COVER STORY Down and dirty in the Kentucky Derby

By George Dickie © Zap2it

Crowd, stamina, distance.

Thoroughbred racing’s Triple Crown presents a gauntlet unlike any other in sports, each race posing a separate and distinct challenge for its competitors.

In the first leg, the Kentucky Derby, horses must contend with a field that can reach as many as 20.This is where post position is critical, as horses starting in 17th or 18th position can find themselves squeezed out of the main pack before the field even sets up.

Next is the Preakness Stakes, a test of stamina. Coming two weeks after the Derby, it leaves a rest period about half of what is considered ideal.

If a Triple Crown contender manages to successfully negotiate these first two legs, he is then treated to the epic 1 1/2mile distance of the Belmont Stakes, a length that has been known to frustrate many a Triple Crown bid.

Add to that the possibility of injury at any point and the fact that fresh horses are being shipped in for the Preakness and Belmont, and it’s easy to see why there hasn’t been a Triple Crown champion since Affirmed in 1978.

It’s why preparation is so critical.

“I think that that’s where the general fan has a hard time understanding, these horses are athletes, that their preparation is strong,” says Gary Stevens, the Hall of Fame jockey who will provide analysis on NBC’s coverage of the 137th Kentucky

The 137th Kentucky Derby airs Saturday on NBC.

Derby from Churchill Downs in Louisville on Saturday, May 7.

“We tend to pour the coal to these horses more than we do any other race of the year because it’s been circled for three years. ...The preparation is very strong, it’s very tough, and slight injuries where you miss one day of training, or there’s a cough one morning or a high temperature, and you miss one day of using Michael’s false confession. Luke, determined to leave Port Charles, visited Liz and Siobhan to tie up loose ends. Robin advised Brenda to get a DNA test to quiet Sonny’s doubts about Lucian.

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As a jockeywho won three Kentucky Derbies over a 26-year career, Stevens knows the territory well, and he explains that getting out of the gate quickly and with minimal contact is key to any Run for the Roses bid.

“I like to break it down into three different spots, and the start of the race is essential,” he says.“If you’re on a horse that needs to be forwardly placed, you want to have as clean a trip as you can early on. And I’ve seen chain reactions happen where a horse gets bumped out in the 12 path and bumps with the 11, and it causes a domino effect all the way down to the one path on the inside fence. And that’s something that, as a rider, if you’re caught down on the inside, you have no control over that. ... So there’s a lot of finger crossing going on, just hoping that you get a clean trip in that first section of the race going into the first turn.

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training from the first week of the year, it can put a flaw into the preparation for the Derby.”

At this writing, there were no prohibitive favorites for either the Derby or the Triple Crown, but the Todd Pletcher-trained Uncle Mo had garnered most of the attention before his lackluster third-place finish in the April 9 Wood Memorial. Other horses in contention include

“And then once you get your position going into that first turn, you just try to switch them off and maintain your position, to keep him relaxed and breathing well and keep as much energy as you can for the final quarter of a mile, because that’s where the race is won.

“And by that time, you’ve hopefully got your horse set up in a good position, that you’ve got a clear path into the straight, and then it’s pedal to the metal,” he says.“And you just hope that you’re on the horse with the most gas in the tank at that point.”

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NCIS “Endgame” (S) (CC)

NCIS Muslim Marine found dead. (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

›› “Bring It On” (2000, Comedy) Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku. (CC)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. HockeyNHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. Hockey (N Same-day Tape)

ProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Game of Thrones “Winter Is Coming”

Game of Thrones “The Kingsroad”

Game of Thrones “Lord Snow” (S)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Treme (S) (CC)

›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Body of Evidence” (1992) Madonna. (S) ‘R’ (CC) What to Watch ›› “Kull the Conqueror” (1997) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven”

(:15) ›› “17 Again” (2009, Comedy) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore.

