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Distance” (1993) Bruce Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker. (S)

Distance” (1993) Bruce Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker. (S)

Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975, Drama) Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Brad Dourif. (S)

(4:00) “Pearl Harbor” (2001)

“Revolutionary Road” (2008, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. Premiere.

“The Juror” (1996) Demi Moore. A hit man is sent to sway a woman’s vote in a murder trial.

“The Rainmaker” (1997) Matt Damon. A rookie lawyer goes up against a big insurance company. (CC) “Sleeping With the Enemy” (1991, Suspense) Julia Roberts. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges

It’s Me or the DogMy Cat From HellCats 101 “Kittens” Dogs 101 (CC) My Cat From HellCats 101 “Kittens” Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogLost Lost FreakFreakTapeTapeExtremeExtreme House “5 to 9” (S) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House “5 to 9” (S) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIPaidPaidPaidPaidHappensMatchm Money BiogrphAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom

“Harold & Kumar Escape” Kevin HartDaniel Tosh “Tommy Boy” (1995) Chris Farley. Daniel Tosh“South Park: Bigger”Tosh.0ComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid Swords: LifeSwords: LifeSwords: LifeSwords: LifeSwords: LifeSwords: LifeSwords: LifeSwords: LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTomor

PhineasPhineasPhineas and FerbPhineasPhineasKickin’ ItPhineasDeckDeckDeckDeckFish PhineasPhineas“Hatching Pete” (2009) (CC) MoversJungleLittleLittleChugManny (5:00) The VoiceIce-CocoKardasThe E! True Hollywood Story (S) (CC) The ChelseaAfter FashionKardasIce-CocoThe ChelseaKhloeKhloePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 2:Teams TBA. Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship SportsCenter

NHRA Drag Racing Thunder Valley Nationals, Qualifying. From Bristol, Tenn. Year of the Quarterback (CC) Year of the Quarterback (CC) SportsCenter From Bethesda, Md. (N) AFL Premiership Football Carlton vs. Sydney. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NASCAR Racing

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AngelicaOur Father’s PlanThe Journey HomeDaily MassWeb of FaithThe Rock of TruthGroesCatholicEWTN LiveComSacraOriginalBehold

“Evan Almighty” “The Incredibles” (2004) Holly Hunter “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (1971) My WifeMy WifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass MLB Baseball San Diego Padres at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins 50 Greatest TwinsFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:Final ScrFinal ScrTwins MLB Baseball: Padres at Twins Twins 50 Greatest Twins50 Greatest Twins

(2008) Liam Neeson. Two Two Two Two Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

HuntersHouseHGTV’dBlockColorAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersColorAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersHGTV’dBlockPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid Modern MarvelsHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

“Obsessed” (2009) Idris Elba. (CC) “Nora Roberts’ Carnal Innocence” (CC) “Nora Roberts’ Carnal Innocence” (CC) MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoNinjasiCarly (S) My WifeMy Wife’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyMy WifeMy Wife70s ’70sMattersMattersFamilyFamilyFull Hse.Full Hse.

“Star Wars-Sith”(6:47) “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) (S) (:11) “Star Wars V:The Empire Strikes Back” (S) MANMANMANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

“Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” (2011) “Moby Dick” (1998) Premiere. “Snakehead Terror” (2004) (CC) “Kraken:Tentacles of the Deep” (CC) “Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy” (2005) ZoneZonePaidPaid

Precious Mem.In Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel “A Letter to Dad”FatherVirtualEnglish“The Encounter” (2010) Heroes-BiblePraiseHilliardOr-der

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“Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (:12) “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (:15) “RV” (2006) Robin Williams. A dysfunctional family goes on vacation.

(:15) “Phenomenon” (1996, Drama) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick, Forest Whitaker. (CC) Interstitial Filler MarriedMarriedYes, Dear (S) Home Improve.

“The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter”

“Bringing Up Baby” (1938) Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS)

“Twentieth Century” (1934) John Barrymore, Carole Lombard. (CC)

“Nothing Sacred” (1937) Carole Lombard. “Merrily We Live” (1938) Brian Aherne. (CC) (:15) “Theodora Goes Wild” (1936, Comedy) Irene Dunne. (CC) “The Awful Truth” (1937) Irene Dunne. (CC) “The Champ” Extreme CouponExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Guess Who’sPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

“The Dark Knight” “The Lord of the Rings:The Return of the King” (2003) Elijah Wood. (10:55) “Aliens” (1986) Sigourney Weaver. (CC) “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (CC) CSI: NY “The Fall” Law & Order (S) “Daddy Day Camp” (2007, Comedy) King/HillKing/HillGodFam GuyBoonBoonBleachKekFullmetalFoolyCowboyCowboyGhostGhostBleachKekFullmetalInuyashaLooneyLooney Beach ResortsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles

