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Kate Winslet (left) and Evan Rachel Wood star in “Mildred Pierce” Sunday on HBO.

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Raising Cain: HBO’s ‘Mildred Pierce’ goes by the book

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

When trimming a household budget, premium cable is an easy expense to cut. Hold on to your HBO, though.

Its “Mildred Pierce” miniseries, premiering March 27 and spread out over three Sundays, is worth it.

Kate Winslet turns in a sublime performance as Mildred, a complex, fiercely independent woman. Over the span of a decade during the Great Depression, she endures divorce, a horrific tragedy and financial blows. Shrewd and a hard worker, she quickly climbs from slinging hash to owning a small empire.

Based on the same character that won Joan Crawford an Oscar for her Mildred in 1946, this is not a remake. Rather it’s an unflinching account of James M. Cain’s novel of the operatic love that Mildred has for her daughter, Veda (Morgan Turner as a girl and Evan Rachel Wood as a young adult).

Winslet is raw and utterly believable.

“There were some real struggles,”Winslet says one night from Paris, where she’s shooting “Carnage.”“I would sit in the back of the car and say,‘I can’t. I can’t. I don’t know how I am going to do this scene this day,’ just because I knew what I was facing.”

Yet for 16 weeks she did, and she’s in practically every scene of the 5 1/2-hour miniseries.Though set in the 1930s — and looking completely spot-on from drainboards to cars — this saga could easily play out today.

“In 2008, when I read the book, the financial markets were tumbling,” director and co-writer Todd Haynes says, noting the similarities between that era and this one.“By the end of the year, we were talking about how we would break it (a film) up into parts.”

As he worked, he envisioned only Winslet in the role.

“I couldn’t get it out of my head,” he says.

The rest of the cast is equally impressive. Recent Academy Award winner Melissa Leo plays Lucy, Mildred’s neighbor and confidante. Mare Winningham as Ida, a waitress who befriends Mildred, and Hope Davis as the mother of one of Veda’s flings are exceptional.

Mildred’s husband and the father of her children, Bert (Brian F. O’Byrne), suffers the effects of the Depression and finds comfort in someone else’s arms.

Then there is Monty, whom Guy Pearce (“The King’s Speech”) inhabits. Rich and entitled, Monty meets Mildred when he’s her last customer as a waitress.Their affair starts immediately.

He’s an effete, highly cultured layabout; she’s a blue-collar, middlebrow go-getter. In bed, they’re perfectly matched.

Many people see Monty as a cad, but not Pearce.

“Not to say what happens in the movie isn’t questionable,” he says referring to pivotal plot points.“I felt he’s a lovable, charming and adorable guy. He’s so calm and confident.”

Monty glides through the society Veda believes she should be in. Even as a girl in anklets, Veda acts like a deposed princess.

Mildred indulges Veda, who buys herself a mink coat at 17 without asking permission; still it’s never enough.

Nothing is for Veda, certainly not Mildred’s love, which will be forever unrequited.Though

Mildred admires Veda’s musical talent, she can’t grasp the depths of her daughter’s abilities or limitations.

Under the tutelage of conductor Carlo Treviso (Ronald Guttman in a magnificent turn), Veda shoots to fame. He understands Veda and tells Mildred she is “a snake, a b..., a coloratura.”

“That character almost killed me,”Wood says of Veda.“The preparation for the film was just as difficult, even with the dialect, the ’30s dialect, having to learn

opera in three different languages, having to learn piano.”

Much of the dialogue is from Cain’s spare prose. Haynes laughs as he acknowledges this was the first time he wrote the word “yegg,” 1930s slang for a safecracker.

Such attention to period detail extends to each costume.

Ann Roth, an Oscar-winning costume designer, breaks from working on Broadway’s upcoming “The Book of Mormon” to discuss how she tapped her warehouses of vintage clothing to outfit the cast.

“It wasn’t enough time to prepare,” she says.“It was a very, very big job. I am not sure it shows on the screen. I literally had 2,000 extras to dress.”

Everything, even undergarments, had to be historically accurate.“I have to see if the girdle was right and not a panty girdle,” she says.

Haynes’ vision included the movie’s palette of browns and tans. Initially, Mildred’s wardrobe, keeping with her position, was just a couple of dresses. As she succeeded, her wardrobe and house grew expansive and her life more complicated.

“One minute you think you have both hands firmly on her,”Winslet says of Mildred’s character.“It’s absolutely within your grasp, and she reacts to something she wishes she hadn’t done. And she’s so forward-thinking and forward-moving. It was a very complicated part to play because of that.

“She also is full of weakness, her personal weaknesses, and vulnerability,”Winslet says.“I re-

ally did have to show that side of her.That was more challenging than the more obvious fearless side of her because one doesn’t like to show one’s vulnerability in life. I have not played that many characters that have an equally weak side. And to really just embrace it, and accept it, and be present in those moments called for a lot of my own stuff, and that’s not always fun.”

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

10:32 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Bidding Wars

11:02 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Making upgrades.

11:30 a.m. % IndyCar Racing Izod Series at St. Petersburg. From St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live) (MSC) Motorhead GarageTV

11:32 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar Project Blue Collar Buick is unveiled.

1:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Auto Club 400. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (Live)

Monday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Bidding Wars

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) The Great Ride

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now Thursday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) The Great Ride

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Friday

12:30 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar Blue Collar Buick gets bumper mods.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals, Qualifying. From Las Vegas.(Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Colorado Rockies at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

Monday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins.

From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins.

From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees.From George M. Steinbrenner Field in Tampa, Fla. (Live)

(MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

Wednesday 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves. From Champion Stadium in Lake Buena Vista, Fla.(Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live) (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age Thursday 11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves. From Champion Stadium in Lake Buena Vista, Fla.

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees.From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) San Diego Padres at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers. From Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight

Friday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Houston Astros at Philadelphia Phillies.

From Sun Life Stadium in Miami. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Next Year Is Here

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs.

From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning (Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (Live)

YorkYankees or San Diego Padres at St. Louis Cardinals or San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers. (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto.

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

BASKETBALL

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard

7:00 a.m. (TOON) Run It Back: NBA

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal:Teams TBA. From Philadelphia. (Live)

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6:00 p.m. = Boston Celtics at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA.From Dallas. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Oklahoma City Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live) (TRUTV) NCAA Postgame

(Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Dallas Mavericks at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Dallas Mavericks at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) WIAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Oklahoma City Arena in Oklahoma City.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College WIAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.

Monday

6:30 a.m. (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

4:00 p.m. (HBO) Runnin’

Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Dayton, Ohio. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) 2011 Powerade Jamfest. From Chicago. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Spokane, Wash. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

dates from games across the country. (Live) (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard

Wednesday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) New Jersey Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2011 McDonald’s All-American Game: East vs.West. From Chicago. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live) (MSC) Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) New Jersey Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.From Madison Square Garden in New York.(Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Boston Celtics at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2011 Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Houston. (Sameday Tape)

9:00 p.m. (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto.

Saturday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) This Week in Baseball (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

(Live)

2:30 p.m. / This Week in Baseball

3:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Detroit Tigers at New

12:00 p.m. # _ Best of College Basketball

1:00 p.m. # _ Road to the Final Four Preview of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. (ESPN2) NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Special (Live)

1:10 p.m. # _ NCAA Tournament, Regional Final:Teams

TBA. From Newark, N.J. or San Antonio. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal:Teams

TBA. From Philadelphia. (Live)

3:30

(ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal:Teams

TBA. From Dallas. (Live)

ment,

5:30

5:00 a.m. (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) 2011 Coaches’ Tournament Show

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA.

From Philadelphia. (Live)

(ESPN2) NIT Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA.From Madison Square Garden in New York.(Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA.

From Dallas. (Live)

(ESPN2) NIT Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA.

From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay Scoreboard (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and up-

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) 2011 Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Houston.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) The Association: Boston Celtics The preparation of the Celtics to return to the NBA Finals.

