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Despite his strange diet, Zimmern says he’s as healthy as he’s ever been and offers this unusual tip: “Everyone has a grandmother story about drinking two ounces of pickle juice every morning in a cracked coffee cup was the secret to why Granny was 105 before she passed away, and I believe that.

“But only if it’s naturally occurring fermentation, none of that stuff in the storebought jars. But yes, get some pickles at Guss’ Pickles on Orchard Street in New York and drink the juice every day. You’ll be in great shape.”

In Focus

“Chosen,” www.crackle. com/outreach/Chosen new foods and the new American culture touchpoints that immigrants to our country are keeping alive.

“Heroes” star Milo Ventimiglia stars in this new Crackle.com original Web series, in which he stars as husband, father and lawyer Ian Mitchell, who awakens one morning to find a box on his doorstep containing a loaded gun and a photo of a stranger he must kill within the next three days. If he doesn’t, he may die along with his daughter, who’s being held hostage. The six 30-minute episodes also star Diedrich Bader, Nicky Whelan and Brett Davern.

“Oftentimes, the blending of the two can be staggering. I was in central Arkansas a few months ago, and not many people know that Bentonville, Ark., is home to one of the Vietnamese populations in the country, but it is.”

Zimmern went out with a family that had fished for generations in Vietnam and observed locals catching catfish, which also forms part of Vietnamese cuisine. They rigged up a system that allowed them to catch multiple catfish at one time.

“Then,” says Zimmern, “we get to go to their house and cook up traditional Vietnamese food using the allAmerican catfish. Sometimes it’s that kind of elasticity, that hybridization of culture, that is really a sweet spot for us to explore.”

Sometimes, though, distinctive flavors are buried under the standardized menus of chain restaurants and fast-food outlets.

“In our biggest population center,” says Zimmern, “the commodification and the industrialization of America have put a lot of our culture under a big mound of earth. Sometimes you have to work harder to scratch up to the surface.”

“Verse: A Poetic Murder Mystery,” www.koldcast.tv/ show/verse-murder-mystery

When a young poet and bike messenger (Jon Sands) discovers a lost manuscript, he is drawn into the New York literary world with the only key to an unsolved 30-year-old murder. Also starring are Angel Nafis as a poetry graduate student, Mark Greenfield as a hot-tempered poet on the brink of major success, Lamont B. Steptoe as an aging ’70s radical, Bob Holman as a professor and Julie Berndt as a former radical who is now a middle-class housewife.

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Rob Michael Hugel stars as Rob, a guy who’s been recently dumped by his love. He blunders through single life trying to figure out where he belongs in a world that travels by twos. Also starring are Domenico Manzolillo and Shannon Coffey.

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (12:01) Necessary Roughness (CC) (:01) House “Fools for Love” (CC) House “Insensitive” (S) (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Art” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Suits “He’s Back” (CC) (DVS) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:45) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (CC) ›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Good Day, Die Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Enlightened (S) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “DarkWolf” (2003) Ryan Alosio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) What to Watch ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) (CC) (MAX) “Anacondas: Hunt”Banshee “The Kindred” (S) (CC) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (:20) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(11:50) “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “The Disappearance of Alice Creed” (2009) Gemma Arterton. ‘R’ ››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Salesman” ‘G’

Girls in Bed ›› “Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. Family deals with life in 1970s Brooklyn. ›› “Anastasia” (1997) (S) ‘G’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “The Others” (2001) Nicole Kidman. ‘PG-13’ (:25) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) ‘PG-13’ Shameless “The Helpful Gallaghers” Californication House of Lies (S) Mike Epps Presents: Live From Club Nokia (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) ‘PG-13’ (:10) ›› “Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” (2012) (:45) ›› “Mad About Mambo” (2000) William Ash, Brian Cox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Last Play” (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010) ››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd.

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(CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)

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(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Gonzaga at St. Mary’s. (N) (Live) (CC)

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Conan (CC) ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996, Action) Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “The Prisoner of Zenda”

›››› “Gone With the Wind” (1939, Romance) Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard. Civil War rogue Rhett Butler loves Southern belle Scarlett O’Hara.