TruTV Presents...TruTV Presents...TruTV Presents...HurtsHurtsForensicForensicDominick DunneDominick DunneForensicForensicForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Happily Divorced Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne Roseanne 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company

Company (4:30) “Casino Royale” (2006) Daniel Craig. (CC)

“Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric. (CC) In Plain Sight (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC)

Bull RidingBull Riding SportsSportsBull Riding World Extreme Cagefighting fidelity. (CC)

Bones (S) (CC) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Arizona Diamondbacks. NewsMotherSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbCurbEntouSouth PkSouth Pk “Get Over It” (2001) (CC) WorldScudder

PREMIUM CHANNELS (5:00) “Knight and Day” (2010) “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Boxing Canelo Alvarez vs. Ryan Rhodes, Super Welterweights. (N) Game of Thrones “Baelor” (S) (CC)

“Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) “Jennifer’s Body” (2009, Horror) Megan Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Family, Family “Mr. Deeds” (5:35) “The Losers” (2010) (S) (:15) “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey.‘PG-13’

“Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell.‘PG-13’ (CC) Femme Fatales Sin City Diaries “Neon Nights” (S) (CC) (:35) “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell.‘PG-13’

(:05) “Frailty” (2002, Suspense) Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) “Brazil” (1985, Fantasy) Jonathan Pryce. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hugh Hefner:

(1970) John Wayne. A rancher battles an evil land baron in 1870s New Mexico.

“Rio Bravo” (1959, Western) John Wayne. A powerful rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. (CC)

“High Plains Drifter” (1973, Western) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom, Marianna Hill. (CC) “Pearl Harbor” (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett. (CC)

Human Prey Hippo. Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogCats 101 (S) (CC) My Cat From HellAnimal CopsMadagascar (S) (CC) I’m Alive (S) (CC) I’m Alive (S) (CC) I’m Alive (S) (CC) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Platinum HitPlatinum HitHousewives/Atl.Housewives/NJHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHouse (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid SaturdayGuptaCNN

PaidPaidComedy(:45) “First Sunday” (2008) (CC) (:45) “The Promotion” (2008) (CC) ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs(:45) “Waiting...” (2005) (CC) (:45) “Tommy Boy” (1995) (CC) Harold

PaidPaidPaidPaidKiller Jellyfish (S) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayKeith BarryKeith BarrySwords: Life OsoMoversMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish DeckDeckWizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItDeckDeckDeckDeckGood ANT PhineasPhineas

“Because I Said So” (2007) FashionThe E! News (N) Ice-CocoKardas “Because I Said So” (2007) KardasIce-CocoE! News The Voice Vocalists perform. (S) (CC) The Voice (CC)

SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 1:Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) AFL Premiership Football Bassmasters From Columbia, S.C. 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) NASCAR Racing Timbersports Timbersports Timbersports Timbersports Quarterback Year of the Quarterback (CC) Year of the Quarterback (CC) Year of the Quarterback Year of the Quarterback ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutThe FriarAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliMrcl Road of HopeChapletRosaryWeb HeritageSunday NightLifeGod 70s 70s “Can’t Buy Me Love” (1987) “Housesitter” (1992, Comedy) “Cheaper by the Dozen” (2003) “Vegas Vacation” (1997, Comedy) “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) “Evan Almighty” HunterFishingFisherFisherOutTrainerWoodsOutDW-TVFishingDue SpotlightMinnesota Twins ’11 MLS Soccer: Earthquakes at Sporting Classic Twins Malcolm “Meet the Spartans” (2008) “The Simpsons Movie” (2007, Comedy) “The Transporter 2” (2005) “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham. “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy. (5:00) Live From the U.S. Open Morning Drive (N) (Live) Live From the U.S. Open (N) (Live) Morning Drive (N) (Live) GolfNow D.C. GolfNowGolfNow Arizona GolfNowGolfNowGolfNow Miami British Open Highlights British Open Highlights

OutdoorBlockBlockYardYardYardPropertyIncomeCrashersCrashersBathBathRoom Prof.Cash,HGTV’dBuckSecretsCandiceSummerDearColorFavoriteTo Sell Heavy Metal (CC) UFO Files (CC) UFO Files (CC) UFO Files (CC) UFO Files (CC) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnHow the States Got Their Shapes

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid“Woman Scorned: Betty” “Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick”“Night of Terror” (2006) Mitzi Kapture. “Fatal Reunion” (2005) Erika Eleniak. ParentsRugratsFanboySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Fairly OddParentsT.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.PowerSponge.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.VictoVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S)

PaidPaidPaidPaidAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRestoreRestoreTrucks!Muscle “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (1999) (S) “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith”

PaidPaidPaidPaid “Sea Snakes” (2009) Luke Perry. “Dinocroc” (2004) Costas Mandylor. “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus”“Sea Beast” (2009) Corin Nemec. (CC) “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod FriendsIshineThe HermieCaterpillrPaws Heroes-BibleNews“Pendragon: Sword of His Father” Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) (:35) “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews.