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Rise National Invitational. From Bethesda, Md. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Rise National Invitational. From Bethesda, Md. (Live) (TRUTV) Reese’s All-Star Game. From Houston. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

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›› “Powder” (1995) Mary Steenburgen. (CC) Golden (TBN) Or-derBill FalwellPhillipsFranklinTurningK. HaginEd MiracleRedemptLoveIn TouchPowWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayRod P.DickowJakesJ.Meyer (TBS) Steve Harvey ›› “Must Love Dogs” (2005) Diane Lane, John Cusack. (CC) ››› “My Best Friend’s Wedding” (1997) Julia Roberts. (CC)

›› “Riding in Cars With Boys” (2001, ComedyDrama) Drew Barrymore, Steve Zahn. (CC)

››› “Save the Last Dance” (2001) Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas. (CC)

›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. (CC)

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M MalcolmMalcolm ››› “Wag the Dog” (1997) ››› “Peter Pan” (2003, Adventure) ›› “Man of the House” (2005)

T ›› “First Daughter” (2004) › “Teaching Mrs.Tingle” (1999)

W › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. ›› “The Replacement Killers” (1998)

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F Wild PrepWild NHL Hockey: Oilers at WildWild Due FishingWorld Poker Tour:Action SportsUEFATwins (FX)

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TH ›› “The Replacement Killers” (1998) › “Knock Off” (1998) Rob Schneider “The Gift” ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) “X-Files: I Want to Believe”

M Get OutHouseKitchenKitchenHome RulesMy First First To SellDesignHouseHuntersBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlock

T OutsideIf WallsSave Save HousePropertyStagersCurbDesignDesignDesignDesignDearGeneColorColorBuckBuckYard

W SuperCashPotentialPotentialStagersStagersGet SoldSoldAntonioAntonioDivineDivineDivineDesignDesignDesignGet SoldSoldDisasterIncome

F ›› “The Gift” (2000, Suspense) Cate Blanchett. ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) ›› “Beowulf” (2007) Voices of Ray Winstone. Malcolm“Austin Powers-Spy”TwoTwo (GOLF) Morning DriveVaried ProgramsMorning DriveVaried ProgramsPaidPaidVaried ProgramsCentralVaried (HGTV)

TH GroundHouseIf WallsIf WallsHolmes on HomesUnsellaUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearGeneSecretsColorBuckBuckBlockYard

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M The Balancing ActArmy WivesGrey’s AnatomyWillWillChrisChrisChrisMotherMotherMotherAmerican JusticeCold Case FilesUnsolved MysteryUnsolved MysteryKidsKids

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidDEADEADEADEADEAUFC UnleashedUFC UnleashedUFC UnleashedUFC UnleashedUFC Unleashed

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M PaidPaid ›› “Autopsy” (2008) Robert Patrick. “The Butterﬂy Effect 3: Revelations”“Open Graves” (2009) Eliza Dushku. ››› “Timber Falls” (2007, Horror) ›› “Toolbox Murders” (2004) (CC) “Tex Chainsaw”

T Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Star Trek: Ent.Fact or FakedStar Trek: Ent.

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M “A Millionaire”“She’s Working Her Way Through” ››› “Love in the Afternoon” (1957) (:15) ›› “Critic’s Choice” (1963) ›› “Marriage on the Rocks” (1965) ››› “The Family Way” (1967) “Any Wednesday”

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T ›› “It Runs in the Family” (2003) (S) ››› “The American President” (S) ›› “Just Wright” (2010) (S) (:45) ›› “Love Potion No. 9” (1992) ›› “Post Grad” (2009) (S) ››› “Whip It” (2009) Ellen Page. (S) ›› “The Box”

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T (5:45) ›› “Shallow Hal” (S) (:45) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “The Best Man” (1999) (S) (CC) ›› “Footloose” (1984) Kevin Bacon. (:20) ››› “Darkman” (S) “The Book of Eli”

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W Story of SMiLE(6:50) “Race” (2007) iTV. (S) ›› “Mean Machine” (2001) “Black and Blue: Hip-Hop Cop”(11:55) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” ››› “Adventureland” (2009) iTV. (S) Fierce Funny › “Push” (2009)

M Pippa › “Crossroads” (2002) (S) (:05) ››› “All Quiet on the Western Front”(:45) “Falling Up” (2009) Joseph Cross. ›› “(Untitled)” (2009) (:10) ›› “Sidewalks of New York” (S) › “Crossroads” (2002) (S) I Do & I

T Untitled“Tommy and the Cool Mule”(7:55) “The Cake Eaters” (S) (:20) “Tortilla Heaven” (2007) “Joan Rivers”(:25) ›› “The Limey” (S) (1:55) › “Deuces Wild” (S) (:35) “The Cake Eaters” (S) “The Road” (2009)

W (5:20) “Antitrust”(:15) › “The Spirit” (2008, Action) (S) ››› “Brothers at War” (2009) (S) › “I Hate Valentine’s Day”“Wake” (2010) Bijou Phillips. (:10) “Quarter Life Crisis” (S) (:40) › “The Spirit” (2008, Action) (S) Extract

TH ›› “Escape to Athena” (1979) iTV. “Prince & Me 2”(:45) ››› “That Evening Sun” (2009) (:45) ›› “The Craft” (1996) iTV. (S) ››› “How About You”(:15) ››› “Cairo Time”(:45) “The Ghost Writer” iTV. F “Adventures of Huck Finn”(:35) ›› “Bottle Shock” (2008) (:25) ›› “Under Cover” › “Hardball” (2001) Keanu Reeves. “Coach” (2010) Hugh Dancy. ›› “Fanboys” (2008) (CC) “White Stripes Under Great”Triage (TMC)

TH (:15) “Dark Storm” (2006) (S) › “Jack” (1996) Robin Williams. (S) ›› “Middle of Nowhere”(:45) “Home of the Giants” (2007) (S) ›› “The Missing Person”(:15) ›› “The Answer Man” (2009) › “Jack” (1996)

F “George Wash.”(6:50) “Made in Jamaica”(:40) “How About You” (S) “A Quiet Little Marriage” (S) (:40) “Chop Shop” (2007) (S) (:05) “The Other Man” (2008) (:35) ››› “Two Lovers” (2008) (S) “B-Girl” (2009) Julie Urich.

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SOAPSYNOPSES

By Jacqueline Cutler Tribune Media Services

All My Children

Ricky canceled Griffin’s meeting with casino owners. JR convinced Amanda that he loved Annie. Frankie warned Scott to cut Madison loose unless he really was into her because she should not have her heart broken again. JR turned down Colby’s request to sponsor her blogs, so Colby asked Caleb and Erica, and they went for it. Griffin pushed past bouncers to meet with the casino

owners and wound up with broken ribs. Caleb told Marissa he did not want to run the company without Erica. Kendall confronted Griffin about the drugs he was stealing from the hospital.

The Bold and the Beautiful Dayzee advised Thomas about ending his feud with Ridge. Ridge was upset with Thomas and Brooke.Taylor decided at the last minute to go with Ridge to Paris. Stephanie found Eric sketching designs

COVER STORY

for Taboo and told him that the line was canceled. Stephanie told Brooke that she figured her marriage would end when Ridge returned from Paris.

Days of our Lives

Rafe the impostor faked fainting, and Sami rushed him to the hospital. Carly examined him and thought it odd that he didn’t remember her. He called Stefano, who arrived just as Sami told Carly it was as if the man in the hospital room was not her Rafe. Chloe rejected an offer with a Seattle opera company so she could

stay close to Parker.

Chad learned that Stefano paid his college tuition though a scholarship.

