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Sudoku
Siberian permafrost. Hey, science, I’ve got something for you to study next: why the [bleep] you would do that.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Today [Dec. 1], President Biden hosted French President Emmanuel Macron for the first White House
Siberian permafrost. Hey, science, I’ve got something for you to study next: why the [bleep] you would do that.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Today [Dec. 1], President Biden hosted French President Emmanuel Macron for the first White House
Sudoku
expensive, NBC can only afford to plug in the bottom half of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. Things are so expensive, the Statue of Liberty just started an OnlyFans.
Late Night With Seth Meyers
state dinner in more than three years. Yep, the French like to eat late, so Biden was like, “Got it, 4:30 it is.” state dinner in more than three years. Yep, the French like to eat late, so Biden was like, “Got it, 4:30 it is.”
According to new research, self-service checkouts at grocery stores are covered in harmful bacteria. But hey, at least they also never work.
For the first time ever, New York City has been named the most expensive city in the world. Things are so
According to new research, self-service checkouts at grocery stores are covered in harmful bacteria. But hey, at least they also never work.
For the first time ever, New York City has been named the most expensive city in the world. Things are so
Late Laughs
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
In an effort to destigmatize the disease, the World Health Organization has renamed monkeypox “mpox.” You can’t just KFC this thing; it’s not like we don’t know the ‘m’ stands for. That’s like when the Washington football team briefly changed their name to the Washington YouKnow-Whats. A so-called “zombie virus” has been revived after 50,000 years trapped in the
In an effort to destigmatize the disease, the World Health Organization has renamed monkeypox “mpox.” You can’t just KFC this thing; it’s not like we don’t know the ‘m’ stands for. That’s like when the Washington football team
New York City recently posted a job listing for a expensive, NBC can only afford to plug in the bottom half of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. Things are so expensive, the Statue of Liberty just started an OnlyFans.
Late Night With Seth Meyers
New York City recently posted a job listing for a
Director of Rodent Mitigation, which will pay up to $170,000 a year. Wow, $170,000 a year to say, “Maybe don’t serve dinner in the gutter.”
According to the latest numbers, crime on New York’s subway last month decreased by 13 per cent because it’s hard to commit a crime if you can’t move your arms.
Director of Rodent Mitigation, which will pay up to $170,000 a year. Wow, $170,000 a year to say, “Maybe don’t serve dinner in the gutter.”
According to the latest numbers, crime on New York’s subway last month decreased by 13 per cent because it’s hard to commit a crime if you can’t move your arms.