Chef-turned-real estate agent helps others ‘Buy This Restaurant’

For anyone wanting to open a restaurant, a pivotal question is “Where?”

Many Food Network shows delve into what’s eaten as well as where it’s served, but the new Wednesday series “Buy This Restaurant” is mainly about location, location, location. Real estate veteran Keith Simpson started his professional life as a chef, catering to England’s royal family before coming to America and buying his own first restaurant ... so having been on both sides makes him uniquely suited to help match aspiring eatery owners to sites that meet their business aims.

“I came into the brokerage side in 2006,” Simpson explains, “when I sold one of my restaurants in South Lake Tahoe, and I found it intriguing how the whole process went. As I was getting older and I didn’t want to be so involved in the operation of restaurants, I thought about the buying and selling, ‘This sounds like fun.’ And it’s been tremendous.”

Simpson works for a San Francisco-based company in helping to make property deals. “Very rarely are you buying the bricks and mortar,” he notes. “You’re buying a business, so what value is the business? When I meet with buyers and sellers, I understand exactly how a kitchen works. There’s nothing I haven’t done in my own restaurants, from mopping floors to taking reservations.”

Such expertise adds to Simpson’s dealings with prospective buyers. “I ask them about marketing,” he says, “because that’s very much a strength of mine. I help them with the menu planning. And I try to look for what I call the USPs, unique selling points ... what makes them unique compared to the competition just down the road.

“Too many buyers think, ‘Oh, that’s great. It’s just around the corner from where I live. That’s where I want to have my restaurant.’ Well, that’s the completely wrong way of looking at it. You’ve got to look not at where you live but where the best location for the business is. Even if it means driving a half-hour to get there.”

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(3:50) ››› “Rushmore” (1998) Jason Schwartzman. “Wallace” (MAX)

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PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. (CC) › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (CC) “Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s” ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) Termintr (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) King of the Nerds

“Trek Wars”

House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser.

››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) “All This” ››› “Random Harvest” (1942) Ronald Colman, Greer Garson. (CC) (:45) ››› “Blossoms in the Dust” (1941) Greer Garson. (CC) (DVS)

››› “One Foot in Heaven” (1941) Fredric March, Martha Scott. (CC) ›››› “The Yearling” (1946, Drama) Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›››› “Sounder” (1972) Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfield, Kevin Hooks. (CC) ››› “The Sundowners” (1960) Deborah Kerr. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeCheapskatesDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Cold Justice (CC) APB, T. DunnLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “Crimson Tide” (1995, Suspense) (CC) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) ›› “The Book of Eli” (TOON) LegendsTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10TeenTeenUncle LazloDogJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenUncle (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits (CC)

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››› “Bridge to Terabithia” (2007, Fantasy) Josh Hutcherson. (CC) Psych (CC) (DVS) English Premier League Soccer Arsenal FC vs Sunderland AFC. (N) (Live)

››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott. (CC)

(1:53) ››› “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. (CC) (:27) ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC)

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Love, Marilyn” (:45) ››› “42” (2013) Chadwick Boseman. Jackie Robinson breaks baseball’s color barrier.

› “Juwanna Mann” (2002) Miguel A. Núñez Jr. ‘PG-13’ (:45) › “Supernova” (2000) James Spader. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Epic” (2013, Adventure) Voices of Colin Farrell. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

Questioning Darwin (S) (CC)

››› “42” (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Incredible Burt Wonderstone” (MAX) (:10) ››› “About a Boy” (2002) Hugh Grant. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Licence to Kill” (1989, Action) Timothy Dalton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Trance” (2013) James McAvoy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson, Jon Bernthal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994, Drama) Andy Garcia, Meg Ryan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Inside Comedy ››› “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Episodes“On the Shoulders of Giants” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009, Musical) De’Adre Aziza, Daniel Breaker. ‘NR’

›› “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” (2004) Diego Luna.

›› “Wicker Park” (2004, Suspense) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

SATURDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 22, 2014

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA The This Old House Hour (N) (S) Antiques Roadshow (N) (CC)

KSTP NewsPaid Program

››› “Gypsy” (1962) Rosalind Russell. A musical biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee.

DCI Banks The murder of a paralyzed woman. (N) (CC) Austin City Limits “Arcade Fire” (S)

Antiques Roadshow (CC)

››› “Gypsy” (1962) Rosalind Russell. A musical biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee.