General Hospital

Jake died on the operating table while Jason watched from the observation area. Jason broke the news to Lucky. Terrell prescribed chemotherapy for Josslyn, but Jax balked and hoped they would find an organ donor. Carly approached a grieving Jason and asked if his dead son could help save her daughter. Sonny and Brenda enjoyed the first day of their hon-

Delany a tough medical examiner in ‘Body of Proof’

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

TV shows, especially comedies, sometimes have a signature phrase that may be slightly amusing until it’s repeated so often it’s annoying.

Rarely, though, do dramas come out with a line that’s memorable. ABC’s “Body of Proof,” premiering Tuesday, March 29, has one that reverberates, even months after the initial viewing. The pilot was originally shown to critics last summer, then the network held the series in reserve.

Still that line haunts.

It happens when Dr. Megan Hunt (Dana Delany) talks about one of the two seismic events in her life — losing custody of her daughter.

Hunt explains to her work partner, Peter Dunlop (Nicholas Bishop), that her ex-husband was awarded full custody “because a man who works for 18 hours a day is a good provider, and a woman who does the same is an absentee mother.”

“A lot of women are reacting to it,” Delany says of that line. “We all know someone (in this scenario). Men say why does she have to be a know-it-all?

No, she’s smart; I don’t feel she’s a b... .”

Hunt’s other seismic event was, literally, a train wreck of an accident.The pilot does a great job of showing how she came to be where she is.

Highly educated, successful and doing the intricate work of a neurosurgeon, Hunt was

arguing with her ex-husband on the phone while driving. It was a typical argument of dividing responsibilities between parents.

After the accident, Hunt thought she was recovered.Yet when she returned to the operating room, her hands went numb. Hunt killed a patient on the operating table. Her career as a neurosurgeon was over.

Still, she could apply her experience and education, so she became a medical examiner.

“I lost my child to my career, then I lost my career to that damned accident,” Hunt says.

To help inform the character, Delany met with two female physicians at the top of their fields, a neurosurgeon and a medical examiner. She even attended an autopsy.

“I was more nervous going in because of what people said to me,” Delany says.“The guy was naked. I looked at him sideways. He had these bright blue eyes. And I thought, ‘Did I date him?’ Then I realized, no. He was a transient. It says something about your taste.”

She didn’t flinch as she watched the incision into the cranium.

“Once they pull the face down, he stops being a person,” Delany says.

This sort of research helps Delany as Dr. Hunt look believable while examining corpses. She picks up many clues, though, from the living.

Of course she figures out who did it long before the cops. Yes, we have seen smart female medical examiners miles ahead

Dana Delany stars in “Body of Proof,” premiering Tuesday on ABC.

of everyone else. It wasn’t all that long ago that Jill Hennessy starred in “Crossing Jordan.”

Megan, though, is a different character, more elegant, better educated, richer and more seasoned.With that maturation comes a fraying of the reserves of patience. Just how much nonsense does she need to hear from people who think they have a clue when she’s already solved the murder?

Impressed by her abilities, her partner, former cop Dunlop, also deals with those she’s infuriating.

“I’m kind of like her conscience,” Bishop says of his character.“I’m the only person besides her daughter who can look her in the eye and say,‘You are out of line.’ ”

Bishop, whose work has mostly been in Australia, says he’s learning a lot from Delany, who shone on “Desperate Housewives” and “China Beach.”

eymoon. Lisa was under investigation but stole the incriminating syringe and destroyed it.

One Life to Live

David and Dorian made up and made love. David later confronted Clint — with a gun.Tess went to Capricorn, where Aubrey and Rama were, but Ford tried to persuade her to leave because the custody of Ryder was still pending. David sought revenge on Clint by threatening him with a shotgun. Charlie and Echo continued their affair. Starr became involved in James’ job search.

The Young and the Restless

Heather loosened her ties and tried to escape from the taxidermy shop only to find every door bolted. She decided to start a fire, thinking that would alert others. Abby promoted her new TV show in the nude and was arrested. A private investigator told Michael that he might have found Daisy. While Victoria and Billy prepared for Lucy’s christening, the Rev. Fulton called to alert Billy that there was a problem with Lucy’s birth certificate.

“She has been at it a long time and is so fantastic at what she does,” Bishop says.

Bishop says people will invariably compare Megan to a female Dr. House “because she has such a bold personality and is such a strong figure and so smart. She is not afraid to annoy people.”

Among those she annoys is her boss, Dr. Kate Murphey (Jeri Ryan, “Boston Public”). But Murphey is hardly the type to be cowed.

“I consciously make the decision” to play smart women,” Ryan says.“I was a National Merit Scholar. Playing dumb blondes is not interesting to me.”

And playing some of the other smart woman roles doesn’t attract Delany.

“I don’t like lawyer roles,” Delany says.“I like medical roles. I like the guts — literally and figuratively.The body is miraculous.The fact that it works is a miracle.”

The characters feel real to both women.

“Working around death, she very much lives her life to the fullest,” Ryan says of Dr. Murphey.“She is obviously very intelligent. She is the first woman chief of medical examiners in Philadelphia. She didn’t get to where she is without ruffling some feathers.”

And the same would have to be said for Dr. Hunt.

“Every bit of research I have done has reinforced my belief in the show,” Delany says.

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(:35) Life on Top (12:10) “The Hills Have Thighs” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “How I Got Into College” (1989) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Big Business” (1988) ‘PG’ (SHOW)

›› “Leaves of Grass” (2009) Edward Norton, Keri Russell. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Shameless (iTV) (S) (CC) Californication Californication

›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen.

›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010) Casey Afﬂeck. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Hannibal” (2001, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon.

“The Narrows” (2008, Drama) Kevin Zegers, Sophia Bush. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “Before I Self Destruct” (2009) 50 Cent. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Disappearances” (2006) Kris Kristofferson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Antitrust” (S)

Alonzo Bodden: Paying Beautiful Dreamer: SMiLE (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Road” (2009) ‘R’ ››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) (S) ‘R’

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6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) Pompeii: The Last Day (S) Frontline (N) (S) (CC) Reggie Perrin Worst Week NOVA (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) Pompeii: The Last Day (S) Frontline (N) (S) (CC) Reggie Perrin Worst Week NOVA (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) KDLH Evening News KDLH 3 News NCIS “Tell-All”(N) (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Job” (N) (S) The Good Wife “Killer Song” (N) KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program (:07) The Doctors (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather KSTP NewsNewsDancing With the Stars (N) (S) (CC) Dancing With the Stars (CC) (:01) Body of Proof “Pilot” (S) (CC) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune NCIS “Tell-All”(N) (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Job” (N) (S) The Good Wife “Killer Song” (N) NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show NewsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) Frontline (N) (S) (CC) Independent Lens Woman reunites with her daughter. BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) Frontline (N) (S) (CC) It’s All Earth and Sky (CC) LakelandWorld News BusinessThis Old House Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) American Experience “Dolley Madison” (S) (CC) (DVS) Morristown Antiques Roadshow “Dallas” LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Glee Carl and Emma grow closer. Raising Hope (S) Traffic Light (S) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Access Hollyw’d Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:35) Cops (S) The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment The Biggest Loser Contestants go on an Easter-egg hunt. (N) (S) (CC) Parenthood “Taking the Leap” (N) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men Glee Carl and Emma grow closer. Raising Hope (S) Traffic Light (S) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (N) (S) (CC) One Tree Hill (S) (CC) Hellcats (S) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Are You Smarter? Are You Smarter? Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Raymond Raymond The Office (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “Blood Out” (CC) Without a Trace “Patient X” (CC) Criminal Minds “Lo-Fi” (S) (CC) Criminal Minds Terrorist bombing. Criminal Minds “The Angel Maker” Criminal Minds “Minimal Loss” (S) Without a Trace “Rage” (S) (CC) Without a Trace “Odds or Evens” Paid Program Fellowship Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Paid Program Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 “Road Hazard; Cold” The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) “The Thomas Crown Affair” ›› “Eraser” (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger,

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WEDNESDAY EVENING MARCH 30, 2011

