The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week March 12th 2023

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Show that featured Jean-Luc Picard, in fan shorthand
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Sunday, March 12

10:30 a.m. BSNOR Sportsman’s Journal (0:30)

11:00 a.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

NHRA Drag Racing AMALIE Motor Oil NHRA Gatornationals (Live) (3:00)

11:30 a.m. (11) KARE PGA Tour Special (0:30)

Noon (7) KCCO College Basketball Atlantic 10 Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

(11) KARE 2023 Players Championship Final Round (Live) (5:00)

A&E WWE Rivals The Rock vs. John Cena (1:00)

CNBC Short Track Speed Skating World Championships (2:00)

ESPN College Basketball SEC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR The Card Life Indiana (0:30)

GOLF Golf Channel Academy Lee Janzen - Short Game (0:30)

TNT NHL on TNT Face Off (Live) (0:30)

12:30 p.m. BSNOR Sports Stars of Tomorrow (0:30)

GOLF Golf Channel Academy Lee Janzen - Putting (0:30)

TNT NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings (Live) (2:30)

1:00 p.m. ESPN2 Women’s College

Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR 2023 BNP Paribas Open Tennis ATP/WTA Third Round (Live) (4:00)

GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Magical Kenya Open, Final Round (4:00)

1:30 p.m. USA Premier League Goal Zone (Live) (0:30)

2:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

NASCAR RaceDay (Live) (0:30)

ESPN College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:15)

2:15 p.m. ESPN College Basketball

AAC Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

2:30 p.m. (7) KCCO College

Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30) (9) KMSP (15) KVRR NASCAR Cup Series United Rentals Work United 500 (Live) (3:30)

3:00 p.m. ESPN2 XFL Football

Arlington Renegades at St. Louis BattleHawks (Live) (3:00)

TNT NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Pittsburgh Penguins (Live) (2:30)

4:00 p.m. (29) WFTC College Hockey (2:30)

4:15 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (0:45)

5:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Selection Show (Live) (1:00)

ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

BSNOR Breaking Par (0:30)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (Live) (2:00)

5:30 p.m. BSNOR Golf Life (0:30)

TNT NHL on TNT Postgame (Live) (0:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN Bracketology (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 XFL Football Vegas Vipers at D.C. Defenders (Live) (3:00)

BSNOR Women of Gold (0:30)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR Becoming Wild Iowa Wild (0:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Women’s Selection Special (Live) (1:00)

BSNOR Looking Back With Lou (0:30)

GOLF Live From THE PLAYERS (10:00)

7:30 p.m. BSNOR Wild on 7th (0:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers (Live) (2:35)

BSNOR Wild Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

8:30 p.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Arizona Coyotes (Live) (2:30)

Monday, March 13

2:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter Special NFL Free Agency Countdown (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 NBA Today (1:00)

3:00 p.m. DISC Street Outlaws: Fastest in America Memphis vs. Northeast (1:00)

ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 This Just In (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (Live) (1:00)

4:00 p.m. DISC Street Outlaws: Fastest in America Memphis vs. Cali (2:00)

ESPN Around the Horn (0:30)

ESPN2 NFL Live (1:00)

GOLF Masters Highlights 2013 (1:00)

4:30 p.m. ESPN Pardon the Interruption (Live) (0:30)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 Around the Horn (0:30)

BSNOR The Rally (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

6:00 p.m. DISC Street Outlaws: Fastest in America Memphis vs. Cali (1:00)

ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

ESPN2 SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

BSNOR Wolves Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

GOLF PGA TOUR: The CUT (0:30)

6:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Dallas Mavericks (Live) (2:30)

BSNOR NBA Basketball Minnesota Timberwolves at Atlanta Hawks (Live) (2:30)

GOLF Golf Channel Academy Stuart Appleby - Bunker Game (0:30)

7:00 p.m. USA WWE Monday Night RAW (Live) (3:00)

8:00 p.m. (23) WUCW All American: Homecoming Lose to Win (1:00)

8:30 p.m. ESPN2 Daily Wager (1:30)

9:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Golden State Warriors (Live) (2:35)

BSNOR Wolves Live Postgame (Live) (0:30)

9:30 p.m. BSNOR Wolves+ (0:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN2 SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

BSNOR Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards (1:00)

11:00 p.m. DISC Street Outlaws: Fastest in America Gamechanger (3:02)