(:45) Coed Confidential “Blind Date” (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Auto Focus” (2002) Greg Kinnear.‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “North Shore” (1987) Matt Adler.‘PG’ (CC)

(:45) ›››› “The Innocents” (1961, Horror) Deborah Kerr.‘NR’ (CC) “Squeakquel” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller The Borgias “The French King” (iTV) Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias “The French King” (iTV) “The Chaos Experiment” (2009) Val Kilmer. iTV. (S) ‘R’ “Triage” (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “Staunton Hill” (2009) Kathy Lamkin.‘NR’ (CC) (:45) › “Spinning Into Butter” (2007) iTV. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) (4:55) ›› “Knowing” (2009) ‘PG-13’

›› “Fanboys” (2008) Sam Huntington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Play the Game” (2008, Comedy) Andy Griffith. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “You Kill Me” (2007) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:15) › “Fist of the North Star” (1995) Costas Mandylor.‘R’ (CC)

› “Crossing Over” (2009, Drama) Harrison Ford, Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) “Lake City” (2008) Sissy Spacek. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Gooby” (2009)

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 5, 2011

CABLE ers Manhunters ers Manhunters (:01) The First 48 “Alias; Duel” (12:01) The First 48 (CC) Manhunters Manhunters

“Welcome to Mooseport” (2004, Comedy) Gene Hackman, Ray Romano. Premiere. (CC) The Killing “What You Have Left” (S) (:32) ››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. (CC) The Killing “What You Have Left” (S) (:32) ››› “Big” (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Life (S) (CC) Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsLife (S) (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) ConfessionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/OCHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTruth AboutWalt:The ManBiography-CNBCMad MoneyWalt:The ManTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonNick Kroll: CoolComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(AMC) (4:00) ››› “Die Hard” (1988)

(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Hogs Gone WildDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Hogs Gone WildCops & CoyotesPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeck“The Suite Life Movie”DeckDeckDeckWizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) Sex & Sex & 15 Unforgettable Hollywood TragediesChelseaE! NewsChelseaSex & Sex & ChelseaChelseaThe The PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportNBANBA BasketballNBA BasketballSportsCenter (N)

(ESPN2) College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA.(CC)

Teams TBA.(CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe World Over (N) CrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassThe World OverOctavaMilitaryRd CanaEuchaThreshold of HopeEuchaProphOriginalChoices

(FAM) (5:00) ››› “Grease” ››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta. The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChang

(FSN) BoaterDue Minnesota Twins ’11Due Final ScrTable TennisFinal ScrFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) “Earth Stood”Two Two Two Two WildeWildeWilde ›› “Dark City” (1998) Rufus Sewell. WildePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Golf Videos Top 10Golf Videos PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Regions Tradition, First Round. School of Golf School of Golf Champions

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AuctionRepoMANMANTrailersMANThe Shield (CC) EntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Connor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesChronoChronoStar Star “Beneath Still Waters” (2005, Horror) Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodFull BehindDavid J.WinningY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Holy PraiseJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) BiblicalRonLuceTurning PointDr Wom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens › “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson. Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

ConanLopez Tonight › “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd

›› “Bathing Beauty” (1944, Musical) Red Skelton, Esther Williams. (CC)

››› “Thrill of a Romance” (1945) Van Johnson, Esther Williams. (CC)

››› “Easy to Wed” (1946, Comedy) Van Johnson, Esther Williams. (CC)

›› “Fiesta” (1947, Musical Comedy) Esther Williams, Akim Tamiroff. (CC)

›› “This Time for Keeps” (1947) Esther Williams, Johnny Johnston. (CC)

›› “On an Island With You” (TLC) PawnPawnPolice WomenPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC)

›› “Body of Lies” (2008) Leonardo DiCaprio. ›› “Body of Lies” (2008) Leonardo DiCaprio. CSI: NY (S) (CC) Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyDeloAqua MetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyDeloAqua MetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodTriple Rush (N) Triple Rush (CC) FoodFoodTriple Rush (CC) Triple Rush (CC) FoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeederSpeederWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeederSpeederThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond cial Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

