New Showtime comedies are ‘Shameless’-ly good

By John Crook © Zap2it

Despite frequent attempts, many hit British TV series haven’t been able to make a successful transition across the big pond to American television. For every success like NBC’s “The Office,” there’s a bomb like the same network’s “Coupling.” Or, on a variety of channels, “Cracker,” “Cold Feed,” “Eleventh Hour,” “Life on Mars,”“Teachers,”“Viva Laughlin!” and “Touching Evil.”

Which only compounds the ruddy miracle that is “Shameless,” the improbably excellent Americanization of a quirky British hit of the same title premiering Sunday, Jan. 9, on Showtime.

Originally created by Paul Abbott and based on his own offkilter upbringing, the dark, rude and sidesplitting comedy - which executive producer John Wells (“ER”) has transplanted from Manchester, England, to Chicago for this new version - revolves around the large and raucous Gallagher family, a close-knit clan headed by booze- and drugaddled patriarch Frank (William H. Macy). Abandoned, somewhat understandably, by his wife after the births of six children (one of them of dubious paternity), Frank lives on his disability checks, which he squanders recklessly at a bar run by a neighbor, Kev (Steve Howey,“Reba”).

Forced to become a surrogate parent, oldest daughter Fiona (Emmy Rossum of “Phantom of the Opera” in a breakout performance) selflessly cares for her five siblings, each of whom pitches in to help out with cashraising gambits that include the odd bit of petty larceny.

Fiona’s stressed-out routine gets a much-needed boost when she catches the eye of Steve (Justin Chatwin), a nice guy whose bankroll likewise comes from some shady dealings. Frank, meanwhile, begins to crash at the home of Sheila Jackson (the sublime Joan Cusack), a local divorcee who suffers from profound agoraphobia and assorted other mental and emotional disorders but offers Frank shelter, gourmet cooking and more sexual kink than he can handle.

Wells has taken an ensemble comedy that at first appearance seems too distinctly British and place-specific to be adapted and somehow given it a very credible American accent while retaining the richness and emotional resonance of the original. Certainly it helps immensely that he was developing “Shameless” for American TV at the same time that Macy, who played the kilt-wearing Dr. David Morgenstern on “ER,” was looking for a TV series role.

“I am absolutely thrilled,” Macy says of the Showtime series.“It’s not dissimilar to our British brethren, but it is distinctly American, and the translation has been flawless. In some ways it’s deeper, funnier, while in other ways it’s consistent with what they were doing.We met Paul Abbott when we were working on the pilot, and then he came by and hung out for a couple of weeks when we started episode two, so we all got to meet him and talk with him. It was very gratifying to see he couldn’t have been happier.

“We’re sort of picking and choosing, so in the broadest sense we are following the template of the British series, and the writers have written some new scenes that are specific to our episodes.They’ve mixed it up a bit and taken some great bits from one episode and put into another. But by and large we are following the British show.”

Rossum, who previously usually had been cast in girl-next- pital in critical condition. At the hospital, all the doctors banded together to help the victims. Lulu arrived to comfort Dante, who feared losing his mother.

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“Fiona steps in and takes care of everyone, including her father,” the 24-year-old actress says of her character.“You’d think there would be a lot of anger and resentment underneath, but she never shows that, especially not to her brothers and sisters, whom she loves more than anything. She is fiercely loyal to her family and even to her father, no matter how much he screws up. She may get angry and want to beat the (crap) out of him, but in the end, they are a family, a real kind of modern American family.

“We’re showing the struggles they go through, with the economy and everything else that is happening now. I just think it is very admirable that they don’t give in to self-pity.They have a very strong get-up-and-go attitude.”

