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Christmas in my household. You don’t eat meat in a Polish Christmas. It’s Wigilia, that’s the name of the meal. It’s a collection of fish dishes, but it starts with my favorite food to eat over all holidays, and it’s barszcz, which is just a red-beet soup, warm red-beet soup. My mom will do it with homemade pierogies stuffed with mushrooms and sauerkraut. She’ll make these little things, uszka, and you put one of those Polish dumplings inside the red barszcz. “But that, with barszcz, immediately takes me back to being a child. It’s something that I love dearly, and I’ve always loved.”

Pudi’s also a new parent, having had fraternal twins – son James and daughter Fiona – with wife Bridget last January. As to whether if he’s going to buy “baby’s first Christmas” ornaments, Pudi says, “Probably, yeah. My wife still has on our Christmas tree every single one of her ornaments that she got – she got an ornament every year of her life, from her parents.

“It’s fun to look back at. Maybe we’ll force that tradition on our children, because that’s what we do, right?”

Gillian Jacobs (Britta Perry): “Movie on Thanksgiving; movie on Christmas – like any red-blooded American.”

Joel McHale (Jeff Winger; also host of E!’s “The Soup”; recurring role on “Sons of Anarchy”): Famous for his droll, bullet-point answers, McHale names “peanut brittle” as his favorite food, and “skinning the Christmas possum” as his favorite holiday tradition. As for what he’ll be doing on Christmas Eve, McHale says, “I don’t know. I don’t remember what I did last year.”

“The 4 to 9ers,” www.hulu. com/the-4-to-9ers

Director James Widdoes (“Two and a Half Men”) and Tim O’Donnell (“Growing Pains”) write, produce and direct this teen sitcom, branded by Subway. Ashton Moio (“Dexter”) stars as a high-schooler who goes to work as a “sandwich artist,” where he meets an unusual coworker (Moses Jacob Storm), a mall cop (David H. Lawrence XVII) and a pretty girl (Galadriel Stineman) who works at a kiosk. In the first episode, the Subway even features its own “gossip girls.”

“Dinosaur Office,” dinosauroffice.com

If you think your workplace is full of strange creatures, welcome to this animated world in which prehistoric creatures navigate the ordinary problems of cubicle life, such as going on a coffee run, dressing up for Halloween, coping with a new boss, hearing about a buyout and dealing with reports of an onrushing asteroid. Rawr!

MONDAY EVENING DECEMBER 17, 2012

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(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportHotel: MarriottSteve Jobs: Bil.American GreedMad MoneySteve Jobs: Bil.American GreedHang PaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkBrickle.South PkDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertColbert Work.ChapSunnyHalf Paid PaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidAmeri (DISN) Shake ItAustin“Beethoven-Adv” DogGood PhineasGood JessieWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasLittle Octo (E!) E! News (N) Studio E!Ice-Coco ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) ChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaStudio E!Fashion PolicePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (4:30) “Blade II” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. Riverworld (CC) Riverworld (CC) ZonePaidPaidPaidPaidHang Paid (TBN) Trinity PottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tis“A Christmas Snow” (2010, Drama) OsteenMannaTrinity CrefloChristmas at Maxwell’sHis Name Is Jesus“A Christmas Snow” (2010, Drama) Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

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››› “Battleground” (1949, War) Van Johnson, John Hodiak. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “The Fighting 69th” (1940, War) James Cagney, Pat O’Brien. (CC) ››› “Never So Few” (1959, War) Frank Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida. (CC) (:45) ›› “Salute to the Marines” (1943) Wallace Beery, Fay Bainter. (CC) “Thin Man” (TLC) Cake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextCakeCakeCake Boss:NextCakeCakeCake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTruth Be Told (S) (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Major CrimesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsThe LayoverThe LayoverHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleThe LayoverHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleThe LayoverPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnVegas Vegas

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (12:05) ››› “3:10 to Yuma” (2007, Western) Russell Crowe, Christian Bale. (CC) Cheers (CC)

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(HBO) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Picture Paris (S) (:45) ›› “Red Tails” (2012, Historical Drama) Cuba Gooding Jr., Nate Parker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(10:55) Boxing Jorge Arce vs. Nonito Donaire, Junior Featherweights. (S) (CC)

Fight Game ›› “Taking Lives” (2004) Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Les Miserables Namath (S) (CC) (MAX) (5:00) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (:15) ›› “Something to Talk About” (1995) Julia Roberts. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Hanna” (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(10:50) ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (:20) “Dark Secrets” (2012) ‘NR’