›››› “Rebecca” (1940, Suspense) Laurence Olivier, Joan Fontaine, Judith Anderson. (CC) ››› “Spellbound” (1945, Mystery) Ingrid Bergman, Gregory Peck. (CC) ››› “Portrait of Jennie” (1948) Jennifer Jones. (CC)

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(HBO) Picture Paris (S) (:45) ››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) Real Sex Swingers convention. (CC) (:05) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence. (CC)

(12:55) “The Philly Kid” (2012) Wes Chatham. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “The Loving Story” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) (5:05) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”

›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (2004) Milla Jovovich. (:35) Life on Top (:10) Life on Top (:45) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Wonderland” (2003) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Sugarland Express” (1974) Goldie Hawn. ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Paper Soldiers” (2002, Comedy) Kevin Hart. ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Sophie’s Choice” (1982, Drama) Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Peter MacNicol. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Shade” (2003) Stuart Townsend. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

MAX on Set (S) “CloakDagger” (SHOW) (4:30) “Red” ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ Melanie Comarcho: Hello! (N) (S) Gigolos (CC) Gigolos (CC) ››› “Trainspotting” (1996) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Ransom” (1996) Mel Gibson. ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) “Only the Brave” (2006) ‘R’

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(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosarySudan: CryMaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootLoveCenaclePortraitsIsabel the CatholicHandingLetter

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›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007, Drama) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. (CC)

››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) Will Smith, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith. (CC) Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››››

“Ninotchka” (1939)

››› “The Champ” (1931, Drama) Wallace Beery. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Grand Hotel” (1932, Drama) Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Mrs. Miniver” (1942, Drama) Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Woman of the Year” (1942, Comedy) Katharine Hepburn. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Thousands Cheer” (1943, Musical) Kathryn Grayson, Gene Kelly, Mary Astor. (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) NBA Basketball In NBASouthland (CC) ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. PreviewLaw & Order (S) Smallville “Rage” Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World RecordsWipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World RecordsWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (:43) Everybody Loves Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych (CC) Psych (CC) Psych (CC) Psych (CC) Psych (CC) Psych (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingPeople

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(HBO) “Mea Maxima Culpa” (:15) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

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(:45) ›› “Being Flynn” (2012) Robert De Niro. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Mercury Rising” (1998, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Cinema Verite” (MAX) “Sherlock HolmesGame” ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Wicks” (N) (S) (CC)

Girls in Bed Banshee “Wicks” (S) (CC)

(:25) “Birthday Sex” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(12:50) ›› “2 Days in the Valley” (1996) Danny Aiello.

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “A Low Down Dirty Shame” (1994) Keenen Ivory Wayans. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Distinguished Gentleman” (1992) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe.

“Nice Guy Johnny” (2010) Matt Bush. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Barnyard”

(:35) “Dragon Eyes” (2012) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hong uses his fighting skills to save a neighborhood. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Kit Kittredge” (SHOW) “Lara Croft Tomb Raider” History of the Eagles (N) (Part 1 of 2) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) ‘PG-13’ House of Lies (S) (:05) Shameless (S) (CC) Californication SuicideGirls: Retrospective (S) (CC) Snoop: The Bad Girls of Comedy ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Tabloid” (2010)

››› “Beneath the Planet of the Apes” (1970) James Franciscus. (CC) (:45) ››› “Escape From the Planet of the Apes” (1971) Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter. (CC)

›› “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes” (1972) Roddy McDowall. (CC)

“Battle for Planet of Apes” (AP) Pit Boss (S) Must Love Cats (S) Pit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-Parole (BRAVO) (5:00) “Sleepless in Seattle”MatchmMatchmakerHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.The Face Vanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesReal Housewives (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomCNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) “The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.”(:45) ›› “Coneheads” (1993) (CC) (:45) ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAfrica (S) (CC) Africa (S) (CC) Africa (S) (CC)

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››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) Will Smith, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith. (CC) ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007, Drama) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. (CC) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) ››› “Lassie Come Home” (1943) (CC) (DVS) ›› “Cabin in the Sky” (1943) Ethel Waters. (CC) (:15) ›››› “On the Town” (1949) Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “An American in Paris” (1951, Musical) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” (1954) Howard Keel. (CC) (DVS)

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(HBO) (5:30) “Cinema Verite” (2011) ‘NR’

› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) ››› “While You Were Sleeping” (1995) Sandra Bullock. ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:15) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) Selena Gomez, Leighton Meester. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:45) ››› “Kit Kittredge: An American Girl” (2008) ‘G’ › “Wing Commander” (1999) Freddie Prinze Jr. (S)

(:10) ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan. ‘PG-13’ (:40) ››› “The Package” (1989, Suspense) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Art of War” (2000, Suspense) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) Reese Witherspoon. (:45) › “I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ››› “My Left Foot” (1989) Daniel Day-Lewis. Premiere. ‘R’