Weirdly, the time-slot neighbor of “Shameless” and premiering the same night is “Episodes,” a new sitcom that chronicles the painful experience a pair of married British comedy writers (Stephen Mangan, Tamsin Greig) endure when they are brought to Hollywood to Americanize their hit Britcom “Lyman’s Boys” for a U.S. network run by a boorish executive (John Pankow).While they keep hearing assurances that everyone loves “Lyman’s Boys,” their show about an avuncular English headmaster, Sean and Beverly Lincoln watch in horror as their classy jewel of a series is overhauled with a vulgar new title (“Pucks”) and a new lead character, now a hockey coach played by former “Friends” star Matt LeBlanc, starring as a vain, self-serving version of himself.

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›› “Mad Money” (2008) (CC)

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Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight“Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous” (2008) Jessica Simpson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) ›› “Bohemian Girl” (1936)

Luise Rainer ›››› “The Good Earth” (1937, Drama) Paul Muni, Luise Rainer, Walter Connolly. (CC) (DVS)

Luise Rainer ›››› “The Great Ziegfeld” (1936) William Powell. Oscar-winning account of showman Florenz Ziegfeld’s life. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Great Waltz” (1938) Luise Rainer, Fernand Gravet. (CC)

›› “Dramatic School” (1938, Drama) Luise Rainer. ››› “Guilty Hands” (1931) (TLC) Brace for ImpactMan-Half BodyAddicAddicToddlers & TiarasAddicAddicToddlers & TiarasMan-Half BodyBrace for ImpactPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Southland (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAweKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillHomeHero 108Ben 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodMan v. Food (CC) CarniFoodThe Wild WithinFoodCarniCarniFoodThe Wild WithinFoodCarniMan v.Food (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Disorder-CourtFull ThrottleFull ThrottleForensicForensicDisorder-CourtFull ThrottleFull ThrottleForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond

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›› “The Dukes of Hazzard” (2005, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville. (CC)

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Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2 (12:10) ›› “Body of Evidence” (1992, Crime Drama) Madonna. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) ›› “Rapid Fire” (1992) Brandon Lee.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn.‘R’ (:15) ›› “8 Seconds” (1994) (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Whip It” (2009) (:15) Opportunity Knocks (S) (CC)

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“Housewives From Another World”

(12:15) › “Collateral Damage” (2002) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) Life on Top (:35) ›› “The Soloist” (2009, Drama) Jamie Foxx. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Last Remake of Beau Geste” (1977) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (4:50) ››› “The Hurt Locker” ‘R’ EpisodesCalifornication Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Shameless “Pilot” (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC)

›› “Grand Theft Parsons” (2003) Johnny Knoxville. (S) ›› “Expired” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Samantha Morton. (S) ‘NR’

› “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) Dane Cook.‘R’

›› “Everybody’s Fine” (2009) Robert De Niro. (CC)

(:45) “Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski. iTV Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Frat Party” (2009) Randy Wayne. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:15) “Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro.‘R’ (CC)

(:45) “The Hills Have Thighs” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’

(:05) “The Garden” (2006) Lance Henriksen. (S) ‘NR’

(:40) ›› “The VillageBarbershop” (2008) (S) ‘R’

Kevin Pollak:The Littlest Suspect “Rock Slyde” (2009) ‘PG-13’(CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993)

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“Enter the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. (CC) the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. (CC)

››› “48 HRS.” (1982, Action) Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy. (CC)

›› “Another 48 HRS.” (1990, Action) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte, Brion James. Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Swarm Chasers (S) Swarm Chasers (S) Infested! (S) Infested! (S) Swarm Chasers (S) Infested! (S) Infested! (S) Swarm Chasers (S) Swarm Chasers (S) Infested! (S) Infested! (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesHappensHousewives/Atl.Real HousewivesHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Model (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsTarget: InsideTarget: InsideMad MoneyTarget: InsideTarget: InsidePaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Parker Spitzer (N) Larry King LiveAnderson Cooper 360 (CC) Larry King LiveAnderson CooperAnderson CooperLarry King LiveParker SpitzerAnderson CooperAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertOnionSouth PkFturamaDailyColbertThe Comedy Central RoastW. CummingsPaidPaidPaidPaid

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›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

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ConanLopez Tonight ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Play Girl” (1940) ›› “Only Two Can Play” (1962, Comedy) Peter Sellers, Mai Zetterling. ››› “The Millionairess” (1960) Sophia Loren. (:45) ››› “I Love You, Alice B.Toklas” (1968) Peter Sellers, Jo Van Fleet.