DCI Banks The murder of a paralyzed woman. (S) (CC)

›› “Shrek the Third” (2007) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. (S) 20/20 (S) (CC) News(:35) Castle “Recoil” (S) (CC) (:35) Private Practice (S) (CC) Red Carpet (:05) We Have a Dream Inspirational black Americans. (:05) Coach Game Time Entertainers: With Byron Allen (CC) Larry King Paid Program

KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Mike & Molly (S) Crazy Ones CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) 48 Hours (N) (S) (CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami “Bloodline” (CC) Criminal Minds Serial killer’s partner. Leverage “The Boost Job” (CC)

WDSE Ask This Old H’se

Collar “Prisoner’s Dilemma”

Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC)

Pit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleTo Be AnnouncedUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutThe Most Extreme (BRAVO) Real Housewives ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Movie

PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) The Car ChasersThe Car ChasersSuze Orman ShowAmerican GreedAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowAmerican GreedPaidGrill-ProAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowDebtPaid (CNN) CNN SpecialCNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) (5:30) ›› “Life” (1999) Eddie Murphy. Chris Rock: BigKevin Hart: GrownKevin Hart: LaughDave ChappelleKatt Williams Live (CC) Katt Chris Rock: Never Scared (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) Treehouse MstrTreehouse MstrTreehouse MstrTreehouse MstrMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProDavid (DISN) JessieJessieGood Luck CharlieI Didn’tJessieLab RatsMightyANT AustinJessieDogANT AustinGood ›› “Zenon: The Zequel”DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry

(E!) Beyond Candid ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) Vince Vaughn. HelloFashion PoliceBurning Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning SoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Missouri at Alabama. (N) (Live) College Basketball San Diego State at New Mexico. (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Gonzaga at San Diego. (N) (Live)

NHRA Drag Racing NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: DRIVE4COPD 300. (N Same-day Tape) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC)

(EWTN) Mother AngelicaBakhita Living RightPreviewLectioDaily Mass (CC) MarySavoringWhat Every CathoChurchLectioEWTN LiveThe LivingAngelusSt. Luke

(FAM) (4:30) “Cars” ›› “Cars 2” (2011) Voices of Owen Wilson. ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Robin Williams PrincePrincePaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) The Kelly FileStossel Huckabee The Kelly FileStossel Fox News SundayHuckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) College BasketballWolvesWolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Jazz WolvesHard ChargeNBA Basketball WolvesCollege Basketball Boxing

(FX) “Crazy, Stupid” ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. LegitLegitLegitLegitLegitLegitLegitLegitLegitLegitPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Quarterfinals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Quarterfinals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz.

(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt

Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (N) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidProstatePaidProstatePaid (SYFY) “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. Premiere. › “Anaconda” (1997) Jennifer Lopez. “Anacondas: Hunt” › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic ››› “Love Takes Wing”“Love Finds a Home” (2009) Not a Gods At Heartwood Dagger“Jacob-Fought With God” Holy Lucado (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the Nerds “Trek Wars” Cougar Town (S) Men at Work ››› “1408” (2007, Horror) John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson.

››› “Scream 2” (1997, Horror) David Arquette, Neve Campbell. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “The Sundowners” (CC)

›››› “The Red Shoes” (1948) Moira Shearer. A ballerina loves an impresario and her art. (CC) ›››› “Hamlet” (1948) Laurence Olivier. Shakespeare’s melancholy Danish prince avenges his father’s murder. (CC)

›››› “The Snake Pit” (1948) Olivia de Havilland, Mark Stevens. (CC) ›››› “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (1948) Humphrey Bogart. (:45) ››› “Johnny Belinda” (1948) Jane Wyman. (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeStories of the ERSecret Sex LivesMy Trip From HellStories of the ERSecret Sex LivesMy Trip From HellDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “The Book of Eli” ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig. (:32) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) (CC) (DVS) (12:04) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (CC) (DVS) (:34) ››› “Crimson Tide” (1995) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules”King/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistSoul NarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidRiflesPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardPaidPaidPaidCook PaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Kirstie (CC) ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) (4:27) “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (CC) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family NCIS: Los Angeles “Killshot” (CC)

NCIS: Los Angeles “Keepin’ It Real” NCIS: Los Angeles “Pushback” (S)

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House House and Amber are at odds. House House diagnoses actor. (CC) House (S) (CC) House “Here Kitty” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosRulesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeathDeath › “My Boss’s Daughter” (2003) Tom’rowPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Incredible Burt Wonderstone” ›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. ‘PG-13’ (CC) True Detective (S) (CC)

(:15) ›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:15) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. ‘R’

(:45) ›› “Alexander” (2004) Colin Farrell. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Breaking the Huddle: Integration “Simply Irresist” (MAX) ›› “Constantine” (2005, Fantasy) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Ways to Bury a Man” (S) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) Banshee (S) (CC)

(11:55) “Pleasure Spa” (2013) ‘NR’

(:15) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Top Gun” (1986, Action) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Sentinel” (SHOW) Shameless Fiona ends up in jail. (S)

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012) Kristen Stewart. Shameless Fiona ends up in jail. (S) House of Lies (S) “Lenny Cooke” (2012, Documentary) ‘NR’ Gigolos (CC) “Aroused” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Seed of Chucky” (2004, Horror) Jennifer Tilly. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Blood Creek” (2009) Dominic Purcell. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Seed of Chucky” (2004) Jennifer Tilly. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Blood Creek” (2009) Dominic Purcell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC)

››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Big Business” (1988, Comedy) Bette Midler. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Housesitter”

(:45) › “The Reunion” (2011) John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (:15) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’