Zane’s Sex (:15) ››› “The American” (2010, Suspense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Mo’ Better Blues” (1990, Drama) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:55) A Game of Honor (S) (CC) Untold History of the United States Homeland Carrie needs to decide. Dexter Dexter must protect himself. (S) Homeland Carrie needs to decide. Dexter Dexter must protect himself. (S)

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›››› “A Lonely Place to Die” (2011) Melissa George. (:45) “Chick Magnet” (2011) Rolando Millet. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Sexy Baby” (2012, Documentary) ‘NR’

› “U-Turn” (1997, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Nick Nolte. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(12:15) ››› “Buffalo 66” (1998, Drama) Vincent Gallo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Giallo” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Walking and Talking” (1996) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Lone Rider” (2008) ‘NR’

›› “Call of the Wild” (2009) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Rumble Fish” (1983) (S)

TUESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 18, 2012

The Iranian Americans (N) (S) (CC) Frontline Life of Jesus; rise of Christianity. (S)

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››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944, Musical) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS) ›› “On Moonlight Bay” (1951) Doris Day, Gordon MacRae, Jack Smith.

››› “The Seven Little Foys” (1955, Biography) Bob Hope, Milly Vitale.

›› “The Daughter of Rosie O’Grady” (1950) June Haver. (CC) ›› “Undercurrent” (1946) (TLC) SisterSisterLittle People Big Little People Big My Three WivesLittle People Big My Three WivesLittle People Big SisterSisterPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidRestorerUnh (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles (N) Leverage (N) Rizzoli & IslesLeverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) Major CrimesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel “Forgiving” Smallville (CC) (TOON) GumballLooneyLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) Miami HotspotsBizarre FoodsDangerous Gr.NFLFoodNFLNFLDangerous Gr.NFLFoodNFLNFLBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(HBO) In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye (S) (CC)

›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” (2011) Gary Oldman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “2 Days in the Valley” (1996) Danny Aiello. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

› “Gloria” (1999, Crime Drama) Sharon Stone. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “The Thing” (:45) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Grudge” (2004) Sarah Michelle Gellar. ‘PG-13’ Life on Top (S) Strike Back (S) (CC)

(11:50) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. ›› “Never Die Alone” (2004) DMX. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Gong Show Movie” (1980) Chuck Barris. ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Panic” (2000) ‘R’ (6:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Homeland Carrie needs to decide. Dexter Dexter must protect himself. (S) ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (2006) Robert Downey Jr.

››› “Fahrenheit 9/11” (2004, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” (2012) ‘R’ (CC) (12:05) “The Devil Dared Me To” (2007) Chris Stapp. ‘NR’ ›› “Mistress” (1992, Comedy-Drama) Robert Wuhl. Premiere. ‘R’ (:20) ›› “Once Fallen” (2010) Brian Presley. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Walter and Henry” (2001) (CC)

(:15) “Heart of Stone” (2009) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:35) “Intermedio” (2005) ‘R’ (CC)

WEDNESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 19, 2012

NewsWheel of Fortune A Home for the Holidays Criminal Minds “Foundation” (S)

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Nature “Christmas in Yellowstone” (S) NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) NOVA Reconstructing a

“White Christmas” (1954, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye. (CC) (:45)

“White Christmas” (1954) Bing Crosby. Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC) ›› “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken” (1966) Don Knotts, Joan Staley. (CC) ›› “The Reluctant Astronaut” (1967, Comedy) Don Knotts, Leslie Nielsen, Joan Freeman. (CC) Nopalea with Paid Program (AP) Finding BigfootFinding Bigfoot (S) River MonstersGator Boys (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) River MonstersGator Boys (CC) Finding BigfootFinding Bigfoot (S) River MonstersGator Boys (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesTop Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleHousewives/Atl.Shahs of SunsetMatchmakerPaidYoungerPaidPaidWhat Happens (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBMW: A Driv.Industrial LightAmerican GreedMad MoneyIndustrial LightAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkBrickle.DailyColbert“Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke”SunnyWork.PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) PaidPaidTelePaidPaidPaidNopaleaCreflo (DISN) Shake ItAustinDog“Good Luck Charlie”Good PhineasAustinGood WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasOctoGaspard (E!) E! News (N) InfaH’woodCelebrity Oops: SoupLove ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupLove ChelseaH’woodGirlsGirlsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NBA Basketball: Nets at Knicks NBA Basketball: Bucks at Grizzlies SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Nets at Knicks SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball Xavier at Cincinnati. (N) (Live) College Basketball North Carolina at Texas. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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›››› “Double Indemnity” (1944, Crime Drama) Fred MacMurray. (CC)