›› “What’s New, Pussycat?” (1965) Peter Sellers, Peter O’Toole. (CC) ›› “After the Fox” (1966) Peter Sellers, Victor Mature. (:15) ›› “The Bobo” (1967, Comedy) Peter Sellers, Britt Ekland. (TLC) Police WomenPolice WomenPolice WomenSecret ServicePolice WomenSecret ServicePolice WomenPolice WomenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball: Magic at Thunder NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Denver Nuggets. Inside the NBALeverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) ScoobyAdvenRegularMADAdvenRegularKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAweKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillHomeHero 108Ben 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodHamburgerFoodFoodCarniFoodRibs ParadiseFoodFoodCarniFoodRibs ParadiseHamburgerPaidPaidBedPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeedSpeedWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeedSpeedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny (S) (CC) The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. Home Improve. M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) House “Massage Therapy” (S) (CC)

›› “The Break-Up” (2006, Romance-Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. (CC)

› “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. (CC) White Collar “Point Blank” (CC)

›› “Over Her Dead Body” (2008) Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd. (CC)

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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010) ‘PG’ (CC) Orgasm Special: Real Sex ››› “Good Hair” (2009) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Cathouse (:10) “Deadly Impact” (2009, Suspense) Sean Patrick Flanery. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “Crimson Tide” (1995) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Honey,I Shrunk the Kids” (MAX) “Natl Lampoon Animal House” ›› “The Ring” (2002, Horror) Naomi Watts, David Dorfman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Hangover” (2009) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (:45) The Erotic Traveler “Self-Portrait” (S) (CC) Zane’s Sex (:05) ›› “Shocker” (1989, Horror) Michael Murphy, Peter Berg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Brazil” (1985, Fantasy) Jonathan Pryce, Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Flamingo Kid” (S) (SHOW) (5:30) “Rock Slyde” (2009) (CC)

› “Scary Movie 2” (2001) Shawn Wayans. iTV. (S) ‘R’ ››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) ‘R’ Laugh, Loud Laugh, Loud Californication Shameless “Pilot” (iTV) (S) (CC) “Baby on Board” (2008) Jerry O’Connell. ‘R’(CC) (:15) “A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy” ( 2008) Kathryn Taylor.‘R’ (CC)

›› “W.” (2008, Docudrama) Josh Brolin, Ellen Burstyn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Life During Wartime” (2009) Shirley Henderson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Tournament” (2009, Action) Robert Carlyle.‘R’ (:40) “Braless in Burbank” (2009, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Maze” (2000) Rob Morrow. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “The Jimmy Show” (2002, Drama) Frank Whaley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Velveteen”

›› “Extraordinary Measures” (2010) Brendan Fraser. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) “Boys & GirlCounty Clare”

Abyss” (1989, Science Fiction) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Biehn. An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. (CC)

Flesh Eaters” (1964, Horror) Rita Morley, Martin Kosleck.

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›› “RV” (2006) Robin Williams. A dysfunctional family goes on vacation. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “The Young and the Brave”

››› “99 River Street” (1953) John Payne. ››› “Kansas City Confidential” (1952) John Payne.

