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above?” ... It’sa tough choice.People arelike, “Do I want aguy who can’t ride a bikeoraguy who can’t walk down aramp?”

The Late Late Show With James Corden

Ukraine is expected to find out next week if it will be given candidate country status for European membership.It’sthe next keystep in aprocess that could takeyearsbefore Ukraine is admitted as afull European Union member Finally,Ukraine is getting what it so desperately needs right now: abunch of government paperwork.

Have any of you been watching the Stanley Cup finals? Game 3was on ABC earlier tonight, and if you know me,you know Ican’t get enough of hockey.You get all dressed up and punch people in the face —it’slike the Oscarsonice!

Today [June 21] is also known as the Summer Solstice —which is the longest day of the year.... Out of all the days in the year,thisisthe one where we get the most sunlight. So,ifyou werestill sad today,I hate to break it to you, but your seasonal depression is just regular depression.

Late Laughs

The Late Show with StephenColbert

It was abit of abumpy weekend for JoeBiden. He was in Delawarecelebrating his 45th wedding anniversary when he had a little whoopsie-daisy [and fell of abicycle]. ... The only thing falling faster is bitcoin. And Joe’sapproval ratings.

It’sthe first day of summer [June 21] and you know what that means: time to slip on the Speedo and dive head first into the Jan. 6 hearings,because this afternoon the committee held the fourth installment in agreat summer beach read I’m calling “Scary Plotter and the Goblet of Liars.”

[Lawyer John] Eastman is the one who came up with the plan to send alternateslates of fakeelectorsto Washington from battleground states that Biden didn’t want, and one of those states was Wisconsin. The [Jan. 6] Committee revealed a damning memo pushing for alternate electorsfromthe former president’sWisconsin lawyer,Kenneth Chesebro. Really? Alawyer from Wisconsin named Cheesebro? Youmust “brie” joking

The Tonight Show Starring JimmyFallon

Starting tomorrow,COVID vaccine shots will be available to kids 5and under.... Meanwhile,Chuck E. Cheese was like, “Yeah, but Istill wouldn’t touch that ball pit.”

According to arecent poll, most Americans do not want Biden or former president Trump to run again in 2024. In two years, Americansare going to walk into the voting booth like, “Um, can we choose none of the

JimmyKimmelLive! with Sean Hayes

It’sgreat to be back on ABC. Youknow,I spent morethan adecade at NBC on alittle show,you probably never saw it, “Will and Grace”? Yeah, 75 yearsago,“Will and Grace” was ahead of its time! We werethe first sitcom to point out that rich white ladies named Karen wereproblematic.

Here’sa tip Ipicked up over the years: Youcan save alot on Father’sDay cards if your dad abandoned you when you wereachild. Just me? Toodark? But Ilike Father’sDay.It’sfun to see people posting old pictures of their dads who all looked likehot serial killersfrom the ‘70s

Late NightWith Seth Meyers

After President Biden fell off his bikeover the weekend, formerpresident Trump said he will “never, ever ride abicycle.” Oh, nobody thought you were going to.I mean, at least until you said you weren’t, because if this is anything likeyour past promises, you’ll be in the Tour de France next month.

The mayor of Moffat, Colorado,which has 70 [marijuana] dispensaries but only 120 residents,said in a new interview that she is considering changing the name of the town to Kush. Said residents: “Yeah,we know! Yousaid the same thing,like, 20 minutes ago!”