The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week March 5th 2023

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It’s been nearly three years now since the reboot of the 1950s L.A. noir series “Perry Mason” aired. Thankfully, fans of the series led by Matthew Rhys (“The Americans”) no longer have to wait: Season 2 premieres Monday, March 6, on HBO. Also returning to the courtroom this season are Juliet Rylance (“The Knick”), Shea Whigham (“Gaslit”), Veronica Falcón (“Why Women Kill”), Eric Lange (“Escape at Dannemora”), Diarra Kilpatrick (“American Koko”) and Justin Kirk (“Weeds”).

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Sunday, March 5

1:00 p.m. (7) KCCO College

Basketball MVC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

1:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29)

WFTC FOX College Hoops Extra (Live) (0:30)

(11) KARE PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round (Live) (3:30)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Final Round (Live) (2:00)

TNT NHL on TNT Face Off (Live) (0:30)

2:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29)

WFTC NASCAR RaceDay (Live) (0:30)

CNBC World Rugby Sevens Series Vancouver (Live) (2:00)

ESPN Women’s College Basketball SEC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Atlantic Sun Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

TNT NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Carolina Hurricanes (Live) (2:30)

2:30 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Los Angeles Lakers (Live) (2:30)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29) WFTC NASCAR Cup Series Pennzoil 400 presented by Jiffy Lube (Live) (3:30)

3:00 p.m. BSNOR Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards (1:00)

FX XFL Football Orlando Guardians at Arlington Renegades (Live) (3:00)

3:30 p.m. (7) KCCO College Basketball Michigan at Indiana (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Cologuard Classic, Final Round (Live) (2:30)

4:00 p.m. CNBC Speed Skating ISU World Cup (1:00)

ESPN Women’s College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 Women’s College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (2:00)

BSNOR Rodeo RodeoHouston: Super Series II, Round 3 (Live) (2:00)

4:30 p.m. TNT NHL on TNT Postgame (Live) (0:30)

5:35 p.m. HBO Game Theory With Bomani Jones (0:35)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

ESPN2 E60 The Perfect Machine (1:00)

BSNOR World Poker Tour WPT 20Part 1 (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central On-Site (Live) (1:00)

6:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Boston Celtics (Live) (2:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN2 XFL Football San Antonio Brahmas at Houston Roughnecks (Live) (3:00)

BSNOR Athletes Unlimited Basketball Team Purple vs. Team Blue (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round (5:30)

9:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Los Angeles Clippers (Live) (2:35)

BSNOR Golf Life (0:30)

A&E WWE Rivals The Rock vs. John Cena (1:03)

9:30 p.m. BSNOR Breaking Par (0:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN2 SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

10:05 p.m. A&E WWE Rivals “Stone Cold” Steve Austin vs. The Rock (0:59)

10:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (29) WFTC

FOX 9 Sports Now (0:30)

BSNOR Due North Outdoors Buffalo Project (0:30)

7:00 p.m. (23) WUCW All American Feel It in the Air (1:00)

BSNOR Rodeo RodeoHouston: Super Series III, Round 1 (Live) (2:00)

USA WWE Monday Night RAW (Live) (3:00)

8:00 p.m. (23) WUCW All American: Homecoming Hard Place (1:00)

ESPN College Basketball WCC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (2:00)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Los Angeles Lakers (Live) (2:30)

Wednesday, March 8

6:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

ESPN2 College Basketball ACC Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR Wild Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (5:00)

8:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball

ACC Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors at Los Angeles Clippers (Live) (2:35)

BSNOR Wild Live Postgame (Live) (0:30)

TNT NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at Vancouver Canucks (Live) (2:30)

Thursday, March 9

6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball

ACC Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

TNT NBA Tip-Off (Live) (0:30)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR Due North Outdoors Capable Duck Hunters (0:30)

TNT NBA Basketball Brooklyn Nets at Milwaukee Bucks (Live) (2:30)

USA College Basketball Atlantic 10

Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR Rodeo RodeoHouston: Super Series IV, Round 1 (Live) (2:00)

GOLF 2023 Players Championship First Round (3:00)

8:00 p.m. ESPN ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

8:30 p.m. ESPN College Basketball

ACC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker Tour

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10:35 p.m. (11) KARE Minnesota Bound (0:30)