ESPN2 SportsCenter (Live) (0:30)

11:30 p.m. ESPN2 Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

BSNOR Wolves Live Pregame (0:30)

11:35 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter With Scott Van Pelt (Live) (0:55)

Tuesday, March 14

9:00 a.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Arizona Coyotes (2:00)

Noon ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins (Live) (3:00)

2:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter Special NFL Free Agency Countdown (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 NBA Today (1:00)

3:00 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 This Just In (1:00)

BSNOR Twins Season Preview (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (Live) (1:00)

3:30 p.m. BSNOR Live on the Line (1:00)

4:00 p.m. ESPN Around the Horn (0:30)

ESPN2 The Point (1:00)

GOLF PGA TOUR: The CUT (0:30)

4:20 p.m. HBO Game Theory With Bomani Jones (0:35)

4:30 p.m. ESPN Pardon the Interruption (Live) (0:30)

BSNOR The Rally (Live) (1:00)

GOLF School of Golf Chapter 2: Short Game Secrets (0:30)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 Daily Wager (Live) (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (Live) (0:30)

SHOW All Access Benavidez vs. Plant (0:30)

5:30 p.m. BSNOR Becoming Wild Iowa Wild (0:30)

TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Four: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

SHOW Stand (1:45)

6:00 p.m. DISN NHL Hockey Big City Greens Classic: Washington Capitals at New York Rangers (Live) (2:30)

ESPN NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at New York Rangers (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 2023 NIT Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR Looking Back With Lou (0:30)

GOLF Playing Lessons From the Pros Corey Conners (0:30)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR Wild on 7th (0:30)

GOLF Golf Channel Academy Billy Andrade -- Fairways & Greens (0:30)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins (3:00)

USA WWE NXT (Live) (2:08)

8:00 p.m. ESPN2 2023 NIT Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Four: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

Wednesday, March 15

9:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball

Minnesota Timberwolves at Atlanta Hawks (2:00)

Noon ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

BSNOR NASCAR Race Rewind

2022 Atlanta: Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500 (1:00)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball

Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins (2:00)

3:30 p.m. BSNOR The Breakdown

Perkins and Nathan; Aerial Power; Matt Boldy (0:30)

USA Premier League Goal Zone (Live) (0:30)

4:30 p.m. ESPN Pardon the Interruption (Live) (0:30)

BSNOR Live on the Line (1:00)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 Daily Wager (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (Live) (0:30)

5:30 p.m. BSNOR The Rally (1:00)

TNT NHL on TNT Face Off (Live) (0:30)

TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Four: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

ESPN2 2023 NIT Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF School of Golf Chapter 3: Driving Distance (0:30)

TNT NHL Hockey Colorado Avalanche at Toronto Maple Leafs (Live) (2:30)

6:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Philadelphia 76ers at Cleveland Cavaliers (Live) (2:30)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Minnesota Timberwolves (Live) (2:30)

8:30 p.m. TNT NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at St. Louis Blues (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Los Angeles Clippers (Live) (2:35)

Thursday, March 16

9:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins (2:00)

11:30 a.m. TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

Noon BSNOR MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins (Live) (3:00)

1:00 p.m. ESPN This Just In (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 SportsCenter (1:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, First Round (Live) (4:00)

1:30 p.m. (7) KCCO 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

2:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Today (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 This Just In (1:00)

TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

2:50 p.m. TNT 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (3:00)

3:00 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 NBA Today (1:00)

BSNOR Live on the Line NCAA Tournament Special (Live) (0:30)

3:20 p.m. TBS 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:55)

3:30 p.m. BSNOR Wolves+ (0:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (1:00)

ESPN2 This Just In (1:00)

BSNOR Inside the Association (0:30)

4:30 p.m. BSNOR The Icons With Rick Horrow (0:30)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 NBA Today (1:00)

BSNOR Live on the Line NCAA Tournament Special (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (Live) (1:00)

5:30 p.m. BSNOR The Rally (1:00)

5:50 p.m. TNT 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. (7) KCCO 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

ESPN Men’s College Wrestling NCAA Championships (Live) (3:30)

ESPN2 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Four: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, First Round (3:00)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (Live) (0:25)

6:15 p.m. TBS 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:30)

6:25 p.m. TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

6:30 p.m. BSNOR Twins Season Preview (0:30)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins (Live) (3:00)