(4:30) ›› “Demolition Man” (1993) ››› “Speed” (1994) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. (:45) ››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock. (12:15) Breaking Bad Walt and Jesse’s safety. (CC) (:17) ››› “Stranger Than Fiction” (2006) Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Animal Cops (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersI’m Alive (N) (S) River MonstersI’m Alive (S) River MonstersAnimal Cops (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersI’m Alive (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef “Finale” HappensTop Chef “Finale” HappensTop Chef “Finale” HappensReal HousewivesPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld OneAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkFturamaDailyColbert“18 Year Old Virgin” (2009) (PA) (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) SonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsS BeachS BeachSonsSonsSonsSonsS BeachS BeachOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeck ›› “Starstruck” (2010) DeckDeckDeckGood Good HannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityTrue HollywoodTrue HollywoodChelseaE! NewsChelseaTrue HollywoodChelseaChelseaSex/CitySex/CityPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportNBA Basketball: Nets at Knicks High School BasketballSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA Basketball: Nets at Knicks SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s & Women’s Quarterﬁnals. From Miami. (Live) (CC) SportsCenter NFL Live (N) Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight NASCAR Now 2010 World Series of Poker (CC)

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(HIST) Modern HistoryAncient AliensSecret Access:The Vatican (CC) NostradamusAncient Aliens(12:01) Secret Access:The VaticanNostradamusPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnAmer. JusticeThe Inside Story:The SilenceMotherMotherChrisMotherWillWillReba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) AnubisSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) UFC Fight NightUFC Unleashed (N) Ultimate FighterCoal (S) Coal (S) Ultimate FighterUFC Unleashed (S) Amazing VideosEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Fact or FakedGhost Hunters (S) Fact or FakedStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer” (2007) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindJeffreyBibleV’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) EasterDuplanHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC)

BackBibleDifferWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Meet the Browns Meet the Browns There Yet? There Yet? House of Payne House of Payne Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight ›› “Prime” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Uma Thurman. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Mr. Winkle Goes to War”

››› “Ministry of Fear” (1944) Ray Milland.

››› “The Fallen Idol” (1948) Ralph Richardson. (:15) ››› “I’m No Angel” (1933, Comedy) Mae West, Cary Grant.

››› “Trouble in Paradise” (1932) Miriam Hopkins. ›› “The Love Parade” (1929) Maurice Chevalier, Jeanette MacDonald.

››› “To Be or Not to Be” (1942) Carole Lombard. (:15) “Only Angels Have Wings” (CC) (TLC) What What

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(HBO) The Pee-wee Herman Show › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Mildred Pierce “Part One & PartTwo” A young mother must look for work. (S)

Funny or Die Katie Morgan (:05) › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Last Truck:Closing GM (MAX) “BrideChucky” ›› “Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer.

›› “Green Zone” (2010, Action) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Lingerie (CC) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn.‘R’ (CC)

(:10) Life on Top (:45) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. (CC) ››› “City of Industry” (1997) Harvey Keitel.‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Californication Shameless (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR › “Push” (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Camilla Belle. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Big Hit” (1998) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (:35) “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh” (2008) Sienna Miller.

“Charlie Valentine” (2009) Raymond J. Barry.‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “The Tournament” (2009, Action) Robert Carlyle. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “WUSA” (1970, Drama) Paul Newman, Anthony Perkins. iTV.‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Extract” (2009) (S) ‘R’

››› “Severance” (2006, Horror) Danny Dyer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Sexual Magic” (2001, Adult) Jacy Andrews. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Wake” (2010, Comedy) Bijou Phillips. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” (:40) “Quarter Life Crisis” (2006) Lisa Ray. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) Journey to Planet Earth (N) (S) (CC) At the Capitol Minnesota Original Special “Dessa” PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) Journey to Planet Earth (N) (S) (CC) At the Capitol Minnesota Original Special “Dessa” KDLH Evening News KDLH 3 News Survivor: Redemption Island (N) (S) Criminal Minds (N) (S) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program (:07) The Doctors (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather KSTP NewsNews The Middle (S) The Middle (S) Modern Family Mr. Sunshine (N) Off the Map “Hold on Tight” (N) (S) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Survivor: Redemption Island (N) (S) Criminal Minds (N) (S) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show NewsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Nature “Birds of the Gods” (S) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) Journey to Planet Earth (N) (S) (CC) BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Nature “Birds of the Gods” (S) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) Solar Car:The Secrets of RA7 (S) LakelandAt the Capitol BusinessReligion & Ethics Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Journey to Planet Earth (S) (CC) Independent Lens Woman reunites with her daughter. Secrets of the Dead (S) LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Office (CC) American Idol “Ten Finalists Compete” The finalists perform. (S Live) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Access Hollyw’d Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:35) Cops (S) The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment Minute to Win It (N) (S) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men American Idol “Ten Finalists Compete” The finalists perform. (S Live) (CC) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Smile Whiter Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (N) (S) (CC) America’s Next Top Model (N) (S) Shedding for the Wedding (N) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Burn Notice “Family Business” (S) Burn Notice “Unpaid Debts” (CC) Raymond Raymond The Office (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “The Little Things” Without a Trace (S) (CC) Without a Trace “The Road Home” Criminal Minds “Paradise” (CC) Criminal Minds “Catching Out” (S) Without a Trace “Expectations” (S) Ghost Whisperer (S) (CC) Ghost Whisperer “Living Nightmare” Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Positive Living CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 (CC) Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter (CC) Storage Wars Storage

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THURSDAY EVENING MARCH 31, 2011

(4:00) ››› “Cape Fear”

“Secret Window” (2004) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. Premiere.

“Secret Window” (2004, Suspense) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. (:15) ››› “Cape Fear” (1991) Robert De Niro. An ex-convict takes revenge on the lawyer who betrayed him. (:15) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999) Jim Carrey. Comic Andy Kaufman has an unusual but brilliant career. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Animal Cops (S) Blonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearAnimal Cops (S) Blonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearBlonde vs. BearBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) ChefTop Chef “Finale” HappensHousewives/OCHousewives/OCReal HousewivesBethenny Ever Housewives/OCMillion Dollar List.HappensPaidPaidPaidPaid“This Disaster” (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportDivorce WarsMillionsMillionsThe FacebookMad MoneyMillionsMillionsThe FacebookPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N)

(CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld OneAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertJohn OliverFturamaDailyColbertChapChapMash-Up (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Wild:VenezuelaDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchTaxidermy USA (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchTaxidermy USA (S) Overhaulin’ (CC) PaidTeleTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeckPhineasPhineasGood DeckDeckDeckGood Good HannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CitySex/CitySex/CitySex/CitySex/CityChelseaE! NewsChelseaKourtneyKourtneyChelseaChelseaSex/CitySex/CityPaidPaidPaid PaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Baseball TonightMLB Baseball: Giants at Dodgers SportsCenter (Live) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.(Live) (CC) College Basketball 2011 Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Houston. ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Women’s Second Semiﬁnal. From Miami.

NASCAR Now (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (CC)

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(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryThe World OverDefendWomen Daily MassLife on the RockOctavaBiblicalGalleryCatholicThreshold of HopeQuestFor GodOriginalChoices

(FAM) (5:30) ››› “Enchanted” (2007) “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChang

(FSN) Game Wild NHL Hockey Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. Wild Due Final ScrGame Wild NHL Hockey: Oilers at Wild Wild PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) “X-Files:Believe”Two Two Two Two ArcherArcherArcher ›› “Beowulf” (2007) Voices of Ray Winstone. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, First Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.

Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.SellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersSellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPizzaPaidBack (HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnSwamp PeopleMonsterQuestSwamp PeoplePawnPawnSwamp People(:01) MonsterQuestSwamp PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnRebaRebaReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillReba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) AnubisSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) TNA Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Coal (S) MANMANTrailersMAN(:10) The Shield (S) EntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ››› “The Rocketeer” (1991) ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) ChronoChronoGurrenGurrenDarksideStargate Atlantis“Alien Apocalypse” (2005) (CC) Charlie JadePaidPaid (TBN) GoodFull BehindDavid J.WinningY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Holy PraiseJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointDr Wom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Talladega Nights:The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell. (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

ConanLopez Tonight ›› “Talladega Nights:The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Black Narcissus”

›››› “All About Eve” (1950) Bette Davis. An ambitious actress connives her way to stardom.

›› “The Last of Sheila” (1973, Mystery) James Coburn, James Mason. (:45) ››› “Splendor in the Grass” (1961, Drama) Natalie Wood, Warren Beatty.(CC)

››› “The Story of G.I. Joe” (1945) Burgess Meredith, Robert Mitchum.

›› “Men in Exile” (1937, Action)

›› “Small Town Girl” (1953) (CC) (TLC) Lottery ChangedPolice WomenPolice WomenCellblock 6Police WomenCellblock 6Police WomenLottery ChangedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball: Celtics at Spurs NBA Basketball: Mavericks at Lakers Inside the NBASouthland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyAdvenRegularMADKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagle“The Room”Earth“The Room”EarthKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) All Can EatCarniCarniFoodFoodBizarre FoodsDiner ParadiseFoodFoodBizarre FoodsDiner ParadiseCarniCarniPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeederSpeederWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeederSpeederThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. Home Improve. M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Caught on Tape” (S) (CC) NCIS “Escaped”(S) (CC) NCIS Petty officer is murdered. (CC) NCIS “Dead and Unburied” (CC) NCIS A petty officer is murdered. ››› “Casino Royale” (2006) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. House “All In” Life of a young boy. (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program JAG “The Mission” (S) (CC) (VS) NHL Hockey: Blue Jackets at Capitals HockeyTop 10LordNHL OvertimeWorld Extreme CagefightingNHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosWWE SuperstarsMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsWWE SuperstarsEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) “Blind Side” Mildred Pierce Mildred Pierce “Part One & PartTwo” A young mother must look for work. (S)

Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) Cathouse Real Sex Xtra Funny or Die REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) Jay Chandrasekhar. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Mildred Pierce ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (MAX) (5:00) “Coming to America” (1988) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) Co-Ed Conﬁdential “When Virgins Attack” (S) (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Liberty Stands Still” (2002) Linda Fiorentino. ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Day of Jackal” (SHOW) (4:45) ››› “The Ghost Writer” iTV. ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) ‘NR’(CC) Laugh, Loud Nurse Jackie Penn & Teller DiaryCall Girl DiaryCall Girl Californication Shameless (iTV) (S) (CC)

›› “Sukiyaki Western Django” (2007, Action) Hideaki Ito. (S) ‘R’

› “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” (2009) Matt Czuchry. iTV. (S) ‘R’ ›› “The Craft” (1996, Horror) Robin Tunney.‘R’(CC)

“The Truth” (2009) John Heard. (S) ‘NR’(CC) (:40) ›› “Metropia” (2009) Voices of Vincent Gallo.‘NR’ (12:15) “Command Performance” (2009) Dolph Lundgren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Suicide Girls Must Die” ( 2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Falling Up” (2009) Joseph Cross. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) “George Washington” ‘NR’

(:15) ››› “How About You” (2007) Hayley Atwell. “Adventures” (TMC) (5:00) › “Jack” (1996) (S) ‘PG-13’

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6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Antiques R’dshow Minnesota American Masters Singer/ songwriter Joan Baez. (CC) Reindeer Queen Reggie Perrin Worst Week Globe Trekker Berlin Wall. (S) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Antiques R’dshow Minnesota American Masters Singer/ songwriter Joan Baez. (CC) Reindeer Queen Reggie Perrin Worst Week Globe Trekker Berlin Wall. (S) KDLH Evening News KDLH 3 News Big BangEngagement CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) The Mentalist “The Red Mile” (N) (S) KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program (:07) The Doctors (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather KSTP NewsNewsWipeout (N) (S) (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (N) (S) (CC) (:02) Private Practice (N) (S) (CC) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Big BangEngagement CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) The Mentalist “The Red Mile” (N) (S) NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show NewsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Betty Ford:The Real Deal (CC) Venture North (S) Native Report Iron Country (S) (CC) World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Independent Lens Woman reunites with her daughter. (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Common Ground At the Capitol Your LegislatorsThe This Old House Hour (N) (S) LakelandWorld News BusinessDecisions Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (S) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) Journey to Planet Earth (S) (CC) Fort Niagara LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Office (CC) American Idol (S Live) (CC) Mobbed (N) (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Access Hollyw’d Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:35) Cops (S) The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment Community (S) Perfect Couples The Office (CC) Parks/ Recreat 30 Rock (CC) Outsourced NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men American Idol (S Live) (CC) Mobbed (N) (S) (CC) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (N) (S) (CC) The Vampire Diaries (S) (CC) Nikita “Echoes”(S) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Without a Trace “Transitions” (S) Without a Trace “The Bogie Man” Raymond Raymond The Office (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “Shattered” (CC) Criminal Minds “The Instincts” (S) Criminal Minds “Memoriam” (S) Criminal Minds “Masterpiece” (S) Criminal Minds “52 Pickup” (S) (CC) ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner, Rene Russo. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. (S) Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Teleworld Paid Program Key of David (S) Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 Shot in the head. (CC) Manhunters Manhunters Manhunt-

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“The Day the World Ended” (1956) (CC) (:45) › “How to Make a Monster” (1958, Horror) (CC) The Riﬂeman The Riﬂeman (AP) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) Dog Show (BRAVO) ›› “Bee Movie” (2007) Premiere. ››› “Ghostbusters” (1984) Bill Murray. ››› “Ghostbusters” (1984) Bill Murray. Housewives/OCHousewives/OCPizzaPaidPaidPaid ›› “Bee Movie” (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) America’sMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperMuslims NextPiers MorganParker SpitzerPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Iglesias: FluffyDave ChappelleComedyComedyIglesias: FluffyDave Chappelle: Killin ›› “Eddie Murphy Raw” (1987) (PA) Tosh.0PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Pig Bomb (CC) Hogs Gone WildAmerican LoggersAmerican LoggersHogs Gone WildAmerican LoggersAmerican LoggersStorm Chasers (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckGood PhineasFish WizardsGood Good Fish WizardsDeckGood Good PhineasFish Wizards“The Even Stevens Movie”CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar

(E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityHolly’s Holly’s The Soup (N) ChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe SoupChelseaChelseaHolly’s Holly’s PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportNBANBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks. NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Utah Jazz. SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA Basketball: Lakers at Jazz SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s Second Semiﬁnal. From Miami. Boxing Friday Night Fights. (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight MMA Live (N) NASCAR Now (N) SportsNation SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks. SportsNation SportsNation

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryThe World OverRomeWomen Daily MassLife on the RockParableDefendVaticanNFPJoy MuSaintsEWTN PresentsOriginalSwear

(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live) Twins UnBaseballFinal ScrAction SportsMLB Baseball: Twins at Blue Jays

Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, First Round.

(HGTV) HuntersHousePropertyPropertyHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) Modern HistoryModern MarvelsPawnPawnAmerican PickersModern MarvelsModern MarvelsPawnPawnAmerican PickersModern MarvelsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(SPIKE) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ultimate FighterCoal (S) AuctionAuctionMANMAN ›› “Lock Up” (1989, Action) (S) EntouMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Name of King”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Being HumanMerlin (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) › “Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead” (2008) DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Holy Sup.BehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangCelebrityFirst The Times 2XtremeImpactHeroes-BibleCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. Premiere.

› “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998, Comedy) Will Ferrell. (:45) › “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998) Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan. Bloopers 4 MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Three Sailors and a Girl”

››› “Tammy and the Bachelor” (1957) Debbie Reynolds, Leslie Nielsen.