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›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003) Cameron Diaz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Life on Top (S) (:20) Co-Ed Confidential 4 PLAY (S) (CC)

(12:50) ›› “The Jackal” (1997, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Ride With the Devil” (1999, Historical Drama) Skeet Ulrich, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Airport” ‘G’ (SHOW) ››› “Elegy” (2008, Drama) Penélope Cruz. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Nine” (2009, Musical) Daniel DayLewis. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Transporter 3” (2008) Jason Statham.‘PG-13’ (:45) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) (:45) “Frat Party” (2009) Randy Wayne.‘R’(CC) (:15) “Kinky Killers” (2007) Charles Durning.‘NR’ (CC) (:40) “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson.‘R’ (CC)

›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ “Lower Learning” (2008, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Rob Corddry. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Messenger” (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.‘R’

(1:50) “Lord of the G-Strings” (2003) ‘R’(CC) “Miss Conception” (2008) Heather Graham. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Marigold” (2007) (CC)

(:15) “Home of the Giants” (2007) (TMC) (5:15) “Miss Conception” (2008) ‘R’

JANUARY 9 - 15, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 17

So Raven So Raven Hannah Montana Suite LifeGreatest Sports Legends Paid Program Paid Program To Be AnnouncedESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) NewsWorld News

KCCO The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Doodlebops Sabrina’s Life SabrinaAnim. Real Green Paid Program College Basketball Maryland vs.Villanova. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (Live) (CC) The NFL Today (Time tentative). NFL Football AFC Divisional Playoff:Teams TBA. (Time tentative). (Live) (CC) the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. (CC)

Smith” (1966, Western) Steve McQueen, Karl Malden. Part-Indian hunts down his parents’ killers.

“Predator” (1987) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (CC) (AP) Animal Planet Dog Championships (S) AnimalsAnimalsIt’s Me or the DogPit Boss XL (CC) Pit Boss XL (CC) WeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeirdWeird (BRAVO) Law Order: CI ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. Real HousewivesHappensHappensHousewives/Atl.MatchmakerMatchmakerReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHouse (S) (CC) (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFacesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFacesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid ›› “The Man” (2005, Comedy) (CC)

›› “Loser” (2000) Jason Biggs. (CC) ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs ›› “Bringing Down the House” (CC) “H’mooners” (DISC) PaidPaidDiscovery-CMEDirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) WreckWreckWreckWreckDouble Life (N) (S) Double Life (N) (S) Double Life (CC) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away

› “The Ladies Man” (2000) (CC)

(DISN) MannyOsoMickeyMickeyPhineasPhineasPhineasFish DeckDeckWizardsWizardsGood Shake itHannahHannahGood Good Good Good WizardsWizards Suite Life on Deck (E!) Sex & Sex & Sex/CitySex & E! News (N) FashionThe BridalplastyBridalplastyBorn DifferentKendraKendra ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001) Sex & Sex & Sex/CitySex & (ESPN) SportNFLSportsCenterSportsCenterCollege GameDayNFL CountdwnCollege BasketballCollege Basketball Virginia at Duke. High School BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) (ESPN2) FinalNFL LiveSportsNationNFL LiveNFLSportsCenter (Live) College BasketballCollege BasketballCollege BasketballCollege Basketball (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliEuchaShowcaseChapletRosaryApol.Apol.Father GroeschelLifeGod

(FAM) Boy Boy Boy ›› “Nim’s Island” (2008, Adventure) “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium” ››› “Holes” (2003) Sigourney Weaver. “Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of the Black Pearl”“Charlie and...” (FSN) FishingFishingFisherFisherOutMuskyWoodsOutDW-TVFishingFishingFishingOutDue Excel.College BasketballWomen’s College BasketballSpotlight

