Late Laughs

Conan:

Conan O’Brien

RadioShack just announced they will be celebrating Black Friday on Wednesday — mostly because RadioShack is worried they won’t be around on Friday.

Economists are predicting that the adultery website Ashley Madison will go out of business very soon. In fact, many of its customers are already seeing other adultery websites on the side.

The Tonight Show Starring

Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon

Data from social media and Google showed that Bernie Sanders was the most talked about of the three Democratic candidates after the debate. Bernie came in first, Hillary came in second and, somehow, Martin O’Malley came in fourth.

They just had the annual Royal Variety Performance in the U.K., where musicians like One Direction performed for the royal family. Of course, the Queen wasn’t that into it because she stopped liking One Direction when Zayn quit.

Jimmy Kimmel

Live: Jimmy Kimmel

[On “Running Wild with Bear Grylls,”] Grylls and President Obama will trek through the forest together eating roots and berries — which is basically what his wife already makes him eat.

Videoreleases

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

Solution on page 10.

After obtaining hard evidence, Agent Ethan Hunt (Cruise) of the Impossible Missions Force (IMF) is convinced he and his colleagues can finally prove the existence of the Syndicate, a criminal organization the CIA doesn’t believe exists. Their plans to expose the enterprise backfire, however, and the IMF is disbanded and absorbed by the CIA. After a warn- ing from IMF Field Ops Director William Brandt (Renner), Hunt manages to evade capture, but is forced back to square one of his investigation. After months of getting nowhere, he recruits former colleague Benji Dunn (Pegg) to help, and what follows is an action-packed odysseythat rocks the global political system to its core.

Director:ChristopherMcQuarrie. Stars:TomCruise,SimonPegg, JeremyRenner,SeanHarris,RebeccaFerguson.2015.131min. Action.