›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel.

››› “Mary, Mary” (1963, Comedy) Debbie Reynolds, Barry Nelson. (:15) ›› “The Mating Game” (1959) Debbie Reynolds, Tony Randall. (CC)

››› “Secret Ceremony” (1968) Elizabeth Taylor, Mia Farrow. (CC)

›› “Daughters of Satan” (1972, Horror) Tom Selleck. HolidayRules ›› “Son of a Sailor” (1933)

(TLC) CupcakeCupcakeSay YesSay YesSay YesTBACupcakeCupcakeSay YesTBACupcakeCupcakeSay YesSay YesCupcakeCupcakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) ›› “What Women Want” (2000) (CC) (:15) ›› “What Women Want” (2000) Mel Gibson. (CC) › “Code Name:The Cleaner” (2007) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStar Wars: CloneKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua AweAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabAweKing-HillKing-HillLooneyHero (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) BasketPostFortune SellerFortune SellerWorld’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMurder by, BookMurder by, BookMurder by, BookForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. Home Improve. M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC)

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(HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Ricky Gervais Eastbound Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Ricky Gervais ›› “MacGruber” (2010, Comedy) Will Forte.‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Ninja Assassin” (2009, Action) Rain, Naomie Harris. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Summer Heights (:25) ››› “Frailty” (2002) Bill Paxton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Homeless: Motel Kids (MAX) “Running” (:45) ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Life on Top (S) “Busty Coeds vs. Lusty” (:35) ››› “First Blood” (1982) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’

(:10) ››› “Up in the Air” (2009, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney. A frequent ﬂyer reaches a life-and-career crossroads. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “9” (SHOW) (5:45) “Triage” (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell.‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. iTV. (S) ‘R’

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Inside NASCAR ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) ‘R’ (:35) “Killing Zelda Sparks” (2007) Vincent Kartheiser.

(:15) › “Hardball” (2001, Drama) Keanu Reeves. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) ›› “What Just Happened?” (2008) Robert De Niro, Sean Penn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. (S) ‘R’ › “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” (2009) Matt Czuchry.

(:15) “Give ’Em Hell Malone” (2009) Thomas Jane, Elsa Pataky. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Slutty, Busty & Bad” (2009) ‘NR’

(:05) “Day Zero” (2007) Elijah Wood. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:40) “Keith” (2008) Elisabeth Harnois. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Real Life” (1979) ‘PG’

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FRIDAY EVENING APRIL 1, 2011 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) AlmanacWashington Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) Ebert at Movie Red Green Red Green EastEnders EastEnders PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) AlmanacWashington Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) Ebert at Movie Red Green Red Green EastEnders EastEnders KDLH Evening News KDLH 3 News Chaos “Pilot”(Series Premiere) (N) CSI: NY “Identity Crisis” (N) (CC) Blue Bloods “Model Behavior” KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program (:07) The Doctors (CC) Weather Now NewsCenter KDLH 3 News NewsNewsNewsCenter Paid Program C. Matthews KSTP NewsNewsShark Tank (N) (S) (CC) Primetime: What Would You Do? (S) 20/20 (N) (S) (CC) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program McCarver Hispan. Today Latino TVHouse Smarts Wall St. Journal Paid Program Paid Program KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Chaos “Pilot”(Series Premiere) (N) CSI: NY “Identity Crisis” (N) (CC) Blue Bloods “Model Behavior” NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show NewsPaid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Real Green Hometime Home Remodel WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Almanac (CC) Almanac North (S) Here and Now Washington McLaughlin World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) AlmanacNewsWashington Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) LakelandWorld News BusinessEbert at Movie Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) At the Capitol Masterpiece Classic “The 39 Steps” (S) (CC) (DVS) Antiques Roadshow “Dallas” The This Old House Hour (CC) LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Kitchen Nightmares (S) (CC) Fringe “The Firefly” (S) (PA) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. (:35) TMZ (N) Access Hollyw’d BuzzLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KARE NewsEntertainment Who Do You Think You Are? (N) (S) Dateline NBC (S) (CC) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon In Wine Country Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men Kitchen Nightmares (S) (CC) Fringe “The Firefly” (S) (PA) (CC) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (S) (CC) Smallville “Scion” (S) (CC) Supernatural “The French Mistake” Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Paid Program WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live) Raymond Raymond The Office (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Access Hollyw’d Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “White Balance” Without a Trace “Crossroads” (S) Without a Trace “Stolen” (S) (CC) Criminal Minds “Brothers in Arms” Criminal Minds “Normal” (CC) ››› “Rising Sun” (1993) Sean Connery. Premiere. Detectives investigate a murder at a Japanese corporation. (S) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (DVS) Breakout Kings (CC) (:01) Criminal Minds (S) (12:01) Criminal Minds (S) (:01) Criminal Minds (S) (:01) Breakout Kings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (5:00) ››

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KCCO The Early Show (S) (CC) Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz (CC) Horseland Horseland Fight Camp ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Women’s Final. (Live) (CC)

WDSE (Off Air)Mister Rogers Super Why! Wild Animal Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder AngelinaWordWorld Knitting Daily (S) America Sews Love of Quilting

Food Revolution ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) NewsWorld News

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››› “El Dorado” (1967, Western) John Wayne. A gunﬁghter and a drunken sheriff face an evil land baron. (CC)

››› “Jeremiah Johnson” (1972, Adventure) Robert Redford, Will Geer, Stefan Gierasch. (CC)

›› “The Quick and the Dead” (1995, Western) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman. (CC)

››› “Open Range” (2003, Western) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. (CC) (AP) Dog Show: AKC/Eukanuba Champ.Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogPit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) (BRAVO) (5:00) “Bee Movie”HappensReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) (CNBC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomSituation Room (COM)

PaidPaidComedy“Still Waiting...” (2009) Justin Long. › “Black Sheep” (1996) Chris Farley. ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs“Still Waiting...” (2009) Justin Long. ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) Chris Farley. Chuck (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMythBusters (CC) American ChopperCops & CoyotesAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwaySecret ServiceBermudaAmeriAuctionAuctionAuctionSonsSonsSons

(DISN) MannyOsoMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish DeckDeckWizardsWizardsGood Shake ItHannahHannahWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsDeckDeckDeckDeck (E!) E! Investigates: Hot for StudentTrue HollywoodE! News (N) The SoupAfter KourtneyKourtneyKourtneyKourtneyKourtneyKourtneyKourtneyKourtneyKourtneyHolly’s Holly’s E! News (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) College GameDay Scoreboard (CC) High School BasketballSports.SportsCenter (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live)

(ESPN2) NBAEnglish Premier League SoccerNationE:60NationHigh School BasketballCollege BasketballSoccer United States vs.Team TBA. 2010 Poker2010 Poker (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliEuchaShowcaseChapletRosaryApol.Apol.Father GroeschelLifeGod

(FAM) Boy “Bring It On: All or Nothing” (2006) ›› “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish”“Another Cinderella Story” (2008) ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. ››› “Ice Age” (2002, Comedy) Happy

(FSN) FishingFishingFisherFisherOutPaidWoodsOutDW-TVFishingTBATwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live) Twins Due UnUnUnUn

(FX) MalcolmMalcolm ›› “Bedazzled” (2000, Comedy) ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. “Austin Powers: Man of Mystery”“Austin Powers-Spy” ››› “Rush Hour” (1998, Action) “Tropic Thunder”

(GOLF) LPGA Tour GolfEuropean PGA Tour Golf Trophee Hassan II, Third Round. From Morocco. (Live) PGA Tour GolfMasters HighlightsGolfLPGA Tour Golf

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ParentsRugratsFanboySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinParentsPlanetPowerSponge.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.VictoVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S) (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC)

XtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleCoal (S) Jail (S) ››› “Under Siege” (1992) (S) ›› “On Deadly Ground” (1994) Steven Seagal. (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “Meteor Apocalypse” (2010) › “Post Impact” (2003) Dean Cain. “Impact” (2008) Natasha Henstridge. “Impact” (2008) Natasha Henstridge. ›› “Meteor Storm” (2010) (CC) (TBN)

FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod FriendsIshineThe HermieCaterpillrStoriesPaws StoryNewsMovie (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) “Bring It On: In It to Win It” (2007) Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale. (CC)

››› “Nick and Norah’s Inﬁnite Playlist” (2008) Michael Cera. (CC)

›› “Runaway Bride” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack. (CC) According-Jim Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM) “Son of a Sailor” ›› “On Dangerous Ground” (1951) Ida Lupino.