››› “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers” (1946) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC)

››› “Sorry, Wrong Number” (1948, Suspense) (CC) (:45) ›› “Clash by Night” (1952, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Jeopardy” (1953) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC)

›› “Witness to Murder” (1954) Barbara Stanwyck. “CrimePassion” (TLC) Jersey on Ice (S) Cheer PerfectionToddlers & TiarasCheer PerfectionToddlers & TiarasCheer PerfectionCheer PerfectionJersey on Ice (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Major CrimesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Gone” (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoDragonsBen 10King/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) Bacon ParadiseBggg Bggg Toy HntrToy HntrFast Food-GlblMeatloaf ParadiseToy HntrToy HntrFast Food-GlblMeatloaf ParadiseBggg Bggg PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Full ThrottleFull ThrottleFull ThrottleBlack GoldBrawlersRepoFull ThrottleFull ThrottleBlack GoldBrawlersRepoThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Happily Divorced ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Jack Knife” (S) (CC) NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (CC)

› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC) House “Dead & Buried” (S) (CC) House Paralysis. (S) (CC) Cheers (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Stray” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

WWE Tribute to the Troops (N)

(HBO) (:15) ›› “The Big Year” (2011, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Picture Paris (S) Katie Does M. ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris, Chris Evans. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) ››› “Beginners” (2010) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Statement” (2003, Suspense) Michael Caine. (S) ‘R’ (CC) This Is 40: 1st

››› “Shrek 2” (2004) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:20) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Ring Two” (2005, Horror) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Zane’s Sex (:40) “Naughty Reunion” (2011) Jayden Cole. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Chronicle” (2012) Dane DeHaan. ‘PG-13’ ››› “In the Valley of Elah” (2007, Drama) Tommy Lee Jones. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Broken Flowers” (2005, ComedyDrama) Bill Murray. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:15) › “Dancing at the Blue Iguana” (2000, Drama) Charlotte Ayanna. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) › “The Scarlet Letter” (1995) Demi Moore. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The First Time” (2009) Devon Werkheiser. ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›››› “Lenny” (1974) Dustin Hoffman. ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) “The Three Musketeers” (CC) Homeland Carrie needs to decide. Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Dexter Dexter must protect himself. (S) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) “Far Cry” (2008) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

THURSDAY EVENING DECEMBER 20, 2012

(BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesPaidPaidPaidPaidReal Housewives (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCar CrashApocalypse 2012American GreedMad MoneyApocalypse 2012American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0The Comedy Central RoastDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbert ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006) (CC) SunnyHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) Shake ItAustin“Nightmare-Christmas”Good Good PhineasANT JessieWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Jungle (E!) E! News (N) SoupLove Miss Universe ChelseaE! News ChelseaCelebrity Oops: ChelseaSoupIce-CocoIce-CocoPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportCtrFootballCollege Football: San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Audibles (N) (Live) ProFILE: 60 (N) ProFILE: 60 (N) ProFILE: 60 (N) NFL’s Greatest Games From Feb. 1, 2009. SportsCenter Sport Science NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveChristRosaryLife on the RockCollin RayeDaily MassWorld Over LiveLady AngelsJoy of MusicThreshold of HopeSistersUniv. Concert 2012Choices

(FAM) ›› “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”“National Lamp. Christmas” The 700 Club (S) ›› “A Very Brady Christmas” (1988) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N)