11:00 p.m. ESPN2 SportsCenter (0:30)

BSNOR World Poker Tour WPT 20Part 2 (1:00)

11:30 p.m. (5) KSTP In Depth With Graham Bensinger Tom Izzo (0:30)

ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)

11:35 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter With Scott Van Pelt (Live) (1:25)

Monday, March 6

6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball Southern Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Sun Belt Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (Live) (2:00)

8:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball Horizon League Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

Tuesday, March 7

6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball Horizon League Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball NEC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (Live) (2:00)

TNT NBA on TNT Pregame Show (Live) (0:30)

6:25 p.m. HBO Game Theory With Bomani Jones (0:35)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR Wild Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

TNT NBA Basketball Philadelphia 76ers at Minnesota Timberwolves (Live) (2:30)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (Live) (2:00)

TNT NHL on TNT Face Off (Live) (0:30)

6:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at New Orleans Pelicans (Live) (2:30)

BSNOR NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Winnipeg Jets (Live) (2:30)

TNT NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Detroit Red Wings (Live) (2:30)

USA College Basketball Atlantic 10 Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. TBS All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (Live) (2:00)

8:00 p.m. (23) WUCW Kung Fu Beginning (1:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

CNBC Six Nations Championship England vs. France (2:00)

GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Magical Kenya Open, Third Round (4:00)

2:30 p.m. (5) KSTP NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins (Live) (2:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

BSNOR Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards (1:00)

5:00 p.m. (7) KCCO College Basketball Mountain West Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR World Poker Tour WPT 20Part 2 (1:00)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (Live) (2:00)

5:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29) WFTC College Basketball Big East Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

6:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins (3:00)

FX XFL Football Houston Roughnecks at Orlando Guardians (Live) (3:00)

6:30 p.m. (11) KARE Minnesota Bound (0:30)

ESPN2 College Basketball MAC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

ESPN College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (6:00)

TNT NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Memphis Grizzlies (Live) (2:30)

Friday, March 10

6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball

ACC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR Wolves Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

SHOW All Access Benavidez vs. Plant (0:30)

7:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29)

WFTC WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR NBA Basketball Brooklyn Nets at Minnesota Timberwolves (Live) (2:30)

GOLF 2023 Players Championship Second Round (3:00)

8:00 p.m. ESPN ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

Saturday, March 11

12:30 p.m. GOLF Playing Lessons

From the Pros Rory McIlroy, Part 2 (0:30)

1:00 p.m. (23) WUCW WOWWomen Of Wrestling Collision Course (1:00)

7:30 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Basketball Milwaukee Bucks at Golden State Warriors (Live) (2:30)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29) WFTC Big East Tournament Postgame (Live) (0:30)

ESPN College Basketball ACC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

8:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR (29) WFTC 2023 World Baseball Classic Great Britain vs. United States (Live) (3:00)

8:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball Big West Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. BSNOR Wild Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

FX XFL Football San Antonio Brahmas at Seattle Sea Dragons (Live) (3:00)

9:30 p.m. ESPN College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks (Live) (2:30)

10:00 p.m. (23) WUCW WOWWomen Of Wrestling Collision Course (1:00)

10:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball WAC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

11:30 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

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After learning the truth about a shocking and horrific act committed by male members of their colony, the women and children of an unnamed and remote Mennonite community come together. Unable to read or write, community members Ona (Mara), Salome (Foy), Scarface (McDormand), Agata (Ivey) and Mariche (Buckley) organize the women to discuss their unfortunate circumstances while the men are away.

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Christmas Bloody Christmas

Closing up the record store late on Christmas Eve, store owner Tori Tooms (Dandy) and her employee, Robbie Reynolds (Delich), head out for a drink with friends Jay (Ray) and Lahna (Madison) from a local toy shop. Unbeknownst to the group, a robot Santa from the toy shop has mal-

functioned and its programming has reverted to a secret one tied to the U.S. Department of Defense. As the psychotic Santa animatronic wreaks terror and mayhem on the town, Tori and Robbie must escape the robot’s deadly wrath if they want to live to see Christmas morning.

