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Cake Boss’ Buddy Valastro

What are you currently reading?

BY GEORGE DICKIE

“To tell you the truth, I don’t read too many books, just because of the fact that my schedule is – I’m going to make a little confession. I don’t get too much time for anything, and when I have spare time, I catch up on TV rather than read. I just want to veg and watch TV.”

What did you have for dinner last night?

“Veal parm.”

What is your next project?

“Well, we’re working on a new show called ‘Bakery Boss,’ where I go around and fix up old bakeries ... . And this new show is where I go and help struggling family bakeries revert and fix things up and give them a breath of fresh air, whether it’s through menu or design or cleanup or whatever it is. And I think it’s going to be a really great show because we’re really helping people.”

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›› “Vice Raid” (1959) Brad Dexter (:15) › “Sex Kittens Go to College” (1960) Mamie Van Doren. Premiere.

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(HBO) (5:30) ››› “Big Miracle” (2012) John Krasinski. ‘PG’ ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Katie Does M. VICE (S) (CC) Family Tree (S) (:35) True Blood (S) (CC) ›› “Rambo III” (1988) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC) True Blood ›› “Margaret” (2011) Anna Paquin. A teen feels responsible for a fatal traffic accident. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The UCLA Dynasty (S) (CC) (MAX) (4:05) ››› “Troy” (2004) ‘R’

(6:50) ›› “Spy Game” (2001, Suspense) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 8: Envy A compilation of episodes. (CC) Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide

Girl’s Guide (:35) ›› “They Live” (1988) Roddy Piper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) ››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “About Cherry” (2012, Drama) Ashley Hinshaw. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) The Borgias “The Prince” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)

› “Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000” (2000) (S) ‘R’ (:45) Jim Rome on Showtime(2:55) “On the Inside” (2011) Nick Stahl. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Step Into Liquid” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) “The Three Musketeers” (CC) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) (:35) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:10) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:05) ›› “2:22” (2008, Crime Drama) Mick Rossi. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Another Happy Day” (2011) Ellen Barkin, Kate

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(HBO) (5:15) › “Dream House” (2011) (CC) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Lola Versus” (2012) Greta Gerwig. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) Witness (S) (Part 2 of 4) (CC) Conchords (MAX) (4:30) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (2004) ‘R’ (CC)

Banshee (S) (CC) The Jump Off Strike Back (S) (CC) “Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Supernatural”

›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Superman III” (1983) (S) (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Dave Foley: Relatively Well (CC) Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie

››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Heathers” (1989, Comedy) Winona Ryder. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Take This Waltz” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde” (2003) (CC) (12:05) “The Family Tree” (2010) Dermot Mulroney. ‘R’

››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (4:45) ›› “Dr. T & the Women” ‘R’

(:40) SuicideGirls: UK Holiday (S) (CC)

(:10) ›› “Fightville” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) › “Sgt. Bilko” (1996) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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›››› “How Green Was My Valley” (1941, Drama) Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (:15) ›› “Bhowani Junction” (1956) Ava Gardner, Stewart Granger. (CC) “From the Earth to the Moon” (1958) (TLC)

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(S) Roseanne (S) ›› “Look Who’s Talking” (1989, Comedy) John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Olympia Dukakis. (CC) Golden Girls (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Royal Pains Hank treats a cop. Burn Notice A highstakes trade. Graceland “Heat Run” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIVideosLead-OffMLB Baseball Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. 10th Inn.

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(HBO) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Game Change” (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore. (S) (CC)

(:45) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) Selena Gomez, Leighton Meester. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) “Pussy Riot - A Punk Prayer” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) › “This Means War” (2012) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Superman III” (1983) (S)

(:15) ›› “Virtuosity” (1995, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “John Carpenter’s Vampires” (1998) James Woods. ‘R’ (CC)

› “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’

››› “G.I. Jane” (1997, Drama) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Battleship” (S) (SHOW)

›› “The Distinguished Gentleman” (1992) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Sgt. Bilko”

› “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” (2011) (S) ‘PG’

›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) Dan Aykroyd, Joe Morton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. Two sisters deal with the approach of the world’s end. ›› “The Woman in the Fifth” (2011) Ethan Hawke.

›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Die” (TMC)

›› “W.” (2008, Docudrama) Josh Brolin, Ellen Burstyn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Shakespeare in Love” (1998, RomanceComedy) Joseph Fiennes. ‘R’ ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (CC)

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