›››› “Frankenstein” (1931) Boris Karloff. (CC) ›› “Looking for Danger” (1957) Bowery Boys.

››› “Tarzan, the Ape Man” (1932) Johnny Weissmuller. (CC) (DVS)

››› “The Steel Helmet” (1951, Drama) Gene Evans. ›› “On the Beach” (1959, Science Fiction) Gregory Peck, Ava Gardner, Fred Astaire. (CC)

›› “Big Jake” (1971) (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHome MadeProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ER (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Certain AgeThe Closer (CC) Dumbest › “Code Name:The Cleaner” (2007) “Breakin’ All the Rules” (CC) (:15) › “My Baby’s Daddy” (2004) “Family Preys” (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStar Wars: ClonePokeTitanBakuganWheelsHoleScoobyGarﬁeldGarﬁeld“Scooby-Doo

SATURDAY DAYTIME APRIL 2, 2011 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Martha Speaks Victory Garden Hometime Ask This Old H’se RachelIn Julia’s Kitchen Ciao Italia (S) Lidia’s Italy (S) Test Kitchen Scandinavian Mexico/ Bayless Nature Evolution of dogs. (CC) Nature Humans and dogs. (CC) Through a Dog’s Eyes (S) Globe Trekker Robben Island. (S) Test Kitchen Mexico/ Bayless KDLH The Early Show (S) (CC) Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz (CC) Horseland Horseland Fight Camp ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Women’s Final. (Live) (CC) NCAA Special NCAA Special The Final Four Show (N) (CC) College Basketball KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) New School Replacements So Raven So Raven Hannah Montana Suite LifeAlong the Way Along the Way Springtime Fairy Tales on Ice Jamie Oliver’s

Sewing/ Nancy Woodwright Woodsmith Tracks Ahead Joy/ Painting In Julia’s Kitchen Test Kitchen Burt WolfThe Aviators MotorWeek (S) Hometime (N) Garden Smart Victory Garden KAWE BusinessLakelandCaillou (S) (EI) Curious George Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder Signing Time! (S) WordGirl (N) Love of Quilting Sewing/ Nancy Quilt in a Day Ciao Italia (S) Test Kitchen This Old House Woodwright Hometime (N) MotorWeek (S) Rudy Maxa McLaughlin In Washington McLaughlin Second Opinion Almanac KMSP Paid Program Homeowner Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) DragonFlyTV WHADDYADO Winning Edge Sports Stars Young Icons Into the Wild WeekBaseball Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollywood (N) (CC) MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (S Live) (CC) KARE Today (N) (S) (CC) KARE 11 News Saturday (N) (CC) Turbo Dogs Shelldon (CC) Magic Bus Babar (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (S Live) (CC) NewsNightly News KVRR (Off Air)Paid Program Pets.TV (CC) Aqua Kids Ariel & Zoey BETA Records Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace Open House Homeowner Paid Program Paid Program Scrubs (CC) Two and Half Men Two and Half Men WeekBaseball MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (S Live) (CC) WUCW Paid Program Paid Program Cubix: Robots Cubix: Robots Sonic X (CC) Sonic X (CC) Yu-GiOh! (S) Sonic X (CC) Dragon Ball Z Yu-GiOh! 5D’s Yu-GiOh! 5D’s Dinosaur King (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ››› “Eight Men Out” (1988) John Cusack, Clifton James. (CC) Extra (N) (S) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) WFTC Paid Program Paid Program Adventures Wild Animals Swap TV (EI) Hollywood Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace Homeowner Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program MovieGrey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) Bones Death metal band. (S) (CC) KPXM Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Simply Fishing Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program M*A*S*H (CC) ›› “Ghostbusters II” (1989, Comedy) Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. Premiere. (S) ›› “Timecop” (1994, Science Fiction) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara. (S) ››› “Space Cowboys” (2000)

(A&E) Ghost StoriesSellSellSellHouseSellHouseFlip This HouseFlip This HouseBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyThe First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) (AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman

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& Goblin King”JohnnyCourageDogMADMADJohnnyJohnnyAdvenAdven (TRAV) Secret WorldsEarth WondersEarth WondersFoodFoodFoodFoodConConConTravelDisney Cruise LineCruising Do’sResidenSeaIslands for Rent Sexiest Beach (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSpeederSpeederPursuitPursuitPursuitPursuitNCAA PregameMost DaringMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) NannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyJeannieJeannieJeannieJeannieBeBeBeBeBeBeCleveCleveAllFamAllFam (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program NCIS “Reveille”(S) (CC) NCIS “Good Wives Club” (S) (CC) NCIS “Mind Games” (S) (CC) NCIS “Sharif Returns” (S) (CC) NCIS A young sailor’s body is found. NCIS “Skeletons” (S) (CC) NCIS A petty ofﬁcer is murdered. NCIS “Murder 2.0” (S) (CC) NCIS An agent is gunned down. (S) NCIS Gibbs works with Kort. (CC) (VS) BirdingMartinHookOutdoorFishingBillDAnglingFishingBass FishingSportSaltwaIntoCharlieTo Be AnnouncedAdv. SportsBoxing (Taped) Motorsports Hour (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidHeat of the NightHeat of the NightWalker, RangerWalker, RangerMLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. Law Order: CILaw Order: CIThe Unit (S) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (:15) › “Bride Wars” (2009) (:45) ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (CC) REAL SportsThe Pee-wee Herman Show(:45) › “Leap Year” (2010) ‘PG’ (CC) Triangle(:15) Mildred Pierce (S) (CC) (:15) “Bride Wars” (MAX) (5:40) ›› “9” (S) › “Swimfan” (2002) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.‘R’ › “All About Steve” (2009) (:45) ›››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) Tom Cruise.‘R’ (:20) ›› “Judge Dredd” ‘R’ “Four Chris” (SHOW) (:15) ››› “Marvin’s Room” (1996) NASCAR ››› “Return to Me” (2000) ‘PG’ “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. iTV.‘R’ (:40) “Crazy” (2008) Waylon Payne.‘R’ ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) (CC) (:45) ›› “Twilight” (2008) (TMC) (5:15) “Real Life” ›› “Local Color” (2006) (S) ‘R’ (8:50) ›› “Little Chenier”“The Village Barbershop” ‘R’ (:15) “The Consultants” ‘NR’ (:45) › “Taking Chances” (2009) ‘R’ › “Spinning Into Butter” ‘R’ “Youth in Revolt” 18 – MARCH 27 - APRIL 2, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

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KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow “Dallas”

››› “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif, Julie Christie. A Russian doctor experiences the Bolshevik Revolution. Red Green Red Green Austin City Limits “Foo Fighters” (S) Antiques Roadshow “Dallas”

››› “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif, Julie Christie. A Russian doctor experiences the Bolshevik Revolution. Red Green Red Green

College BasketballCollege Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Semiﬁnal:Teams TBA. From Houston.