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. Inside Comedy ››› “The Others” (2001) Nicole Kidman. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ 60 Minutes Sports (TMC) “Barnyard: Original Party” ›› “The Canterville Ghost” (1996) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008, Historical Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Filmmaker (12:50) ›› “The Young Americans” (1993) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Twisted” (2004) Ashley Judd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(BRAVO) Real Housewives ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) ››› “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993) Tom Hanks. RealPaidPaidPaidPaidKathy (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidPrincessPrincessSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN Presents (N) Piers MorganPiers MorganCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (:15) ››› “Hot Tub Time Machine” (2010) (CC) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson. A. Jeselnik: Ca.Amy SchumerAziz AnsariThe Comedy Central RoastComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieGood ››› “Despicable Me” (S) PhineasJessieAustinGood JessieAustinANT DogGood Shake It“Jump In!” (2007) (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasDoc Mickey (E!) E! SpecialMovie

E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball Texas at Kansas. SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Georgia at Mississippi. (N) (Live)

NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Winternationals, Qualifying. (CC) ball

(EWTN) Mother AngelicaBakhita (Part 2 of 2) Living RightCatholic.Holy Wd.Daily MassFaithSavoringIraq’s Christ.PrayerThe EWTN LiveAt LastLivingAngelusServant

(FAM) “Chronicles-Lion”“Journey to the Center of the Earth” ››› “Beetlejuice” (1988, Comedy) ›› “Hocus Pocus” (1993, Comedy) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Journal Editorial FOX News Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (FSN) Twins AwardsCollege Gymnastics GopherWolvesCollege Basketball The Best of PrideCollege Gymnastics GopherWolvesCollege Basketball (FX) “Knight and Day”

››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007, Action) Bruce Willis. AngerBiasedBrandX WithArcherLegitUFCBiasedBrandX WithWilfredWilfredPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Champions: ACE Group Classic, Second Round. From Naples, Fla. (Taped) PGA Tour Golf Northern Trust Open, Third Round. From Riviera Country Club in Pacific Palisades, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: ACE Group Classic, Second Round. About Golf Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnStories from the Road to Freedom (N) PawnPawnPawnPawn(:01) Stories from the Road to FreedomPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid

(LIFE) “Not Easily”“Pastor Brown” (2009) Premiere. (CC) Movie (:02) “Pastor Brown” (2009) (CC) (:02) Movie PaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidBra

(NBCSN) College Basketball College Basketball Star-SpangledPoker After DarkDarts (Taped) Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildliFisher.

(NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) MarvinNinjasRockiCarly (S) NannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersGrownBarnyard (SPIKE) “Independence” ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Doom” (2005) The Rock. (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “Saw V” (2008) Tobin Bell. (CC)

› “The Collector” (2009) Premiere. ›› “The Hills Have Eyes” (2006, Horror) (CC) ›› “Toolbox Murders” (2004) (CC) ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham Classic ›› “Love Comes Softly”“Love’s Enduring Promise”Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) King of Queens Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the Nerds “High IQ’s” Cougar Town (S) Sullivan & Son “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009, Comedy) Oliver James. (CC)

› “Norbit” (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “Gigi” (1958)

›››› “Ben-Hur” (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd. Friends become bitter enemies during the time of Christ.

›››› “North by Northwest” (1959, Suspense) Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Bad Day at Black Rock” (1955) Spencer Tracy.

›› “The Sheepman” (1958) Glenn Ford. (CC) ››› “The Naked Spur” (1953) James Stewart. (CC) (TLC) Lottery ChangedNext Baker RoCake Boss: Next BakerCakeNext Baker RoCake Boss: Next BakerCakeLottery ChangedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Open Court (N) Tip-OffNBA Basketball

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (:15) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) Zac Efron. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Beyoncé: Life Is but a Dream (N) (S) (CC) Boxing Adrien Broner vs. Gavin Rees, Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’

Battleship ›› “The Thing” (2011) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. ‘R’ (:15) Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals (S) (CC) I Have Tourette (MAX) (:10) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Banshee “Wicks” (S) (CC)

›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Girls in Bed Banshee “Wicks” (S) (CC) (:25) Life on Top Feature 4: Let’s Do It (S) (CC) (1:55) Lingerie Chemistry (S) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Elektra” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) Melanie Comarcho: Hello! (CC) History of the Eagles (N) (:05) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC) House of Lies (S) Californication (:05) Shameless (S) (CC)

Chocolate Sundaes Comedy ››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’

› “Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000” (2000) ‘R’ (:45) › “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000, Horror) Craig Sheffer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005) Doug Bradley. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “The Hole” (2001, Suspense) Thora Birch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

D.L. Hughley: Reset (S) (CC)

(2:50) ››› “The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover” (1990) (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Salesman” (1969) ‘G’

“The Ramen Girl” (2008) Brittany Murphy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Bareft. Exec.” (TMC) (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)