(9:50) “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. (CC) (:10) “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland.

“Algiers”(:45) “The People vs. Dr. Kildare” (1941) (CC) (:15) “Ring of Fire” (1961, Adventure) David Janssen, Joyce Taylor.

According-Jim Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

Ace Drum’nd Ace Drum’nd “Tarzan and the Huntress” (1947) Brenda Joyce “Tokyo Joe” (1949) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (:15) “Pandora and the Flying Dutchman” (1951, Drama) James Mason, Ava Gardner. “The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter” (1968) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidHome MadeProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderSpouse vs. HouseDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life

Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) HawthoRNe (CC) Leverage (CC) The Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) “Galaxy Quest” (1999) (CC) “Men in Black II” (CC) (:45) “The Dark Knight” (2008) (CC) Ben 10GeneraStarBeyPokéBakuganWheelsPokéPokéPokePokePokePokePokePokeLooneyDudeDestroyMADMADJohnnyJohnnyAdvenAdven Food Food Ice CreamFoodFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v Beaches AttackExtreme BeachesTop Ten BahamasJamaica: Par.Top Ten HawaiianBeach ExposedCaribbean

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Show (CC) Andy Griffith Cleveland Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program White Collar (CC) Covert Affairs Ben disappears. (CC) Covert Affairs Annie is sent to Paris. “Goldfinger” (1964, Action) Sean Connery, Gert Frobe, Honor Blackman. (CC)

“Die Another Day” (2002) Pierce Brosnan. James Bond and an American spy track a North Korean villain. (CC) “Casino Royale” (2006) Daniel Craig. (CC) BirdingMartinHookOutdoorFishingBillDAnglingFishingBass FishingSportBillDFLW OutdoorsCircuitWorld Challenge Bull Riding Motorsports Hour

PREMIUM CHANNELS (5:20) “(500) Days of Summer” (2009) “Anaconda” (1997) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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McEnroe/Borg: Fire & Ice (CC) True Blood “Clash of the Titans” (2010) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) “A Matter of Taste: Serving Up Paul Liebrandt” “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Murder on the Orient Express” (:15) “Love Happens” (2009, Romance) Aaron Eckhart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) “The Devil’s Own” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Extraordinary Measures” (2010) Brendan Fraser. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

“Joshua” (2002) “Ahead of Time” (2009) ‘NR’

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Art of Getting “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Knight and Day” (2010) (CC)

“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) “Seed of Chucky” (2004) Jennifer Tilly.‘R’ (CC)

Inside NASCAR “I Sell the Dead” (2008) Dominic Monaghan. “Gross Anatomy” (1989, ComedyDrama) Matthew Modine. iTV.‘PG-13’

Scenarios USA Scenarios USA

“Extraordinary Measures” (2010) Brendan Fraser. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “The Losers”

(2:50) “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Hugh Hefner: Playboy”

(1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

“Titanic” (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

“The Crow: City of Angels” (1996) Vincent Perez. (:45) “Dracula 2000” (2000) Christopher Plummer, Gerard Butler. (CC) (:45) “Blood of the Vampire” (1958, Horror) Donald Wolfit. (CC) (:45) Unsolved The Rifleman The Rifleman Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (N) (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Whale Wars (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) Big CatBig Cat Top ModelTop Model “Next Friday” (2000) Ice Cube. “Next Friday” (2000) Ice Cube. Housewives/NYCHousewives/Atl.What HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl.

(4:00) “Tin Cup” (1996) (CC) “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. (CC) “Caddyshack II” (1988, Comedy) Jackie Mason, Dyan Cannon. (CC)

The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) America’s Mad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid

John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Nick SwardsonComedyComedyKevin Hart“Harold & Kumar Escape” Nick SwardsonBo BurnhamComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) BrothersBrothersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) BrothersBrothersOutlaw Amazon (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Shake ItGood WizardsANT Shake ItRandomGood Shake ItGood WizardsShake ItRandomGood WizardsWizards “Gotta Kick It Up” (CC) MoversJungleLittleLittleChugManny

E! News (N) “Because I Said So” (2007) The FashionChelseaE!