NICK NFL Slimetime (0:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN2 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament

First Four: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

FX XFL Football Houston Roughnecks at Seattle Sea Dragons (Live) (3:00)

8:20 p.m. TNT 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:10)

Friday, March 17

1:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00)

5:30 p.m. BSNOR The Rally (1:00)

5:50 p.m. TNT 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. (7) KCCO 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

ESPN SportsCenter (Live) (1:00)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (Live) (0:30)

6:15 p.m. TBS 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:30)

6:30 p.m. ESPN2 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

BSNOR Wolves Live Pregame (Live) (0:30)

TRUTV 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

7:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Live) (2:00)

ESPN Men’s College Wrestling NCAA Championships (Live) (3:00)

BSNOR NBA Basketball Minnesota Timberwolves at Chicago Bulls (Live) (2:30)

GOLF Golf Central (Live) (1:00)

8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Second Round (4:00)

Saturday, March 18

8:25 a.m. ESPN2 Formula 1 Racing Saudi Arabia Grand Prix, Practice 3 (Live) (1:05)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild (Live) (2:30)

1:30 p.m. (7) KCCO 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

(11) KARE PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Third Round (Live) (3:00)

GOLF GOLF Films The Open at St Andrews (1:00)

2:30 p.m. (9) KAWE Prairie Sportsman From Lac qui Parle to Crapola (0:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

USA Premier League Goal Zone (Live) (1:00)

3:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR MLS Soccer Los Angeles FC at Seattle Sounders FC (Live) (2:30)

ESPN ESPN2 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Hoag Classic, Second Round (Live) (3:00)

6:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR 2023 World Baseball Classic Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (3:00)

BSNOR NBA Basketball Minnesota Timberwolves at Toronto Raptors (Live) (2:30)

6:30 p.m. (7) KCCO 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

(11) KARE Minnesota Bound (0:30)

7:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at New York Rangers (Live) (3:00)

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A Man Called Otto

Six months after the death of his wife, 63-year-old widower Otto Anderson (Hanks) no longer sees any purpose in his life. He’s ready to end it all, but his plans are interrupted by the arrival of a young and lively family who moves in next door. He soon meets his match in the form of quick-witted Marisol (Treviño).

daughter. She lives her life quietly nestled in a remote home with only her nearby neighbour Gretchen Sullivan (Garofalo) for company. But when her exbrother-in-law Jack (Roache) arrives on her doorstep, just days away from Christmas, events are set in motion that cannot be undone. With this unexpected visit, Darlene must finally come to

Extreme Sudoku

She challenges him to see life differently and an unlikely friendship forms, proving that family can be found in the most unexpected places. The film is based on the 2012 New York Times bestseller by Fredrik Backman. Director: Marc Forster. Stars: Tom Hanks,MarianaTreviño, Rachel Keller,Manuel GarciaRulfo,Cameron Britton,Truman Hanks,Alessandra Perez,Christiana Montoya.2022.126 mins. Drama.

The Apology

Nearly 20 years after the disappearance of her then-16-year-old daughter, Sally (Leeholland), recovering alcoholic Darlene Hagen (Gunn) has not moved on with her life, or from her missing

grips with the horrors that have been plaguing her for the past two decades.

Director:Alison Locke.Stars: AnnaGunn,LinusRoache,JaneaneGarofalo,MaryLeeholland, EsméMcSherry,ZenaLeighLogan.2022.91mins.Thriller.

The Locksmith

Newly released from prison, expert locksmith Miller Graham (Phillippe) is determined to repair his relationship with his exfiancé, Beth Fisher (Bosworth), and his teenage daughter, Lindsay (Guilbot). However, Beth has since become a detective, working directly below Miller’s nemesis, Det. Zwick (Nordling), who is the reason Miller was jailed a decade ago for the botched robbery

job. Miller must navigate his new life on the outside and do everything in his power to provide for his family and stay out of trouble.

Director:Nicolas Harvard.Stars: KateBosworth,RyanPhillippe, JeffreyNordling,VingRhames, KayleeBryant,CharlieWeber, Noel Gugliemi,Gabriela Quezada,Madeleine Guilbot, TomWright.2022.92 mins. Action.

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down another unidentified flying object yesterday [Feb. 12], the third one in four days. I never in a million years thought I’d say this: Where the h—- is the Space Force? Why is that a thing?

Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Last week [Feb. 1], a Chinese spy balloon soared across America before finally being shot down by a stealth fighter. Just a reminder: we spend almost $800 billion a year on defense and we used it to pop a balloon.

Yesterday [Feb. 14], Dianne Feinstein — who is 89 years

old — announced that she would not seek re-election in 2024. Well, yeah. She’s almost 90. She shouldn’t be running for senate, she should be running for president.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

For the first time, Amazon’s self-driving car transported passengers on public roads

[Feb. 11]. The car drove perfectly, then they were thrown onto their front porch like a cheap set of luggage. Unfortunately, after the Amazon car dropped one guy off at his doorstep, someone ran up and stole him.

Today [Feb. 15], Nikki Haley officially kicked off her presidential campaign and during her speech she called for politicians older than 75 to have a mandatory competency test. ... Yeah, she said older politicians need mental checks and new ideas. Then, Trump looked at Biden like, “Wow, she’s really going after you.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

All of a sudden there are more UFOs than Chick-fil-As now. The Air Force shot

George Santos reportedly raised money for a recount that never happened, and back in 2017, he was interviewed by police in Seattle as part of an investigation into an international credit card fraud scheme. That one’s a little confusing because when the cops showed up to interrogate him, he pulled out his own badge and was like, “Thanks, officer. Agent Santos. I’ll take it from here.” Can we please just fast-forward to the five-part Netflix documentary about the mild-mannered congressman who turned out to be a serial killer? This guy — he is the Michael Jordan of lying, and according to his bio, he’s also “the” Michael Jordan.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

The State Department today [Feb. 13] issued a “do not travel” advisory for Russia. Yeah, we weren’t planning on it. “Bad news, kids. I know you had your hearts set on going to the Kremlin, but looks like we’re going to do Disney.”

President Biden said yesterday [Feb. 15] that the back and forth with Republicans in his State of the Union address made him feel like he was, “Back on the playground.” “So jealous,” said Matt Gaetz.

The Late Late Show

With James Corden

The Super Bowl was last night [Feb. 12]. ... Patrick Mahomes overcame a 10-point deficit at half-time to lead his team to win on a last-second field goal. He did all of this with a sprained ankle. Now, to be fair, the human body can do incredible things after witnessing a live Rihanna performance.

A man in Bolivia tried to escape prison in a rather unusual way: he disguised himself as a sheep. He successfully broke out of prison, then put on a sheepskin jacket in an attempt to blend in as he crawled through nearby fields. ... Bah-d idea. Anyway ... [he was] killed by a wolf.

This morning [Feb. 16], President Biden underwent his second physical exam as president. Biden’s physician reported that the president remains healthy and vigorous. Between the FBI search and undergoing a physical, this is a huge week for Biden getting probed.

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“Luther: The Fallen Sun” (2023)

Idris Elba (“Beasts of No Nation,” 2015) returns to his role as a brilliant but disgraced detective in the new crime drama “Luther: The Fallen Sun,” which premieres Friday, March 10, on Netflix. A continuation of the award-winning British television series “Luther,” this film reimagining of the story picks up with Det. John Luther (Elba) sitting behind bars as a serial killer (Andy Serkis, “Black Panther,” 2018) blazes a gruesome, terrifying trail through London. Haunted by his failure to catch the psychopath who is now taunting him, Luther breaks out of prison to finish the job once and for all — and by any means necessary. Written by Neil Cross (“The Mosquito Coast”), the creator of the original BBC series, “The Fallen Sun” is directed by Jamie Payne (“Outlander”). Series regular Dermot Crowley (“The Death of Stalin,” 2017) returns for the film, alongside Cynthia Erivo (“Harriet,” 2019), Thomas Coombes (“Save Me”), Hattie Morahan (“Beauty and the Beast,” 2017), Jess Liaudin (“Irma Vep”), Henry Hereford (“Crossbones”), Lauryn Ajufo (“Boiling Point,” 2021), Vincent Regan (“300,” 2006).