Jail (S) Jail (N) iMPACT Wrestling (S) (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) ››› “Enter the Dragon” (1973) Bruce Lee. (S) EntouEntouWays Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) Haven “Reunion” “The 12 Disasters of Christmas” (2012) ›› “Ice Quake” (2010) Brendan Fehr. Countdown to Doomsday (S) (CC) 2012: Startling New Secrets (CC) ›› “2012: Supernova” (2009) PaidPaid (TBN) 10ComnPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsong ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan. Trinity CrefloThe Christmas Box Annie Moses Midnight Clear Simple kindness. Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy “Road to the North Pole” Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Call Me Claus” (2001) Whoopi Goldberg, Nigel Hawthorne. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Ten Cents a Dance” ››› “Holiday Affair” (1949) Robert Mitchum. (CC) ›› “The Lemon Drop Kid” (1951) Bob Hope. (:15) ››› “Bachelor Mother” (1939) (CC) (:45) ›› “Never Say Goodbye” (1946) Errol Flynn, Eleanor Parker. (CC) (:45) › “Tenth Avenue Angel” (1948) Margaret O’Brien. (:15) ››› “Diner” (1982, Comedy-Drama) Steve Guttenberg, Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon. (CC) MGM Parade (TLC) Top 10 Weddings Sin City Rules (S) Four Weddings (N) The Big DayFour Weddings (S) The Big DaySin City Rules (S) Top 10 Weddings PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) NBA Basketball: Thunder at Timberwolves NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Dallas Mavericks. Inside the NBA (N) Cold Case (CC) Perception “Light” The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “The Price” Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAnnoyMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilDelocateSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) Overboard BoatsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)

JokersJokersJokersJokersConspiracyMost ShockingJokersJokersJokersJokersConspiracyThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC)

King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Rule FiftyOne” (S) (CC) NCIS “Psych Out” (S) (CC) (DVS) Burn Notice (Season Finale) Michael tries to leave the country. (N) (CC) Burn Notice “No Good Deed” (CC) Burn Notice Michael tries to leave the country. (CC)

› “Attack Force” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Lisa Lovbrand. (CC)

Law & Order:

Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) Law & Order (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Johnny English Reborn” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Fight Game ››› “Project Nim” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Les Miserables Atlantic City Hookers: Being a Ho (:05) In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye (CC)

(12:10) ›› “Wonderland” (2003, Crime Drama) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Bill Maher... But I’m Not Wrong (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “The Shape of Things” (2003) Gretchen Mol.

›› “Fairy Tale: A True Story” ‘PG’

(MAX) (5:35) › “The Sitter” (2011) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Brave One” (2007, Suspense) Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “End of Days” (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) (:35) Lingerie Feature 4: Model Perfection (S) (CC)

(:10) ››› “Romancing the Stone” (1984) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Purple Violets” (2007, Romance) Selma Blair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) “Fightville” (S) (:25) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC)

›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Dave’s Old Porn Reality Show (N) Dave’s Old Porn Stop, Charlie Anthony Clark: Ambiguous (CC)

“Bad Girl Island” (2007) AnnaLynne McCord. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Love Shack” (2010) Mark Feuerstein. ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) ››› “A Better Life” (2011, Drama) Demián Bichir. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Celebrity” (1998) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “The Perfect Score” (2004, Comedy) Erika Christensen. (S) ‘PG-13’ › “Loosies” (2011) Peter Facinelli. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) “Booty Hunter” (2011, Adult) ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “Conundrum” (1996) Marg Helgenberger, Ron White. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Doom Generation” (:35) “After the Storm” (2001) Benjamin Bratt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Party” (1990) ››› “House Party” (1990) PaidPaidPaidPaidStart-Ups (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportApocalypse 2012Crime Inc.American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0“Harold & Kumar Escape” Chris HardwickRalphie May ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”Ralphie MayComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Shake ItJessiePhineasPhineasGood DogANT Good Good AustinAustinGood PhineasJessieShake It“Ultimate Cmas Present”DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) E! News (N) Ice-CocoIce-CocoCelebrity Oops: Fashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaLove Celebrity Oops: PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) FootballCollege Football: Beef ’O’ Brady’s Bowl St. Petersburg SportsCenter (N)

NFL Kickoff (N) (CC)

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NBA Tonight (N) SportsNation SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC)

NFL Live (CC)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball Florida Atlantic at Indiana. (N) (Live) College Basketball BYU at Baylor. (N) (Live)

NFL’s Greatest Games (N) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockBackRosaryThe Gift of PeaceCarlowWomen Daily MassLife on the RockBackRosaryFootprints of God Jesus: The WorldOn Holy Ground Music (FAM) “National Lamp. Christmas” ››› “The Santa Clause” (1994) The 700 Club (S) ››› “Holiday in Handcuffs” (2007) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N) (FSN) College Basketball UFC Reloaded Frankie Edgar vs. Benson Henderson. Action SportsGopherVikings; GridironPridePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) › “Armageddon” ›› “2012” (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. ››

(2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel

LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersPenguinPenguin (SPIKE) (5:30) ››› “Coming to America” (S) Eddie Murphy: One Night Only (S) ››› “Coming to America” (1988, Comedy) (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “12 Disasters”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven Haven Haven Countdown to Doomsday (S) (CC)

›› “2012: Ice Age” (2011) (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Sid Roth PottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StoneChristmas With a Capital CEbnerEver InDavid PhelpsCrefloGift Christmas ››› “Heidi” (1968, Drama) StoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse

››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress.