› “Bring It On Again” (2004, Comedy) Anne Judson-Yager, Bree Turner. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. HockeySportsAdvenWorld Extreme CagefightingWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) Dwayne Johnson.‘PG’ “Precious Life” (2010) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Treme (S) (CC) Katie Morgan Real Sex Xtra ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) Bow Wow. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) Colin Quinn Long Story Short (S) (CC)

(:05) ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen.‘R’ (CC) › “Dawg” (2002) Denis Leary. (S) ‘R’(CC) ›› “Born to Run” (1993) (S) (MAX) (4:35) “Catch Me if You Can” (2002)

››› “Whip It” (2009) Ellen Page. A Texas teen joins a roller-derby team. (S)

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (S)

››› “The Hangover” (2009) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’

(:10) “Busty Cops and the Jewel of Denial” (2009) ‘NR’ ›› “Away WeGo” (2009) John Krasinski. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Airport” (1970, Suspense) Burt Lancaster. (S) ‘G’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:45) › “Furry Vengeance” (2010) Brendan Fraser.‘PG’ (:25) “The War Boys” (2009, Drama) Peter Gallagher.‘NR’ Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (N) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S) “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother”

›› “Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat” (2002) iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:45) “Hurricane Season” (2009) Forest Whitaker. (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Critical Condition” ‘R’ ›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” (2002, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Tournament” (2009) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:05) “Wushu Warrior” (2008) Matt Frewer. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” (2006) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Adam Resurrected” (2008, Drama) Jeff Goldblum. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “Marigold” (2007) Ali Larter. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(AMC) (4:00) ››› “True Lies” (1994)

› “88 Minutes” (2007, Suspense) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. (CC)

› “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (2007) Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup. (CC)

› “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (2007) Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup. (CC)

› “Sabretooth” (2002, Suspense) David Keith, Vanessa Angel. (CC)

›› “The Flesh Eaters” (1964, Horror) Rita Morley, Martin Kosleck. (CC) The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) The Haunted (S) Killer OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (N) Killer OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Killer OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) The Haunted (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. ››› “Frost/Nixon” (2008) Frank Langella. ››› “Frost/Nixon” (2008) Frank Langella. Housewives/NYCPaidPaidPaidPaid“Few Good Men” (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) America’sMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers

W. CummingsComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Nick Kroll: CoolComedyComedyComedyComedyComedySouth Pk ›› “Jackass 3” (2010) (PA) (CC)

(DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) American LoggersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) American LoggersStorm Chasers (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeckDeckANT DeckDeckSuite Life on DeckGood Good Good Good WizardsWizardsWizards(:20) ›› “Cadet Kelly” (CC) CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar

(E!) E! News (N) Sex & Sex & True HollywoodThe FashionChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe

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(ESPN) SportNBANBA BasketballNBA BasketballSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA BasketballSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. Boxing Friday Night Fights. (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight NFL Live (N) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 200. NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA.(CC) NBA Tonight

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryThe Eternal CityCatholicWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendNFPChurchJoy MuSaintsMarktlOriginalQueen

(FAM) (5:30) “Freaky Friday” (2003) ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001, Comedy) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (Live) Twins Due BaseballFinal ScrAction Sports MLB Baseball: Twins at Red Sox PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two ››› “Changeling” (2008) Angelina Jolie. Premiere. ›› “Black Mask” (1996) Jet Li. JustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Golf Videos Top 10Chirkinian PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Regions Tradition, Second Round. Chirkinian World of Golf Champions

(HGTV) HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) Modern HistoryAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriHardcore HistoryAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriHardcore HistoryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillRebaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid

(NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) NannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersJimmyParents (SPIKE) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones” (2002) (S) ›› “The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior”PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Scream of Ban”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Sanctuary (N) (S) Stargate UniverseSanctuary (CC) Stargate SG-1Stargate SG-1

› “The Bone Snatcher” (2003, Horror) DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Holy Sup.BehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangPraiseFirst The Times 2XtremeImpactHeroes-BibleCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens

›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson. Premiere.