“Outlast” - Season 1

Sixteen lone wolves work to prove they have what it takes to make it in the wilderness in the raw new survival competition series “Outlast,” premiering Friday, March 10, on Netflix. With storied pasts and a broad depth of skills, these hardcore survivalists know how unforgiving nature can be. Across the series’ eightepisode run, the competitors set out to beat the harsh Alaskan wilderness (and each other) for a shot at the $1 million grand prize. But, as they work towards their final goal, they must abide by the cutthroat game’s only rule: they must be a part of a team to win. Taking on the challenge in the first season of “Outlast” are Amber Asay (Phoenix), Andrea Hilderbrand (Charlotte, N.C.), Angie Esparza (San Antonio), Brian Kahrs (Holiday, Fla.), Corey Johnson (Parker, Colo.), Dawn Nelson (Creston, Wash.), Javier Colon (San Francisco), Jill Ashock (New Haven, Ky.), Joel Hungate (McCordsville, Ind.), Jordan Williams (Fort Collins, Colo.), Justin Court (La Grange, Ky.), Lee Ettinger (Bigfork, Mont.), Nick Radner (Tampa, Fla.), Paul Preece (Knoxville, Tenn.), Seth Lueker (Winchester, Va.) and Timothy Spears (Fort Collins, Colo.).

“History of the World, Part II”

Hulu is setting out to make history with the new series sequel to legendary director, writer, producer and actor Mel Brooks’ 1981 comedy film, “History of the World, Part I,” when the eight-episode special, “History of the World, Part II,” premieres on the streamer Monday, March 6. Set up with a similar anthology of sketches set during key periods throughout human history, the series explores some of humanity’s greatest triumphs, advancements and failures through an outlandishly comedic lens. Brooks, now 96 years old, writes and executive produces the series, alongside David Stassen (“The Mindy Project”), Nick Kroll (“Big Mouth”), Wanda Sykes (“The Upshaws”) and Ike Barinholtz (“The Mindy Project”). The series’ all-star cast features appearances from Stassen, Kroll, Sykes and Barinholtz, as well as Johnny Knoxville (“Jackass: The Movie,” 2002), Zazie Beetz (“Atlanta”), Taika Waititi (“Our Flag Means Death”), Dove Cameron (“Schmigadoon!”), David Duchovny (“The X-Files”), Tyler James Williams (“Abbott Elementary”), Seth Rogen (“Superbad,” 2007), Danny DeVito (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”), Sarah Silverman (“Don’t Look Up,” 2021), Kumail Nanjiani (“The Big Sick,” 2017), Jason Mantzoukas (“Brooklyn Nine-Nine”), Zahn McClarnon (“Dark Winds”), Josh Gad (“Avenue 5”), Andrew Rannells (“A Simple Favor,” 2018), Sam Richardson (“Veep”), Richard Kind (“East New York”).

“The New York Times Presents: Sin Eater”

A new installment of “The New York Times Presents,” “a series of standalone documentaries representing the unparalleled journalism and insight of The New York Times, bringing viewers close to the essential stories of our time” (per Hulu), premieres Friday, March 10, on Hulu. Titled “Sin Eater,” this two-part documentary looks at the story of infamous Hollywood private investigator Anthony Pellicano. Prolific in the 1990s for making any and all of Hollywood’s filthiest scandals disappear, Pellicano played by his own set of rules and worked outside the law to hide the sins of his rich, famous and powerful clients. Accused of harassment and intimidation by many of his victims, Pellicano was ultimately sent to prison for wiretapping and racketeering — but now he’s free once again and he’s talking to The Times, having obtained the FBI case file, including audio recordings of some of his celebrity clients. Now, “Sin Eater” digs into how Pellicano was able to cover up would-be scandals so seamlessly, and the ways his clients skirted the legal system, keeping their secrets buried deep and facing few to no consequences when Pellicano was exposed. Produced and directed by John Pappas (“The Weekly”).

“Life Below Zero” - Season 19

Living in a remote area is a one-of-a-kind experience, even if it comes with far more challenges than you’d expect, as documented in the series “Life Below Zero.” Season 19 is available now on Disney+. Produced by BBC Studios, this National Geographic series chronicles the daily and seasonal activities, as well as the extreme lifestyles, of people living in remote areas of Alaska, where they have adapted to life in the rugged wilderness by subsisting solely on what is foraged or hunted. But winter is coming in Season 19, and for the resilient residents featured throughout the series — Sue Aikens, Andy Bassich, Ricko DeWilde, Chip and Agnes Hailstone, Jessie Holmes, Erik and Martha Mae Salitan, and Glenn Villeneuve — the deep cold and the dark winters of the Arctic make every task especially difficult. This Emmy-winning documentary series is executive produced by Travis Shakespeare (“Gourmet’s Diary of a Foodie”), Joseph Litzinger (“Ice Road Truckers: Off the Ice”), Kevin Tao Mohs (“Parched”) and Chris Kugelman (“Naked Science”).