(FX) BernieBernieMalcolm ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal. ››› “Men of Honor” (2000, Drama) Robert De Niro. ›› “Eagle Eye” (2008, Action) Shia LaBeouf. Hellboy (GOLF) CentralCentralPaidPaidGolfNowEuropean PGA Tour Golf Joburg Open, Third Round. (Same-day Tape) HaneyGolfPipePGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Second Round. From Honolulu. Golf (HGTV) IncomeKitchenBathSweat...Holmes on HomesDisasterDisasterCrashersIncomeDesignTo SellUnsellaGet SoldBlockDesignColourBuckCandiceSarahDearColorDesignTo Sell (HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) Time Machine (CC) To Be Announced Time Machine (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid“Deep in My Heart” (1999, Drama) (CC) “Sisters and Other Strangers” (1997) ›› “To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday”“Patterson’s Sundays at Tiffany’s” (NICK) JimmyParentsFanboySponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.PenguinPenguinT.U.F.F.iCarly (S) JacksonBig TimeVictoSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinPenguinFanboyFanboySponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPracticalLivesWhat If?Conceal XtremeHorse.Trucks!Muscle ›› “Striking Distance” (1993) ››› “Breakdown” (1997) J.T.Walsh ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid“Meteor Apocalypse” (2010) (CC) “Black Hole” (2006) Judd Nelson. “Solar Attack” (2006) Louis Gossett Jr. “Earthstorm” (2006) Stephen Baldwin. “Polar Storm” (2009) Jack Coleman. (TBN)

FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharitySingDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod FriendsIshineLads TVHermieCaterpillrStoriesPaws StoryNews “Pendragon: Sword of His Father” (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) (:45) ›› “The Mexican” (2001, Comedy-Drama) Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini. (CC)

(:15) ›› “RV” (2006) Robin Williams. A dysfunctional family goes on vacation.

(:15) ›› “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004) Anne Hathaway. Premiere. (CC) According-Jim Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) “Whistling” ›› “It’s a Wonderful World” (1939) (CC)

››› “Conflict” (1945) Humphrey Bogart. (CC)

›› “Jail Busters” (1955) Bowery Boys, Percy Helton.

›› “Goodbye, My Lady” (1956, Drama) Walter Brennan, Phil Harris.

››› “Pork Chop Hill” (1959, War) Gregory Peck, Harry Guardino. (CC)

››› “Sahara” (1943, War) Humphrey Bogart, Bruce Bennett. (CC)

›››› “12 Angry Men” (1957) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHome MadeProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderThe Opener (CC) Untold StoriesUntold StoriesUntold

RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIThe Unit (S) (CC)

BROADCAST

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(S)

“First Knight” (1995) Sean Connery, Richard Gere.The evil Malagant threatens the peace of Camelot. (S)

CHANNELS (A&E) Gangsta GirlsPeacePeacePeacePeacePeaceBeyond Scared StraightPeacePeacePeacePeacePeace(:31) Beyond Scared StraightPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(4:30) ››› “Predator” (1987) (CC)

›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery, Shane West. (CC)

›› “Demolition Man” (1993, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes. (CC)

››› “Enter the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. (CC)

› “Graveyard Shift” (1990, Horror) David Andrews, Kelly Wolf. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges (AP) It’s Me or the DogIt’s Me or the DogPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleIt’s Me or the DogIt’s Me or the DogIt’s Me or the DogPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePet Star (S) (CC) (BRAVO) House (S) (CC) House “Painless” House “Big Baby” House (S) (CC) House “Unfaithful” House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CI (CNBC) Biography-CNBCTarget: InsideSuze Orman ShowDebt Debt Target: InsideSuze Orman ShowDebt Debt PaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) NewsroomCNN PresentsLarry King LiveNewsroomCNN PresentsLarry King LiveNewsroomCNN PresentsLarry King LiveNewsroomLarry King LiveNewsroom (COM) “H’mooners”Iglesias: FluffyGeorge Lopez: America’sChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerRon White: BehDenis Leary: Lock and LoadGeorge Lopez: America’sComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Gang WarsGang WarsAlmost,AwayDirty Jobs (CC) Get Out Alive (S) Almost, AwayGet Out Alive (S) Gang WarsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeckDeckShake itGood Good Good Good Suite Life on DeckDeckWizardsWizardsHannahHannah(:20) “The Cheetah Girls 2”CharlieEinEinJungleChugMovers (E!) E! News ›› “Honey” (2003) Jessica Alba. Katy PerryThe Chelsea ›› “Honey” (2003) Jessica Alba. The ChelseaKardasKardasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College GameDayWomen’s College BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NFL PrimeTimeNFLSportsCenterSportsCenterNFL

