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they definitely brought that, Brandi in particular. She cooks for her family; she loves food. That really comes through. When people love food and they love cooking in their everyday lives, they tend to excel in the kitchen.”

But Guarnaschelli was caught a little off guard by the case of nerves that came over Chastain as the competition wore on.

“She just was really easy and confident in the first round, as I remember,” Guarnaschelli says, “and then I think she got to the next round and she got nervous, like ‘Oh, my God! Wait a minute, I’m going to get chopped if I do this.’ And then she kind of got tensed up. We generally find the opposite. You know, they’re really nervous in the first round. Once they make it to the second, they relax a little because they have the lay of the land. She was kind of the opposite, and that surprised me.”

As for Oakley, a 6-foot-9-inch power forward for five teams in a 19year NBA career, Guarnaschelli found him “surprisingly graceful at the stove, which if you think about it isn’t surprising, considering athletes are really graceful in general. But yeah – very elegant, delicate touch, a lot of testosterone and a lot of finesse at the same time.”

All the athletes brought skills from the competitive arena to the tournament, which Guarnaschelli says served them well on the show.

“I think no one would dispute that ‘Chopped’ is a highly athletic television show,” she says. “I think they’re used to working against the clock; I think they understand time constraints; I think they understand that there’s a crucial moment with every dish just like there’s a crucial moment in any game or any match. And I think that understanding is really useful in the kitchen.”

Ensuing episodes are “Rachael vs. Guy!” with alumni of “Rachael vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off” (March 16); “Comedians!” with Tommy Davidson, Sinbad, Gillian Vigman and Robert Wuhl (March 23); and “Actors!” with Lucas Grabeel, Michael Imperioli, Peter Scolari and Tasha Smith (March 30).

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(:15) ›› “Rounders” (1998) (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) › “Even Money” (2006) ‘R’ Shameless “Hope Springs Paternal” Jim Rome on Showtime (N) (S) EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC)

›› “Lenny Cooke” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Red Flag” (2012) Dustin Guy Defa. ‘NR’ ››› “Paul Williams Still Alive” (2011) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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››› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Bad Company” (1995) Eric Roberts. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) Rosalind Chao. ‘R’

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(:15) “Breakaway” (2011, Comedy) Russell Peters, Rob Lowe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (4:55) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992)

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(:20) ››› “The East” (2013, Drama) Brit Marling. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “October Sky” (1999) Jake Gyllenhaal. ‘PG’ Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside Comedy (:45) “Sellebrity” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Episodes

SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 15, 2014

BROADCAST

“The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Dating RitualsDating RitualsPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) Debt Do Us PartSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowThe Profit The Profit Suze Orman ShowThe Profit PaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN SpecialChicagolandAnthony Bourd.Death Row StoriesChicagolandAnthony Bourd.Death Row Stories Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) (CC) ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) (CC) ›› “Jackass 3D” (2010) (CC) (:34) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) ChapChapChapPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) The Devils Ride (S) Game of StonesGame of StonesIce Cold Gold (N) Game of StonesIce Cold Gold (S) Game of StonesGame of StonesPopoffGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidRiflesDavid (DISN) DogJessieI Didn’tLiv-Mad.AustinFish MightyKickin’ ItGood Good AustinAustinANT Good Jessie ›› “Double Teamed” (S) PhineasDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) Kardashian ››› “13 Going on 30” (2004)

SoupChelseaFashion PoliceSecret Societies of Hollywood RichKids ChelseaSoupHelloPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball College Basketball Southland Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Big West Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Basketball

NHRA Drag Racing Amalie Motor Oil Gatornationals, Qualifying. (CC)

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Drive to Stop Diabetes 300. SEC Storied (CC) Unguarded (CC)

(EWTN) Mother AngelicaSaint Peter Living RightThirst for TruthDaily Mass (CC) LentSavoringVision of FreedomHoly Wd.LectioEWTN LiveLentenLivingChapletSt. Luke

(FAM) “Happy Gilmore” ›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008) › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC)

Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC)

Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

NHL Hockey WildIce DreamsBest Of College Hockey Car Warriors (S) (FX) (4:30) “Wanted” ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. ›› “Underworld: Awakening” (2012) SaintAngerWilfredWilfredLouieLouieWilfredWilfredLouieLouiePaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, Second Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Third Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. European PGA Tour Golf Trophee Hassan II, Third Round. From Morocco. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central

(FSN) WildWild NHL Hockey: Blue Jackets at Wild Wild Boxing

(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnNo Man’s LandPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnNo Man’s LandPaidKnife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid

(LIFE) “Happy Face”“The Grim Sleeper” (2014) Premiere. Beyond, Head(:01) Bring It!(:02) “The Grim Sleeper” (2014) (CC) Beyond, Head(:03) Bring It!ChrisChrisPaidPaidSleep!Paid

(NBCSN) 2014 Paralympic Winter GamesBoxing Premier League Match of the DayCountF1 PrerFormula One Racing F1 Extra2014 Paralympic Winter Games (N) Racing

(NICK) Sam & Sam & Sam & HauntedThunderAweFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang. (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) (CC) ›› “Polar Storm” (2009) (CC) ››› “Ice Twisters” (2009) (CC) “Seattle Superstorm” (2012) (CC) ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel › “Left Behind II: Tribulation Force”EvoluGods At ››› “Chariots of Fire” (1981) Timeless ConcertHoly Lucado (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the NerdsCougar Town (S) Men at Work Men at Work ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ›› “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Hills of Home” (1948) ››› “The Sugarland Express” (1974) Goldie Hawn, Ben Johnson. (CC)

››› “Butterflies Are Free” (1972) Goldie Hawn, Edward Albert. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Shampoo” (1975, Comedy) Warren Beatty, Julie Christie. (CC)

›› “Sonny Boy” (1990, Adventure) David Carradine. (:45) ›› “The Baby” (1973, Horror) Anjanette Comer, Ruth Roman. KeepGrass MGM Parade “Forever Darling” (TLC) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceWatchWatchHard EvidenceHard EvidenceWatchWatchHard EvidencePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “The Italian Job” ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. (CC) (DVS) (:17) ›› “From Paris With Love”(:19) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (1:49) ›› “From Paris With Love”Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Garfield’s Pet Force”RegularKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistSoul NarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) NCIS “Till Death Do Us Part” (S) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Chrisley Knows ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) Matt Damon.

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC)

House “Big Baby” (S) (CC)

House “The Greater Good” (S)

House “Unfaithful” (S) (CC) House “Epic Fail” (S) (CC) House “Epic Fail” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosNBA Basketball: Kings at Bulls VideosRulesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeathDeath › “Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj” Tom’rowPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) True Detective “Form and Void” ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:55) VICE (S) (:25) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) › “Turbulence” (1997) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Undercover Brother” (S) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Banshee “Bullets and Tears” (CC) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Banshee “Bullets and Tears” (CC)

(12:05) “Criminal Desires” (2013) Erika Jordan. (S) ‘NR’ ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Cry Wolf” (2005) Lindy Booth. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (SHOW) (:15) › “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Mauricio Herrera. From the Ruben Rodriguez Coliseum in Bayamon, Puerto Rico. (N) (Live)

››› “Stir of Echoes” (1999) Kevin Bacon. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming” (2007) ‘R’ (CC)

All Access (N) Shameless “Hope Springs Paternal” House of Lies (S) Gigolos (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

(:10) ››› “Stir of Echoes” (1999, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming” (2007) Rob Lowe. ›› “Urban Legend” (1998) Jared Leto. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) Rosalind Chao. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (TMC) “Java Heat” (:25) ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson. ‘R’ (CC)