“The Proof is Out There” - Season 1

Embrace the unknown and join host Tony Harris on a quest for answers with “The Proof Is Out There.” Season 1 is available now on Disney+. The investigative series takes a closer look at videos, photos, audio recordings and eyewitness accounts of seemingly unexplained phenomena — from UFOs to giant beasts, and even alleged mutants from the deep. Physicists and national security specialists are just a few of the top experts consulted in each episode, and they’ll review the evidence to help Harris separate fact from fiction. As the recipient of a George Foster Peabody Award winner and former anchor of “CNN Newsroom,” Harris brings a journalist’s instinct to these unusual stories, ultimately focusing on the most credible evidence and debunking claims that don’t hold up under closer scrutiny. Some of the subjects tackled in Season 1 include the story of Joseph of Cupertino’s miraculous levitation; a strange sound recorded in a North Carolina backyard; a flying object caught on government cameras; and the theory that Mars was colonized centuries ago. The History Channel series is executive produced by Steve Ascher (“So Much So Fast”), Kristine Sabat (“The Toys That Built America”), Amy Savitsky (“Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath”), Michael Stiller (“9/11: Four Flights”) and Miguel Sancho (“48 Hours”).

“Moonshine” - Season 1

Settle in for some laughs — and enjoy some serious storytelling, too — as Season 1 of the quirky dramedy “Moonshine” lands on Freevee, Friday, March 10. The story centers on the Finley-Cullens, a dysfunctional clan of half-siblings who are locked in a battle for control of the family business: The Moonshine, a summer resort owned by Bea (Corrine Koslo, “Anne with an E”) and Ken Finley-Cullen (Peter MacNeill, “This Life”). Eldest sibling Lidia (Jennifer Finnigan, “Salvation”) is an architect who is hoping to overcome past disappointments by redevelopping (and exploiting) the valuable coastal property, but younger and often-overlooked sister Rhian (Anastasia Phillips, “Reign”) has her own designs on the place. The rest of the family members also have a vested interest in the resort’s future, including sister Nora (Emma Hunter, “Fridge Wars”), a local DJ who knows all the family secrets; adopted brother Sammy (Alexander Nunez, “Avocado Toast”), who has more than a few secrets of his own; Rhian’s twin, party boy Ryan (Tom Stevens, “Wayward Pines”), who runs an illegal business out of The Moonshine; family friend Jill (Allegra Fulton, “The Shape of Water”), who has her own personal motives and plans; and Lidia’s husband, fellow architect Daniel (Jonathan Silverman, “Weekend at Bernie’s”), who is seemingly in the throes of a mid-life crisis. Created by Sheri Elwood (“Lucifer”), who also serves as showrunner and executive producer, “Moonshine” is “an epic tale of lust, legacy and lobster,” according to Canadian broadcaster CBC, which premiered the series back in 2021. It filmed in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, and is produced by Six Eleven Media and eOne.

“Shrek” (2001) and “Shrek 2” (2004)

It’s more than a meme — make time for some funfor-all-ages storytelling and funny gags that make the original “Shrek” film (2001) and its 2004 sequel so memorable. Both are available now on Prime Video. Released in 2001, “Shrek” first introduced audiences to the grumpy ogre voiced by Mike Myers (“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery,” 1997) and his donkey sidekick, voiced by Eddie Murphy (“Beverly Hills Cop,” 1984). The two cut a deal with evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow, “3rd Rock From the Sun”) to save their home by rescuing Princess Fiona (voiced by Cameron Diaz, “The Mask,” 1994), who is harbouring a secret that changes everything. The film’s modern take on classic fairy tales is further explored in “Shrek 2,” in which Shrek and Fiona visit the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where they struggle to be accepted for who they are.

Brainerd Dispatch • March 12 - 18, 2023 •19
Sue Aikens from “Life Below Zero” Jennifer Finnigan stars in “Moonshine” Idris Elba stars in “Luther: The Fallen Sun” Nick Kroll, Wanda Sykes and Ike Barinholtz in “History of the World, Part II”
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