CC)
›› “The Chronicles of Narnia:The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” (2010)
›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Bend It Like Beckham” (2002) Parminder Nagra. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”
(:05) › “Swimfan” (2002) Jesse Bradford.‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence.‘PG-13’ (:20) ›› “Spaceballs” (1987) Mel Brooks.‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) (:20) ›› “Phone Booth” (2002) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami.‘R’ (SHOW) (5:10) ›››› “On Golden Pond” Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) ›› “Casa de los Babys” (2003) Maggie Gyllenhaal.‘R’ (:45) ››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” (TMC) “Gadgetman” (:45) ›› “Lily in Love” (1985) Christopher Plummer.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Lars and the Real Girl” (2007) (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “Cracks” (2009, Drama) Eva Green, Juno Temple. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) › “An Invisible Sign” (2010) Jessica Alba.‘PG-13’
Cable Channels
(A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars StorageTexas Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars
(AMC) ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. (CC)
Hell on Wheels ››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. (CC) Hell on Wheels ››› “The Man From Snowy River” (1982, Western) Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson. The Rifleman The Rifleman Mad Men “Babylon” (CC)
Pit Bulls-ParolePets 101 (S) Pit Bulls-ParolePets 101 (S) America’s-PetTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) ››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. Law Order: CIHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny, Married (CNBC) Money MillionsAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom (COM) (4:55) “Beerfest”(6:57) ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) KattAries SpearsMike Epps PresentsAries Spears(:33) “Richard Pryor: Live in Concert”ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Gold Rush (CC) American Chopper “The Build-Off” (S) American ChopperAmerican Chopper “The Build-Off” (S) American ChopperGold Rush (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTomor (DISN) JessieAustin ››› “The Polar Express” (2004) (S) AustinAustinPhineasJessieANT WizardsWizardsWizardsWizards“Kim Possible”PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasChugLittle (E!) E! SpecialMovieE! SpecialThe ChelseaFashionE! SpecialThe ChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(AP) America’s-PetPets 101 (N) (S) Pets 101 (N) (S)
(ESPN) (:15) SportsCenterHeisman Pres.Year of the Quarterback (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Heisman Pres.NFLSportsCenterSportsCenterSport
(ESPN2) College Basketball Miami at West Virginia. (N) (Live) College Basketball Michigan State at Gonzaga. (N) (Live) (CC) Year of the Quarterback (N) 2011 Heisman Trophy Presentation ESPN Sports Saturday (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) Year of the Quarterback
(EWTN) Angelica Live ››› “Thérèse” (1986) ThereseWeb of FaithThe Journey HomeDaily MassOur Father’s PlanShowcasePopeLit EWTN LiveReasonsLightAngelusGlorious
(FAM) “Santa Clause”“Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause”“National Lamp. Christmas” ›› “Jack Frost” (1998) Kelly Preston PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass
(FSN) VikingsWild NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. Wild Live (N) (Live) UEFA Champions League SoccerUEFAWorld Poker Tour:NHL Hockey: Wild at Coyotes College HockeyGopherN Sun
(FX) “Forget Sarah” ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Two Two SunnySunnyArcherArcherTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Third Round. PGA Tour Golf Franklin Templeton Shootout, Second Round. (S) (CC) Golf Central FehertyFehertyFehertyFehertyEuropean PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Final Round. From the United Arab Emirates. (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf
(HGTV) HouseHuntersDesignHigh Room ColorHuntersHouseHuntersHuntersRoom ColorHuntersHouseHuntersHuntersDesignHigh PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) Modern MarvelsScammed! (CC) The Epic History of Everyday Things(:01) Scammed! (CC) The Epic History of Everyday ThingsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Home-Christ”“A Nanny for Christmas” (2010) (CC) ››› “Home for the Holidays” (2005) (:01) “A Nanny for Christmas” (2010) (:01) ››› “Home for the Holidays”PaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidJere (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoiCarly (S) VictoiCarly (S) ’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sNannyNannyMattersTBAGrownParents
(SPIKE) “The Rundown”Spike TV’s Video Game Awards 2011Deadliest WarriorSpike TV’s Video Game Awards 2011Spike TV’s Video Game Awards 2011MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Ice Quake” (2010) Brendan Fehr. “Snowmageddon” (2011) Premiere. ››› “Ice Twisters” (2009) (CC) “Snowmageddon” (2011) ›› “Polar Storm” (2009) (CC) HavenPaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicHeidiCriedA Christmas WishDonnie McClurkin ChristmasChristmas Carol: A Christian The (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. (CC) (:05) ›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper. (CC) (:20) ›› “Get Smart” (2008, Comedy) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedSavedSaved (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970) ››› “The Caine Mutiny” (1954) Humphrey Bogart, Jose Ferrer. (CC) (:15) ››› “Obsession” (1949) Robert Newton, Sally Gray. Premiere.
››› “Back to Bataan” (1945) John Wayne.(CC) (:45) ›› “The End of the Affair” (1955) Deborah Kerr, Van Johnson. (CC) (:45) ›› “Till the End of Time” (1946, Drama) Dorothy McGuire, Guy Madison. (CC)
›› “Never Say Goodbye” (1946) (TLC) More Crazy Chris.Christmas LightChristmas TreesInvasion: LightsChristmas LightChristmas TreesInvasion: LightsMore Crazy Chris.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (4:30) “Hitch” (CC) ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. (CC) ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. (CC) “Silent Witness” (2011, Mystery) (CC) › “Beyond a Reasonable Doubt” (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order “Cut” (TOON) MovieOblongsKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyBoonBoonBleachDurararaFullmetalKekFoolyCowboyBig OShellBleachDurararaFullmetalInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Cabin FeverGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland The ExesRaymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny (S) (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Skeletons” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Ex-File”(S) (CC)
NCIS The team hunts a killer. NCIS The team hunts for a killer. ››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) NCIS “Eye Spy” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk “Mr. Monk Is Someone Else” (VS) SportsGame ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Mr.T ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Mr.T NFL Turning PointGame Adventure SportsSportsPaidPaidPaidPaidKnifePaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tMad Ab’t ››› “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”WorldScudder
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC)
›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. ‘R’(CC) (:45) Boxing Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)
› “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro.‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Co-Ed Confidential Life at a college fraternity house. (S)
› “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro.‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Shakedown” (1988, Action)
(:20) ›› “A Little Sex” (1981)
The TownRunnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) (MAX) (:10) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence. (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Peter Weller, Sam Elliott. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Tim Matheson.‘R’ (SHOW) (5:55) ››› “The Sum of All Fears”
(2002) Ben Affleck. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Faster” (2010) Dwayne Johnson. iTV.‘R’
(:15) Homeland (iTV) (S) (CC)
(12:15) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (S)
(:15) Gigolos (S) Dave’s Old Porn (:15) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Soldiers seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.‘R’ Fight Camp “Bran Nue” (TMC) ›› “The Extra Man” (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “The Clinic” (2010) Tabrett Bethell. Premiere.‘R’ (:35) “Giallo” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) › “The Clinic” (2010, Suspense) Tabrett Bethell.‘R’ (:45) “Giallo” (2009, Suspense) Adrien Brody, Emmanuelle Seigner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Fall Down Dead” (2007) Dominique Swain.‘R’ “Once More With Feeling” ( 2009) Drea de Matteo.‘NR’ “Reckless”
2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH