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“The Nerd Machine,” www. thenerdmachine.com
Zachary Levi may have left the fictional Nerd Herd behind when his NBC series “Chuck” ended, but his love of all things nerd goes on. He and his geekloving buddies at the “Nerd Machine” site have partnered with Spike TV to provide multiplatform coverage of three special events. It began on June 3 with E3, Los Angeles’ Electronic Entertainment Expo, and will continue with Comic-Con and the Consumer Electronics Show.
“Hulu: Kevin Smith’s Spoilers,” www.hulu.com/ watch/363090/spoilers-withkevin-smith-kevin-on-spoilers
Launched June 4, this new movie review series features the New Jersey-born filmmaker (“Clerks,” “Chasing Amy,” “Dogma”) and his pals — including film buffs and industry icons — not just reviewing movies but “revering” them in 10-minute episodes that also feature animated shorts and group chats. Among the titles under consideration are “Prometheus,” “Rock of Ages,” “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,” “The Dark Knight Rises” and the remake of “Total Recall.”
“Fact Checkers Unit: James Franco Is Preggers,” www. youtube.com/user/factcheckersunit
The Web series about overzealous fact checkers (Brian Sacca, Peter Karinen) working at fictional SWAG magazine recently launched its sixth episode, featuring “Spider-Man” star and probably-one-time Academy Awards host James Franco. The fact in question is whether Franco really has a “baby bump” and leads to the discovery that Franco has superpowers. And there’s baby food.
High-school guerrillas take on invading Soviet troops.
››› “WarGames” (1983, Suspense) Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman, Ally Sheedy. (CC) The Killing “What I Know” (S) (CC)
›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel, Colm Feore. (CC) Breaking
“No Mas” (CC) (:34)
Program (AP) Swamp Wars (S) WildmanWildmanGator Boys (S) River Monsters (S) WildmanWildmanGator Boys (S) River Monsters (S) Swamp Wars (S) WildmanWildmanGator Boys (S) River Monsters (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJNew York SocialHousewives/NYCMiss AdvisedHappensHousewives/NYCMiss AdvisedHousewives/NYCMatchmHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidPregnant in Heels (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsMillionsMillionsOn the MoneyMad MoneyMillionsMillionsBiography-CNBCPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSunnyFturamaFturamaChapMacdonComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Violent Road” (1958)
››› “Fat City” (1972, Drama) Stacy Keach, Jeff Bridges, Susan Tyrrell. (CC)
››› “Nights of Cabiria” (1957) Giulietta Masina, François Perier. (:15) ›››› “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966) Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. (CC) (:45) ›››› “The Last Picture Show” (1971, Drama) Timothy Bottoms, Jeff Bridges. (CC)
››› “The King of Marvin Gardens” (1972) Jack Nicholson. Premiere. (TLC) Extreme Extreme CakeCakeCakeCakeExtreme Extreme CakeCakeCakeCakeExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidInedibleFood (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChicken12 oz.MetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsOff Limits (N) No ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleOff Limits (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) WorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (:05) M*A*S*H (:43) Home Improvement (CC) Home Improve. Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show (:38) That ’70s Show “Halloween” Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Bank Job” NCIS “Boxed In” (S) (CC)
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PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (5:00) ›› “Life as We Know It” (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) “One Nation Under Dog” Newsroom Ricky Gervais Boxing Julio Caesar Chavez Jr. vs. Andy Lee, Middleweights. (S) (CC) Fight Game Katie Morgan (:15) ›› “Last Man Standing” (1996, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “From Justin to Kelly” (2003) ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Predators” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Taking Lives” (2004, Suspense) Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “One Eight Seven” (1997, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:45) Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores: Feature 3: Sex Ed (S) (CC) (:20) › “Scarred City” (1998) Stephen Baldwin. ‘R’
›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, John Turturro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Weekend at Bernie’s” (1989) Andrew McCarthy. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:25) ››› “Source Code” (S) Weeds (CC) EpisodesThe Borgias “The Confession” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “The Confession” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC)
››› “Night Catches Us” (2010) Anthony Mackie. ‘R’ Aries Spears: Look I’m Smiling
(:35) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) (:10) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “TimesHarvey” (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) ›› “Suck” (2009) Malcolm McDowell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica Keena. (S) ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) › “Triplecross” (1995) Patrick Bergin. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Heavy” (2010, Suspense) Gary Stretch. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009) Teri Polo. (S) ‘R’
(:40) ›› “Falling in Love” (1984) Robert De Niro. (CC)
TUESDAY EVENING JUNE 19, 2012
Special (N) (CC)
“The Fugitive” (1993) Harrison Ford. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (CC)
“U-571” (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel. (CC)
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Walt loses control. (:38) Breaking Bad “Mas” (CC) (:42) Breaking Bad “Sunset” (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Blue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCOrange-SocialHousewives/OCPregnant in HeelsHappensHousewives/OCPregnant in HeelsMiss AdvisedMatchmHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef: Texas (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsExecutive VisionOn the MoneyMad MoneyFast MoneyExecutive VisionPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertTosh.0Work.DailyColbertSunnyTosh.0Work.FturamaFturamaComedyPaidPaidWalk FitPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAfter the Catch (N) Deadliest CatchAfter the Catch (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) “Good Luck Charlie”Shake It › “Avalon High” (2010) (S) JessieVampireANT WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckPhineasPhineasLittleChug (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterCollege Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 9: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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Sponge.FredFriendsFriends’70s’70sFriendsFriendsYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearNannyNannyNannyMattersTBAParentsSponge. (SPIKE) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways TenantsTenantsRepoRepoRepoRepoTenantsTenantsTenantsEntouEntouEntouPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) Fact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedHollywd-TrsrFact or FakedHollywd-TrsrGhost WhispererStargate SG-1 (S) › “Fertile Ground” (2010, Horror) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeParsleyPraise the Lord (Live). (CC)
ACLJHead-OnFull CrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC) Miracles AroundEvidnceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) Dallas (CC) Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009, Suspense) Steve Zahn. Premiere. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Made in Paris” (1966) ›››› “Spartacus” (1960, Historical Drama) Kirk Douglas, Laurence Olivier, Jean Simmons. A gladiator slave leads a revolt in Rome.