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“Chris Rock: Selective Outrage”

Comedian Chris Rock, known for his work in film and television shows ranging from “Madagascar” (2005) and “Everybody Hates Chris” to “Head of State” (2003), “Amsterdam” (2022) and his extensive career in stand-up comedy, makes history Saturday, March 4, when he performs in Netflix’s first-ever live streamed global event, “Chris Rock: Selective Outrage.” As he takes the stage in Baltimore in front of a live audience, the former “Saturday Night Live” cast member simultaneously shares his stand-up set with fans around the world. Log in to Netflix 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT on March 4 to experience the live comedy special.

“Cheat” - Season 1

Fake it till you make it with the brand-new British game show, “Cheat,” when it makes its debut Wednesday, March 1, on Netflix. Liars and trivia masters are on equal footing in this series, as contestants use everything in their arsenal to take home a hefty cash prize. The stakes are high, as four players put their knowledge to the test across three rounds of competition. It may pay to know the answers, but for those who don’t, it pays to cheat — as long as they don’t get caught.

Hosted by Danny Dyer (“EastEnders”) and Ellie Taylor (“Ted Lasso”), “Cheat” is based on an original idea by Giles Boden and developed for television by Boden, Laura Gibson and Charlie Bennett, all of whom are writers on “Alan Carr’s Epic Gameshow.” The series comes from Talkback productions.

“Next in Fashion” - Season 2

Keep ahead of the trends with the hit Netflix series

“Next in Fashion” when it premieres its second season Friday, March 3. British designer and “Queer Eye” star Tan France returns to host once again, this time with supermodel Gigi Hadid by his side. Across 10 new episodes, Tan and Gigi guide 12 incredibly talented designers through some tough fashion challenges, as they prove their design chops and compete for the opportunity to showcase their boldest looks on a global stage — and the chance to walk away with $200,000. Coming in with brands of their own already established, the competition is tight as they all look to bring their brands further into the public eye. The series comes from executive producers Robin Ashbrook and Yasmin Shackleton (both of “MasterChef USA”) and co-executive producer Adam Cooper (“So You Think You Can Dance”).

Life Changing Results

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” (2014)

The heroes in a half-shell are back to fight another day in the 2014 live action film adaptation of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” available now on Prime Video. With supervillain Shredder (Tohoru Masamune, “Artificial”) and his Foot Clan maintaining an iron grip on New York City, with everyone from police to politicians in his pocket, a darkness has settled over the Big Apple. Despite advice from their rodent sensei, Splinter (played by Danny Woodburn, “Mirror Mirror,” 2012, and voiced by Tony Shaloub, “Monk”), not to show themselves above ground, mutant turtle brothers Leonardo (played by Pete Ploszek, “Captain Marvel,” 2019, and voiced by Johnny Knoxville, “Jackass: The Movie,” 2002), Michelangelo (Noel Fisher, “Shameless”), Donatello (Jeremy Howard, “Malibu Rescue,” 2019) and Raphael (Alan Ritchson, “Reacher”) can’t stand idly by while evil terrorizes the city. Helped along by intrepid reporter April O’Neil (Megan Fox, “Transformers,” 2007) and her cameraman Vern (Will Arnett, “Arrested Development”), the Turtles set out to save New York from Shredder and his goons. Based on the original comic book characters created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” is written by Josh Appelbaum and André Nemec (both of “Zoo” and “Life on Mars”), as well as Evan Daugherty (“Tomb Raider,” 2018), and is directed by Jonathan Liebesman (“Wrath of the Titants,” 2012).

“Crank” (2006)

Keep your heart pumping for Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor’s (“Gamer,” 2009) 2006 crime thriller, “Crank,” available now on Prime. Working for a crime syndicate led by Don “Carlito” Carlos (Carlos Sanz, “Stronger,” 2017), Los Angeles-based hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham, “Wrath of Man,” 2021) wakes up the morning after a job to find out he’s been poisoned by a potent and deadly mix of synthetic drugs called “The Beijing Cocktail” for getting in the way of their rivals. With only an hour left to live, Chev must use every trick he has to keep his heart rate up and his adrenaline pumping to stave off the poison, as he searches for an antidote and seeks out revenge. Written and directed by Neveldine and Taylor, the cast of “Crank” is rounded out by Amy Smart (“The Butterfly Effect,” 2004), Jose Pablo Cantillo (“Mayor of Kingstown”), Efren Ramirez (“Eastbound & Down”), Dwight Yoakam (“Sling Blade,” 1996).

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Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo and Leonardo in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
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