(4:00) ››› “Open Range”

››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Aaron Eckhart. Premiere. (CC)

››› “Open Range” (2003) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle herdsmen battle a ruthless rancher in 1882. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges (AP) Must Love Cats (S) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedBad Dog! (CC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedBad Dog! (CC) Must Love Cats (S) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedBad Dog! (CC) Pet Star (S) (CC) (BRAVO) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House “Joy”(S) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) Million Dollar List.Million Dollar List.PaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) Money MillionsAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) NewsroomMuslims NextPiers MorganNewsroomMuslims NextPiers MorganNewsroomMuslims NextPiers MorganNewsroomPiers MorganNewsroom (COM) (5:30) “Good Luck Chuck” ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) (CC) Harold and Kumar Escape from(12:15) › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) John OliverComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) RacingSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsSonsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeck“The Suite Life Movie” (2011, Comedy)

WizardsWizardsWizardsDeckDeckDeckDeckDeckDeck ››› “Get a Clue” (2002) CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar (E!) The Soup ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. True HollywoodThe SoupAfter ChelseaSex & Sex & After ChelseaMarriedMarriedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) BoxingSportTyson’s HitsBaseball Tonight (CC) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing2010

Poker2010

Poker2010 PokerNBAGirls High School Basketball2010 Poker2010 PokerCollege Basketball (EWTN) Angelica LiveEWTN CinemaAngelicaFr. John CorapiThe Journey HomeDaily MassFr. John CorapiGlobal ShowcaseAngelsLightEWTN LiveOriginalHeritage

(FAM) (5:30) ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (2001) ›› “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” (1993) PrincePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass

(FSN) T’wolvesWolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Grizzlies WolvesWolvesFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:Final ScrFinal ScrTwins MLB Baseball: Twins at Blue Jays Twins NBA BasketballWolves

(FX) (5:00) ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Two Two Two Two Archer ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) LPGA Tour GolfCentralPGA Tour GolfLPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Third Round. CentralPGA Tour GolfPaidCentralCentral (HGTV) HuntersHouseCandiceBlockSecretsAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersSecretsAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersCandiceBlockPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) Modern MarvelsJourney to the Earth’s CoreUnderwater Universe (CC) (:01) Journey to the Earth’s Core(:01) Underwater Universe (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “The Perfect Teacher” (2010) (CC) “Abandoned” (2010) Brittany Murphy. Coming HomeOne Born Ev.MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) 2011 Kids’ Choice AwardsVictoGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersGrownJimmy (SPIKE) › “Exit Wounds” (2001) Premiere. (S) ››› “Executive Decision” (1996) › “Exit Wounds” (2001) DMX (S) ››› “Executive Decision” (1996) (S) MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Meteor” (2009) Christopher Lloyd. “Meteor” (2009) Christopher Lloyd. ››› “Ice Twisters” (2009) (CC) ›› “2012: Supernova” (2009) “Annihilation Earth” (2009) Luke Goss. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravelMovieConquer.VirtualEnglishFaithChristianityGreatest Heroes of the BiblePraiseJoni (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel.

››› “Nick and Norah’s Inﬁnite Playlist” (2008) Michael Cera. (CC)

› “Saving Silverman” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Steve Zahn. (CC)

›› “Eurotrip” (2004, Comedy) Scott Mechlowicz, Michelle Trachtenberg. MarriedMarried(:15) ›› “The Ringer” (2005) (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Big Jake” (1971) (CC)

››› “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner” (1962, Drama)

››› “Billy Liar” (1963, Drama) Tom Courtenay, Julie Christie. (CC)

››› “The Dresser” (1983) Albert Finney, Tom Courtenay. (CC) (:15) ›› “Otley” (1969, Comedy) Tom Courtenay, Romy Schneider.

›› “Private Potter” (1963, Drama) Tom Courtenay. Now Playing

››› “7 Faces of Dr. Lao” (1964) (TLC) Strange Sex (CC) StrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrangeStrange Sex (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Family Preys”

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PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) › “Bride Wars” ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) ‘R’ (CC) REAL Sports(:05) ›› “Trapped” (2002) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Invictus” (MAX) Four ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.‘R’ ››› “Splice” (2009) Adrien Brody. Life-Top“Lust at First Bite”(:45) ››› “Splice” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Chaos Factor” (2000) (:15) ››› “Blue Steel” (1990) (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) (4:45) “Twilight”Shameless

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(CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (:35) NUMB3RS “Traffic” (S) (CC) (:35) Cold Case “A Time to Hate” (S) (:35) Without a Trace “Rage”(S) NewsPaid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Paid Program WDSE Ask This Old H’se This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Roadshow “Dallas” Austin City Limits “Jimmy Cliff” (S) Red Green Red Green Movie(Off Air) KAWE The Lawrence Welk Show Are You Served? Venture North (S) Red Green Red Green ›››› “The 39 Steps” (1935) Robert Donat. Everglades Austin City Limits “Jimmy Cliff” (S) Nova (S) (CC) (DVS) Frontline (N) (S) (CC) Independent Lens Woman reunites with her daughter. Washington Need to Know (S) (CC) Sid the Science WordWorld KMSP FOX at 6 (N) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) America’s Most Wanted FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. Fringe Olivia struggles with a vision. 30 Seconds The Office (CC) JudgeBrown JudgeBrown Judge Judy (S) Judge Judy (S) FOX at 9Sports Prime. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KARE NewsBoundHarry’s Law (S) (CC) Law & Order: Los Angeles (S) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit News(:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program NewsPaid Program (:02) Poker After Dark (CC) In Wine Country Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program Amer. Athlete Paid Program KVRR Grey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) America’s Most Wanted Fox News 9 Two and Half Men Fringe Olivia struggles with a vision. 30 Seconds Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Paid Program Punk’d (CC) ››› “Silverado” (1985, Western) Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn. Old West drifters shoot it out with sheriff, clan. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez Paid Program Paid Program Meet the Browns Hates Chris (:35) Punk’d George Lopez Inside Sports (:05) Entourage Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Punk’d (:35) Punk’d Paid Program Paid Program WFTC The Unit “The Water Is Wide”(CC) House “Both Sides Now” (S) (CC) House “Paternity” Brain disease. (S) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Raymond BuzzAmerican Dad American Dad Deadliest Catch (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program KPXM (5:00) ››› “Space Cowboys” (2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy

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›› “Tango & Cash” (1989) Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher. (S) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S)

CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) PurgaManhun(:01) The First 48The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48PurgaManhunPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (AMC)

College BasketballCollege Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Semiﬁnal:Teams TBA. From Houston.

war on

Lee Jones.

The Movie” (1978) Christopher Reeve.

learns of a plot to destroy the West Coast. (S)

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AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingRepoRepoRepoRepoWorld’s Dumbest...HurtsMarch MadnesHurtsEvidEvidEvidEvidEvidEvidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) SanfordSanfordThe BestRayRayRayRayRayRayRayRayRoseRoseRoseNannyNannyHome ImHome Im3’s Co.3’s Co.3’s Co.RoseRose (USA) NCIS “Endgame” (S) (CC) NCIS “Jet Lag” (S) (CC) NCIS “Masquerade” (S) (CC) NCIS Investigating a Marine’s murder. ››› “The Patriot” (2000) Mel Gibson. Premiere. A man and his son ﬁght side by side in the Revolutionary War. (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk “Mr. Monk

(iTV) NurseTara ›› “The Joneses” (2009) NurseTaraCaliforn.(12:05) ›› “Hannibal” (2001) Anthony Hopkins. Stripped: GregTeller(:15) › “Miss Conception” (2008) ‘R’ (TMC) Youth “Black and Blue”“Fragile” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Grimm Love” (2006) (:15) “Fragile” (2005) Calista Flockhart. “Grimm Love” (2006) (S) ‘R’ ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002) Mel Gibson. “Julius Caesar” MARCH 27 - APRIL 2, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 19 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS Sports photos online! Upload your own photos! Order prints! Order your favorite spotted photo on all sorts of products!

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Raising Cain: HBO’s ‘Mildred Pierce’ goes by the book

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Raising Cain: HBO’s ‘Mildred Pierce’ goes by the book