›› “The Brave One” (1956) Michel Ray. Mexican boy tries to save pet bull. ›› “The Boss” (1956) John Payne, William Bishop. (:15) ››› “He Ran All the Way” (1951) John Garfield. (:45) ››› “The Front” (1976, ComedyDrama) Woody Allen, Zero Mostel. “Green Light” (TLC) Big StyleBig StyleWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig StyleBig StyleWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig StyleBig StyleBig Style Big StylePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMega Bites (CC) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles (N) Franklin & BashRizzoli & IslesFranklin & BashCSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenDramaLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageWorkedWorkedPawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (:05)
M*A*S*H (:43) Home Improvement (CC) Home Improve. Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show (:38) That ’70s Show (S) (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
›› “Martian Child” (2007, Drama) John Cusack, Amanda Peet. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Royal Pains “Imperfect Storm” (WGN-A) VideosPregameMLB Baseball: Cubs at White Sox News at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (4:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) Ricky Gervais (:45) “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012, Docudrama) Clive Owen, Nicole Kidman, David Strathairn. (S) (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:25) ››› “The American” (2010) George Clooney. ‘R’ (:10) Taxicab Confessions (S) (CC) Conchords “Chicken Run” (MAX) (4:20) ››› “Boogie Nights”
›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Femme Fatales Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Cape Fear” (1991, Suspense) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Nuts” (1987, Drama) Barbra Streisand. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (5:15) › “The Backup Plan” (S) The Borgias “The Confession” (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Confession” (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005) Doug Bradley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Orchids: My Intersex Adventure” › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Allan Quat” (TMC) (5:05) “After the Storm” (2001) ‘R’ “Flesh Wounds” (2011) Kevin Sorbo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Big Money Rustlas” (2010) Violent J. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Bikini Airways” (2002) Regina Russell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The Passion of Ayn Rand” (1999, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) (CC)
››› “Evita” (1996) Madonna. The Argentine first lady becomes a cult figure, then dies young. “Lovely, Still” (S)
Wednesday
(AMC) CSI: Miami “Sudden Death” (CC) ››› “The Patriot” (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger. A man and his son fight side by side in the Revolutionary War. (CC)
›› “Commando” (1985, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (CC) The Killing “What I Know” (S) (CC) Breaking Bad Skyler pressures Walt. (:34) Breaking Bad “I See You” (CC) (:38) Breaking Bad “Kafkaesque” Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S)
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Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Scorpion King” (2002, Adventure) The Rock, Steven Brand. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “The Master of Ballantrae” (CC) ›››› “I Remember Mama” (1948) Irene Dunne, Barbara Bel Geddes. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Our Vines Have Tender Grapes” (1945) Edward G. Robinson. (CC) ›› “Strangers in the City” (1962, Drama) Robert Gentile. (:15) ›› “All Mine to Give” (1957, Drama) Glynis Johns. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “The Big City” (1937, Drama) Spencer Tracy, Luise Rainer. ›› “Thank Your Lucky Stars” (CC) (TLC) Little PeopleSchizophrenic200lb TumorCakeCake200lb TumorCakeCakeSchizophrenicLittle PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaint Misbehavin’
(TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Dallas (N) (CC) The Mentalist (S) Dallas (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyAtlantisLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChicken12 oz.MetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10
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Suits Harvey entrusts Mike. (CC)
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(HBO) Hitler’s Pawn (S) (CC)
›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ Newsroom True Blood Bill and Eric meet Salome. Girls (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
41 President George H.W. Bush. (S) (CC)
(:15) ›››› “Dead Man Walking” (1995, Drama) Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Endure” (2010) Devon Sawa. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Getting Even With Dad” (MAX) (5:20) › “Little Fockers” (2010) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “The Hunted” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “The Other F Word” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Ten Inch Hero” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Elisabeth Harnois. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “The Art of War” (2000, Suspense) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Femme Fatales Femme Fatales (:35) ›› “Zoot Suit” (1981, Musical) Daniel Valdez, Tyne Daly. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Say Anything...” (1989) John Cusack. (SHOW) (:05) ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs.
(:35) Margaret Cho: Cho Dependent (S) (CC)
››› “Humpday” (2009) Mark Duplass. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) Louie Anderson Presents (S) (:45) › “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Made” (2001) ‘R’
› “29 Palms” (2002) Rachael Leigh Cook. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Last International Playboy” (2008) (S) ‘R’ (12:05) ››› “Smiley Face” (2007) Anna Faris. ‘R’ ››› “Shuttle” (2008, Suspense) Tony Curran, Peyton List. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) › “Pig Hunt” (2008) Travis Aaron Wade. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Rugrats Go Wild” (2003) ‘PG’
THURSDAY EVENING JUNE 21, 2012
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›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn. Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (CC)
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“Pale Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. (CC)
››› “The Outlaw Josey Wales” (1976) Clint Eastwood. A Confederate soldier vows to avenge his family’s murder.
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