›› “Kiss Me Deadly” (1955, Crime Drama) Ralph Meeker, Albert Dekker.

›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, TroyGentile.

›› “Jungle 2 Jungle” (1997, Comedy) Tim Allen, Martin Short. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Ringer” (2005, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville, Brian Cox.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd

› “My Gun Is Quick” (1957) Robert Bray, Pat Donahue. (:45) ›› “The Girl Hunters” (1963, Mystery) Mickey Spillane, Shirley Eaton, Lloyd Nolan.

› “Santa Claus” (1959, Fantasy) Joseph Elias Moreno. (:45) ››› “The 5,000 Fingers of Dr.T.” (1953) Peter Lind Hayes. (CC) Tupperware ››› “Treasure Island” (1934)

(TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones “Pilot”(S) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY “Help”(S) CSI: NY (S) (CC)

››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) JusticeBen 10GeneraStarKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalKing/HillKing/HillJerryHero (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Most ShockingMost ShockingVegas Vegas ForensicForensicDominick DunneDominick DunneNorthNorthForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA)

NCIS The team hunts for a killer.

NCIS “See No Evil” (S) (CC)

NCIS Marine is attacked in his home.

NCIS A teen holds his school hostage.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker.Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC)

Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (CC) (VS) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. HockeySportsWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople

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(HBO) (5:15) “The Mistress of Spices” “Cinema Verite” (2011) James Gandolfini.‘NR’(CC)

Bridesmaids Real Time With Bill Maher (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn.‘R’ (CC)

(:40) › “Whiteout” (2009, Suspense) Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:25) ››› “Panic Room” (2002, Suspense) Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Comedy Jam › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) (CC)

(MAX)

(5:15) ›› “Universal Soldier” ‘R’

›› “Orphan” (2009, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Basic” (2003) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) “Lady Chatterley’s Passions 2: Julie’s Secret” ‘R’

(12:10) ›› “Cradle 2 the Grave” (2003, Action) Jet Li, DMX. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ››› “National Lampoon’s Animal House” (1978)

(:40) ›› “Psycho III” (1986) Anthony Perkins. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Like Mike” (2002) ‘PG’ (SHOW) “Killshot” (2009) (:45) ››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Fight Camp 360Gigolos (iTV) (S) DiaryCall Girl ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) “The Chaos Experiment” (2009) Val Kilmer. iTV. (S) ‘R’ ›› “Finishing the Game”

(2007) Roger Fan.‘NR’ (CC)

(:25) ›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry.

(4:50) “See You in September” (2010) (TMC) ›› “A Boy and His Dog” (1975) Don Johnson.‘R’ (CC) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg.‘R’ (CC)

“Hotel California” (2008) Erik Palladino. Premiere.‘NR’ (:35) “Dark Descent” (2002) Dean Cain. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:15) “Three Days of Rain” (2002, Drama) Don Meredith. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Savage Grace” (2007) Julianne Moore. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Reuben, Reuben” (1983, Comedy) Tom Conti.‘R’ (CC) “Heartland” (S) MAY 1 - 7, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “The Horse Soldiers” (1959, Action) John Wayne,William Holden, Constance Towers. (CC)

“McLintock!” (1963, Western) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara. Cattle baron tries to tame wife. (CC)

››› “The Sons of Katie Elder” (1965) John Wayne. Sons attend mother’s Texas funeral, avenge slain father.

› “88 Minutes” (2007) Al Pacino. (AP) Maneaters (CC) Last-CowboyDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogMust Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Killer OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksKiller Outbreaks (BRAVO) (5:00) ››› “A Few Good Men”Bethenny Ever Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHousewives/OCHousewives/OCThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) (CNBC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedyComedy ›› “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey”“Naked Gun 2 1/2: Fear”ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs › “Beverly Hills Ninja” (1997) (CC) ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007) (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidJFK:Target CarAmerican ChopperMythBusters (CC) Jack the RipperLizzie BordenLobstermenTuna Wranglers (S) Swords: LifeDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch

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