(S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVita iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoMy WifeMy WifeLopezLopez70s ’70sNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy Wife70s ’70sChrisChrisFamilyTBAFull Hse.Full Hse. (5:52) “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones” (2002) (S) (:20) “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (2005) “Behind Enemy Lines II”MANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid Star Trek: Ent.WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haunted CollectorHollyHollyStargate SG-1Stargate SG-1Stargate Atlantis “Wrong Turn 2: Dead End”DarksideDarksidePaidPaid

Sup.PottersBehindLindseyOsteenPrincePraise the Lord (CC) IncreasLife FoClementChangCelebrityJourney of LightThe XtremeImpactStoriesStoryCherubPaha

Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland. (:25) “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. (CC) (:40) “Prince Charming” (2001) Martin Short, Christina Applegate. Interstitial Filler MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried

(5:15) “An American Dream” “Bad Boy” (1949) Jane Wyatt, Audie Murphy. “Drums Across the River” (1954) Audie Murphy.

“The Guns of Fort Petticoat” (1957, Western)

“The Quick Gun” (1964) Audie Murphy.

(:15) “Black Christmas” (1975, Horror) Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder.

“Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” (1964) Social Seminar “Algiers” (1938) Sigrid Gurie My Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid Law & Order (S) “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale. (CC) (:15) “Outland” (1981) Sean Connery. (CC) (:45) “The Right Stuff” (1983, Docudrama) Sam Shepard, Scott Glenn. (CC) Law & Order (S) Ben 10RegularRegularRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Party HeatParty HeatForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid

Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Hot in Cleveland “Where’s Elka?” The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne Roseanne Happily Divorced Cleveland (5:30) NCIS (S) NCIS “Missing” (S) (CC) “Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. Premiere. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) “Shadow Man” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Garrick Hagon. (CC)

Quest Big FishFishingFishingCharlieTred Big FishBig FishFishingFishingCharlieTred Big FishQuest at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople PREMIUM CHANNELS

McEnroe/Borg: Fire & Ice (CC) “Knight and Day” (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“EscapeLA” “MacGruber” (2010) Will Forte. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights”

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

“Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Letters to Juliet” (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

“S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Cathouse “Species” (1995, Science Fiction) Ben Kingsley. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales “Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:20) “Indecent Proposal” (1993, Drama) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“500 Days”

(11:50) “Ninja Assassin” (2009) Rain. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “China Moon” (1994) Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “Greenberg” (2010, ComedyDrama) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Murder on the Orient Express”

“The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) (:45) “The Reader” (2008, Drama) Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, David Kross. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(5:30) “My Last Five Girlfriends” “D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival)” (2008) Paris Campbell. (S) ‘R’ “No Good Deed” (2002) Samuel L. Jackson.‘R’ (CC)

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(:10) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. (S) ‘R’ (:35) “Road Kill” (2010, Horror) Bob Morley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

The Real L Word (iTV) “Handsome Harry” (2009) Jamey Sheridan.‘R’

(:10) “Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll”

(2010) Andy Serkis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:45) “Great Expectations” (1974, Drama) Michael York, Sarah Miles. iTV.‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) “Subject Two” (2006, Horror) Christian Oliver. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Joshua” (2002) (S) ‘G’ (CC)

Chef (CC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsAmerican GreedBiography-CNBCMad MoneyFast MoneyTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning DailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertDan CumminsSwardComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchSwords: LifeSwords: LifeDeadliest CatchSwords: LifeSwords: LifeGang WarsPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

DeckDeckGood Shake It“The Suite Life Movie” (CC) Good DeckDeckHannahHannahWizardsWizardsDeckDeckPhineasPhineasChugBabarOsoJungleLittleLittle E! News (N) Sex & Sex/CitySex/CitySex & KardasIce-CocoChelseaE! News ChelseaSex & Ice-CocoChelseaChelseaSex/CitySex/CityPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

SportsCenter (N) 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Best of the First Round. SportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) 2011 NBA Finals: Mavericks at Heat SportsCenterSportsCenter

NFL Live (N) MLL Lacrosse Chesapeake Bayhawks at Long Island Lizards. (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter From Bethesda, Md. (N) NASCAR Now (N) NFL Live (CC) 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Best of the First Round. From Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Md. (CC)

SportsCenter (N) (CC)

SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

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(:25) “The Weight of Water” (2000) Catherine McCormack.‘R’ (CC)

(:20) “Earth vs. the Spider” (2001) Dan Aykroyd.‘R’

“Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer. “Sweet Dreams” (1985, Biography) Jessica Lange. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Ten North Frederick” (1958)

“Matter of Taste: Serving Up Paul” (5:30) “MacGruber” (2010) ‘R’ “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Devil” (2010) Chris Messina. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Lingerie “Lipstick & Lace” (S) (CC) Life on Top (S)

“Valkyrie” (2008) Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara The Real L Word (iTV)

“Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“My Last Five Girlfriends” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Group Sex” (2009, Comedy) Josh Cooke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Crossing Over” (2009, Drama) Harrison Ford, Ray Liotta. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:05) “Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Twelve” (2010, Drama)

Chace Crawford. iTV.‘R’

(:45) “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia”

(:35) “Valkyrie” (2008) Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) “The Other Side of the Tracks”

(2008) Brendan Fehr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”

“Valentino” (5:00) “The Others” (2001) (S)

BY MICHAEL KORB

will be judged as well as the food. This week, executive chef Geoffrey Johnson of Copper Fish

Wing’s Antoinette Perry Awards for Excellence in

— airs Sunday on CBS (Perry

Let’s

Top 3 To Watch

•“Diners, Drive-ins and Dives,” Food Network, Monday, June 13

How many times have you wished you were a fly on the wall at a dinner party filled with witty and wonderful guests? Well, with the premiere of “Rocco’s Dinner Party” Wednesday on Bravo, you get to be just that: a fly eavesdropping on a slew of celebrity guests as they enjoy an evening of culinary delights from battling chefs.

Each week, Rocco DiSpirito (“The Restaurant”) gives three highly skilled chefs the chance to create the perfect evening for a group of hand-picked celebrity guests including Liza Minnelli, Padma Lakshmi, Sandra Bernhard, Raven-Symone and others. Each week there are new guests, new chefs and new challenges – so don’t worry about hearing “Cosby Show” stories from Raven every week.

Regardless, viewers get an entertaining competition that starts with three chefs preparing their signature dishes for DiSpirito. The two best are then selected to develop a full menu for competing dinner parties. That’s right, two parties in one night, one right after the other. We have a feeling it might confuse Liza.

Web Links Solution

“The Protector” launches Sunday on Lifetime, starring Ally Walker as a mom who’s also an LAPD detective. Get the clues by clicking on www.mylifetime.com/ shows/the-protector

Premiering Sunday on WE: Women’s Entertainment, “Amsale Girls” goes into the high-pressure environment of a Manhattan bridal salon. Check out www.wetv.com/shows/amsale-girls

Guy is going healthy this trip as he focuses on farm-to-table cooking nationwide. First, he heads to Boulder, Colo., to sample grass-fed beef burgers. He then hits a family-run eatery in Chicago that is putting a twist on biscuits and gravy – with free-range duck. Finally, he visits a Virginia farmer’s market where everything in the meatloaf comes market fresh.

• “Chopped,” Food Network, Tuesday, June 14

If you’re looking for an ingredient that will have everyone talking, check out this episode where contestants have to cook tongue. That’s right, tongue. Turns out that proper cleaning techniques, creativity and the 20-minute window pose enough problems that even cats wouldn’t want them.

• “Paula’s Best Dishes,” Food Network, Saturday, June 18

It’s “all ashore who’s going ashore” as Paula and Michael serve up a seafood feast worth getting wet for. They start off with a Michael specialty: his buttery crab pot pie. Then they create a crawfish fettuccini that’s full of flavor. For a sweet finish they whip up chocolate-macadamia cheesecake bars.

“The Glee Project,” thegleeproject.oxygen.com

Yes, “Glee” airs on Fox, and this show premieres Sunday on Oxygen — but Oxygen starts airing “Glee” in syndication this month. In this reality show, performers compete to win a multiepisode guest-starring role on the comedy-drama about a Midwest high-school show choir. The contenders have already been chosen, so the home page features pictures and bios of the hopefuls. There are also pics and bios of the mentors, show-business experts who will help the contenders maximize their opportunities and talent.

Harris, and plenty of photos and news. There are also Tonys Tweets on the main page.

“The Nine Lives of Chloe King,” abcfamily.go.com/ shows/nine-lives-chloe-king

Premiering Tuesday on ABC Family, the scripted drama stars Skyler Samuels as Chloe, a girl whose birthday celebration turns dangerous when she starts developing heightened abilities and learns she is pursued by a mysterious figure. Chloe discovers she’s part of an ancient and hunted race — and that she may be their only hope for survival. The home page features photo galleries, video clips, polls, blogs, social media links and a countdown clock.