› “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson. (CC) MarriedPaid Program Paid Program

›› “The Mexican” (2001, ComedyDrama) Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts. (CC) Jeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy (TCM) “World, the Flesh and Devil”

›› “The Love Parade” (1929) Maurice Chevalier, Jeanette MacDonald. (CC)

›› “Monte Carlo” (1930) Jack Buchanan, Jeanette MacDonald. Premiere.

››› “The Merry Widow” (1934) Maurice Chevalier. (CC)

››› “Crumb” (1994) Robert Crumb, Aline Kominsky. Premiere.

››› “Antonio Gaudi” (1984, Documentary) “Little Dorrit Part I” (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Christmas 2012 ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) Christmas 2012 ›› “A Christmas Carol” (1999) Christmas 2012NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Killer Karaoke (N) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›› “The Game Plan” (2007, Comedy) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Madison Pettis. (CC) Burn Notice Michael tries to leave the country. (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. (CC) House “Words and Deeds” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidSingAdelante

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Katie Does M. ›› “Taking Lives” (2004) Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Thirteen” (2003, Drama) Holly Hunter, Nikki Reed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) ›› “Hart’s War” (2002, War) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “Larry Crowne” (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie (CC)

“Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot” ››› “The Contender” (2000, Suspense) Joan Allen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:10) ››› “The Mother” (2003, ComedyDrama) Anne Reid. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Antz” (1998) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (4:30) “Red” ››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S)

›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) Jim Rome on Showtime (12:10) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Dave’s Old Porn (:40) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Steel Dawn” (1987) Patrick Swayze. (S) ‘R’

(:45) › “Strategic Command” (1998, Action) Michael Dudikoff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Attack on Darfur” (2010) Billy Zane. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Metropia” (2009) Voices of Vincent Gallo. ‘NR’ (:40) › “Triggermen” (2002, ComedyDrama) Neil Morrissey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hoodwnk Too”

(:10) Joan Rivers: Don’t Start With Me (S) (CC) War Horse ››› “Dead Again” (1991) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:20) “Red” (2008) Brian Cox. ‘R’ (CC)

2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

SATURDAY DAYTIME DECEMBER 22, 2012

(1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) (CC) (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Must Love Cats (S) Dogs 101 (CC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Start-Ups Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Shahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetReal HousewivesReal Housewives (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomCNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room

Jim Carrey. Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0

PaidPaidNarcolepsyAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) PiratesDoc “Sofia the First”PhineasFish ANT Shake ItGood DogWizardsWizardsGood Good AustinShake ItGood Good Shake ItShake ItGood AustinAustinShake It (E!) 50 Cutest Child Stars: All Grown UpFashion PoliceE! News (N) SoupLove Leann RimesIce-CocoIce-CocoE! InvestigatesInfaH’woodCelebrity Oops: E! News “Sweet Home” (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football: R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl College Football: Maaco Bowl Las Vegas

(ESPN2) NFL’s Greatest English Premier League Soccer Wigan Athletic FC vs Arsenal FC. (N) (Live)

First Take (N) (S Live) (CC) College Basketball Gotham Classic -Syracuse vs. Temple. From New York.

College Basketball Texas at Michigan State. (N) (Live) College Basketball Marshall at Kentucky. (N) (Live) College Basketball Illinois vs. Missouri.

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicChildren ChoirCobblerRosaryDaily MassThe Life of Christ L. YoungChapletRosaryHymnsRosaryPath of the Messiah Music

(FAM) “Mickey’s Christmas”“Mickey’s Twice Upon”LandingPrep &MickeyWinnieChipRudolph/Misfit Toys Rudolph’s YearMiser BrothersSanta Santa Claus, Town“Santa Clause”

(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) The Journal Editorial Report (N) FOX News Watch (N)

America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)

(FSN) WorldOutd’rHunterWoods...Due PaidWoodsOutdoorDW-TVFox Sports Prep ZoneWolvesCollege Basketball USC at Georgia. (N) GopherCollege Basketball WordsGopher

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