Late Laughs

Conan

The ‘80s rock band Twisted Sister has said Donald Trump can use their song “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” Meanwhile, Ben Carson has not heard back from Motley Crue regarding “Dr. Feelgood.”

Paul Ryan has become the first Speaker of the House in over 90 years to grow a beard. Meanwhile, Marco

Rubio is the first presidential candidate to sport a chocolate milk mustache.

The Tonight Show Starring

Jimmy Fallon

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving weekend! I don’t want to say I ate too much, but when I got on the scale, it just said I had a nice personality.

Of course, it’s the start of the holiday season, everyone! Right now, millions of parents across the nation are checking their credit card statements and saying, “How much is my kid REALLY worth?”

Weekend Update With Colin Jost and Michael Che

According to a new list, the most popular baby girl name of the year was Sophia, while the least popular baby girl name belonged to little Isis Cosby.

Videoreleases

Hitman: Agent 47 Agent 47 (Friend) is a genetically engineered killing machine. While searching for his creator, Piotr Litvenko (Hinds), 47 rescues Litvenko’s daughter, Katia (Ware), from a rival assassin, Smith (Quinto), who is employed by Syndicate International — the company that sponsored Litvenko’s work decades before.

Solution on page 10.

Director:AleksanderBach.Stars: RupertFriend,HannahWare,Zach- aryQuinto,CiaránHinds,ThomasKretschmann.2015.96min.Action.