(ESPN2) ESPN Town Hall Meeting From Atlanta. PBA Bowling2011 Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure Final Table, from Atlantis, Bahamas. (Live) Quarterback

(EWTN) Angelica LiveEWTN CinemaAngelicaFr. John CorapiThe Journey HomeDaily MassFr. John CorapiGlobal ShowcaseAngelsLightEWTN LiveGospelHealingOriginalHeritage

(FAM) “Charlie & Chocolate” ›› “The Goonies” (1985) Sean Astin. ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FSN) UnGophersCollege Hockey Minnesota at North Dakota. (Live) GophersGopherFinal ScrWorld Poker TourFinal ScrFinal ScrWomen’s College BasketballGophersCollege HockeyGophersGopher

(FX) (5:30) ››› “Hellboy” (2004, Fantasy) Two Two Two Two JustifiedJustifiedJustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Third Round. From Honolulu. CentralPGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Third Round. From Honolulu. CentralPaidMcCordPaidPaidPaidPaidCentralCentral (HGTV) HuntersHouseCandiceColorDearBlockHouseHouseHuntersHuntersDearBlockHouseHouseHuntersHuntersCandiceColorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) Modern MarvelsAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) ›› “Dying Young” (1991) (CC) ››› “Erin Brockovich” (2000, Drama) Julia Roberts. Wife Swap (CC) MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Big TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoJacksonGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) ›› “The Hunted” (2003) Premiere. (S) ›› “Ladder 49” (2004) Joaquin Phoenix. ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. Premiere. (S) MXC (S) MXC (S) MXC (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Meteor Storm” (2010) Michael Trucco. “Behemoth” (2011) Ed Quinn. Premiere. “Disaster Zone:Volcano in New York”“Behemoth” (2011) Ed Quinn. “Ba’al:The Storm God” (2008) TwilightTwilightPaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel “Faith Like Potatoes” (2006) ConVirtualEnglishFaithShroud-TurinHeroes-BiblePraiseJoniSteps (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (:15) › “The Love Guru” (2008, Comedy) Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. (CC) Glory Daze (CC) ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. (CC)

› “Saving Silverman” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Steve Zahn. (CC) MarriedMarried(:15) › “Envy” (2004) Ben Stiller. (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “12 Angry Men”

›››› “Black Orpheus” (1959, Drama) Breno Mello, Marpessa Dawn.

››› “Missing” (1982, Drama) Jack Lemmon, Sissy Spacek, John Shea. (:15) ›››› “Friendly Persuasion” (1956, Drama) Gary Cooper, Dorothy McGuire. (CC) (:45) ›››› “The Tin Drum” (1979, Drama) David Bennent. A young clairvoyant uses his powers to remain a child. MGM Parade ››› “Best Foot Forward” (1943) (TLC) AddictionAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddicAddictionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT)

››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf. (CC) ››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf. (CC) ›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (CC) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare”ScoobyTower PrepKing/HillKing/HillBoonBoonFullmetalKekBleachBleachCowboyCowboyShellShellFullmetalKekInuyashaInuyashaTom & Jerry (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsWhen VacationsThe Wild WithinDining With DeathGhost AdventuresThe Wild WithinDining With DeathGhost AdventuresWhen VacationsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMurder by, BookMurder by, BookMurder by, BookForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

“The Best Man” (1999) ‘R’ (CC) DilemmaCatch (MAX) “Observe-Rep” ›› “Yes Man” (2008) Jim Carrey. (S) “Chipmunks-Squeakquel”Life-Top“The Devil Wears Nada” (S) (:20) ›› “The Watchman” (1966) Telly Savalas.‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Raising Cain” (1992) “ET